AN OLD
SORE
months of diligent and faltWul use of external remedies that the place
remains as defiant, angry and offensive as ever. Every chronic sore, no
matter on what part of the body it comes, is an evidence of some previous
constitutional or organic' trouble, and that the dregs of these diseases
remain in toe system; or, it may be that some long hidden poison perhaps
Cancerhas come to the surface and begun its destructive work.
The blood must be purified before the sore will fill tip with healthy flesh
ana am sun regains ia diii cmm. n is
through the circulation that the acrid," corroding
fluids are carried to' the sore or nicer and keep it
irritated and Inflamed, - 6. & 8, will purify and
4nvif?Yratjk tfc fitairnafit ttlwi w)in all EvUmrnt nr
other hurtful materials are washed out, fresh rich, blood la carried to the
diseased parts, new tissues form, and the decaying flesh begins to have a
healthy and natural look ; the discharge ceases and the sore heals. -O
1 Several years aae, aqrwttrhaa a ae
re aore lea and u treated bytae
beet phyeleleae eat received ae benefit.
Oar drasrlet advised her to try . . 8.,
wMohshodld. Foartee tottiee oared
her and the hee been well ever elaoe.
J. S. atAJtOLD, fl9j4fl T
. skilled physicians for which no charge
- Diseases free. . TBS arwiTT
Knights of Honor.
- -
. ' Bwansboro Lodge Knights of Honor,
was organized on the Snd of May at
Bwansboro, N. C by Grand Dictator K.
It. Jones, with the following offloert: '
Timothy Woodhull.T. D. -Df.
Fred H Blount, D. . " '
. W. E. Ketcham, V. D. 1
J. P. Rodger, A. D. .'
O. B. Fraselle, R. . ' . ; t
J. Mack Jones, F. R. w " ? p.
lease E. Itodgers, Trees. , ,
W, J. Davis, Chap. .
B. P. Davis, Guide.
Leon Sewell, Guard.
John Hill, S. .
M. Datsell, Trustee. '" ' . " i
John T. Rlggs, Trustee.
E. B. Stanley, Trustee.
Maj 8,1909. ' V '" (.
Delegates to Episcopal Council. ;
At a meeting of the Vestry of Christ
church, New Bern, N. C, the following
named gentlemen were elected to repre
sent the pariah at the AaDoal Council
to be hold In Chrlat church Elizabeth
City. N. O, May 23, 1908.
Delegate: George H. Roberts, Gra
ham Daves, Joseph H." Green, E. K.
Biitnp. V :" ' . s- ; '
Alternates: -rM. ; 1) W. Stevenson,
Owen II. Onion, J. R. B. Carraway, F.
W. Hughes , -
Packard's Comedians.
Tim Dan Packard high class Vaude
ville and Comedy Concert Cy. Is com
posed of all artist who are a; credit to
the profession and glye an entertain
ment that Is f'lll of fan 'and free ' from
vulgarity. The Darling Sisters in the lat
est gongs make a good hit. Dick Barnett
Is a clever song and dance artist; the
Carlclon Bisters sre sweet siegers and
Conley and Moore gives a . very laugh
able skit. Mr. Packard himself Is a vers!
tile singer and comedian.
. Tho company all through U as they
advertises high class Vaudevlllo and
ConWy cam pan y. -
Schooner Madoro, Capt. Chad wick,
left last night, for Straits, w lib general
merchandise. - .
Sharpie Ruth, Capt. Rlggs, sails today
for Broad Creek with cargo of Ice.
sailed yesterday to - Broad Creek: with
cargo of guano and merchandise.
Schooner Luis. Qulllen from Balti
more, Capt WrlghCetmeln port'Mon-
day night.,:?--?- ej. :y . ;
z Schooner Agnes "fiffleTDapL Ed Jon
es, from Baltimore BnloadetPfertlllzer at
Meadows dock yesterday. ' -
Schooner Mable and Rath from Balti
more, Capt. Coggs, with cargo of fertili
zer came Into port Mondaynfght. -
fUe UnaMStk. . ' , .-
The tiwordilsli lives Tronrfivo to' ten
hours ii Cut It Is harpoooed,and at any
Kmc In that period be Is a" "dangerous
customer - for tbe,nsoerman, ' Indeed
swordnBhing'lS one of the most danger
ous as well as most exciting of ail the
variety of enterprises pursued by our
fishermen. "
'Tim a cVfoeeee rpeaeur.
No voown oblectff lo bolng baut1fil,
Ttenuty U woman's chann, Joy, priti and
troiiKth. The world hat always petted and
ariortid heautlftit womrn. A pretty woman
dreads maternf t y lor jjear of loslna this pow
er and Influence ovietr men. what can ba
done to perpetuate tig; race and keep women
beautlrulf There km a balm universally used
by cultured and uncultured women In tha
crisis. Husbands will do well lo Investigate,
this remedy In order to reassure their wtvaa
on the point of eas with which children can
be born and ajt beauty of form and figura
retained. . - .
ricihcro 'Friend
the ftlmplfl ntunm bjr wMrh this In valuable)
L"mHiy It. Known. It wul ilimiip-h ml pain
Ulfd to ftinUKv ho' it. Vr4 limn hout
prrtKntuicy It wiU morning alcanraa,
euro or breitHti, mfi eitiic all tHndmta
and htirftscrtii. i upon to h nu in poaltioa lh
eapqii'thiLv hurii-rt. t it-ti aouen uiMiv III
im)"' u -iti'i' ho i ui-4it anttt tatea
Invtiraoiv tut) loaua. In tita coiulurt titisa
bdOWMl.
i.s t iiiJ FHend U a IMmfifit lor wk-
t'Timl ai'iiiicMton, V'nniwn own pritf
fiiitraruiit awmly on l(o i. .ri o wv.,riy
ti'v.l, ana tt ia lnwluuit.y auaoi LkkI ai.d ao
it. u ntin tr. nan,
our (iruM-.-tftt attiis ft for 1 pr HntHsj,
u uiuy iutv our book " Aiutiioiiuxxi'
II'MSte
'.::.!) tzz-jurzzcd.
a:-' ta, a a.
WCl sour the sweetest disposition and
transform, the mo6t even tempered, lor
able nature, into a cross-gTaiacd and
irritable Individual. .y
II impatience or fault-finding are
ever excusable it ia when the body U
tortored by an eating and painful sore.
It is truly diacourairina to find after
- a. b. i. ta me only blood purifier
that is guaranteed entirely vege
table. It builds up the blood and
tones-np the general system as no
other medicine does. If you have
a sore of any kind, write us and get
the advice of experienced and
is made.
Book on Blood and Skin
CO., Atlanta, Ca.
mcmc
, Criyen Superior Court.
The Civil term of Craven County Sup
erior Court convened Monday a. m.
Judge Winston presiding. ,-("
The only case before the court thus far
has been that of Duffy vs. E.H. A J. A.
Meadows all day Monday and a' good
portion of yesterday was devoted to the
examination of witness,' there being
shout eighty of them to give testimony.
" Yesterday afternoon Messrs A. D
Ward snd W. D. Mclver addressed the
Jury In behalf of the plaintiff and Mr. L.
J.Moore that of the defendant The
argument will be resumed this morn
ing. "
Mr. 0. H. Foy of Maysville, was in
town yesterday.
Mr.Durant Herritsge, of Trenton, Is
nereon business.
Mr. L. I. Moors, solicitor for this dis
trict, Is In the city.
Mr. Wayne Mitchell, of Klnston was
in the city yesterday.
Mr. W. E. Luklns and wife, or Phila
delphia, aro registered with the Chat
Uwka. Mr. Paul Eoonce, merchant, snd Mr.
Lon.Tsylof, liveryman, of Trenton, are
in the city. ;
Mr. Mortimer Patterson of New York
Is In the city visiting his mother. Mrs. A
D. Patterson.
Messrs. W. R. Brown and W. D. Lind
say, two clever commercial men of
Baltimore, are guests of the Ceattawka.
. Messrs. E. P. Woo ten, Harry Wooten,
T. C. Wooten, J. S. Wooten and M. II.
Wooten of Klnston, are at the Chattaw-ka.--l
Mr. G. L. Vinson- left last evening on
his way to Mansfield, Ohio, where he
has accepted a position, and will make
hit home. .
Mr. W. J, Blow, the clever clerk at the
Hotel Eennon, Qoldsboro, spent the day
with Mr. W. II. Hervey of the Chatlaw
ks. - Mrs. M. M. Marks returned to her
home from Klnston and her sister, Mrs.
A. Oettlnger snd Mrs. S. B. Low and
Miss Hatfield of Baltimore, are her
guests. -
Minion of People
In the past slity years all over the world
could testify to the sterling worth of
Painkiller made by Perry Davis, as an
unfailing remedy for coughs, colds, bron
chitis; try It when you hsve those cold
chills In your . back It Is a pleasant
drink when prepared according to di
rections. .,
fenbsclbers to the Liquid Air entertrln1
ment to bo given Friday night, can hsve
their seats reserved today, by calling at
Waters'.
A little amusement was afforded those
who was on Middle street below South
Front yesterday afternoon when Z. V
Butts ran a foot race with H. W. Jewell
a distance of 100 yards "Jewell, won b?
about a footThere wss no money Con:
slderation In the race at all -; ; ; , 5
The heat this week has been severe
snd the mercury indicates already more
than summer hest Following Is the re
cord ot the maximum heat this week,
Sunday, 89; Monday 83 . and Tuesday
88. Devoe's forecast is that the- weather
will be plesant f rpm.the 4th to' 7th of the
month which (will be followed by severe
storms all along the Atlantic Boast. -
' Itrplaaflna fce.See.7 '
- Nubbins tslioutlri across the garden
fence to bis noxt floor noigUbor) HI.
there I What are you burying in that
hole? -W':;?;, ''- 'tX-
Kelghbor ph,' I'm Just replanting
some of my garden accds; t'
Nubbins Garden seeds', eh! Looks
tq me very much like one of my hens.
! KetguborVTbat's all right The seeds
are innlde her.
A Jllnc'e Mlaerable Bed. -
- Louis XL, after having by open mur
der or secret fissassinatloa rid himself
of the most powerful nobility of France,
died In miserable fear, begglug his phy
sician to do something for hlni. During
bis lust days he sent for St. Francis of
Paula and offered him untold riches to
Intercede with heaven for, a f urtherH
lease of life.
She retd.
"Dollar en a half for a marriage li
censor esclilmcd the colored appli
cant Then, turning to tlie bride to be,
"JJndy. docs you think 1 is wutb Itr
"Well," was the reply, "hit do come
mighty high, but I reckou I'll hatter
pay It, 'long ei 1 done come hcah wld
yon!" Atlanta Constitution, . ?
Thaeka to the Apple, She'e Clothed.
Tens I detest npples, don't you?
Jess Oh, no. Every time I put on a
n!ee new gown I'm thankful that there
was srj'artle for Eve to cat rhlladel-
lUa i t--. x ' ' ;n
' MEMORIAL D1T.
Order ef Marc and' Ceremonies at Cedar
Gwe Cemetery Fez: Saturday.
The following is Us order of exercises
to be observed oa Saturday next, Memo
rial Day, May 10, 1901, a oder the di
rection of tbe Daaghters of the Confed
eracy, New Bern chapter.
All persons desirlag to render a tri
bute to the memory of the Confederate
Dead are cordially Invited to assemble at
the Academy Oreea at 4JW p. sa.j where
a prooessloa will be forated as follows:
E. & Street, Chief Marshal, private,
Co. B. 10th Beg.
AsalsUDt Marahals Lieat J. W. Bid
die, Co. H, 1st N. a Cavalry. -
J. B. French, private, Co. B, 10th Reg.
J. B. O'Neal, private, Co. E, Sad Beg.
Haywood Rlggs, private, Co. T, Ind
Beg. : . .
W. D. Wallace, sergeant, Co. K,: 6Snd
Reg. . . i
W.N.Pugh, corporal, Ca, T, lOt
Reg.
, 1 Chief Marshal and aids.
S Confederate Veterans, . New Bern
Camp, No, 1162, Soldiers and Sailors.
8 Sons of Confederate Veterans.
' 4 Chaplain Rev J A McKaughas. and
speakers, Daniel Lane, Esq., and W. 0.
Brewer, Esq., introduced by Cspt J. A.
Bryan. - ' .
8 If aval Reserves. 7 " '
8 Daughters of the Confederacy.
7 Jane Hughes chapter Junior Daagh
ters of the Confederacy, Pres Miss Ethel
Wood. Leader, Mrs. F. C.Roberts, "
8 State snd city officials. -
9 Citizens generally, ' children! with
flowers, etc. f
The procession will move promptly at
5 o'clock to Cedar Grove Cemetery,
whereupon arrival it will halt and open
ranks, allowing the Daughters of the
Confederacy to pass first to the Confed
erate Monument, the other divisions fol
lowing In order as above.
The ceremonies, observed will be as
follows:
1 Prayer by the Chaplain, Rev. J. A.
McEsughan.
8 Music by the choir, "The Guard
Around the Tomb." 1
8 Address by Dsn'l Lane, 1st Pgt. Co.
F. 2nd Reg.
4 Music by the choir, "Some Sweet
Dsy, Bye and Bye."
5 Address by W, C. Brewer, 1st Lieut
Co. F. 2nd Reg.
6 Music by tho choir, "God Save the
Bouth."
7 Benediction by the Chaplain, fol
lowed by decoration of all graves of
Confederate 8oldiers.
Citizens and all organizations on ar
rival at Academy Green will please re
port to Chief Marshal for assignment to
proper position and all Daughters of the
Confederacy and Confederate Veterans
sre earnestly requested to wear their
badges. ''
E.8. 8TRKBT,
Chief Marshal.
OLIVE OIL AND ITS USES.
Children Should Be Taught ta Like
. ;.:! Ite Vood Vajoe. , ."v.-;.
The olive as an article of food. Is be
coming so thoroughly "naturalized" , in
the United Suites that successful ef
forts have been made to make it "na
tive to ilm soil" by growing it In such
places as are adapted to Its culture.
California and Arizona are thus for tbe
only states where the possibility of
raising olive trees in appreciable num
bers has been demonstrated, but exper
iments are being made elsewhere.
A writer In the American Kitchen
Magazine says:
Only a small part of the olive oil in
the markets of the world fs used for
cooking. It is largely employed for soap
making (engtile soap is made from olive
oil), medicinally and in silk and wool
en factories. " v ', '; '
The increased use of oil for food
should always be encouraged. If chil
dren are trained to eat it there Is little
likelihood of their ever losing the appe
tite. Instead, tbe tendency Is generally
to an increasing nse of oil not only with
salads, but with almost all vegetables.
Mayonnaise dressing and tnrtare sauce
please many who do not care for plain
oa
' Aside from custom, there is no rea
son why olive oil, more than good but
ter, should be regarded as a luxury by
an ordinary family, i -1 '' t
It is hard to draw a sharp line be
tween the use of oil as a food and
Its use In therapeutics..,-Tbe former
makes the latter less likely- to be re
qulred.t If a small part of the money
spent for patent medicines In the Unit
ed States were employed to pot a pure
olive oil on our tables,' there would be
less caH for the various powders, pills
and liniments that are. advertised on
every side. Perhaps, too,- we angular
Americans should gala some, ot tbe
grace native to Spaniards and Italians.
Tbe body can be fed artificially with
oil by baths, massage, etc.," and physi
cians and nurses . kno w of the Wonder
ful gain made by patients! for! whom
this Is done. , In typhoid fever, appen
dicitis and kindred diseases the nse of
oil results very successfully. If is also
employed In the treatment of burns
and as an antidote for poisons, i, y
With All Bf r Weeldlr Wes(
A minister whose first parish Jrafi
the backwoods of the west some r
ago say that be once married a' fci
seeuy loomng oriuegroom xo a ouxum 1
girl of perhaps twenty years. The cere.' J
mony-was perrormea in tne tog eaoia
home of tbe bride's parents, and there'.'
were many guests present When the '.
bridegroom repeated the words, "With'
all my worldly goods t thee endow, a
tall, lank fellow with a huge tobacco
v uu .11 uid vuif,iuaj-vueva uiawwu liua
nasally: ; ; , ;
"Thar goes Uank's bull terrier, by.
gumr Llpplncotfs Magazine;
Tfce Death CaumtaV
!
Doubt Is often cost upon electrocu
tion as a system by the; fact that per
sons may survive an accidental shock
of 2,000 volts. The Electrical World
and Engineer points out that the condi
tions of a chance contact are entirely
different from those provided In the
chair. It says, "There can be no jnes
tlon that the subject dies by the ejects
Of tbe electric shock and is C-nd be
yond all hoxo before tie act:;ry. tsci
!ace," . , . "i
HiriTS FPU FARMERS
J eea.8qllee4a 0e UUl
If wjrjcla attiiasuccesB a4.an
era, wo most first become acqusJlAtea
with the soil and be particular as ta the
kind and quality of seed .we Intend to
low, says P. J. McGIynn la Prairie
Farmer. JL large number pf 'fanners
spend moch Of their time and money,
buying and planting poor seed, Many,
plant poor seed because they,are cheap,
but which ofttunes) prove moat' expen
sive. Experience baa taught ma that
tha better tho seed the better the bop.
Great care should be given 4o the soil
ss well aa to the seed. One ysrletytf
seed tnight do extremely rell la a soil,
while another of a different nature
would be a complete fall art under sim
ilar conditions. The cultivation Kf g
crop la only of secondary importance
In comparison to either soil or seed.
Therefore it should be obvious to every
one that these two partlcularf points
are ot paramount tmportanoaand are
worthy of much thought from those in
terested In agricultural rpursultsj It: la
essential that ever farmer be thorough
ly acquainted with tbe olL.forupon
this knowledge his success largely,- de
pends, and I can tmthfullysaytlialii If
this particular point fa carefully con
sidered a crop could be easllyrexpeeted
-that la, if the season be a. favorable
one and not regarded as merely, a mat
ter of chance. -
. Arreaealae? tne Uaatt, .-
It Is Often sseumed thai, the posstbil
ttlee of tha expansion M.i)eheeR,4
duatry on the ranges are alucatMirjnd
less,. This la not true. Tha limit; baa
almost been reached without, serious
Interference with other industries. And
sheep are not going to supplant cattle
end horses to a very large extent . ad
long as prices for the latter are sq fa
vorable to the producer. Another fea
ture of the business is worth noting,
and that Is tbe exhaustion of range
pastures. The range .will not support
vastly Increased herds or flocks. Tbe
land Is pretty well occupied now) In
some localities it is overstocked, and
In others range grasses have so dete
riorated' under hard usage that they
will not keep many animals. It seems
that the limit of range sheep produc
tion Is being approached. The sheep
Industry will settle down, and finally,
we trust after a few years. It has
been disturbed so frequently by new,
developments that people expect an
upheaval every decade, but A more
constant production Is likely to prevail
before long. National Stockman and
Farmer.
Coa Plaatlnc. .
Many of the testa at experiment sta
tions have shown better yields from
planting moderately early rather than
very early; from planting a larger num
ber of kernels per acre than most good
farmers think advisable; from planting
small growing varieties in rows closer
together than Is best for large varieties;
from giving shallow and level cultiva
tion rather than deep and ridged culti
vation; from planting rather shallow
early and deeper In late planting. Oth
er trials have-seemed' to show, that
very frequent cultivation does not re
pay its cost; that It Is Important to
cultivate as soon as may be after rains;
that deep cultivation while the stalks
are small may be helpful if followed by
shallow, culture, says the agricultural
column of the Hartford Times. It also
adds that the farmer will be better sat
isfied If be tries some experiments of
this kind himself and tries them more
than one season that be may be sure
that the change irrmethod and not the
season baa changed results.
How to tTee Foeltrr Huik,
Poultry manure is Of such variable
richness, owing to feed of poultry and
tbe amount of dirt collected with it,
that it la Impossible to make a very
definite prescription for use, but COO
to 1,000 pounds could be safety nsed
per acre If care la taken not to mass
tbe manure In close contact with' seed,
says Professor B. J. Wickson of tbe
California experiment station. The best
way to apply where no showers con
be depended upon after corn is planted
la to broadcast before tbe spring plow
ing. The corn will grow roots to reach
it: As for using the poultry manure in
a drill. It will be very troublesome end
expensive to dry and grind it to sum
dent fineness to work well in a drill,' as
commercial fertilisers do.
Boas aat Con.
Census figures reveal that of the CV
870,000 hogs In the country In 1900, 40,
474,000 were In the north central di
vision, represented by the states bf
Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan, JVlfl
consin, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, the
Dakota a, Nebraska and Kansas. The
south central division, composed ot
Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, Louisi
ana, Texas, Oklahoma and Arkansas,
bad 13,047,000 of the remainder. These
two divisions contain 83 per cent of all
tne hogs in tbe country, and thex Eon-
tain all the states that can be classed in
the corn belt -Corn and hogs still go
together In this country. , , .
" Valee ef Feraa Lead.
The question is raised whether land
that sells for $100 per acre can1 be
farmed at a profit" wys the .Kansas
Farmer.' That such land is farmed at
a profit Is the proper answer.. The fur
ther fact that good land Is often fann
ed at a Joss' regardless of the selling
price Is not a fault of the land, but ef
tbe farmer.' Many of tbe most profita
ble farms in Texss cannot be, bought
for less than $100 per acre, ind the
land is capable of earning a profit be
cause it Is . worth that prlce.-Dallas
Farm and Ranch. ' .. -
. Saabarae Potatoes.
Potatoes must.be well covered. A po
tato greened from the sun may1 be Just
ss good for seed, but It Is not fit for
the table. " ' ;: ':'-;
Biliousness Is a condition character
ized by a disturbance of the digestive
organs. The stomach Is ' debilitated, the
liver torpid, the bowels constipated.
There Is t loathing of food, pains in the
bowels, dizziness,, coated tongue snd
vomiting, first of the undigested or part
ly digested food and then of bile. Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets
allay the disturbances of the stomach
and create a healthy appetite. They also
tone up the liver to a healthy action and
regulate the bowels. Try them and yon
are cortnin to be much plrwd with the
result. For sale by F. 8. Duy.
iimiOK'OT THE HOUR '
Was Be Det
Did black Kate bad been absent from
tap Pgrkera kitchen for some days In
attendance ba her Sick boat ad, a
Herbert Spencer - looking Individual,
whom aba never called by any more
(amillar title than "Mr. Tllman."
1 One evening Mr. Parker went to see
sow the sick man was getting along.
The unexpected sight of streamers
of woe on the bell handle so confused
him that when Kate herself opened
the door he blunderingly asked:
mow is Mr. Tllman, Kater
Kate, always serious, was solemnity
personified aa she answered:
"Mr. Tllman, sir, is laid out" Llp
plncotfs Magazine. .
, - Met Blla-lale.
"So you are J oat married,' said the
chief ot the railroad information bu
reau, who wanted a clerk. "Does your
bride make pie T
"She does," replied tbe applicant for
the place. "But what baa that to do
with my. securing employment In your
Officer
"Oh, some," said the chief. "We
are supposed to answer Inquiries po
litely, and I'm not taking chances on
the temper of a man with Indigestion.''
Baltimore Newa
Oat ef lata arrrtaaT Pea.
Master What do you mean, Jones,
by this impudent caricature!
Jones Please, sir, It isn't a carica
ture; it's a portrait
A Sam of Hapalaesa.
A young girl 0 feet 3 Inches in height,
weighing 114 pounds, can waits three
hours straight without stopping, while
a young man 6 feet 0 inches, weighing
100 pounds, can waits only 82 minutes.
How, many partners, averaging 170
pounds and 6 feet 8 Inches in height,
will the young girl exhaust In an even
ing of II hours, allowing 20 minutes for
refreshments? Life. .
Harmony.
Quaver Miss Pedaller Is what you
may well call a sympathetic player.
Crochet And one who Is always en
rapport with ber subject For instance,
when she plays a coon song she only
touches the black notes. Boston Tran
script Wkr,Iadee4I
The Husband Why la it that women
always say, "I'll be ready In two sec
onds?" The Wife Humpbl And why is It
that men always say, "Oh I I'm ready
now?" Brooklyn Life.
Bare.
Mr. Timmld Some doctors, you
know, say that er kissing Is often re
sponsible for the spread of disease.
Miss Koy-Is that so? By the way,
did you know I bad been vaccinated?
Philadelphia Press.
-x.-:.. . ; t
AeeeaateeV Far.
Jones Professor Hottalro thinks be
has Invented a flying machine.
Smith Has he tried it yet?
Jones Oh. no. ' That s why he thinks
he has Invented a flying machine.
Judge.
The Bo.toa Girl Bereaved.
Kate What makes you look so sad,
Bertha? Surely it cannot be Fred has
broken his engagement with you?
Bertha Ifs worse than that Some
body baa stolen Fido. Boston Tran
script . .
-. RaffM Steer.
"Thex have ateen hills In that town.
I understand
"Steenl WTav. aav: If Ton rimn off tha
top ot a bill you'll land fifty feet back
from the base of It" Chicago Post "
Word TJa Date.
Bacon Why do they call them auto
mobile coats?
Egbert Because " the repairs cost
more than tbe coat I suppose.'-Yon-kers
Statesman. -
t !-.,. A Beelae Par Elite.
Miss Johnson I fink we aro J eg' da
bapples couple In de hull worT. ' ..Jr
Her Fiance Well, we will be, Dinah,
Jes as long as we fink go. Judge.
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Waated aa Advertlaeaaeat.
- Bote! Clerk Will you leave your dia
monds In the safe, ma'am? - .
' Aetress-Certainly not I want them
where they Can be stolen. , ;
?DO?YOU SHOOT? , : J
l If you do you should send your name and address on Ypottsl card rofal
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Ammunition, and conuins much valuable Information. Send at once to the I
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Selling High !
Likely to continue to sell high I
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The Philosophy of Farming
Smaller Surface. 0 0- Labor Saved.
Fertilize with a free hand I
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Buy of your own people
VlrglnlaCaioHna Chemical Co.
Southern Makers of Fertilizers "
For Southern Farmers,
' High Standard; High Service.
rodeTato Prices.
Factorial M Fifty J&tnte ivncl Ageftte everywhere.
e Greater at two BrUa,
"Yen are not sick, Job," said one of
the friends. "You only think you are."
"Only think I am. eh Y'
"Yes. It is merely a delusion." i
"Well, then, all I've got to say Is I'd
rather be sick than have this delusion."
And then poor old Job went exploring
for a new boll that had Just made its
debut on the back of bis' neck. San
Francisco Bulletin.
How I Lost Ber.
She la a sweet, poetio dream,
A lUy oa love's errotsi stream.
V
But she, with all her ebarma divine.
will ne'er, oh, ne'er, oh, ne'er be (nine.
Because last nlg-ht onto this flear
I said, beneath the ehandeUar,
"Laat apiinatttne, when the blossoms
white
I saw on tout Mack hair alight. i
I thought they looked, upon my soul,
I4ke anowflakea on a load ot ooal." (
-Judge.
Above the Harket Price. - 1
"I see where a fellow is going to pay
$500 for s poem.'
"Whntr
"Yes. He cut it out of a paper In the
Congressional library, and that Is what
they fined him." Philadelphia Becord
A Teaet AlWaya Goad.
Here's to blue eves, to brown eyes, to
haael eyes and gray,
But what are the eyes I drink to today t '
No matter the color, oh, here's to the eye
That laughs when I laugh and cries when
Z cry!
- What to Bat
Oa tho Straad.
"Clawerence, do you think we should
try to assimilate the Boers If we con
quer them 7"
"Howahs, nof t am'euah" with such
large bands they would '. nevah - be
graceful at plngpong." Chicago News.
The Sesucaa ApproewsnetV
, Boon the earth In rammer outing .':
WIU Its banners sreen be flouting,
J And onoe more . ''
Youthful earthHngs wffl be shoutlngl,,.
f "Wafa de scorer
Detroit Free Preaa. ;
' Pleaty ta Saaaadar.
"I have a large fortune," .
"You haven't a oent and you know
If '.S
"I repeat I bare I large fortune If
time Is money." Chicago Post :
Our neighbors! Well, they're hard to
beat i
-1 hate to make complaint,
But half the people In our flt '
Would aggravate a St
. fhuauelphla Press,
What I Was. V
Nervous Lady (as a largo bird-Hies
before the vessel)0h, captain, Is that
an omen? . -. : , - ; j
Matter ot Fact Cpmln--N6t-niadam.
(That Is a sea gulL-Judge, .' ; -
''v-'- .ariaa WssianV''' j 1
"Your aheU-uke ears, have they been
., .- pierced r' - :t : :..
1 fd ask agrMh' Wnd Intent ' ? 7
; "Mo; only bored." the maid replied.
' I I wonder what she meant?
f - -Puck.
, la lAaelrrtn.' - ' '.
nicksOur last cook Avar yery. con
siderate - ' - - "r : ' .,
. Wicks Was she? -. i-- lr.
Hicks Very. She gaveio a week'
notice. Bomervllle Journal, , i
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. Terrible laxaatav
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In counting life's worries
rtes -f "A ,
Tla utUe things- telL
m.u giru wita smut Drouwrn
. Know thla very well. ' . 1
Philadelphia Korth AmerlcajL
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She Was Nellie prompt In accepting
bis proposal?
He-Welt, I understand there wasn't
any , government contract basuuM
about It Chicago News. .
biarrhotaDyteniry, and
tnt Bowel Trou ' ot
wA t' ' ..ion, , K -Mtes
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Diaests what y OH cat
This preparation contains all of tbt
dlgcsUnts-and digests all kinds ol
Tood. At gives insiantreiiei sua ueer
falls to cure. It allows you to eat all
the food you want. The most sensitive
stomachs can take it. By its use many
thousands of dyspeptic have been
cured after every thing else failed. It
prevents formation ofgas on the stom
ach, relieving all distress after eating.
Dieting unnecessary. Pleasant to take.
It can't help
but do you good
Prepared only by K.O. DiWm Oo.. Ohicar
The $1. botUu contains t times the Mc slua
1.8, DU-FTcb.
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HARBWARE
Refrigerators, Water Coolers, Ice
Cream Freezers, Screen Doors,Win-
dow Screens, Oil and Cook Stoves,
Banges, Lime, Cement, Plaster,
Paints, Oils, Varnish, Putty, Sash,
Doors, Blinds, Cutlery and all the
useful articles usually found in an .
Up-to-date Hardware Store, .
HEADQUARTERS FOR
And all Kinds of -
BMKGJiTERIAL.
Best Good
Xowcst Prices.
Under Hotel Cbattawka,
Having secured the 'services ot ex
perienced parties, I am prepared oa
short notice to execute Farm, City,
Land and Bali Road surveying. Ditches,
Streets and Roads laid out and leveled.
Draughting in., all. Its branches. Blue
and black prints made. Old maps re
paired and 'mounted. Topographical
surveying snd plotting. Drawings and
wokrlng-plans executed promptly. Sew
erage and drainage planned, laid out
and construction superintended. .. ,
J. J. IVolfcndcn.
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