THE TAR HEEL, APRIL 26, 1921.
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record crowd at the annual Carolina
Virginia game at Greensboro, 2,000
bleachers seats, used for the Carolina-Virginia
football game on Emer
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Vol. XXIX
Chapel Hill, N. C, April 26, 1921
No. 55
THOSE THIEVES.
It would be hard to imagine a man who has less place in our life than
a thief. And it seems that at sometime during every year a few of this
class of beings turn up on the campus. They have done so again during
the last; few days, and thefts have taken place in the Battle building.
A man who will steal is so absolutely foreign to our standards that it
is almost impossible to deal with him. One of the things that the student
body can do is to be a bit more careful about leaving articles of great
worth laying around carelessly. Every man should take some precaution,
although it is impossible to absolutely guard yourself against a thief.
But there is another and a better thing that the students can do, and
that is to busy themselves in apprehending the guilty parties, and then see
to it that the council ships them from the University forever. There is no
room for compromise. "Thief" stands over against "honor." The two
can't be reconciled. We have the honor standard here, "and it is not
possible to make a place for a thief. One man brought to justice will have
a good effect upon others who are stealing, or may be tempted to steal;
and justice for a man who steals contains no mercy. Justice demands a
deportation forever.
N. C. STATE JOINS.
Years ago the University took the lead in this section of the country
in cleaning up athletics. As a result it has suffered because it has been
compelled to play against outlaw athletes in other institutions. Recently,
at the Atlanta conference, the University helped to raise the standard of
college athletics. Fifteen other institutions of the South Atlantic joined
with her in this, but not another in this state.
Only a few days since Norh Carolina State College joined this south
ern conference. We are glad that she has taken this step in an effort to
raise the standard of her athletics; and we are glad again that the two
state institutions are standing together in leadership in this state. All the
other institutions of the state have adopted no stringent standards to which
athletes must conform.
Of course, the University and State will suffer in having relations
with the institutions that are still able to bring in professionals and play
against them. But ultimately, those institutions are going to be forced to
adopt the same standards or be left on the outside. The bigger institu
tions of the south have long been ready to make a change for the better,
but to do so would be penalizing themselves. In the face of this, however,
Virginia and their university long since raised their standards. But today
there are enougH institutions in this section of the country with high ath
letic standards to enable us to arrange a schedule with institutions who are
on a parity with us And to do this is the quickest way to force other
institutions to "clean house." For the coming few years we will still have
to play some institutions who play outlaw athletes, but if the University
and State will co-operate, they can bring the other institutions of the state
to the same high level of athletic life.
Mr. Chester D. Snell, a filrector of
the Bureau of Extension, delivered
last week the commencement address
at the Spring Hill School near Burlington.
The library of the University of
Paris is to have a collection of phono
graph records reproducing- the voices
of the greatest men of modern
France.
Dr. H. W. Chase and Mrs. Chase
have just returned from New York
and Boston and other Northern points
where they have been for the past
two weeks. Dr. Chase has amost re
covered from a severe attack of la
grippe sustained in Masachusetts,
which detained him' in that state for
some time. -
Mr. J. E. Johnson, state student
secretary with the Y. M. C. A. head
quarters in v,nanotte, was on tne
Hill Thursday to see Charlie Phillips
concerning Y. M. C. A. work next
year.
Mr, W. Rea Parker of Goldsboro,
a Carolina alumnus of "14," was on
the Hill the 21st. , He is traveling
for the Toeldo Scales Co.
Prof. Walter J. Matherly, profes
sor; of Business Administration in
the School of Commerce, delivered
the commencement address Friday
night at the Stonewall High School,
Pamlico County. His address, the
subject of which was "Investment of
Life," was arranged by the Bureau
of Extension which will send fac
ulty members throughout the state
the coming weeks, until the latter
part of May, to deliver addresses at
school commencements.
At the recent meeting of the an
nual National Conference of Music
Supervisors at St. Joseph, Mo., Paul
J. Weaver, of the University Music
Department, was elected first vice
president. This organiation numbers
1,500 teachers of music from every
state in the Union, Canada, Cuba,
and the Philippines. The next meet
ing of the conference will be in Nash
ville, Tenn.
At a recent meeting of the South
Carolina Club, officers were elected
for the first term of next year. The
result of election was as follows?
M. W. Edwards, president; L. V.
Phillips, vice psident; R. E. James,
Jr., secretary and treasurer.
ANNOUNCEMENTS j
APOLOGIES TO, MISS PEPYS.
Did arise full late having witnessed
the moon, under eclipse which did
look exceeding unnatural but be
ing somewhat darkened was most
convenient. In haste to 8:30 class.
Di4 see two young maydes dash
across campus with strides mightily
like those of boys on track team
whereat passing boys did laugh and
did enquire of me as to when the
Koeddes would pull off a track meet.
Did turn my nose up at them. Anon
to baseball game where brother
Samuel did; siirprie me mightily by
seating himself beside me. Do dote
on baseball as when at school did
play this ancient sport with tennis
ball and racquet and did one time hit
oldr Grey Beard- with homer ball.
Anon comes young Battle calling
Ilershey's Chocolate. Not knowing
Samuel was my brother did accost
him with, Buy some chocolate for
your girl. Whereat Samuel did look
annoyed and: didi wave him off but
when the boys did laugh uproariously
he did pull out quarter and did buy
me some whereat I was tickled
greatly.
lie did then strike me for a five
saying that the quarter he spent on
me was part of the ammount neces
sary to carry him to Greensboro. I
did say I would lend him a quarter.
He did get in a huff and I to ap
pease him did comply. Later did
partake of juicy onion at the Inn
having ascertained that same would
be; eaten at Swain. Anon after get
ting: rid of Samuel did enjoy much
pleasant talk with J. And so to bed
where did. ask God's blessings on my
charms. '
Under the auspices of the Music
Department there will be produced
on May 20 and 21 a comic opera,
"H. M. S. Pinafore." The produc
tion is well under way and progress
ing very satisfactorily. There are
still openings for three basses in the
chorus and any men who are inter
ested in trying out for these parts
are requested to come to the music
room in Old East Building any night
at 7 o'clock. The production is un
der the direction of Prof. Paul J.
Weaver.
GRADUATE CLUB ELECTS
OFFICERS FOR SPRING
FOUR RECORDS BROKEN
IN RECENT MEET
In the inter-scholastic track meet
held during High School week out
of five first places won by the
Greensboro High- school team, four
were broken, two by Koenig in the
100 and 440; yard dashed, one by Bell
on the' mile run and' one by Daniels
on' the, discus throw. In winning
the 108 and 440 yard dashes in rec
ord, time, Koenig, of Greensboro,
broke two previous state records es
tablished by himself last year.
.The four leading teams in the
track meet were coached by former
Carolina men. The success of the
Chapel Hill High school team in,
winning the meet was due to the
superb coaching of Fred Morrison,
a' Carolina alumnus, while the
Greensboro , team, , which) woii sec
ond piace, was coached by Bill York
of the, class of '18. Charlie David
captain of, the champion Carolina
squaa or coached the Burling
ton1 team,, while Pat Cummino-a. nn.
other; Carolina alumnus, coached the
Uak Kidge team.
At the April meeting of the Grad
uate club held' in the Co-Ed room
of Peabody building' Friday night
Dr. W. C. Coker delivered a talk on
"Human Progress and the Scientific
Method." In his speech Dr. Coker
traced briefly the course of scientific
discovery and . the improvement, in
scientific methods from the days of
the early Greek, philosophers down
to the present day and showed how
science had improved the conditions
of humanity.
An informal discussion of fresh
men followed Dr. Coker's talk. The
present officers were re-etected for
the rest of the collegiate year. They
are: HI R; Totten, president; John
L. Aycock,, secretary, and C. G.
Smith, treasurer
MR. M'WHORTER NOW
AT LOUISVILLE MEETING
Rev. Euclid McWhorter, rector 'of
the Methodist Church', left for Louis
ville. Ky..' Saturday to attend th
Jjmeeting of the General Board of
Church Extension.. He will prob
ably be gone a week. He expects
to procure the final donation neces
sary to assure the new Institutional
Methodist Church for Chapel Hill and
the University. This church will be
built on thoroughly modern nlans and
will be a great agency in the life of
the community. Like the newly built
Presbyterian Church, it will contain
rest rooms and social rooms.
For the Tuesday night perform
ance the Pickwick presents Wallace
Reid in a Paramount-Artcraft pro
duction, "The Love Special',' an
adaptation of Frank H. Spearman's;
railroad story, "The Daughter of a'
Magnate." The story revolves around
Jim Glover, a construction engineer
on a mountain railroad division, who
gets "in Dutch" with the daughter
of the president of the road at their
firtt meeting, and then falls in love
with her and wins her despite the
schemes of Harrison, a director of
the road who also loves the girl.
Scenes of the story are laid in the
Rocky Mountains. The supporting
cast is headed by beautiful Agnes
Ayres, the star of Cecil B. DeMille's
"Forbidden Fruit." .
On Wednesday night Roscoe (Fat
ty) Arbuckle will appear at the Pick
in "The Dollar a Year Man," an
other Arbuckle scream of the same
caliber as his "Brewster's Millions"
and "The Life of the Paity." .
. For Thursday right "A .City of
Masks," featuring Robert Warwick,
will, be presented. This is a thrilling
story of the South African diamond
fields.
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SERVICE AND SATISFACTION.
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Seniors' Way of Showing
Beneficence Still Undecided
There is a rumor circulating the
campus to the effect that the gift
of this year's senior class to the Uni
versity will be the complete instal
lation of an electric bell system, in
which electric bells will be installed
in all buildings on the campus, these
bells to be connected with a central
station, probably in the Alumni
building, and to be rung instead of
the ancient bell on top of the South
building.
Several insurance companies have
written prominent officials of the
senior class suggesting that the sen
iors take out a class endowment pol
icy to mature in five or ten years and
make it payable to the University
as a suitable class gift. The class of
1916 was the first and only class to
present an endowment policy to the
University as a gift. That policy
which is for $2500 matures in 1926.
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THE ART OF WAR
IN PARADISE LOST
In the April issue of Studies in
Philology, soon to be released from
the press, there appears an article
by Prof. James Holly Hanford, en
titled, "Milton and the Art of War,"
in which is shown the accurate
knowledge of Milton concerning the
military methods of ancient, medi
eval and modern times (in his day),
and how he made use of that knowl
edge in his epics, notably in Para
dise Lost.
. Before publication Dr. Hanford's
article was read before the Philolog
ical club and created a great deal of
interest.
Dr. Edwin Greenlaw is the man
aging editor of Studies in Philology,
while Doctors Dey and Howe are
associate editors.
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