Friday, April 30, 1926
Dinner Stories j
Judge—You any t'iic defendant j
turned nud \v hint led to tlie dog. What |
followed?
Intelligent Witnesa-r-The dog.
Overhauling Antiques.
“What’eha doin'?''
“Making up jokes."
“Workin’ for some magazine?"
“Naw—in a beauty parlor."
Protection.
May—What do. you do for chapped
Ups?”
Kay—Kat lots of onions!"
Ray—Yes, that ought to keep the
('.taps off your lips."
Awful to Contemplate.
_ First tiob—They sny .Tone's wife
■ had triplets after reading "Three,
I Musketeers."
’'Second Gob —Good heavens. ' mine
was reading the birth of a nation
when. 1 left.
Jut Courage.
>4' ‘ Isaac! Isaac! I can hear a man
snorin' under the bed! He must be
a bhrg’.ar!"
f (“Hush, Rebecca! Don't vake him,
hi)|' dep ve vill charge tiim for a night’s
lodgin’ in de mornin - !"
jB Making Room,
7 l - "My voice," boasted the singer,
■4“ was really in splendid form last
night. It quite filled the hall."
- - “Yes." agreed the candidLfriend. “I
Mtoticed how courteously tie audience
idft to make room for itL
GROCER STARVING TO DEATH
“I had been Nick nearly 20 years
with stomach trouble and was slowly
starving to death as everything I ate
caused terrible gas and pain and my
./food did not digest I was reducetl
'sl 115 pounds. A friend advised me
jßfc take MAYR’S ‘One Dose Will
Tftnvince’ about 4 months ago, which
I did and now weigh 151 pounds, and
cat anything. lam very t’aank
*tu] for MAYR'S 'One Dose Will Con
that removes the ca-
mucus from the intestinal
tract and allays the inflammation
which causes practically all stomach,
liver and intestinal ailments, inelud
k ing appemlicities. One dose wi’l con
-\vince or money refunded at Gibson
SfcDrug Store and druggists everywhere
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AID FOR FARM WOMEN j
I Y. VV. C. A. to Carry Co-operation
Wick to Runt! Districts.
J New York. April 25).—As “the big-,
gest source of unused, power in ourj
Nation at present." the farm woman
and her sisters' ,of the small rural ]
isolated communities are becoming the i
object of attention from national
movements and organisations hither
to solely concerned with city dwellers,
according to Miss Anna dark of |
| ties city, affiliated with the Y. M. C. j
;A- and other movements.
“To win the farm woman’s co-op- ;
| oration we and other movements are
| reaching out to her doorstep.” raid
Miss Clark. "She'and her sister of ;
, the small rural isolated communities
i firm the biggest source of unused j
I power ini our National today. She,
has an experience and outlook on life 1
. that wc arc a Nation sorely need j
j as a counterbalance to the jazz .age.";
. I I'ublic health agencies arc sendin i
search workers into isolated d’stncts. |
Express.
I Alice: So you accepted that young 1
postal clerk ?
May : I simply couldn't refuse. He
addressed ine rapidly, then he envelop
ed me in his arms, stamped a kiss on
, my lips nnd scaled it with a hug.
I Melrose Flour
Liberty Self Rising
j Flour
Why use Flour that ma^
please you at some time, and
will not please you at other
times, and that too, when you
most want the very best.
Melrose is just the very best
at all times. It has stood the
test—on this market for more
than twenty-five years.
Liberty Self-Rising is made
ready to bake. It’s Melrose in
quality.
Our price is no higher now
than any other brands.
CLINE & MOOSE
Phone 339
P. S.—We Deliver Quick Ev
erywhere.
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| "LETTERS JNCS?
I 'Washington, 2f .—Toe gener
al impression in Washington is that
President Coolidge means to be renom
inated in 1923.
I If, however, by any chance he
j changes his mind, it’s said Secretary
I of Commerce Hoover is his ehb’ce. Or,
) in case he does keep the l!)2ft nomina
tion for himself, it’s inferred he'd be
for Hooter in 15)32.
| Hoover would Tie sft then, and it“s
a loug tipie ahead.
j Thf- essential point is that Coolidgi*'
i thinks well enough of liis commerce
j secretary to believe he'd make the
! best president he knows of next to
| himself.
i• * •
I That the pres'dent depends more on
Hoover than any other member of Ills
! cabinet, with'the single exception of
] Secretary of the Treasury Mellon, in
the latter's own particular depart
ment. isn't much of a secret.
This is speaking, of course, of offi
cial relationships. Personally the
chief executive doubtless is more inti
mate with Attorney General Sargent.
Hoover's department is near the foot
of the list, in foynal order ofcabi-;,
fieti seniority, rallying only thf Do-’
partment of Labor, but actually the
t'alifomian has succeeded in making
lit the important qi all. in many
ways. . * 5
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*> Barring the portfolio' of justice, for
wHiatu ke laeks-thc legal trainfng, and
of the treasury, so long as it remains
ill Mellon’s hands. Hoover could have
had any other place in the president's
official family long ago, had he wish
ed.
Indeed, at var ous times the presi
dent has wanted to transfer him, but
, Hoover preferred not.
The Stork Made an Error.
“Mother," said little Bobby, burst
ing into the house all out of breath,
“there's going to beltho deuce to play
■ down nt the groceits. His wife has
got a baby girl and lie's had a Boy
Wanted’ sign in the window for a
week."
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1 BY USING
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California Tours
Campaign
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at 6:00 P. M.
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OUT OUR WAY f BY WILLIAMS
1 L& HE REARS AM CUTS A RIGS
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laa is, his cookim' ie» on os _ ■»« *«« _
MOWN POP _ BY TAYLOR
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MATILDA HAS ME STUMPEO-V NlShittS WONG VjITH
Vl/6 TRIED TO GET HER OUT 1 AT ALL-L CALioHT
OF BED LAST NIGHT SV J HER DOING EXERCtSSS
Teluwg her she had To s morning
Submit t&an operaton I
AND SHE NEVER WINKED J
Ail EVP/ - SHE GOT OOT OF j
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Because r. had my 1 !( V jpEßElri
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VIHCN X HAD MY r-X 1 N—| I
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| and then you will know that you ;
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i PHONE 182 SOUTH CHURCH ST. !
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I j Deep and Shallow Well Pumps for Direct or Alter
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j ...Phone 889 Concord, N. C.
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Overland 4 Touring, 1924 Model
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Out of the High Rent District, Where Parfttng Space Is Plentiful
and time unlimited.
Concord Kannapolis, Mooresville China Grove
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j IfH match and in a few minutea
I steaming hot water will run
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PLUMBING AND HEATING DEALER
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