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THE.TAR HEEL
A Football Match Worth Seeing
(Continued from flrat pag0
; Just Dope :,r:':'':; 1 r .
One of the. editors of The Reveille
(La.), ibeing, pushed for copy,, shells
out the following1 remarkable column
of dope: v
Come, gentle Muse," and help me to
sing a tiitty that's witty or any . old
thing. Ed. Robertson came in an awful
big hurry, with si look on his face that
spoke of great worry, .saying:, 'Look'
here, Old Sport,! there's f the deuce," to
pay, and the cash-drawer is empty
get to I work, right f a way !" He . says
that the 1 Reveille $ needs some more
"dope," so I'll mount -old . Pegassiis,
and away on a lope. I haven't a notion
which way we, will go, but if, we keep
going we'll get somewhere, . I know.
And that's all I want, for I've just got
to write, and band in my ' "dope'' be
fore next Thursday night. -
I might sing of Love. That's a pop
ular theme, of which poets write, but
still it don't seem to be just what I
want at present, you see, tor l m in ; a
great hurry and you will agree such a
delicate topic we should handle with
care, so I'll not sing of Love 'tis a
topic too rare to be handled so lightly.
but still 1 must sing, tho'J've nothing
to sing of not a darned ;r thing. I
could write something sad that would
make you shed tears as. big as pota
toes, but for one of my years such
lachrymose subjects are quite out 1 of
place, for a youngster looks best with
a grin on his face. I could write some
thing funny that1 would cause Jyou to
grin like a mule4eating briars, but it is
a sin tOv.be always a-joking, so nix on
the fun: but let me get started before
I am done.
Now, -what shall I' write? Just "give
me a start. I'll do as you bid me,' with
all of my heart. Pegassus is, prancing
and chawin' the. bits: he wants to be
off, so assemble your wits, ' and ;. give
me a theme, before I decide to dis
mount from my steed" without taking
my ride. Whoa there! You onery
brute, or I'll get down and land you' a
jolt on the snootl Gol-darn the old
noss! He's as spry as a colt! Gee!
What was it that fell with a jolt! Was
it me? Must have been, for .Pegassus
is fled and I am still sitting here hold
ing my head. ,.,
So now, Mister Robertson, I earnest
ly (hope . thati will suffice ' : for your
Reveille "dope" S. S. in The Reveille5,
Louisiana Stale University.; .v.
' "Carolina" "Virginia"
Writfht I.e.- - Patterson
Wyatt 1. t. Halliburton
Folger 1. g. Gunter
McEachern-. . c. ... 'Roberson
Wei Ions r. g. Voiles
V;Buchan r. t. Hodgin
- Hough, Ellis r. e. Morgan
v..., McCulloch q: Bivins
Capt. Lee f . b. Capt. Thompson
Hughes r. h. Cordon
Fiu e game-Four five minute
quarters. Referee"Big" McLean
and John Tillet. Field judge Cra
ven. Umpire "Rube" Oliver. Head
LinesmanErnest McLean.
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