Thursday, April 22, 1026 Dinner Stories Eating Wool. “I wish you wouldn’t knit at meals. I can’t tell where my spaghetti leaves off and your sweater begins." v , TnUße Note. ■f ‘ I have a terrible rumbling on my stomach/ ItV like a wagon going over a bridge." “It's most likely that truck that you ate this morning for breakfast.” Her Long Salt. Son can’t blame a spinster for be particular; if the hadn't been particular she wouldn{t be one. r*e No Hooks. , "Harold says that all he wants is a chance to express himself.” “Fine! Where to?” Dorothy had been praying-each eve ning at bedtime for a baby sister. The other day her mother while reading the paper exclaimed: “I see Mrs. Smith has a little daughter.” “How do you know that, Mamma?” Dorothy inquired. "It aays so in the paper, dear.” Her, mother read f “Born on July 2nd, to Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Smith, a daughter.” Dorothy thought a moment and then said: "I know what I’m going to do. I’m going to stop praying , daddy to advertise in' the pa per.” *' Cop Not on the Job. Imagine the surprise of a Washing ton resident when, answering thedoor htll, he was confronted by a hurley policeman who demanded to know why he had not responded to a sum mons to traeffi court which was post ed on hie auto a few days before. The autoist was able to explain that hie car was stolen the night be fore it was tagged for parking in vio lation of police regulations and that the police department knew, of the theft. The policeman now began to feel like 30 cents for it was he who had tagged the car, not realizing that it was stolen and that he had its numer pasted in his hat at the time. Five Stateb, Florida, Alabama, In diana, West Virginia and lowa, have placed no legal limitation on the hours of labor of women in in dustry. Protect Your Property and Your Money 9 81Sf house, when painted with Mi * Marietta House Paints, is practi •* jgy cally guaranteed aeajnst the ravages of \ m foul weather by the Marietta Service MB Certificate. No other paint manufac turer offer} you such a certificate. Ask us about it today. Concord Paint& Paper Coopany 342 N. Church Street Phony 16L ~~MARigrrA Faint stathm “ | EVERETTTRUE BY CONDO r" mail ■■■■ ■■ I T** 1 ——wmmmrnmmmmmtmmm ■». mr. •gßotvd, aue>d»CT'l is a 3©i ~co ~ | -"w dtST trJgT ; __-- a Iftf^ * - . mm* n«i« $ * L-A/-' I - >y ■" \ ' or OM Beloit; ' IS i Meet Paul Nesbitt, captain and star sprinter of the Beloit College track team. For two years he’s met defeat but once in the 100 and 220-yard dashes. He’s also a member of th» half-mile relay quartet. This is hie last season at Beloit. Now Is The Time to Exter minate Flies, Aants apd All Otfyer Insects BY USING > CENOL Sold and Guaranteed by Gibson Drug Store (Agents) BY CHARLES P. STEWART NEA Service Writer ' Washington, April 21.—The can niest politician at the capital, if you ask him whether his polities are Dem ocratic or Republican, will smile and answer: •* “I’-se a servant of the people. Sir, juet a servant of the people.” That’s Harry, doorkeeper and mes senger of the House ways and means Committee. His full name is Harry Parker, although- few know anything but the Harry. * Ever since William McKinley was chairman of the ways and means committee, for 38 years, Harry has served the people as guar dian of the committee door. Sunshine Politics “Folks come here to work who talk’s a lot about being Republicans or Democrats,” says Harry, and he doesn t mean the elected members of Congress although he could, with rea son. “And pretty eoon .they come walking by all dre seed up and they tell Romebody, ‘I USED to have that job right there.’ My politics is just to scatter sunshine and be a servant of the people, and I still got mv job.” Harry was horn- at Washington's home. Mt. Vernon, where his father was a .watchman for many years. Presidents' leaders in Congress and other distinguished personages have been his friends all his life. He has a sweeping familiarity with the per sonalities and incidents of two gen eration of public life, and his mem ory for aequantanees is astounding. The other day he .called without •hesitation the name of a man who re turned after seventeen years absence, and the man had been merely a con gressman's secretary. —- Aliens comprise 23 per cent of the prison population of New York State, costing the taxpayer* #7,000,- 000 a year. Os the criminally insane 3o per cent are aliens. Vanishes '' S Bf I I m M ill f Mr*. Henrietta T Hargrove, 30. wife of an Elmira (N Y / high school teacher, has not been seen tor foui weeks, sniff* relatives fear she has been afflicted by amnesia. This pic ture shows her as ehe looked on the day Os bar disappearance. J’c’tr/Vp W. J. HETHCOX Chicken Feed Baby Chick time is here and vve arc here with the Right Feeds. Buttermilk Starting Mash for * Baby Chicks Buttermilk Growing Mash For the Larger Chicks, and Buttermilk Laying Mash For liens Also Good Scratch Feeds - Cl^eap CABARRUS CASH GRO CERY COMPANY Phone 571 W THE CONCORD DAILY TRIBUNE A Continued Story i ;5| ® \&*°\ i | /Si*! 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Cash Feed Store 5 PHONE 122 SOUTH CHURCH ST. >j iJowrtAXjru 4/ 11 11111111111 in 1 \m» FANCY DRY GOODS WOMEN’S WEAR DELCO LIGHT light Plants and Batteries Deep and Shallow Well Pumps for Direct or Alter nating current arid Washing Machines for Direct or Al ternating Current. R. H. OWEN, Agent —Phone 669 Concord, N. C. BATTERIES Big Price Reduction on Batteries for Fords and Chevrolets PREST-O-LITE $15.50 COLUMBIA $n.95 Compare These Prices. REPLACEMENT FOR ALL CARS PHONE 228 (Studebaker Sales and Service) Auto Supply & Repair Co. CLEAN, PURE; COLD Afit f Get More Than Your Money’s Woriilß Many Gurney users say they are getting more than their money's worth I ■ train this long-lasting refrigerator. «»jP Some Gurneys have been in use 25 to | 30 years. They’re built to last; also to i '■mFti' HzaWfl preserve food perfectly with a mini- ;J| Iji mum o i ice. And you’ll be surprised B ® iilW at the reasonable prices. We carry a pafeAafekig j| J/jUfj/aj wide range of sizes. Come in and see jjajrejfey |j[ them. 4 ""t y H. B. WILKINSON , Out of the High Bent District, Where Parking Space Is Plentiful £ ' ' tod thM «rtltntte“ * >"”>• -» « ■ rn J** jwr «*«erfßtio. .to The Tsibuae .to any Jnutcsl.ut, ftM come to The Tribune office to pay for your Progressive Farmer? 7^l PAGE NINE