S. oof (man , I bequeath to tny children Scrofula with all its attendant horrors, humiliation and suffering. Tills is a Strang legacy to leave to posterity ; a heavy burden to place upon the shoulders I the young. - - - Tats treacherous disease dwarfs the body and hinders the growth and development of the (acuities, and the child bora of blood poison, or scrofula-tainted parentage, is poorly equipped lor life's duties. , . : Scrofula is a disease with numerous and varied symptoms ; enlarged glands or tumors about the neck and armpits, catarrh of the head, weak eyes and dreadful fifcln mnHnnl anon different Mlta at tha hodv SSOW the presence of tubercular or scrolakms matter in the blood. This dangerous and stealthy disease entrenches Itself securely la the. system and attacks the bones and tissues, destroys the red corpuscles of the blood, resulting in white swelling, a pallid, waxy appearance of the skin, loss of strength and a gradual wasting away of the body. ' " ' q q c MrAir.o knit, nt,riMtitr and tonic vroDerties. and Is puaran- " " " " lost properties to the blood and quickens the circulation, bringing a healthy color to the skin and vigor to the weak and emaciated body. . Write us about your case and our physicians will cheerfully advise and help you in every possible way to regain your health. Book on blood and skin diseases free. THt Wirr incmc CO.. Atiamta G. f THE SAVI0UR'3"BLb0ft' A KeJlo of the Ormeiaxla at Braawa. ,. Many cities profess to possess as a relic some of the blood of Christ, pre served from that which flowed, from him during the crucifixion, Bt Louis brought particles to Parts whWbe had received from the emperor, of Oon- . etantlnoplc. The Church of Bt John lteran. In Bomej the Imperial taoo nstery at Welngarten, a church In. ataik tua and the Chapel of the Precious Blood, In Bruges, all put forward simi lar claims. - . - . ; . The precious 'blood at Bruges enjoys the widest tame and .is reported to have been collected from the Bavlonrt wounds by Joseph of "Artmathea and Nlcodemus when they took down the body from the cross.' It .was brought to Bruges by Thierry of Alsace In U47. lie had received It from bis brother-in-law, Baldwin, king of Jerusalem, : - Nearly six centuries ago the extraor dinary devotion paid to this rello at Bruges by the Inhabitants and visitors had Induced the ecclesiastical and civil authorities to Institute a solemn pro cession In which It should be borne In the streets. "'" A confraternity of the precious blood, 'consisting of thirty members, with a prevost and four chaplalnswas estab lished to guard It at all times. The procession takes place annually, and the blood, contained In a crystal cylinder and Inclosed in Its shrine. Is carried about ' with much pomp and ceremony.. How to Hake a Bnlldoa- lt Go. Says a breeder of bulldogs; The quickest way to release a person from the jaws of a bulldog. If be be unfortu nate enough to be Wit ten, Is by catching the dog's bind paw, in the center of which Is an exceedingly tender spot called the heart .This should Be pressed or, even better, the paw taken into the mouth and bitten with tho teeth. The doe will relinquish. the" hold at once; It la n ifoRrarfltA romedv. hilt ft sure bne. and one that Is resorted to by the pro fessional dogflghtors. The Best RemedyFor Rheumatism. QUICK BELIEF FBOM PAIN. All who'used Chamberlain's Pain Balm for rheumatism are delighted with the quick relief from pain - which It affords. When soothing of this Mr. D. N. Sinks, of Troy, Ohio, says: "Some time sgo I had s severe attack of rheumatism in my a.rm and shoulder. I tried numerous remedies - but got no relief until I. was recommended by Messrs. Geo. F. Parsons & Co., druggists of this place, to try Chamberlain's Pain Balm. They recom mended It so highly that I bought a bot tle. 1 was soon relieved of all pain. I biive since recommended this liniment to many of my friends, who agree with me that It is tbe best remedy for muscu lar rheumatism' In h market4For Mile by V. 8. Duffy & Oo. . . - , " C' Largest School in World. . . N.-w York, April 13. Work has been co mmenced on Public School No. lt. This will be I be largest -school In the world. When It U finished, there wlllfbe room for 8915 children, every one of whom will have a separate desk and plenty of room. There will be 150 teach ,. era - - ' '-,"?' ' i$ ;'. a ataa Art ' Year: A r.z::.zr? ' Are You Szz'ztA7 makes ehndblrta, Mr ana etmoet painless, by preparing ths syetera lor pertvirltloa, thus awlft , Notore, end horten(n labor. The patalul Srdeel of childbirth U robbed ot Its terror, see the anger thereof: areetly leseened, to both mother and chUd. Th period ol MnSni to fUj irrwitlr hortntd, th. mottMrmtcd, andtatilta fullr developed, atroae ena neeimr. Mornlnir kkneet, or neaeee erteti Aomlnn icktiMt. or im nin; i the preure brought to beer on It by the expend- m t. nnvmlMl n. Mlerlne xne Bioraecii irow rct i prevented D: In organ, end br which It Is Influenced throne At proenencv edvencee, the breerte, enienre, bc.me iwollen, herd end UKlit. Long before the) Child i born, tlier ere preparing fiw the ewrrtloo of milk- It U Important to eueo-wful child rr Inir tht thfeani) receive eerir ons .iertion. Slotber'i trwnd e.ftwie the inr reiievw t' e r"niire. nd ferlnutel tlie er 'Ion ot I I Hid. liiideTWoped end ecu '1 ducte, end breast. hard-CHKiKl anortiy E T a- avery, are kne rKsiUt of non-treuirneni ena i y to cum, Jiiammary Abscert from a t). peti-nt uf-. JKrt encrucUun; pain end le Uit erim tlme unrtl .n,.) orr i" pwmanently Imnalred. , and nihued Into the tlh oyer the renlon of pain. Sofineu, pllubiiity end eipenl"n ere friyen to I:, mu.'1..9. tlMuoe, fibre, end ilnewt. eitowlnf eviih briivy bunl.in, end c" e lesneof the e .1. Iryrt. ( alldruggi, t tW. OnU Boo. , uiutlierneod" (jree. r ' THt ERADFIfLO RrUtATOrt Co. Atlanta, ua. ' A iihr- ' rr Is' . . . t, U.l.ll.-I -J-l teed entirely vcgecaoMb mating u uewcu raneuy ia all scrofulous affections. It purines the deteriorated blood, makes It rich and strong and a complete and permanent cure is soon effected. S. S. 8. Improves the digestion and assimilation of food, restores the New Bern's Base Ball Games. The following is the official schedule of the games of bsss ball to be played by the Mew Bern team during this les ion. , At Borne, With Greensboro Hsy 5, 6, 7; Jane 9, 10, 11; July 14, 15, 16; August 18, 19. With Charlotte May 8, 9, 10; June 13 18, 1 July 17, 18, 19; August 20. 21. With Durham May 19, 20, 21; June 28, 24, 23; July 28, 29 80; August 27, 28 With Raleigh June 6, 6, 7; July 10, 11, 12; August 14, 15, 16; September 8, 9. With Wllmlngton-Msy 26, 27, .23; June 80; July 1, 1; August 4, 5, 6; Septem berl,8. Away From Home. At Wilmington-Hay 29, 80, 81; July 1,4,5; August 7, 8, 9; September 8, 4. At Ralelgh-May 22, 23, 24; June 26, 27, 28; July 81; Angu. t 1,2; August 29, 80. At Durham May 12. 13, 14; June 16, 17, 18; July 21, 23, 23; August 22. S3. At Greensboro May 15, 16, 17; June 19, 20, 21; July 24, 25, 26; August 25. 26. At Charlotte June 2,3,4; July?, 8, 9; August 11, 12. 13; September 0, 6. . Another Ball PJayer Arrives. Lsst night's train brought to this city, Mr. T. F. Reed, who Is to cover right field for the New Bern team. ..Manager Bryan had a telegram from Mr. Fred Applegate, who is one of tbe staff of pitchers, saying he would be here Thursday. f. fa , New Books For Library. vThe following books are included In the committee's April purchase for the Circulating library. American Wives and English Bus bands. Book News. Driven back from Edem Making a-Marchloness. - Methods of Lady Waldehurst. Mrs. Wlggs of Cabbage Patch. An ' Englishwoman's Love Letters. Alice . in Wonderland. Lion of St Mark's. With Clyde in In- dls. 'With Wolfe In Canada, i" fouog Carthaginian: With Lee in -Virginia Sir Richard Calmady. The Sweet Orcht ard. My' Lady Peggy goes to Town. Siege of Lady Resolute. i Cardigan. Este Bonnet The Fifth String. Spring town on Pike. House with Green Bhut ten. - ,:',Vff-"Vti A set of EhovcloooedlS Britannlcs,' hss been contributed to the library by a citizen ot New Bern, the gift being most acceptable. --"f'. wT'v. There is an Increasing , interest in the library by! the people there,"' which is of great encouragement to those carrying on the work. ' '. :. " 5 Woaetera la the ISanlna Foot. The foot of a horse is one of the most Ingenious and unexampled pieces of mechanism In the whole range of ani mal structure. . The outside hoof is made upiof a series of thin vertical lamina of born, about 000 In number. Into this are fitted about 000 more thin mlnse, which . belong to the coffin bone, both sets being elastic and adher ent. The. edges of a quire of paper in serted leaf by leaf into another quire Will furnish a good idea of the arranges ment of the lamlnm in all the ?f eet, amounting to about 4,000l These are dlstrlbutod mvthe'tnost secure manner and in a way that every spring is acted upon in an oblique direction, verily there is 4 display of nature's onder everywhere. .''.VVMopwiasT -Wwat Traia, " People often wax Impatient because express trains cannot be stopped at some . unimportant little station ' at which they, wish to alight - They ihould consider . he cost of satisfying their whim, A train going at a rata of sixty miles an hour can be stopped within 130 yards from the' first application of ths brake. ' Now", enough power is lost to cany this same train fifteen miles over's plane surface. First there Is the momentum acquired by "thd train flying at this remarkable rate of speed, then the loss of steam la applying the brakes and lastly the extra amount of coal to compensate for all these losses, for all of which impatient passengers would not care to pay. - - . I VpaaPj; when a man starts on .the WCward.rpad the brake refusesdj york.-Chlcago News. -ntj. Klmlc War for New York Harbor. v Washington, : April 18. The joint army and navy maneuvers in New York harbor to test tbe first line of defense of New Torkwlll take place the first eight daysof September next. Totacc Chewers Go on Strike. Boston, April 13. Twenty-three press men i nd press assistants at the StIUings print estaVJsment, on Congress street, : are out as s result of sn- order that they ' refrain from the use of tobacco during working hour. : KewOceEzr." Ths property northeast corner South Front and Hancock streets vHl soon be occupied, and the place have s greatly Improved appearance. - . - A couple of small frame shanty bulld- ingt have been tors down to make room for a substantial frame office building, which will be occupied by the New Bern Brick sad Tils Co, and Nlcoll sad By man, Insurance Agents, The erection of this building with the clearing sway of the old shanties, will make thle-eorner show to great advan tage. v The Brick and Tile Co, whose manu facturing plant la on the A. A N. C. road beyond Clarke, will have their office Quarters In s moat convenient Place lor the transaction of all their business. The new Insurance firm of KIcoll and Hyman, at present over the Hyman Sup ply Company's store oa Craves street, will also have convenient offloe quarters In this new building. . - - Mr. George A. Nlcoll, of this firm, has recently moved with his family from the North to NeWsBern, and the fact that hs has opened op in business here, Indicates s confidence la this city sad its oppor tunities for business. Mr. Nlcoll has leased for his home, for two years the house built for him on East Front street, by Mr, K. K. Bishop. t. - , The establishment of these two bust; ness firms on South. Front street, will bring more business to this street, which Ii already a busy thoroughfare, since the A. & N. C. Trent river warehouse has been opened for freight business. . Party Should Name Thomas. ; Bayboro Sentinel. Hon. C. R. Thomas; has-been s faith ful representative to his constituents and his State, in the National Legisla ture; and now that Pamlico and Carteret counties have been takenfrom the first Congressional district and put la the third, Mr. Thomas' district our people may know something of his services, as he will be a candidate before the Demo cratic Congressional Convention of this, the third district for renominatlon. The people should know something of the ability, fitness and competency of those who aspire to positions of honor and trust before they are called upon to se lect. We tblnk the. party will do itself honor, and make no mistake it it selepts Mr. Thomas Its Standard Bearer in the coming campaign- . We know that there are others but we know of no good rea son to turn Mr. Thomas down and we think he will be returned to Congress. IN MEMORIAM. Died, at his borne near the Village of Pollocksville, April the 0th 1902, Mr. Stanley Brtachcr, In the 81st year of: his age. Tbe death of tbligood man has en shrouded the community in the deepest gloom, for he wss loved end esteemed by all who knew him. He served as a Confederate soldier through the Civil war and was as brave and gallant soldier as ever-wore the gray, ho was true to his country, true to his family and true tohlsGooV ' "He leaves a wife and six children to mourn his great loss. Hta presence' in his family was always s sunbeam of brightness, he was trustful, prayerful, leaning with childlike faith upon the arm of the Savior who cheered comforted and sustained him through .the long weary months of his sickness. With him the storms of life is over, he has anchor ed in that heaven of sweet and perfect rest where angels' harps will greet his enraptured ears. a ; v v ' -.H. t The, American Museum of Anatomy, which has been exhibiting on Middle street, left by steamer- for Elizabeth City, yeslerdsy sfternoon. " . Schooner A. L. Lee, Capt. Gaskill, ar rived yesterday morning, and is at an chor in' channel. She will load with lumber' from tbe Pine Lumber Compa ny's mllh-jt ,'i--j&'-? Tom 0. Howard and John'.; Gsrreit, have ' formed an smueement company, and with two car loads oi "properties have gone to exhibit for the summer at EeweTI's Point, near Norfolk, Vs.:' The Invasion of a truck patch, just out side of this city, sad the loss of vegela bleS, led to a watch being kept by the proptiotor, who a few nights aao Was re wardca.by seeing s man ciimo over tne fence. A . shot at the intruder caused him to beat s hasty retreat . -, : Sixty Tears of Toimlarltjr , . is the record of Painkiller (Perry Davis') but tho shops are full of imitations mads to sell upon the great reputation of tbe genalne; be cautious, therefore, when you ssk for s bottle to see that you , get the genuine.: An unfailing remedy 'for coughs, colds, bronchitis. ' - - War on the Brovntiall Moth. . v In order to Interest the public school children in the campaign against the. browntull moth tbe board of trade of Lynn, Mass., has offered a prise to the grammar school in that city collecting ths largest number of ncets and an other prize- to the room In. the school with the highest average a puptl. The trees in Lynn are badly infested by thai 'moths, and ten men are employed all the year round in removing and bunw log the nests. ' " , - " " Caught a Dreadful Coll - Marion Knoke, manager for T. U. Thompson, a Urge Importer of fine mil linery ; at ; 1038 Milwaukee . Avenue, Chicago says:' "During the late severe weather I caught a dreadful cold which kept me awake at night and made me unfit to attend my work during the day. One of my milliners wss taktdg Chamber Iain's Cough Remedy for a severe cold at that ilrtir, which seemed . to relieve her so quickly that I bought some for myself. It acted like magic shd I began to Improve at once. I am now entirely well and feel very pleased to acknowl edge Its merits " For sslo by F. 8, Duffy & Co. WAY Itfi dosout Mlled swiftly, down the $.1c. It was so dark that the man could not sea the woman's face, and this 'perhaps was v. well, for lore was not the only look that was tuning serosa those large gray eyes. -. Presently, he got down and Ughted tha lamps. : "We most see our way, dearest," he said tenderly, -we shall meet no one now." And .when he had tracked tha rug round them again hs kissed her. Her face wss very cold. "Andsfterwsrdr she said. "Our way -an .we see itf - He lashed the hone and did not an- "Ths way is very dark," she con tin ned. "I cannot see It now. j "Zoo do not love me," hs said re proachfully, "or you would not speak Uka this." v ... , -. : Not love youT I lovs you more than the soul I ant destroying for yon to night r Then she looked behind, and the lights of her homo sparkled through ths trees in the distance, "There is tight behind,' she whispered. Tt is honor. - - '.vr--"-.i There is light before us," he cried hoarsely. "It is lore. Love is more than all" - "Stronger than alL" she said, cor- tecthg him, . It la.Unposslble to fathom woman's trdnd. Perhaos she thought it doe to her, to protest perhaps tbe cold night tejb&t beat upon her face jvas Qles ing awar xne cwuas or passion, bUngher to see the bard, nsked reallrj MtMriaw. . - ' Again he cut into the horse with bis (Whip, and the trap swayed from side to side down the narrow road, He took his watch out and held it to the light of tme of the lamps. ::;: y - we shall barely catch the train," be said. He thought it better to bring the conversation to practical matters. It threatened to become too ethical. - She laid her band upon his arm. "Drive faster," she whispered. Be bent his head and kissed the hand. The vic tory was his. . , . ,- So they whirled on through the night till the road began to rise more abrupt ly and the bone's speed drooped to walk.' ; -- ' "The Graywater bridge,'' be said. "We are not far off now." Here tbe river bad cut a carious ra vine through the heart of the hills, and the old stone .bridge that spanned It was the wonder and delight of every antiquary in the country. From the bridge the lights of the station could be seen a mile away. - ' : In a few minutes they bed reached tbe top of tbe slope and were upon the bridge. The lights of their destination biased brilliantly before them. The woman looked back. Like faint star in the distance shone a single twinkling light ' It was the lsst she was to see of her home. The nearness of the station and the terrible remoteness of that one faint gleam .broke upon her mind like. burst of madness. She seized the reins and pulled the horse up. "It cannot bet" , she cried. "Turn back." , . "Are vou mad?" he said angrily. ' "There is the station. -We are close to it" , : - ; V. "I know, I know! It is too near! am frightened. I cannot go with you. Turn back before it is too late." "And our love?" he said between his teeth, :::: ' , ' v -.v. - .r;-; She put her face in her bands And wept.. . . :: .-."v :,: "Our. love T be repeated sternly. Tt will have made the one great sac rifice. It will be purified of all its 8ln.".',;::-:;-;f .v: "I do not Intend to give you up," be said quietly.: Be was a man with ah iron will. ";:'-Z,X - Tour honor!" she cried. "What of my honor die honor of my husband?" . "Names, names!" be replied.' "Light er than dust in March before tbe breath of love," "But heavier and more choking than desert sands when the breath of love has died away." ; , - . . -"It never dies away." She laughed. It this were true, the world's history must be written afresh from the beginning. - - - "Let us -, turn back," she " pleaded. Then she said firmly, "I will go no far ther.. And her voice told him there was no further hope. -; He did not break out into useless pleading. He was : silent, and the thoughts rushed through his brain as a stream of fire, v.: . "There are but two roads," she con tinued calmly." "Behind us is honor; before lis is the shame of a lifetime. have chosen my road, for there are but two, and the one is impossible." "Ton are mistaken," be said quietly. "There 1st a third." And he quickly turned the horse till it faced the walls of the bridge. ; Then, reining rt in with an Iron hand, he cut fiercely into over flanks and legs and bead till .the whip ran red with blood; Then he let go the reins .and clasped her in. his arrns in One sharp, passionate embrace. As the reins tell tbe horse sprang for-' ward like an arrow loosed from the bow and dashed over the. low parapet before it, . t They had taken tbe other road, o i. i ; i e. e . 7 , ; 'e v The mockery of It all wss' that they did not die. but they dragged out their crippled lives tor . long and weary years, the. woman tended and cheered by a loving husband, -the man uncared for and alone.'.. . . ... .y i. . - Eafre to Ploaao. ; .. "Do you .think you bad better est another piece of pie?" asked tbe neigh bor lady,, who bad already given little Bobble one piece for running an er rand.', y---. V,-;: V,, fiM' '- J "Yes, mo'ani," replied Bobble prompt ly. "I will if you wish me to."-Obio State Journal.-' 'j''-"' 7--: Remarkable Speed by Motor Car. -,-Parhv April 14 W. K. Vanderbllt, Jr has given s remarkable- performance In a motor car, covering the. distance from Monte Carlo to Paris (614 miles) In sev enteea honrs. ' ' 'i ':rt. Red Kud From He Clouds. 'Elizabeth, N. J., April 13. Hundreds of shopping women had their ipri; garments ruined .by a phenomenal ihower, wtlch proved to be red sand, moistened to the cons'itency cf r ,..'.e. THIRD OUR PROTECTION My only protectioa against burglars. wis my dog Jack. Ciiforttinatsly be was either hard pf hearing or be could not discriminate, between friends. and foes, but by the time I had ewrred Jack fortnight none of my friends would come near me. So I followed the axappls of ths down at the drcos who owned an elas tic dog. I took him In at night and let him out in the rnorubg. Jack bad his chair in the sitting room, close to veranda and a window," from fwhlch the side gate could be seen andpast which the sidewalk extended for a square or so, oars beta? the last house on the block. - - - I sometimes wondered myself if I was not as much afraid of tbe dog as of the burglars, but he neves moved. from his post, and I became used to his low growls and barks if any one passed, which did not often happen. One day a company of friends came from the city and stayed over night at my earnest solicitation, ' We sighed several times during the evening, "On, for a manl": But there was not one of those useful bipeds in the company, After tnusle and a late supper we told ghost stories and ended up with bur glar experiences, by which time there wasnt fe thimbleful ot brains among us nothing but hysterical fears and nervous tremors. . Then we had a good deal Of trouble in composing the dog. Seeing new, faces seemed to disturb htm, and ha was full ot tow grown that in threatening and belligerent He want ed to fly at each one ot my friends sen. arately. Then be tried to take them collectively, but I hung on his collar with both hands, while Hannah coax ed him with a bone, and we finally landed him In the old chair, which was his throne by day in the woodshed and his couch by night in the parlor. Once there, be curled himself up for keeps, while , the rest of us scrambled up stairs and shut ourselves into our sev eral apartments, ; : - : i , It was tbe noon of night and as light ss day with a full moon when I was a wakened by .hearing some one at my door and a small feminine voice call ing in. hushed syllables, "Let me in; oh, let me in!" and I opened the door Instantly and saw a company of ghosts In the ball, each one ot whom whisper ed in accents that clove to the roof of her mouth: -' ' : "Burglars, burglars in the house" I whispered back, with clattering teeth "It's Jsckr Jack was Indeed making a remarka ble demonstration. He neither barked nor growled, but made a strange hiss ing noise that I am told is native to the bloodhound alone and is the most awe Inspiring threat that a bloodthirsty dog cm make. - Don't" said one of my friends as I wss about to turn on a light - If you do, tha burglars will see us. Let us look out of the front windows. It Is as light as day, and they will not know that we have seen them." 8o we crept, hand in hand, with two frightened children clinging to us, to the windows, stooping low so that we could not be seen, and, sure enough, two men were walking along softly in the middle of the road, coming directly toward the house by the side where the dog was on watch, and no doubt they were quite unconscious that there was any dog on the-premlses, for when they reached the door they stepped upon the sidewalk, opened the gate noiselessly and climbed the two steps to the veranda. 'r .. During this time the dog had kept up that same peculiar expression of his anger, and I had seised tbe seven shooter and was' grasping it in a cold and shaking hand, but the moment ths two men stepped on the veranda the dog sprang from bis chair to the table and threw himself against the window with a yell of rage that was like the roar of a wild animal followed by that long, baying cry familiar to those who hate ever heard a pack of bloodhounds give tongue. 1 -- We all thought the window was bro ken from the easement, that perhaps tbe men would shoot our only protoct or and make their way In, but in a moment we were reassured. Tbe noise the dog made prevented pur bearing anything, but we saw the two men go ing sway, at first slowly, then faster, and they went back the way they came. --f..; - : . "i- -' ' , Were they burglars? Wait till I fin ish my story. The next day I took my little family and - accompanied my friends to their home in the city. . We had each noted tbe dress, size and gen eral appearance of the two men, one being tall and wearing a derby bat, while the other was short and wore a cap.i sisi.:i: -h . ':-,:";; There was- great excitement at bur little" suburban station, and a crowd ot people bad gathered about some police officers who bad captured two men. We craned our necks and savs our. two bunrlars. v '.'iS'..''' .-ii v,:- ."Who are they T ve asked breath- "Tramps, I reckon," said the station master. ' They" nearly murdered;' an old man up here in Harlem last night because be wouldn't give up his mon ey, i Tbe Old fellow was plucky and roused the neighborhood, and tbe.offl- cero are Just taking them into the ' We looked at each other when the station master had finished. ' -. "It might have been us," I said, with a shudder, "if it hadn't been for Prov idenceand Jack." . ' ' - , Proa Bad to Worse. "' Jones Brows Is an unlucky dog. -Bmltb-IIow's thst?. -. 1 ; Jones-ITIs object in marrying was to get out or a ooaraing nouse.: r . Broltb-WeUT , ; - Jones Now his wife is running one to support the family. Chicago News. -, Another Advance la KeaL CLIosgo. 111., April 18. Beer on the hoof advanced 85 cents a hundred pounds Saturday st the stock ysrdt. Ex-Secretary Korton Seriously IIL Chicago, 111., April 18.-J. Bterllng Morton, former Secretary of Agrlcul tare, Is seriously 111 at the residence ot his son, Mark Morton, la Lake Fore t. His conation la due to s recent severe attack of grin, I t Le Is tu'i t J he k no Immediate fl.. -. JINGLES AND JESTS. i - SUeeefeeeat. - . " , " - Ok, M tattle. Oroan' Boa, - - Ton tbouibt Sat you aree anaaat, Tou come en' aaw roar eh adder. An' Sea jroa mad a atafct, An' 4 now It come a-anowta', -'Am' ae buaaard eoaM a s. Ob, Mlatuh Oroua' Hoa. , . Yob treat as enlaagr wroosi .- : Oh, aflattih Oreaa' Iio. ' Tod ertar chanj yaur name! . To call jrouree I a bos at aU " It aeeme ta me a ahama. - ' Tou aeu ua aU a-ahlvar, .... An' you playa da vary deuoet - It you wee only rood tea sank, Car mlcbt be aome axevael Washington ata. k -. BU Daeriftlaa, - - f First Pugilist (reading society news) . Bay, BUI, wot's a chsperoat " I Second FugUlst Wy, it's a lady guy , wot's kiwi ot half way twlx" a trainer, I manager, a bottle holder and a ret-1 erea. fuca. -. . - - , j j . ' .' sir Casta. ; Cupid Is a marry rascal, . Aroh deoalrar ha, Brar taklns othars eepttva, ' L Ha htmaalt la (Te " ' Bteallns heart! his rlehetrt plundar i Thlnka It nausht but aport Btlll. of one thing he's not suUty Toat's oontempt af court, - -PhUadatphla BuUetla. mylas Waataj. - "There was a crush at the wsdajng, suppose.? . . '.,, u "Crush t Why, the when bad to forss a flying wedge in ordsi to get the hjtdaj party op to the altas."-ufe.V4 . Paofa DUaaamau X know I must be wrens; ' But I cannot lavs nlnspoBft ' -I cannot stng .., In pralee ot plnSJ ' . ' I hava no sons ' For pone. Philadelphia Evening Bulletin. Eatltle ta Pvaiaee ' "Fllrting,, said the mother severely, Is dangerous.'' - ", "In that case," replied the daughter, "I should think you would be proud oi my courage." Chicago Post When Marlnda snUlea, I've come to know By tha curve of bar lips uea a Bttla thlnaw Cupid is settlnc a strinf on Us bow. nd afartnda Is setuna bar saa on a atringl ' : ' Smart Sot Maude Why didn't you scream when he kissed you 1 Mllllcent I couldn't Just then, and after It was sll over what was the use. i-Obio State Journal. ; . Saya the Baaedlct. " Vy wife and I have lova to bnrn; But, coodnaM bless yaur soul, It didn't take us Ions to learn ; We can't use that for oaaL - Detroit 7 rat Press. Hot Alcohol, Tkomaa. "How well preserved she is tor Due of her ageT' ,: : v r - "Isn't she? That's because she has kept herself in good spirits." Philadel phia Bulletin. ' . Caa't "Dowa" Bias. Ha la with us asain today, ' - Be at whom wa often swore, Tbe frigid blooded scoundrel Who leaves open wide the door. , . ' Baltimore American. , And Wbat Doss It Oaatf Bnaggs Here Is a recipe for a perfect bust Jaggs And bow many quarts does it say is retjulred 7 Philadelphia North American. Attar the ClTUlaed Fashion. Tha Blouz braves now will eat their hair. Although It makes them frown. And every squaw dealers aha' 11 wear A fetching Lo out sown. ' ; Cleveland Plain Daalar. . Whr Be la Vopwlaa, Mabel Is he an entertaining conver sationalist? Beth Very. Be lets you da all the talking. Philadelphia Evening Bulle tin, - ' ' - yarlatr. - Don't rail against th weather, Although rou think It Strang. " " . B patient for a minute, And It's pretty aur to ohanga. WashlngteB Stari . Th Baal Iasaa. He-Ton are truly the first girl X erref loved. She That Isn't the point Are. yon sure I will be the last T Chics go. News. v Tka Talaa f Ttaae. Perhaps they tax ma orarrnuohi . In fact, 1 do not doubt It, .. :,.! . But I would rather par K than . . Take time to klQH about It ' , a-Soswa Traosortot ' Bead Saamtaa. Wigg What a beautiful nose she has! '--iVv-. .-i'" v:;,-:-, . Wagg Yes. Thafs her scenter Pf attraction. Philadelphia Record, .; . . - Be Taehea tha Caaka. ' To cause stria heart to aohe ..' "i ; o He tun at his mustaoh . - And ifootoo eyes doth mache,' ;.; : The man who's on tha maoha. ' .,.' - . -Philadelphia North-Anurloan, Caasoltaar. v '. 8he Sow long have you dancedl . - He Oh, years. ' She Well, dont be discouraged.- IJuck. t " J. :i-;a i. .v-Baada , BeawSI '""jtm:' ';. What ear wa for the anowflakat white. Tha tree in vesture tnmr Shut out ths stormy winter night And let the danot bealnl . an CMOKEUESC '2rs'tt5lJBSrtha best sho's'lo t 1 uniform snd reU.M Ail the 'wonnd r""J bj V ...vhe" ' I .1 a. J Oo e i t iOffALCI'obacco Fertilizers. mm . k Specially prepared for the lands good cure. . Males wrappers andfills yonr purse, . By ita merit alone one farmer in Jones Countywill nse it cxclnsive- I j on his Bixty acrc of tobacco. As our goods aro manufactured near you and not re-shipped, we claim Freshness and Good Mechanical Condition. Hill Graie. Cafe, Tola 18, Allcrop an! Cotton Guaio, Our Motto: "Not Hotr Cheap, But How Good." If you use' FertilizerB Call and See us. 'JE. II. & JT A. MEADOWS CO., ', TJIgh Ursde Fertilizers, factory Hesse Eiur, ' " NEW BERN, N. C. ' "Mow, children," said the new teach er, "the first thing is to prganlze the school." . .-.- -;'::,. -r. "But we can't, ma'am,' piped a wee small voice from the rear! " " "Why hotr asked the teacher In sur prise. ' ' V;. - - "'Cause," answered the voice, "we ain't got oo organ,'' Chicago News. Flayln WItk Fltr. "Do you know this Is the sixteenth time you have proposed to me?" "It may be. I haven't kept count." "But why do you do itt" "I think It has become a habit But, say, do you know my heart was pretty nearly in my mouth the time before tbe last oner" "Whyr "I was afraid you meant to accept me."Cleveland Plain Dealer. . Girlish Confidences. "Ton told Charley Chubblns you thought he sent that beautiful valen tine!" "Tes. Charley Is a very nice youoe man, with good prospects." "But you know well enough that he didn't send It". "Of course; but It didn't do any harm to let him know that I shouldn't have been a bit angry if he had." Washing ton ?tar. Th Order of Going-. Mr. Polk My gracious! it's nearly midnight I suppose I'll get the repu tation of being a very late caller? - Miss Patience Oh, I don't mind late callers. - ' '' "" " Mr. Polk No? I'm delighted to Miss Patience (desperately) No; It's the late leavers who bore me. Catho lic Standard and Times. - , r v. .A Worthy. Friend. . .... Bnmprjs I baye put a friend Of mtne pn his feet three times in the last two years. . ' McSmlthThaf s nothing; I pot a friend of mine on his feet fourteen times last night New York News. Bet Chance. ' Patience A girl takes great chances On her first proposal of marriage. Patrice Do you mean If she accepts or declines it? , : "Either way." Tonkers Statesman.' Injnitlea, Toung physician Sou are mistaken, my good bird. I'm a regular graduate. Chicago News. ; ; ,, .. H Weed. Brown Do you tblnk she's a clever girl? '::". Smith TJm-m! Bather too good loot ing, dont-you thinkl Detroit 'Tree Press, ;:. f'i:;i:j';if::Tawnlnavi.. . , , V' It Is not merely a common saying mat yawning is catching," but tbe highest sdentlfio authorities say that It Is unquestionably true. ' I Syfcau!e thefare so sccursre," S' "'t'-l sonsBipssnarecoTuamvc ucciaa : "ou'ILshoot v.clL, -JM-T HJT-TT ." I'M L . .VWaUllltl ft e' V 'i i rA v.-.l T-OUrlS Ot '"in" -- tna "lid end MAIttS 4nillnni--i. Kemoveo a tha r)ts of tlto j bent at nuatieie. or Eii n HI. of Eastern Carolina. Insures a aee. CHICHtSTCR'S HOLISM Pen rtYROYAL pills iS.-aV Orlal.al a.4 Ualr Oeaelae. Rr M lir- 1 r. K' ? KMtiljiSU a KRD mat OalS BMalll. ban., imiti with blmribkcw. Takeee ether. Beraae Raecereee SekaUMUm eaS Xalta tleaa. Buj .r jo.r DrnsiUt, w ned 4e. le uamp. fcr Pertlaalare, TeaUaealele aa ' RalleT far Ladle.,-k una, bj rw tara Hall. lO.OVO TMUCMBlata. Sftiabv all Druuliu. ( hUkMlw Chiak. 1 MaUea ta paper. MeSleee Seen, PILULa, r "No man is born into the world whose work is not born with him. There is always work and tools to work withal for those who will." We have Tools for the Carpenter, Implements for the Farmer Bel lup's, White's and Avery's Plows and Castings, both steel and cast; Guano Sowers $1.75, $4.00, $6.00 and $12.50 (see onr new gnano sower); Planters, Cultivators, Har rows, &c; Shovels, Hoes. Spades, Pitch Forks, Rakes and everything for the farm. Paints,'40ils, Varnish and Brushes for the Painter. Cooking utensils for the kitchen. Agents for the oldest and most reliable Stoves and Ranges manu factured, and keep castings in stock to fit. Builders Supplies of all kinds Sash, Doors, Blinds, Lime, Hair Cement Plaster, &c. L II. Co. HEADQUARTERSPOR HARDWARE And all Kinds of , BOMM KATEBIiL Heating and Cooking Stoves and Ranges, Lime, Cement, Plaster, Paints, Oils, Varnish, Patty, Sash, Doors, Blinds, Cutlery and all the useful articles usually found in an Up-to-date Hardware Store, Best Good lowest Prices. . Under Hotel Chattawka, -NEW BE1W, TS, C. Having secured the services of ex perienced parties, I am prepared on short , notice to execute Farm, City, Land and Rail Road surveying. Ditches, Streets snd Roads laid out and leveled. Draughting in all Its branches. Blue snd black prints made. Old msps re paired and . mounted.- Topographical surveying snd plotting. Drawings snd wokring plans executed promptly. Sew erage and drainage planned, laid out and construction superintended. , J, J. Volfenden, Mew ISern, TS, C. - . IE HaVea house and lot for sale, or want to .- . -,t6 ' . (J -fW - ,;...'-'v t I. '. -r buy a house . and lot, See: ,: .. J.W.STEWAR1. B. Ii. WAXXD, Attorney at Law, 74 So. Front Bt, Opp. Hotel Ohattawka, v ' WEW BERN, N, TJ. Craven County Attorney, r , Circuit, Craven, Jones, Onslow, Cart- eret I'amlico, Greene, Lenoir, andj the Supreme snd Federal Courts, E.W.Sniallwood YOU