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New Bern. N. C. September, 1. 1911.
THE CALL TO NORTH
CABOLINA.
The meeting of the newspaper
editors and heads of the commer
cial organizations of the State
which has been called to meet at
Charlotte, September 12 for the
purpose of organizing a back home
moveineut has for its purpose to
induce former North Carolinians
or their desceudauts who have ta
keo up their residences in other
States to return to North Carolina
aud share in the industrial devel
opment taking place here. The
success in the ma'n object, namely,
to get former North Caroliuians,
who have grown rich elsewhere to
return, and join the boost move
ment of those now living in this
state, must of course be problema
tical Th,at the stay homers have
prospered,' and with the assistance
of new people and new money have
largely developed the material re
source of their State, is no idle
claim. Every section bears wit
ness to progress and prosperity,
but so have the places where the
once North Carolinians have set
tled, and entered into trade and
business, so that the burden is
upon those at home to show that
this state has greater possibilities
"than others, therefore a return
here is worth the move from a
practical, business stand point
This back homeward movement
has merit in it from an advertis
ing point of view. Every son and
daughter of North Carolina com
ing back for a visit, aud noting
the improvements made, the de
veloomeuts in agriculture and
manufacture, the school and col
lege increases, the municipal
buildiug up, the good roads made,
aud those under contract, these
and many other signs of the better
and greater Old North State, not
a son or daughter, returning to the
home of their adoption but would
carry the report of things seen,
and so spread abroad the possibili
ties for those seeking homes and
investments, tha'j are waiting in
North Carolina. The back home
ward movement has good possibili
ties in it in several ways.
THE LOCAL AGKICTJLTUB A.L
EXHIBIT.
The movement for an agricultur
al exhibit iu this city in October,
has passed the proposed state, and
may be said to be launched and
moving to success. The quite
general local money contributions
indicates the sincerity that is
widely felt among merchants and
business men to sustain the exhib
' it and make it practical. The pios-
pecls for a large aud fine exhibit
of home grown products, , is
' uausually yood this year, and such
ao exhibit will arouse competition
among the farmers for future ex
hibits, for ouce started this agri
cultural exhibit should be an au
uualaffivir. ' The exhibit through
visitors from outside places will
advertise this section', showing
what the soil will produce', In qual
ity and quantity.
There are many future possibili
ties in this agricultural exhibit,
for it should grow each year In
more exhibits aud possibly de
velop ioto the long wanted Now
lsrn Fair, with grounds, amuse
ments nd a display of farm and
manufactured products from this
city, couuty and section. ? With
general and generous local support
the coming agricultural exhibit
' ii October but opens the way to a
new New Ucrn Fair, , that will
show this, section to ou'. ;,:r:i
t,it never been c""o;rj! :1
Illi
AJU'OtfOL 3 PER CKNT
AVtdeiahk PrcparalianJjrAs
similaliiigrticFo.d.aiUiiia ling (lie Kknada amlilowlsal
Promolcs DittotaChtr iful
a, fi-
Opimu.Murjihuu' luu-ftaaU
NOT N AH C OTIC.
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A,urtttj
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huajrrau fkmr.
Anerfect Remedy forCanslto
Hon . Sour StomaclUHarriiuca
Wornis.ConvulswHS.rcwnsn
ness ami Loss of Sleep.
JacSirilc Signature of
NEW YORK.
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
Two Visiting Cards.
Visiting cards dliu-r in style aeoord-
lng to latituik', and r.n exiiniplo u
Paris contemporary re an nn-iiient
iu 1844 when M. ih- l.:.; :iu- :: sent
under I.ouis I'liiiipi- i:.s i-1 ii; t -i- ex
traordinary to China. '! i - n ur'.c:-y of
the ambasaadiir givally ii.in sai-n tlie
Chinese statcsiuuil, inrLI.-uliii'ly I heir
"doyen." When the eet..i;:tl:oi'.s had
been completed. and M. 1.' Uk;.v;:c was
ready to erubaik a tUl-p..uinu bii.ul.t
him a great r;ll i f .i.pi'r. T!ie ambas
sador seeing this tJivel at i.n. i tlmu-iit
this v.as a present. Uin.wi..' ( liiinv-e
methods, but to bis s'urprls.. t!i y start
ed to unroll the cylinder, which extend
ed to about til' ly iiu iu s uf i a i .er. o. er
1G2 feet. Then lie Larmd Ilia it was
the visiting card of the ' di y. u." Iu
returning his modest little luistol
board the humiliated ani' .isvidi r add
ed a few words, which r 'c.d. "The am
bassador of France retries that he is j
able to offer only these simple words)
ia your excellency."
tate of .Ohio, City of Toledo,
Lucas County, as.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that
ie is senior partner of the firm of F.
1. Cheney & Co., doing business in
the city of Toledo, County ami State
aforesaid, and that said lirm wiL
pay the sura of ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS for each and every case
of catarrh that Cannot lie cured bj
the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY-
Sworn to before me and subscrib
ed in my presence this Mb day of
December, A. D. 1886.
(Seal) A. W. fILEASON.
Notary Public
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken inter
Dally, and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Send for testimonials free.
F. J CHENEY & CO.Joledo, O.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c
Take Hall's Family Pills for con
stipation. Cdlous Comparison.
Drill Serrennt-I say. Smith, have
you any iden bow slow and stupid
you are? Private Smith I don't
know. Drill Sergeant Of course you
don't, but let me tell you that an Egyp
tian mummy Is frisky compared with
you. London Tit Bits.
Kokomo.
Kokomo, in the liuu-'tinge of the In
diana who at cne Hue inhabited that
section of Indiana, signifies "a young
grandmother."
An ordinary case of diarrhoea can, aa
arule.be cured by a sineln dote of
Chambnrlain'a Colic, Cnolera and Diar
rhoea Remedy. This remedy has n
superior f' bowel complaints, ror
tale by all Dealers.
( , .
" W have a suspicion that Mr, La Fol-
letu hold the opinion that tha extra
iieision was called for his special bene
fit. Philadelphia Inquirer. ) i
WOMEN
. Womea of tte highest type,
womea of superior education aad
rWtttment, whou difcernmeal
mi! juvgmeat fire weight tie!
fore to their opinions, highly
pniso the wonderful correctm
ui cnratWo properties of Cham
heiUin'a Stomach and Lirer Tah
kts. Thronghont the many stages
if woran's life, from girlLood,
llrsr;! tht ordea!s of isomer
I ' . 1 U tl declining Jtari, tl.ere
Lj t -fjr r core rt!
11
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t are
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For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
" Always Bought t
Signature Ajll
j For Over
Thirty Yeajs
THI OSHTAUII MMMNT, MM VONK ttll
Sam Hayed the Bats Drum.
They used to say that Sam hud the
biggest mouth iu Indiana avemie. IU
was a short, stocky negro, and hif.
mouth was the most notlciabl thing
about him. it is said that he iscd to
make pretty good money placing or-
dinafgwaucerM in his mouth lift with
his face as an exhibition. He was tell
lug a friend about the negro bind of
which he was a member.
"I should think you would all want
to play the instruments with solo part".
such as the cornet." was suggested.
"Dat ain't it." replied Sam. 'Each
man plays de horn dat suits his moul
best."
"Well, then, Sam, what horn do yon
play?" Is was evident that tin qnes
lioner was puzzled. He wondered how
Sam's lips could be compressed O blow
a horn.
"Oh. Ah plays de bass drum, sail,"
said Sam.
Indianapolis News.
The Troubled Professor.
"The professor ia so dreadfully ab
sentmiuded."
"Yes?"
"lie paid marked attentions to a
pretty girl who lived near the college
and was afraid she might get some
legal bold on him, and so he wrcte ber
a love letter with invisible ink."
"Clever idea. Yes?"
"Then he made a typewritten copy
of the letter for his own protection
and iluully uent the girl the typewrit
ten copy."
"I see. Poor old prof."
"And he didn't find out his mistake
until the ink had faded, and now hi'
wonders n-hnt In Tonlipt he wrote!"
Cleveland Main Dealer.
Children dry
FOR FLETCHER'S ,
C ASTO Rl A
Mr. Taf t ought ta know by this time
that the heat time to get reasonable
tariff revision is when he can get: it.
Kansas City Journal,
LIFE SAVED AT DEATH'S DOOR.
"I never felt so near my grave.
writes W. R, Patterson, of Wellington,
lex., aa when a fritthiful cough aad
lung trouble pulkd me down to 100
pound', in spite of doctor's treatment
for two years. My father, mother aha
two sisters died of consumption, and
that ( am alive today ia dua solely to
Ur. King's Mew Discovery, which com
pleteW cured ma.
Now I weigh 187 pounds and have beeii
well ane strong for years." Quick, take
sure its the best remedy on earth foi
rougna, colds, lagrippe, athnia, croup,
and all throat and lung. troubles. 60c 4
$1.U0. Trial bottle free. Guarantee
by alt druggiar. ,
Garmany'a 'Telephone "Girls."
Telephone "girls" in tiermauy caa
not, work after the ag of seveuty,
though they can retire on (tension prior
to that advanced day. Positions are
obtained by civil service examination.
The average on entering the business
must be near thirty, and. aa many r
mntn for life, it would be ungallant to
speak Intimately of ages. - Discharges
cannot bo effected without consider
able red tape. .When an operator hat
worked up to l-toO a year and $130
extra for bouse rent, aba stays at that
pay until retired on pension. . i'
.. On Her Birthday. - i
"Congratulate me." said Yonnghus
band. "My daugliter is juat ona year
old today." , '
This is ber birthday, eb? What did
you give berr '
"I don't know whether It was sooth'
lng sirup .or paregoric, but It was ona
of the two. . . ., ;
They Were Woked. ' - i'
"Do yon call this a band of picked
musicians?' said the hotel manager to
the leader of a band.
"AchI Dot tos so. I blck 'em mlne-
sellef." replied the bandmaster. . -
"Welt, then, you picked them before
they were ripe."
It Is enough to make a man crahh
tq have hii auto turn turtle, Dirmi
' .-a Kewa.
r
'FERRYINQJHE TRAIN, j
Ona of tha River and Harbor Sighte of
',' New York City.
Oua of the . nights of the harbor '
familiar enough to thoae acquainted
with the waler front but of never fall
ing Interest to the waterside strolling
strauKer, lx the Mg railroad ferryboat
thai carries . the Boston- Washington
through trains around Manhattan be
tween Mott Haven and Jersey City,
and apparently this ride la u Interest
ing to the people on the boat as the
boat la to the people on the xuore.
" They JuRt run the r bole tmin on thia
boat and then in fair weather the paa
8enger jtet out to stretch their legs
and take: In the flew. A the big
boat romea along with the rare of the
train aboard neeu projec ting ont for-,
ward and aft on deck from under the;
hooda you aee the nasaengera stand i
tug forward for their .eight or t' ;
miles water ride down the Eaat rivu
and np the north, or vice versa;
through all the varied river traffic
close at band, while shoreward they.
Iirta flint Ifiuprolnnu vIaiv nt th Ifiwcr
e)ty. .The boat la obe of tbettr "" oi my tam,i hnV" t ,u'" Uim ,,m
notable river eights, and the trip on!1' lor 1"ik... ha a J . fi.-r hmpimi.
the boat Itself and the view from its of hidney i-oiDplt nt mi l ail r-.a.e i
deck are aim as wonderful aa ever to ceived bt-i.ttu."
tlie unaccustomed traveler.--New York
SUB. "' ":.:' ;, '- :
Rejected Compulsory Happinaes. .
!q 1S88 the Inundation of the Yellow
river caused gret BujCerlug 1 Cbliui.
Tbe Jnfartor peopW not oaV ''froaue
and murmured." but died by lb hun
dreds In order to raUe funds for the
relief of the survivors the prelect of
Haugchow levied a tax on each cup
of tea sold in tha tea houses of the
great city. The ancient capital aa-,
aessed In this arbitrary fashion re
sented that tax after the mauner of the
Bostoniaus of 1773. in spite of the
humane object of the assessment, the
citizens put a boycott on tea, and the
proprietors of the tea houses cried
out in protest.
The prefect Issued a second procla
mation, iu which he assured his people
that happiness was their sure reward
if they cheerfully contributed to this
excellent cause. Thia agreeable aa
surnnce -had no effect on the boy-
cotters, and the tax had to be removed.
Perhaps this Is the ouly Instance on
record where a rltyful of people were
banded to resist compulsory "happl-
ness "-Youtir 'oinpiinlnn.
GRANULATED SORE EYES
CURED.
"For twentj years I suffered from a
bad case of granulated soie eyes, says
Martin Boyd oi Henrietta, &y. "in
February, 19u3, a gentleman asked me
to try cnambe lam a halve. 1 bought
one box nnd used about two-thirds of
it and my eyes have not given me any
trouble since. " This salve is for sale
by all dealers.
Why It Worried Him.
"What are you looking so
about, old man?"
"Somebody stole Dawson's
glum
um-
brella."
"But why should that worry you?"
"It was stolen from me." Boston
Transcript
Ah Obstinate Family.
Cbolmondley I thought you Intend
ed to marry Miss Wealtblngton
Dolmondley I thought ao, too, but her
family objected. Choimoudley What
did Miss Wealtblngton say? Dolmond
ley Oh, siio's one of the family, you
know.
8tale Bread.
Eat your bread stale and not fresii
If you want to avoid Indigestion.
Slieo it, dry in the oven and toast a'
delicate brown.
Tby secret is thy prisoner; If tho;.
let It go thou art a prisoner to it
A well known Dea Moines, woman af
ter Buffering alterably for two days
from bowel complaint, was cured by
one dose "I Chamber ain ' Colic, -Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy. For sale
by all Dealers.
The Cetfara of Lebanon.
Tory carefully Inclosed aud gunrdct
aro the 200 remaining cedars of Lei.
anon, those famous trees that onco
cljUied. all ' the sides of the Syriuii
mountains. So tail and beautiful were
they in compariaou with the trees uf
Palestine that the Hebrew writers cel
ebrated the.m with xbaordlnai?
praUe,' and from, the curjUeat daaau
their soft Mp Void ya ttte glory
juf JewishOkTBUaBtrflrV .tmf were
used la Wdtnoa's aoandle aiM to lot
successor and also In tha chu.Oh thift
Constantino built at Jerusalem. .
The surviving trees are called by tha
Arabs the "trees of God," and under
their wideapreadlng branches the tier
gy of "the Greek church occasionally
celebrate mass.
Several of the trees la tha grove are
over 1,500 years old and have a height
of 100 feet aud a circumference of CO.
In appearance they more resemble the
aged larch or tha majestic oak than
the cedar that la known In America.
Harper'a Weekly..
Professor Sargent, of Harvard, sas
that folks are better off with vacations
Will somebody lock this man up till wt
get back? Washington Poet
Not Sisters
Now aad again yoa see twe womea pass
ing' down the street who took like sitters.
You are attooiahed to leara that thy are
mother and daughter, and you rtslise that
; a wuaaaa at forty or forty -ir oujht to be
at her boait aad fairest. Why Ua'i it mF
The isMral haalth ol woman ia so in
timately asaooiatad with the local health
of tha esaentially fsmiaioe orlaaa that
there can be m red cbaeka aad round
form wkara there Is leovale weakaeta.
Woman who) hare auaTarad fronsa
this tronbln hare found nrompt .
reUaf aad sure In the use of Dr.
; Pleroe's Farorits Praaariptlon. It gives vigor and vitality to the
organs of womanhood. , It alenra U complexion.' hrahtana thai
yea and red Jane the eheeks.
No alcohol, or habit-forming droit it contained in "Ftvorite Prescription."
Any tick woman may contult Dr. Pierce by letter, iree. livery letter ia
fcrld at iocrciSly eor.fi lentiul, and imwt'rd in a plain envelope. Addresai
World's l.j-nenaery I. .xd As -?:on. Dr. R.V. Pierce, Prri., liulf.do, N.Y.
THROW CUT THE LIKE
Give the Kidneys IJelp and
Many New lit rn People Will
lie Happier. :
"Throw Out the LifftLine." ', ,
Tha k'idoey nt eJ l.etp. .
They're overworked can't get the
poison filtered our t the t.lmd. - ''
They'ie gettuiii me every minute.
Will you nlp tlien.7 j, '
Doan'a K.dn'ey Fi.la have trough,
thoubai.dj ! of kidhey si.ffei era '.back
from tha verge oi desj air.
: Will cure any foim of ki-'ney troubli ,
J. W. Hood, 216 S. ta.lM. Ki..i-n,
N. C.t aayt ; "l I ave used Uimn's kid
ney Pills aiulth y uave beipcd m veiy
much. About h ye n ao my buck b -came
weak and Ume and I bad n.uu
tioubla from inv Milivy.-i. 1 to. a hi.p
ply of Doan a Kidney 1'ilia and th h
Use relievi d toe hi mct . Uu.er innii-
eafila.. l"iMti.ui v.ini.rii to
III!
New Vorli il xikihm foi tli
fltatea
ftnit,llllHH III iirnu- - Ik
Birminglisiii, A a , lis voiod in favoi
of li enai d liquor sellini'.' Octcar TJnde -
wood mig' t a-i well pepue to turn H
other cheek to Mr. Bryan. WMshirigt on
Post.
TORTURED FOlt 15 Yfc.AH.
by a cure-defying stomach rouble tha
baffled doctors, and r.'i-1,- t- l all ii'im
dies be Imd. John W. Modiler, of Mix'-
deraville, Mich, seemed doomed He Inn
to sell bis tmm andniv.' un work. Hi
neighbors sam, "Iu- can't li vi'xnimii
longer." 'Wh'iiever 1 atn distresoeu
me," he wrote, Mill irie.1 Kl cine
Bitters, .which wrktd such wondcis
for me thnt 1 can now tat tloog 1
could not take for yeais its sorely it
grand remeily for stomach tioo' le."
Just as good for the. I.v,-r and kid,iyH.
Every bottle guaranteed. Only boc. bt
all diuggigia.
A Quick Reply.
The Duchess of l.uira.eu-.iis. wl:.
was somewhat given t making pod
ry, could not think of a word to rhym.
with coif. Turr.in:: to T:ii:-..vi:nil. wlr.
chanced to be by her side, she said
"Prince, give nie a rhyme to coif
'Impossible, duchess." replied Talley
rand without a moment's delay, "fo
that which peiiai.is t.i t lit? li.-ad of i,
woman has neither rhyme nor. reg
ion." Children
FOR FLETCHI
Ory
FOR FLETCHER'S
C A S T O R I A
Nine million words were spoken at
the. extra session of Congress, moat of
them by La Folletia. Richmond 'limes
Dispatch.
WHAT IS BEST FOR INDIGESTION?
Mr. A. Robinson cf Drumquin, On
tario.haa heen tiouliled for yeHrswitii
indigestion, and mocnnieiida ('handier
Iain's Stimi.cii unci Liver Tablets aa
"tke bi at inetii. ioe 1 ever med " It
troutiled with imligrsiion o- conrtipa
ti n iV ti e n a trial. They are ci r
tain to prove beriehi il. They are eas
to (ate and pl'Hfxnt in i IF ct. P. ice,
25 cents. Samples fiee at il deilers.
Air CiU cf V. .cons.
The air kiv. i of il:r- i on conr.tituK
a svstern cf i.iter-tVvs. the value of
Which lies i'.i tlv.'ir al.since of weigh:
and re?iata"cc.'
i Flrtet 13 po aible or!-.' to n both of
high mochar.M ai eiUci'ncy d'' T,"t?:l
a0 stiprlluoxi r..a;e; l..l. Tl-c
reriil'-'- '"I' i !; I; ! :;'oii t.'n:.
Ufa, were '.i-. este 1 ' t-.v-: .. t
icr;.".l, r.ad i!-..- 1 1 p'"- . i
taiuca trcre h.leti v.-.t.i :-.'r r ' i-
body vrrM. ndapllii-r !: t l.e l e-
chr.nlal re:nir.Tineiit.. I?. .i; !; -i -,v
cylinder perviujr as a r ; . i r i!:e
oreaiia of ncovKiiei:t. ilie :.. '''" it
whose part' was r,ii:ci I . 'Ii? rstr-
rounding ulr se. . .'. ; i In
the bones cf niber 1,' ' 1 -:d sUi.l-tly
xplalucC - TV ' r's r ; '
SEEMED lOi.lVr-J ium a NEvV
.. - -STOMACH.
"IsuffejeJ imeiihely , ft. r n t og and
no medicine or irevirn, nt i trie l suemt-'d
to do any good." writes H. M. Yoona
petars, Ednorof Ti e Sim, Lke View,
unio. "the nrst lew dim- of Cdamr.
erlain'a Stomach an Liver Tsblets gave
me surprising teller hi, d ihete 'ond tot
tie semd to giv me a n w stomach
and perfectly good health." For sale
by all Dealers. ,
' Bad For Herbert. I"
"So, said the siaitleu girl, whose
father bad been talking, seriously to
her, "you dislike Herbert and you will
not recognize him?"' ,
"That's It," he replied. "If bo
doesn't keep away from here I won't
recognise him, nnd neither will his
own mother." Loudon Answers. .
A WOMAN'S REVERSE.
8ensatienaJ Inoidant of the Civil War
In Mexico. ..
In the cItII war In Mexico, which
resulted In the downloH of Diaa, a'
sensational incident took place the
seizure of Colonel Chiapas by . an
avenger. At the beginning of the 1n
surrttlon Chlaiaia had command for
the government of the Sonora district
and be quickly became known for his
severity.' Aujong those who suffered
was a rich resident named Talamantes,
who, with his two soha. was arrested
on the charge of sympathizing with
the iusnrrcctos. ,
, After a brief hearing; the three were
condemned to death. Mme. Tala
mantes pleaded with Chiapas for the
life of her husband and sons, offering
everything they . possesaed. but the
colonel replied to ber entreaties only
with sneers, refused her requeat. had
the three men taken, to the grounds
of their own hacienda, forced Mine.
Talam-uiteM. to remain within hearing
of the shots and had them executed. 1
The widow changed from a retiring,
undemonstrative woman to a vigorous
avenger. .Having ample financial re
sources, she first Offered $00,000 to any
one who wonid deliver Chiapas alive
into her bands. Then. she. organised
a troop of armed men, put horsvlf at
t's -head and .joined the insurgents.
.Soon the Tularaantea became one ofj
the strongest aud moat effective forces
among the rebels- Her aywed par
pose wns to capture Chiapas. When
the federals evacuated Agua Prieta
the widow ambushed a detachment led
by Chiapas, who in the flpht was
wounded and delivered to her. Within
two hours of his capture she compelled
him to dig his owu rTrive. He stood at
its edge, aud she personally gave the
command to tire fo her twelve troopers
who faced html - London Family
Herald.
AFRICAN RHINOS.
They
Are Nervoua and Cowardly
Rather Than Faroeleua.
Instead of being a savagely ferocious
animal, the' African rhinoceros la a
cowardly, shortsighted creature, ac
cording to John T. McCutcheon m
'Hunting Adventures In the Big Game
Country." He says:
"After the rhino has taken hla dirt
wallow and looks fine in his new red
coat he then slowly and painstakingly
proceeds to kill time during the rest of
the day. if danger threatens he be
comes exceedingly nervous and excit
ed. His unxlety ia quite acute. In
vain he tries to locate the danger,
rushing one way for a few yarda,
then the other way and .finally all
ways at once. His tall la up, and he Is
snorting like a steam engine.
Wheu be rushes toward you In thia
attitude it looks very much aa though
lie were charging you with the purpose
of tramping you to flinders. As a mat
ter or fact or, rather,' opinion he Is
merely trying to locate Where you are
in order that he may run the other
way. He looks terrifying, but in real
ity Is probably badly terrified himself.
Ha would give a good deal to know
which way to run and finally becomes
ao excited and nervous that be starts
frantically in some direction, hoping
for the best. If the rush happens to b
iu yonr direction you call It a charge
from an infuriated rhino; if not yon
say that he looked naaty and waa about
to charge, but finally ran away in an
other direction. : ' .
In most' rhino charges it Is my opin
ion that the rhino is too rattled to
know what he is doing, and Instead of
charging maliciously he la merely try
ing to get away aa faat aa possible.
And in such cases the,hunter blazes
away at him. wounds him. and the
rhino blindly charges the flash.
No Making Up Juat Then.
The curtain lecture had finished and
.Mrs. Gnrrlll, feeling that perhaps she
had overdone the. matter, began to
read little items from the newspaper
"Ha!" she said. "That's funny. Isn't
It. George?" Here's a man advertises for
a silent partner with a thousand dol
lars." ...
"Yes." said GarrilL "It'a terribly
funny. If he'd married you he'd have
been darued glad to get a silent purt
ner even if she hadn't a cent."
Whereupon tlie thermometer got such
a sudden jar that it fell from the man
telpiece to the floor.-Harper'a Weekly
Explained Hia Mittake,
"The more I think of it the more
am convinced that I aaad mtstajts
when 1 married you.' . B eiciQm.
She drew herself up proudly. - - j
"You can undo It." aha replied.
"Alas. It is too late!" he said. "I
suppose the organist baa already spent
Uie $10 I intended to give the minister
and the minister haa excommunicated
me for the 12 be got "-Exchange.
Truth Will Out
The Candidate (having quoted the
words of an eminent statesman In
support of an argument) And mind
you, these are not my words. This
ia not merely my opinion. These ars
the words of a man who knows what
he Is talking about London Sketch.
Above Waten
."The times are hard, my dear," said
a man to his better half, "and I And t
extremely difficult to keep my tune
above water."
"Tou could easily keep your nose
above water," returned the lady, "if
yon didn't keep it ao often above
brandy." London Answers.
Whan Pali Was Felt
Ashley Until the Inst I wss confi
dent that the painless dentist was ab
solutely truthful In saying he would
cause me no torture. Seymour Wha!
did he Ao at the last? . Ashley Gats
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