A 'V- , v rriJr 1- " V Noell Bros., Proprietors, VOL. XXIX ROXBORO, NORTH 3 .ra.wnTTJBliljjU.IUllIugMWHB,I iMi in., ; - ' ' i ........... . ... . MIRANDY ON CHRISTMAS. By Derctiiy Dix in Good Ketwekwp itg. "Well, SisMirandy," gays Sis Armanity to me the odder day, iJde merry Chris'mas-tide is al mos' imon us." "Dat's so," I 'spons. "When ever yer sees a woman wid a wild look in her eye floppin' (ip an' down dc aisles of a departmen' store lak a chicken wid hit's haid cut off, or yer notices dt mos of yo' lady fricn's is dat vrorn out an' narvous dat dey jumps when yer speaks to em, an hns de jin eral appearance of havin' jes' been through a long spell of sick ness, yer don't need nobody to tell yer dat Chris'mas is comm 'Dem am signs of Chris'mas dat never fails, for ef dere is any one thing dat's mo' wearin' on de constitution dan anythin' else, hit is tryin' to spread fo' dollars an' seventy-five cents over dr Chris'mas presents for forty leven people, an' it somethin' for each one of 'em dat'll look lak hit cost forty-seven dollars an' fifty cents. Hit ain't no wonde A CHRISTMAS SONG. Near where the shepards watched by night Ark heard the angela o'tr them, The wise men saw the starry lifht ; Stand still at last before them. No araaore4 castle there to ward His precicus life froa danger, But. wrapped in common cloth, our Lord Lay in a lowly manger. No blowing bells proclaimed His birth, No armits marshalled by. No iron thuuders shook the earth, No rockets demb the sky. The tampiea builded.in Hi name Were shapeless granite then. And ail the choirs that sang His fame s NVere later breeds of men. But, while the world about Him slept, Nor cared that He was born: One geatle (ace above Him kept It's motner watch till morn; An1 if fis baby eyes could tell What grace and glory were. No roar of gun no Doom of bell Were worih the look of her. Now praise to God that era his grace Was scorned aad He reviled He looked into His mother's face, A Utile helpless child AnJ praise jj God that ere ' men Auut His tomb in war pne loved Him with a mother Nor knew a creed therefor JOHN CHARLES McNEIL. dan de compliments son, when he stoadioidra'and c Woples-Ba cur officeonvSattird 1913,-12 o clocl? noon. . '-v Long:' President. iron. -at Ataaal Ueef eftBsibV iC-rp-'" Tne: annual ;meeiinp fof-.-.thc. stockholders the! Bankof Rps- bbro willbe held mr6ffice;;otme jianicon tsaiuraayya 1913. at:i pmIv-: IY LAN JVv;?n An lurdermo, bis Aram m-r VweM. says ls.arammHy wia nusieiy., i" ty. bu Cbruoas to kind rntuuir. , I TW.MfUi.- 1:.5 Cam n.U.. T i l i fadM :Avar,knr-OhnG matt nrf ntB ' . "! uujuui. l ui wuy, j. wain itwr 1 - ;o T? DPnH 1 Lilian know, does Ike Up an' perenf whut we feels lak tfar'iS anTSIK me wid a new cook stove an' setlnWs I never does look atfde wmstead, Bera Garrett, v Mabel ofwashin tubs, ef hit warn't feCTK66lTi'datam'igood kind of a hint to me dat I warn'i liothin in ctfs world but to clutter ntt, Jlathryne KraasperMay aUdy love no moV but dest i Mlbouse an" getber dust, dat - . Si perrormer on aem instruments ifcnas mc an uai uy uaa MAwtnn arld Rreta Noel!, Messrs. I lay dat ef he had a sent medlWed HmVick, Chris'mas present of a cooking butwishin dat 1 could trade hit Elbert Brooks, Willie ' I Nichols, stove an' a wash tub as a Chrjs'- filfbff for one good pair of stock Cliff Winstead, and Connor Mer moo rr?Fr Krt mo, ?nJ ni sompthin dat had some mu ii f ill. ii. lav ww l war n, i & u-a. i , w . w w w w - . w , i- T . dere wouldn't have been no WfidJseanVni&'thit1 t tokt Will ObMrYe Holiday aur s. - on Dec. 26th the curious oeculiarities of huabaBds, l9 de.money datr 04etockeach day until Jansr 2nd; ITBaslbrvnlfeai KJ ' which is de mos' ondiskivered! .(ymio spc'i on junk 1913 i::.. vr1 nation of people dere is,n ' m IfqrcJder.Epii spent hit on Early.' JmefAVik?lBcl, sill' U. ifi!"-f my ppces joeipryuu pus on planfcanQi exp.re:s , ;cnargcw: to me dat hit rums folks batty, at' ,ec vc my lite, whut-a sin- Sis Araminity. Mbttt one ot d6 deidfcs rfor der ,thmg deyj 1 bet dat ef we knoed wnut de ,4fVi !' s. An' for dat rea strangest thinfis Jabout 4em is dat aftisycs. pett, nobody mos1 of de folks in de bus-bouse son 1 (Je'! p,tchcs in t0 dc bar' befo' yer is married to one Of WnVabi was doin we'd find out dat dev vair counter an' fiKhts wid de od- 'em, he, can always .remember gifWw'C was a beatin deir haids up against der omcn 0vcr de fstthin:I dest whut yer should lak to have hxtinrt&hi&ft de padded walls, an' ayayin f I v hands on an' de PUS80 Sue, an' Qousia Mam. .a' little, "ei 111 11 ru hesh Chriamaa gifts pat d($y, e; af mllaws, wh.ati!? or some: betc rattt1li- W qSiest way, dat tllsaboni in ' newspapers . . MTCI tail CUIKBUIUW 21 uui 13 Ilicla I WIlai VUU WskfiVO a IUIIIOIV AU "Hu's my opinion," says I,' jft out of him at all is by remind- some velvet, ah ribbon, an lace Mdat 'Chris'mas is de time dat ail in' him evy mawnin' for six tinsel, an embroidery an of yer enemtes takes to git even months befo'hans dey is gwine to makes a perfectly lovely shayin wid yer, an to do de thing dat celebrate Chris'mas on de 25th of out of m? Dem ldeas for deydoa'tdast to do de balance December dis veah home-made Chris'mas gifts aut- tuuiKnuig iu tats, ivuui x Uiw-J emf no matter whUt hit is?' 'Yes, Sis Araminity," 1 goes on, 'hit ain't no wonder to me dat reason topples on hits throne', as Bro Jinkins says, when we starts out to spend de monev we can't afford, buyin' Chris'mas of de yeah I tell yer Sis Ara minity, dat when I sats down an' By doin'dat, ef you'se got en- erov p.nnnoh. vpr ran ronlc him nn looks at my Chris mas gifts I am L. a u u.i nrPSAntefnr dem B 1W1 want ch.j-.-j- . lu uc fim wuar a wceit WW f w uueu wiu a uecp, uarK. suspicion, ai,'mni v,mi v,,. 'am I finrio mueif rnltn' , . . . uiiris mas be IJ tnrow a dollar in em. 1 nnds myself oin roun YoU needn't tell me dat dat cat of v 1:,n fln CQV fnr w n . on. in rirplt? a rrvin' tn fif-Hdp c j t u V0 IaP an Say IOr yer tO gO an m circles, a trym to aeciae a Eudory Johnstng warn't a cas- oU VfvCPif a ruricW whedder hit would be mos' ap- lin. aia-atrus on mv flmr f .1, . , P ' nronriar to nresent mv Aunt u- i T c I t hdon't know whut yer want, propnate to present mi Aunt which is built after de pattern of do vr" muMti'f hi fn MiuiHw nh,.ro iH,i.n , , , ... ...... a11 dat yer couldn t hire him to MJimujr, uui c ui. a rcaaer oea mstia or a teiepnone for de las' ten years wid a mis- p0st. hen he sent me one. of ery in her back, wid a safety ra x dcse hpah fancy beUg whut j zor, or a umbrella, as a slight to- 0 ,ul (n, muCh mQ. dan gjt aroun ken of how I thought of her at mv dis blessed season." "Dat's de true word." 4pons r t Sis Arminity; 4 'hit sisttinly am curious de way yer mind uks H s, at Chris'mas. All de balance NP de yeah4 can remember tr.r tas-n ,TlH. an' needs of my frien-K, n' mv :, fambly, but when I Marts out 1 buy a Chris'mas gift I dest lose- -8, my rabbit foot an' I c-fint recoi i) . alone my waist. had my eye on dat twtv Gladys Maude J n- whu 's always u y ole mar Ike, nt me a Chris'- resk his life in one of dem apart ment sto'es.' "Siz Araminity, " says "I don't know nothin4 dat is mo calkilat ed to bust up love's young dream dan de way yo husband acts at Chris'mas time. Why, heah I've been a discousin to Ike for de las six months on de subject of dese heah weepin wilier fedders, a p ir of ole lady's which I suttinly does hone after, list she's got on dem but yer reckon dat man is gwine ! dippers. Lakwise to have gumption enough to take d-rin' ef Bro' Jin- dat hint dat L knocks him down muigatin' anythin' wid ev'y mawmn at breakfasia yeah.'4 tinly does read grand. Not me," says I, 'becaxe hit takes de grace of God to forg ive dat kind of a Chris'mas gift, an' I ain't got confidence in none of my friends bein able to do hit " 4 'An yet, says Sis Arammity, "who would do widout Chris' mas if dey could? no matter ef deir friends did send 'em em broidered whut-you-may-call- 'ems dat dey don't know de name of, nor whut dey is for," "May besoTspons, "for I notices dat ev'y yean at Chris' mas present, an' dat at 'bout dis time I begins to hant de sto'es, an' run aroun' wid de odder women a-loGkin' for I don't know-whut to give to Ldon't- know-who, But dere's de Lawd's mercy in on dis thing dat Chris'mas don't come but once . t- . : 11. -., . ) I "VST, '( v.- 1 1 1 " 1 1 11 3 y 1 - -r.auura r Lock&iiiatres - screen maow w'' . rf .?.':-i41.r. lU - - - - .-cr--.-- Ghttrih ColoniaJ columns Cypress siding ' Door frames .. Felt roofing Gable ornaments Gable sashs Gav'd roofing Glass Oak mantels Pinenantels Plasfering hair. Plaster- of Paris Porch balusters Porch brackets Porch columns Porch rail ' Stair balusters,: "'Smr-rewels M Stair rails Tin shingles '. Ventilators Weatherboarding Window Frames Wood & glass doors Every thing to Mis 1 Build wfth. 4 PHONE 94. PHONE 94. II THIS IS THE RANGE- THE RANGE ETERNAL A Happy Christmas AND Prosperous New Year Jv- , " 1 '"IF"""" itjtt .f irr'flfl II I" "' r ' For Christmai .What is nicer or more useful for a Christmas present than a nice China Dinner set, a Rochester Percolator, an Oil stove, a Range or Cooking stove, Guns, Leggins, Razors, Pocket Knives or (Sarving Sets ? If you are going to give your mother, father, sister or brother a present come to see us and get something that will be'useful and appreciated. TO ALL. We wish for ybu all good things, but we wish especially that this may be the happiest Christmas of your life and that 1913 will be the best year of M vour life to date. We also thank you7 hear for your patronage and will during the past: Again wishing you a Christmas and Year, we are serve you. tily good Merry m Frosnerous JNew n alwa'ys pleased to M 1 m Sffit

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