Copper Colored
Splotches.
There I only one core for Con tag tool
Blood Poioii the disease which hai
completely btfllad the doctor. The;
re totally unable to cure it, and direct
their efforts toward bottling the poiaon
up in the blood and concealing it from
View. 8. t). 6. cures the disease posi
tirelj end permanently by forcing oat
Tery traoe of the taint.
I w Afflicted with terrible blood dlMur,
Which iu U spots first, bo I aftrwrl.
srmaa an over my ijaj.
TheM soon broke out Iiim
or, and l( I easy la
Imagine tbo saflerliift 1
euuured. before 1 be
came eonvincod that tlif
doc tors ruuid do no good
1 had spent h hnndrec
dollars, which vasronlli
thrown away. 1 ihor
IriiMi yarior.s naie-i
medicines, l.ui ihey ni.4
not reach t!.: (liii'tis.
When I hail lln'.RheU int
flint bollle of fv s. !. 'I
was greatly lniir.ivn
and was defiirhUHt wit i
tbe-erralt. The large red splotches on mj
cheat began to grow paler and smaller anJ
before long dlsanpeared entirely, t regained
mj lost weight, became stronger, and my ap
petite greatly improved. 1 was soon entire!;
well, and my eiin aa clear as a piece of glass
B. h. MTtaa. 100 Mulberry St., Newark, N.J.
Don't destroy all possible chance of
cure by taking the doctor's treatment
of mercury nu potash. These lninemb
cause the hair to fall out, and will
wreck the entire system.
S.S.S.rfhc Blood
is rrRiLT vsobtabi.e, nnd is the only
blood remedy guaranteed to contain nc
potash, mercury, or other mineral.
Books on the disease nnd its treat
ment mailed free by Sw if t Specific Corn
pan j, Atlanta, Georgia.
Two Civil War Mftnulifi.
It was n day or two after General
Fltzhugh retired thnt the telegraph
lines between Cni-lisle n;nl IliinlsbuiK
were put lu condition for service, mill
the first two messages tli.it pussed
over them cave more than one olilcer
nnd oivllinii a l:. i-ltIi. The Il.irrisbiii;;
operator wii-i of tin' nrr.iy variety nuil
not noted for choice diction or even
Kraminutii :il ncciunev. hut he could be
terse on occasion. The Ciniislo insn.
II civilian n:ii:n-l Noble, probably knew
more of the nib i of sytilnx. In:t be
was n bit t',i;-l.-iv.l. Here are the tiles
aajin nnd i i t!,..-:e days lliev were of
record, since rrceh aiv.l scsuliu.'; by
sound was not l:i vujrr.o:
Query-lias tlie rcb. Is wemV
Answer- They Is.
After all I here is merit In the inter
ebnnije. There was no room fur doubt
as to what headiiiar;eivi at Harris
burg wanted to Know nor as to the
military condition at Carlisle. I'.nl
poor Noble! Ills friends nearly forced
llllll to re.-uiri by the methods kliov. M
OS "Josh." Minneapolis Times.
Sardou n Sfnxc JIimnKcr.
Sardou Is one of I lie few p eat stnj;e
m.-nngcrs In Kurope. He nnd Sir Hen
ry Irving are probably the two best.
"How Is It done? Well, yon see," re
plied M. Sardou. "I know exactly what
I wnut. and I take care thnt 1 jjut It!"
Sir Henry's answer to the same ques
tion would uot, one Imagines, be very
different from this. Sardou does not
read a lecture to nu actor whose in
tonation Is Incorrect or whose gesture
displeases libn: he takes the actor's
place on the boards for n few moments
and goes through the part.
In theory this is simplicity Itself; In
practice It is sometimes productive of
emotions which the scene Is not In
tended to convey. As a rule, M. Sar
dou's demeanor at rehearsal Is beauti
ful, but if people will not do ns he re
quests he can tear his hair nnd a
epeech to tatters with the best of them.
When the hurricane is over, he be
comes Mr. Honeytougue again, but he
has carried his point. Cassell's Maga
zine. KIDNHY Is a f,i,llvp
mnnimv w easn lliousam'B
TUOUKYjE hav.Ml nnd don t
kno it. If you want quick results you
can make no mistake by u irnr lr Kil
mer's Swamp lioot, the irieul kidney
remedy. At druggists in lift rent aid
dollar sizes. Sample bottle by mail free,
also pamphlet lulling you how to lino
out If yon have kidney trouble. Ad
dress, Dr. Kilmer fc Co , Bingbaiiilon,
N Y.
Her Grammar.
lie (a suitor) Grnmmarlans hove
never been qutto suic of the proper dis
tinction between "I shall" and "I nil!,'
but to my mind there Is no tlllllc.ully.
She I don't quite know the distinc
tion myself.
Ho (thinking ho sees Ida opportunity.)
Woll, take tbo question "Will you mar
ry met" Supposing I ask yon your reply
would be not "I will," but
8 he (emphatically) I won't!
A WONDEBrUL COBB
OF DUKHHOBa.
A rROMCRBMl YfRGHNIa. EDITOft
Ba Almsst Given Cp, batWas
Breagbt Back te Perfect Hoalth by
Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and
Dltfvfceea Remedy.
J 88AD ntS EDITOEIAL.
From lit Timet, IJIIlsillle, Va.
I suffered r.llb diarrhoea for a long
time and thought I was past being cured.
I bad spent much time and money and
suffered so much misery I hit I bad al
. wost deckled to give up all hopes of
recovery sad await iliu ro.ult, hut nolli
log the advertisement of Chamberlain's
Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
and alto soma testimonial stating how
. aoaio wonderful cures had been w roughl
by this remedy, I decided to try il. After
taking a few tlosos I was entirely well of
that troublo, and I wish to say further
to my readers and fellow-sufferers that I
tun a bale ami bearty man today and
feel m well as I ever did In my life.)
' J(. Moonn. Hold by K. A. Duffy Co.
. . Froof of tba pudding Ilea In the eating
of ft. Proof of ROBERTS' TASTELESS
CI1ILL TONIO Ilea ta the 'taking of It
003T NOTHING If U tall to cure. M
'cents per bottle It It cares. Sold ftrlotly
oa Its merit by i ''.'
43 D BUAplIAM, vTholtssl nnd Retail
J
Wklte Krlm!u Cum tlra la 8brlW
Haka'a OSbm.
Those persona who will care, to recall
sons of the events of Ike last political
campaign la this State, wtea Ike Issue
was strictly While Hupremacy, may it-
member that a aoiuber of pictures, were
printed of the leading negro office hold
ers in Craven county.
Among those printed w.i the likeness
of one Nathan t'obh, u i.iio neither
htndsome ia looks, nor decently citil iu
disposition.
Cobb we the proud juiinr of Craven
county, and SherilT Joe has of leu m
ploytd him m a drpuly, when there was
some totitrli ciiitu to be handled.
This Jailor (Ji.iib like nearly all of his
ra e In n iu "Dice, lull thai he was too
im,)oiiM io l e rhut out at any timr,
an I t luit the nctni vote u licliiud him,
and icriff Joe was afraid to tire him
even for "cnue."
Sheriff Joe's political principles are
pi euy mill an i Le no man to go back
on a constituent, even a negro, hence
the negroes felt eafu iu office under
SheiilT Joe.
Some months ago the white evolution
which had been going on in Craven
county, found entrance in the Shetlll'u
ofllco, aud a negro deputy venl out and
a w.iile ilcpuly went iu
Yesterday the evolution was continued
Jaile ' Cobb who regarded himself more
of fixture as a Craven county ofllce
holdo than even his superior In com
mand SheriiT Joe, had to go. And worst
of all from a Cobb point ol politics, his
successor was u while luuu named Eli
Elliott
Truly this "pressing the battou'' poli
tlcil business of t lie negroes in Craven
county seems to las the wrong kind of
political "push,'' for ns each negrojout
a white man slips in, nnd the negro
office seeker and office holder are becom
ing extinct, and will soon become polill
cal curios because of their raiieiy, even
in Craven county which has bithcrtoforc
h ml a monopoly in this line.
MrClni'e'H !luj;;ixiiie for Sckilemler.
McCluie's MagHzlne for SeptemlM r
opens with a iicm on I lie Dreylus aTai i
by Ed -v iu iMariiliam. Following this
comca a cliuracter s-kelch of Admiral
Sampson, by Kay iSlannnrd Itaker, giv
ing many iuleit-sling incidents and an
ecdotes of the Admiral's life as boy nnd
young man in his home town of 1'ulmyra,
New York, and usiimates and reininis
ccuccs of lit ui by his associates ill the
uavy.
Miss Tarbell concludes, In this number,
her series of papers oa tne later life of
Lincoln willi an account of LlnromV
fu ierl.
An illustrate I paper by Theodore
Waters describes the wonderful methods
of the Ilydiographic Ollice lu ' guarding
the highways of the sea," and gives, from
records of t lie Ollice, boiiic strange
stories of sea storms, derelicts, and ice
bergs. An illustrated paper by Cleve
land Molfett gives a very interesting ac
count of Muuelik, the king of Abyssinia,
a black man.
There are half a dozen good, strong,
interesting stories in the number, in
eluding a true story of army life by
Capt. J. K. Hrady and a true story of
railroad life by Cy Wnrman.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure thoroughly di
gests food without aid from the stomach
and at the same lime heals anil restores
the diseased digestive organs. Il is the
only remedy that does both of these
things and can be relied upon to perman
ently cure dyspepsia. F S Duffy.
Vi ry Similar.
Reporter What is the sensation of
being idl by a cyclone?
Victim -Why, its jlst liko getting
married! Yet den't really realize wot"s
happening till il's all over aud ycr come
t ;r ycr seusci-!
1100.
Or. B. Dctchton't Anti Diuretic.
May be worlh to you more than $100
If) on have a child who soils bedding
from Incoiittnce of water (luting sleep
Cures old and young alike. Il arrests
the trouble al onco. $1. Sold by C. I)
Hrudliam, druggist, New Bern, N. C.
Out of the Ordinary.
Briggs What do you lliiok of Jeffrlts
as a pugiliety
Uiggs 1 dou'l believe he's the real
thing!
Biggs Why nolf
Diggsilu says he Isu'l going lo try
lo elevate the stage
A rrinhtfnl Blander
Will often tausc a horrible burn, scald,
cut or bruise. ttocklen'sAralce Salve,
the best in the world, will kill the pain
and promptly heal it. Cures old sores,
fever sores, ulcers, bolls, felons, corn,
all skin eruptions. Best pile cure on
earth. Only tfic a Imx. Cure guaran
teed, rold by V. 8. Duffy & Co., drug,
glsu.
Aprroriats Traiae.
"That de. tci l U heavenly," said Mr.
QsHWell, as he sent his plale for anolbcr
helping. .
"That Is appropriate praise,' replied
Urs. Caswell; ' It is angel food."
' Ton assume no risk when you buy
Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diar
rhoea Remedy, F. B. Duffy Jt Co., will
refund your money If you are hot satis
fied after using It. It Is everywhere ad
mitted lo be tba most successful remedy
In use for bowel complaints and the only
one that never fall It Is pleasant, saf
and reliable.
- Register of Deeds lOM. Ureeu com
pleted the county" tlx Hit, "yeswrday,
8jpt m'r li t at noon, and It will be
turned olet lo tbecennty oommhialonsrs
next Monday. The completion of tbt
Hit It one month earlier than It wtt I sit
year. This speaks for Itself. .
' COCNTT JAtXOJt OOM " ' '
MOKE TVOATTKO BODIES,
Oao Met l Am4 MartW. Vaar Otfcm
The waters of Paatlico Sound continue
to give up lb bodies of these drowned
during the August storm.
Thursday, the schooner Dolphin, Cspt
Warren Uardlson, bound for New Bern,
while tailing through Pamlico Bound,
the crew discovered a dead body floating
in the water, to which a rop was at
tached and tbt body was held nulil the
schooner Taoline, Capt. E. E. Willis,
from Core Sound, came up and took
charge of the bodj. -
There was some lumber on the Tau
line, and a coffin was made and lh body
placed in it and carried ashore st a point
of marsh known as Big S mod, where il
was burled. The body was in bad con
dition, could not be told whether that of
a white or black man, but it was that of
a sailor, having on rubber boots and
other marks of a sailor.
Tl.e man Is supposed to be one of the
crew of the schooner wrecked at Gull
Rock,
Capl. Willis reports that he heard
while coming up llial four bodies had
been seen floating in the water of Bay
river.
A GROWING INDI'STKY.
Plant of The New Bern Cotton Seed Oil
And Fertiliaer Mills Inrremieil In Capa
city. A Flue EuterpHae.
Things are going to hum at Ibe cotton
seed oil mill this winter if the prepara
tions mean anything. It is now the
slack season, the new season opening
about Oct. 1st.
The capacity of the seed house has
been doubled by an addition next the
river and Ihe enlarging of the building
on the dock, A new screw conveyor
will cary the seed from vessels at the
docks and throw it on piles in the build
ing, or from the railroad cars where the
seed is shoveled into a box by Ihe track
when the conveyor takes it up, A new
baling machine, known as the Champion
bailing press, made by the Famous Mfg.
Co, of Chicago, is in the seed house
ready to be put into position. This ma
chine will press and bale the meal in 100
pound packages. It has formerly been
put in sacks and the new operation will
make il easier to handle and will stow
closer.
A new brick office is about completed
It is handsome office, brick with metal
rupf, green blinds, aud the interior pine
with hard finish. New oak desks will
be placed in the room and it will be
lighted by electricity from the complete
plant owned by the Company,
In the machine room is a new auto
matic tiler, for sharpening giu saws.
This will make it unnecessary to send
off the saws for sharpening and glnners
can send In their saws here and have
them attended to. One was on the ma
chine being put In shape for E. Wortli-
luglon of Jasper. The tiler Is from the
Carver Coltongin Company of East
ll.il...... ., M.,..
I lie storing capacity for oil has been
more Mian doubled by the building of
a new tank which Is nearly completed.
The railroad company will put in rail
road scales so that the oil can be weighed
and shipped in oil tank cars, instead of
io barrels as hitherto.
A big water tank has been finished
It holds 10,000 gallons and stands high
up on a substantial frame work wilh
stairs leading up lo the tank It sup
plies water to all parts of the mill, and
hydrants inside and out are good
safeguards against fire as the company
has abundance of hose and an organized
system of fire protection. A new Fair
banks scales are built in the north side
of the grounds, the smaller scales form
erly used being sent to the company's
agent at Jasper. A strong fence will
soon be built around the entire property
which extends from the river to the
street on the west.
By the first of January a complete
fertilizer plant will be Installed. The
machines are now being made and gen
eral fertilizers for termors will be made.
The stock of meal on hand has been con
siderably reduced, three schooner loads
being shipped last week. The outlook
for seed the coming season is very good.
Farmers are also finding It to their ad
vantage to exchange cotton seed for the
meal, as by doing so tbey obtain a larger
quantity of the meal for fertilizers or
feeding, the company making the ex
change for the value of the oil obtained
from the seed.
An Enterprising Firm.
There are few men more wide awake
and enterprising than F8 Duffy& Co. who
spar no pains to secure thebestofeyery
thing In their line for their many custo
mers. They now hare the Agency for
Dr. King's New Discovery, which cures
consumption, coughs and colds. This Is
the wonderful remedy that is bow pro
ducing so much excitement all over ihe
country, by its many startling cures. Il
absolutely cures asthma, bronchitis, nau
sea, and all affections of the throat,
chest and lungs. You osn test I before
buying by calling at 'the aboro .drug
store and get a trial bollle free, or regu
lar sire for 60c and $1 00. Quaranleed
lo cure, or price refunded.
Ths tauter Tacaaas. -
"Awfully ttupld lot Of men at this re
wrt." it
"Dou'l deceive yourself. Smart peo
ple dou'l try lobe entertaining lie
they take a vacation." , .
Aaeaf Itraagsra. ,
Rivers 'Where are you going lo spend
your vacation? . '
Brooks I'm going Uok, to , God's
country for a month. , -,
Wrtrt-Tou'll feel awfully , loootemt.
! r -r-rr'T
"I 1 ifc.UUi-4 t j
1,1 I BMlCutivbSjrua. Tau0Kl. VM I I
f 1 In limit. a-.M ttt (triimil! 1 1
r Trr-. :.y
Constipation.
Headache, Biliousness,
Heartburn,
Indigestion, Dizziness,
Indcate that your liTer
is out of order. The
best medicine to rouse
the liver and cure all
these "ills. Is toond In
Hood's Pills
25 oenU. Sold by all mwlWiDB dealers.
IF.
"II I TO t mn," the -
"I'd Bk&ke my mark en; I ru dead;
I'd lead the world uh a battle try.
And I'd be ftuiioufl ere I ahould dia
II 1 were a mn."
"It 1 were a yncih," ll:1 old man cried,
"I'd scire ill rl.antvs, I'd ro wttli th udaj
I'd win my ay t lite Uigbett place
And sluk t !..! r anl vx-W Li grace
II I werr a wuih."
"If I werr rih. ' the poor ouin thought,
"I'd Klie iti) :i tut the' poor' auppoft,
Td oppn my dtor, and I'd opon my heart.
And goodness aod I wuuld never part -If
I wat rich."
And lo, If all these tfi came true.
The woman a man, I lie man ft youth,
The Kor man rich then all In truth,
ThU world nuuld be, wlien we got through.
Just i it l!
James Oppcnh.-tm In New York Sun
A WOMAN'S VETO.
War a Certain Kaval Appointment
Wn. Kerer Confirmed.
An Incident which occurred during
the first Cleveland administration Il
lustrates the good feeling existing be
tween the newspaper men and the
chief of the bureau of naval construc
tion. A certain correspondent, who
was on particularly Intimate terms
with the chief, called at his ofllce and
was received with unusual cordiality.
Calling the correspondent ly his first
name, the chief snld: "I.ouk here,
Blank, 1 want you to do something for
me. Mr. 'g appointment to a place
in this department, after being fought
through two congresses, lias prevailed,
has been signed by Secretary Whitney
nnd only waits the signature of the
president. You, of nil men In Wash
ington, can find out what aition the
president will take, nnd I think you
know n wny to prevent tlie document
being signed."
The correspondent replied. "I think 1
know n way." He left the building nnd
went for Miss , who was at thnt
time doing Washington society for
tlie Associated Tress. To her lie told
the story and explained what he
wanted done.
Miss obtained an audience with
Mrs. Cleveland and told what ehe
came for. Mrs. Cleveland went to the
president's desk and singled out ft
pnper with the remark. "There, I guess
that Is the one you mu;i." Klie then
turned a corner of the document dowu
and left it.
In tlie course of ids work the presi
dent came to tlie paper and then, in ft
surprised tone, said to Secretary La
ment, "I "an, do you know anything
about this appointment V"
Sir. Lament did not I; no anything
about it.
"Well." said fhe president. "Prances
has evidently turned this dowu for a
purpose. 1 t;iiesK It's all rigid." And the
official signal m e was not nttnehed.
Philadelphia Tost.
Precentric Itnlzac.
A correspondent of literature sends
nn Interestin;: anecdote of ftalzac to
thnt Journal: Leon Cozlnn used to re
late how he met Itnlzac one day on tlie
Boulevard des Cnpuclnes "dying with
hunger." The novelist insisted nu tak
ing (iozlnn to n confectioner who sold
macaroni patties. Forgetting his hun
ger, Bnlzac plunged Into an apprecia
tion of Cooiier's "Lnke Ontario" (new
ly appeared). Gozlan noticed that the
shop attendant, nu English girl, had
heard him address Balznc by name and
was gpzlng nt the author as though
fascinated. She was astounded pres
ently by tlie appetite of genius for
macaroni patties, which disappeared
by collides.
"How much do I owe you?" nsked
Balzac.
"Nothing, M. Balzac," said the Kng
llsh girl lirmly.
Bnlsle wns nonplused for a moment,
then he pushed his precious copy of
"Lake Ontario" Into the girls hands,
saying, "I can never surilelontly regret,
mndnniolsolle, that I did not write that
book."
Not III. Kind.
Two memliers of n well established
Arm that does business In the whole
gale district Indulged Id the following
dialogue the other afternoon:
Junior Partner Why didn't you give
that man n chance? We need another
clerk here, and 1 rather like hit looks.
Senior Partner I liked his looks, too,
but he's no good.
Junior Partner How do you kuow
that?
Senior Partner -When n man who Is
looking for a Job conies to me nnd
says, "I suppose you don't want to
hire any one today, do you?" Hint's
enough. If he had anything in him,
he'd come right out aud say what he
meant. If he supiiosed we didn't want
to hire any one, why did he waste our
time and his by coming In to bother
US? Chicago Times -Herald.
Triumphant.
"When yon got lo a crowd, my dear,"
tald Mr. Winkles to his wife, "ulways
look out for pickpockets."
"I'm not afraid of I hem, dearest,"
answered Mrs. Winkles. "They can't
pick my pocket."
"Thnt't Just like you women," aald
Mr. Winkles, "always so sure. Pray
tell mo -why you couldn't have your
pockets picked."
'Because I haven't got nny," answer
ed Mrs. Winkles proudly. -Flarper't
Basar.
atreteklnc to Real.
When n mnn la tired, be stretches bit
arms and fogs and yawns. Birds and
anloinU, to far as possible, follow bit
example. Birds spread their feathers
and also fawn; tbey open their months
slowly till they are round, the bones of
the bead seem to loosen nod the gtlls
open. ! ' .' ' ,
' Borne mnslclnnset along on their
cheek, but the eonilst depends on bis
Up.-rblladelpila Bulletin. ; ;
'Tbs average ' -walking pace of a
healthy man or woman Is tald to bs TO
steps m minute.
0P1IJG SMiB, MOST 2, 1899.
Tobacco - Warehouse !
IjTETXT BEEN, W. C.
FOR THE SALE OF
LEAF TOBACCO.
Ml. II. STREET,
Owner and Proprc'or
W. K. STYROJT,
Book Kci per and Se retiiry.
A Bloodless Turnip.
Teacher Jolinuy, what is a thief?
Johnny Ilardup Ihinno.
Teacher Oil, ye9 you do. Now, what
would I he if I look money out of your
pocket?
Johnny Hardup Why, youse ud lie a
peach.
Judicious Old England.
Warwick Ever since Dewey's victory
the English have been anxious to l ry
their hand at lighting again. They don't
know whi to tackle-Itusiia or the Trans
vaal Republic.
V. ickwlre Which will it be?
Warwick Well, their newspapers
have had some liery articles about Rus
sia, but they've been preparing troops
for the Transvaal.
As usually treated a sprain will disable
the injured pcraon for three or four
weeks, hut if Chamberlain's Pain Balm
is freely applied a complete cure may be
effected in a very few days. Pain Balm
also cures rheumatism, cuts, bruiues and
burns. For sale by F. 8. Duffy A Co.
Miss Fortune.
Mr. Stubh There conies 'Fortune.'
Mrs. Stubb Who, John?
Mr. Slubb 'Fortune' the feninle book
agent.
Mrs. Stubb Why in Ibe world do you
call her 'Fortune'?
Mr. Stubb Because she knocks at
every man's door.
Distressing- Stomach Disease
Permanently cured by the masterly pow
cr of South American Nervine Tonic.
Invalids need suger no longer, because
this remedy can cure them all. It is a
care for the whole world of
stomach weakness and indigestion. The
cure begins with the first dose. The re
lief It brings is marvelous and surpris
ing. It makes no failure; never disap
points. No matter how long you have
suffered, your cure Is certain under Hie
use of this great health giving force,
Pleasant and always safe. Sold by C. 11.
Bradham, druggist, New Bern, N. C.
Both The Same.
The professor stopped at a street cor
ner to buy a paper.
By the way, my boy, he said, In look
ing over the headlines of these foreign
dispatches, I see something about a "dos
sier" and a "bordereau". What is the
difference in the meaning of those two
words?
Aw, dey's bote de same, replied the
newsboy. I don't charge ye null in' fur
tellln' ye dat, an' ye ought lo by anodder
paper. Bee.
Ground Atttchmont.
First Young Attorney Y'ou seem lo
be very much attached to Miss Uood
catch.
Second Young Attorney Well, she
owns three hundred acres of land. That's
sufficient ground for an attachment, isn't
II?
Pa's Deinition
"Pa," said little Willie, looking up
from his book, "what's a m-i -ss-a-n-t-h-r-o-p-l-s-lf"
"A mlssnthropiatf" replied Mr. Eos
tlqne. "Well, he's the sort of a fellow
who, after catching himself chealiug al
solitaire decides that all men are liars
and frauds."
It ea- A ytrociailTo.
Hiss LafHnslock And you mean to
tell me this It the original chsriot used
by General Georgt Washington?
Antiquarian Most truly, Miss, It It.
Mist Lafflnatock Well, lbs falhor f
bit country ought to have been ashamed
to rids In an old lot wagon like that.
Couldn't be afford anything beitert
OAtiTOnXA.
' ' folrtNw!Bl'tl
Eopt Her Busy.
.My husband, said Mrs. Seildnm-IIome
is always preaching economy, and I have
to practice what lie preaches.
Trccipitatcd a Crisis.
The .Justice To what am 1 indebted
for this visit?
The Bridegroom- I reckon it's to Sal's
mother, Judge 'lowed I'd been calliii on
Sal long enough, an' she up anil asked
my intentions.
What Wit !
During the recent hot weal her, sudden
shower of rain.
Irish Visitor All, now this is wel
come! An hour's rain like this will do
more good in live minutes Ihau
of it !
week
Iu the Rockies. j
Easterner I'm sorry now that I didn't
take that train ahead of us. 1
Nathe Wh? 1
Easterner Why, I would net into
Denver sooner.
Native - Oh, no, you wnnldu't -that's
the rear end of our train.
What Bobbie Heard.
Feat hei stone Come. Bobbie (banding
him a quarter,) how many fellows have
called on your sister this week?
Hobble Let's see live.
fia"That doesn't include me, does it?'
"Oil, no. Sister says you dou't count."
Bis 1 rouble.
Bing Yes, that's old Spriggin's. Half
a dozen doctors have given him up at
various times during Ids life.
Wing What was the trouble wilh
his?
Bing He wouldn't pay his doctor
bills.
Not Bis Musician
A musician out of work, are you? said
the housekeeper. Well you'll (i nil a few
cords iu the wood-shed. Suppose you
favor me with an obligato.
Pardon the pronunciation, madam, re
plied Peripatic Padroosky, but Chopin
is not popular with me.
Not Running.
Mr. Sllmpursc (hankeriug for a suit of
clothes on tick) aw presume you are
acquainted with my friend, Mr. Nocaali.
He has a running account here, I believe?
Tailor Y'es. We do the running.
What a Woman May Do.
She Talk lo me of woman's rights!
Women have no rights!
He Haven't any rights? You're crazy
Lei a man diets up in woman's clothes
and go out on the street, and ho is im
mediately arrested; but a woman Is al
lowed lo go out on a wheel and tog out
In men's clothes, and be the toughest
looking body in the bunch.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure cures dyspepsia
because Its Ingredients are such that it
can't help doing so. "The public csn
rely upon II as a master remedy for all
disorders arising from Imperfect diges
tion." James M. Thomas, M. D., In
American Journal of Health, N. Y. F.8.
Duffy.
KKftir.loti Kates to I'hllMlelplila.
The Atlantic Coast Line will sell round
trip tickets to Philadelphia, Pa., account
U. A. It. Annual Encampment at one
fare.
Tickets sold September 1st, 2nd and
3rd, continuous passage, and limited lo
return leaving Philadelphia not latter
than September 12th, 1899.
Extension of return limit to Septeni'
80th may be obtained by depositing tick
el with Joint Agent at Philadelphia be
tween September 5lh and 9th (both dtyt
Inclusive) and on payment of fee of 60
eentt at time of deposit.
Merchants going North to purchase
their winter slock can avail them selves
lot these tickets.
Fair Dealings.
Highest Prices.
Tiest Averages.
Prompt Returns.
.1. Li. MORGAN,
Manager and Salesman.
T. E. POWELL.
Kloor Mngr. and Supt. (irailing Dept.
School Books !
All Kinds
Al Baxter's Jewelry Store, next to the
.loi -una i., New Bern, N. C School
Books al Low Prices by mail, post paid.
Write us for price lists and terms.
.1. M. & J. 15. UKKL,
RKKl.MtOltO, N, (.'
P. TRENWITH,
RliU'liNinitli,
autl
Wlicelriglit.
Manufacturer of Buggies, Wagoi h,
( arts, I raj s,
All kinds of Id palling ill my line done
with neatness and dispatch.
Two new ( 'arts ami two new Drays on
hand, also Spring Wagons nnd Buggies
new ly repaired, For Sale at a Reasonable
Price.
HPShip work a Specialty.
Shop South side of South Front Street,
la-lwceii Middle and Hancock, New
Hern. N. (J.
Fine Tobacco, Truck
and General
Farming Lands
For Sale.
One tract of ;t0 acres in one fourth
milo of city of New Bern.
One tract of 27 acres in less limn one
I mile of city of New Bern.
One tract of ,'!r0 acrrs in about one
mile of city of New llern.
One tract of !MI acres in two miles of
city of New Bern.
One trad of 911 acres in two and one
half miles of Cily of New Item.
One tract of Hut) acie-i in tbreij and one
ipmrter miles of city of New lien.
All of Ihe above tracts are v. ell loca
ted, being on the (Hiin side of the rivers
that New Bern is.
They are in good state of cultivation
and w e hold them at a moderate pi ice.
For prices, eic , apply to
J J. WOLFENDEN, New 5ern,N.C.
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