THE TAR HEEL, NOVEMBER 22, 1921.
THE TAR HEEL
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G. W. Lankford
C. Y. Coley
C. B. Colton
H. D. Duls
W. C. Bourne
ward last Sunday night was o sadly
a case of death breaking into the
glory of youth that the whole Uni
versity has felt a sense of awe and
sadness unusual in the swift passage
of campus days. Miss Woodward
had but recently come to Chapel Hill
but she had made many friends who
will long remember her. Even those
who did not know her personally
will remember the slight youthful
figure who for so short a time was
part of the little game of life we
play here.
program, the fewer cards will be
mailed out from the Registrar's of
fice. C. B. Colton.
THANKSGIVING
Marshall Y. Cooper. . .Business Mgr.
A. S. Havener. . A . . .
I. J. Stevenstm Assistant MT3.
SUB-ASSISTANTS
J. V. McCall W. J. Smith
A. E. Shackell W. C. Perdue
W. J. Faucette A. E. Laney
C. L. Smith W. S. Tyson
You can purchase any article adver
tised in The Tar Heel with per
fect safety because everything it
advertises is guaranteed to be as
represented. We will make good
immediately if the advertiser does
.not.
Vol. XXX. November 22, 1921. No. 15
THIEVERY
Once or twice within recent years
there have been robberies on the
campus that stirred the student body
to action and the student council to
investigation. These have been par
ticularly prominent on account of
their rarity and men of Carolina
have been startled that such things
should happen here. We have culti
vated the very admirable habit here
of considering all men gentlemen.
Carolina men are gentlemen, and
gentlemen do not steal.
Never before in our memory has
there been within the University, and
unquestionably by University men,
such an amount of stealing and pet
ty thievery. Many of the things
stolen are in themselves unimportant,
but the theft even of these little
things marks the person responsible
thief.
Not all of these thefts have been
of little things for some men have
fonud that it is less trouble and cer
tainly less costly to take things be
longing to others than to buy them
for themselves.
Last Thursday night the Tar Heel
office was open and unoccupied for
about half an hour and in that time
some sneak thief slipped into the of
fice and stole all the electric light
globes. The globes were of far less
importance than the fact that some
man living on the campus of the Uni
versity of North Carolina and posing
as a Carolina man, is though per
haps undetected, a thief.
Nor is this the only instance of
such happenings and from all parts
of the campus comes word of things
stolen. Expensive drawing sets and
books, suits of clothes, hats, and other
things have been left long enough
for such crooks to make away with
them.
This year the University cons
iderately placed locks on the doors
of all dormitory rooms and men who
have left their rooms for a little time
unlocked have learned the wisdom of
its action.
It is certainly a very unhappy
state of campus affairs when men of
Carolina are unable to trust each
other and when petty robberies have
mounted to such a number that we
must preforce think every other man
a thief.
The week begins that shall see the
Thanksgiving Day game with the Uni
versity of Virginia. The day that is
its climax is perhaps the most glori
ous of all days for the University
for then -even more than at Com
mencement men of other days come
back and feel again the wonder that
is Carolina.
The Great Day will find Chapel
Hill peopled with vast unusual
throngs. Colored ribbons will breeze
airily behind motors filled with the
supporters of either team. Alumni
with vast stomachs will gather to
gether with lanky classmates to yell
old forgotten yells and sing old dead
songs for. the team of the younger
generation. Young bloods of more
recent days will come in crowds
eager and more full of wonder at
changes round about than the oldest
graduate. Gayly dressed flappers and
gorgeously gowned matrons will bring
color that will go with the cocksure
ribbon of enthusiasts in making the
village and particularly the stadium
a place of color and gaiety. Speed
cops will relentlessly patrol the new
road to Durham. Old bottled in bond
red liquor will mingle with the less
aristocratic white Orange county
licker. Students will put on clean
shirts and gawdy ties. Everybody
will spend a great day and loser and
winner will have a great time.
On the morning of that day the
football team will be spirited away
from the maddening throng and stu
dents will get up early to mingle
with it. The morning will be filled
with many meetings and many dopes
at Archies. The day will reach its
supreme point when with stands full
and the first cheers boomed out of
lusty undergraduate throats a quiet
falls upon the place and out of the
silence the umpires whistle sounds
and the leather of shoe meets the
resonant leather of the football and
the game is begun.
STUDENT FORUM
BEALL WOODWARD
Death is never a lovely thing, yet
as the closing of a full life filled
with years of happiness and sorrows,
it is fitting', and almost beautiful.
.Youth and death aeem so very far
apart, so utterly opposed, that when
youth is stricken in death we are
more deeply touched at the cold
close of lif e. . i
. The death of Miss Beall Wood-
ITEMS OF INTEREST
The University rermon is to be de
livered Sunday by . Rev. Wm. Way,
Grace church, Charleston, S. C.
The Glee Club will give a concert
in Gerrard Hall Tuesday night.
The Mathematics Club will, meet
Tuesday night at 7:30, 206 Philips
Hall.
Dr. Chase is to speak at the open
ing exercises of the University Boule
vard at Durham, November 23.
A joint meeting of the Executive
and Committees was held
Tuesday afternoon in the president's
office. Among those present were:
Mr. W. M. Everett, Dr. Charles Lee
Smith, Dr. John W. Graham, Dr. R.
H. Lewis, Mr. Haywood Parker, Mr.
John Sprunt Hill and Col. J. Bryan
Grimes, Dr. W. C. Coker, President
Chase and Business Manager C. T.
Woolen.
As a, result of the conference of
the newly formed Schedule Commit
tee, November 15, it was decided to
hold the next meeting during the
second week in December. ' At this
time, the representatives of all Uni
versity and student organizations will
have their programs as fully devel
oped as possible, and they will come
prepared to vote on two questions.
Whether or not joint advertising
shall be adopted, and whether or not
final authority shall be vested in Mr,
Curry, President Chase's secretary,
that there shall not be conflicts in
the various activities.
A private enterprise that promises
to bring good returns is being t con
ducted by a first year man, W. F.
Winslow, who is putting out an ex
cellent cady product called "Frith's
Feanut Fritters." The home of the
"Fritter" is a large room above Es
sie's store, where Mr. Winslow un-
aided concocts the peanut mixture
that is rapidly becoming popular on
the campus. His equipment, valued
at $250, consists of a furnace for
cooking the syrup, a peanut roaster,
and a mixer and presser.
SATURDAY'S FOOTBALL
RESULTS.
There were few upsets in the
outcomes of Saturday's foot
ball games that held interest
to local followers of the game.
Yale's defeat of Harvard was
unexpected, since the Crimson
was better by comparative
scores. Trinity's tie of New
York University was an equally
great upset of the dope. The
New York team expected to win
by several touchdowns.
N. C. State won out from
Wake Forest, and thereby
clinched the state championship.
She was expected to win but
the Baptists put up a game fight,
a gamer fight than their recent
reverses indicated. Centre de
feated Washington and Lee,
Georgia ran through Alabama.
Carolina Freshmen lost to Vir
ginia Freshmen in a hard fought
game.
APOLOGIES TO PEPYS
DR. WRIGHT OF IE
DELIVERS FOUR ADDRESSES
Personal Work is the Subject Han
dled Many Students
Attend.
T
UP TO ITS STANDARD
Cover Unusually Good, Some Good
Drawings, Bat Lacks Origin
ality and Its Old Punch.
The Chapel Committee has recent
ly received a few letters from stu
dents containing suggestions for
future chapel programs. Many of
these suggestions are pregnant with
possibilities for better chapel exer
cises and the committee is acting on
them accordingly.
The daily chapel period is of great
significance to the student body; it
is the only place where the entire
student body may meet in common,
and learn the events of the campus
and of the outside world; and it pro
vides a refreshing respite from the
dull routine of morning classes. The
Chapel Committee is endeavoring to
provide a series of chapel exercises
that will be instructive, wholesome,
and entertaining to the students.
Above all their aim is to please the
students in order that they will rather
regard the chapel period as some
thing to be taken advantage of than
as something to be avoided.
Undoubtedly each student has
tucked away in that organ known in
higher medicine as the brain, some
original idea in respect to an inter
esting chapel program. It is a qual
ity of human nature to think you
know better how to conduct a thing
than the ones conducting it, and very
frequently this is true. Thus if you
have some original suggestions in the
way of chapel exercises, write to the
Chapel Committee, whether your plan
be a boxing bout, a ballet dance by
the co-eds, or . a recitation by Pro
fessor Koch of some live poem as
"The Face on the Bar-room Floor,"
or "Casey at the Bat." All sugges
tions will be carefully considered by
the Chapel Committee, for in them
lies the sentiment of the student
body.
Therefore if you have been squirm
ing in your chapel seat all year.
bored with the exercises, air your
grievances and offer up your sugges
tions. The more suggestions, the
more entertaining will be the daily
chapel program; the better the'chapel
The November Tar Baby is out
and on sale.
The issue lacks some of the color
and originality that have character
ized its better days, but has a very
delightful cover and scattered
throughout the number are some
pretty good spiels. Many of the
jokes are not worthy of the publica
tion, and many have signs of anti
quity marked all over them.
The issue is too much a reduplica
tion of Life, and lacks the originality
that a real readable joke publication
should have. It seems to be more
of a duplication of something bet
ter, more of a copy of the real stuff,
The Baby had better watch its step
or it will ruin itself with too much
duplication and too little originality.
The cover is unusually good. Some
of the cartoons are well sketched,
but there are not enough. As a
whole, this issue of the Tar Baby
falls below the standard established
by the Baby in the past. R. J. W.
Dr. H. B. Wright of Yale Uni
versity, under the auspices of the
Y. M C. A., delivered here last Sun
day snd Monday a series of four ad
dresses on the general subject of stu
dent volunteer and personal work,
On account of his wretched health
Dr. Wright was forbidden to speak
to a large congregation, and hence
was unable to deliver an address to
the student body as a whole, al
though there was quite a demand for
such an address in chapel. The four
addresses delivered were as foiiows
Sunday, 10 a. m., Dr. Bernari'i Bible-
Class at the Methodist Church; 4:30
p. m., Y. M. C. A.; 9 p. m., "Par-!
san" Moss' Bible Class at the Presby
terian church; Monday, 7:30 p. m.,
Y. M. C. A.
The substance of Dr. Wrigh;"s ad
dress at the Y. M. C. A. Sunday f i!
lows: Personal evangelism is to in
troduce men to a bigger and finer
life. , An individual can do no more.
The dynmi; power of God is alway.
at the service of the individual will.
It is up to you to decide your re
lation with God.
To "Parson1' Moss' group Dr.
Wright spoke on how to get friends
and how to keep them. "Every man
wants friends," he stated, "but nr-t
every man deserves them. To have
friends one must be a (rue friend.
He may win ihe confidence of men
in four ways: first, by unselfish gift:
second, by self revelation, showing
that you ars sincere; third, by bear
ing his bur lens; and fourth, by giv
ing the last full measure of life."
It is estimated that over 300 stu
dents heard Dr. Wright and greit
regret was expressed that he could
not remain on the Hill longer in or
der that others might avail themselves
of the opportunity of hearing him.
Up betimes to tune of poore Fresh
room mate hitting floor as naughty
sop did slam door on him. Mat
tress, springs, head and foote of bed
did weigh heavily on little white
scared Fresh, and did climb out in
shivvering cold to pick up the pieces.
Tried hard to study olde French
for Tommy J, III, but coulde not for
the laugh caused by up-turned bed.
Thence to Swine to partake of
grits, cold gravy, and ye olde colde
storage hen fruit. To Tommy J's
awful 8:30 classe de francais, but
he was wont to spare me, and I
pulled thru without fainting. Bull
session 'til chapel where did go and
hear one Eddie Greenlaw advertise
University Cafeteria in most unusual
manner. Had never seen the like in
Memmorial Halle before.
Felt bad and gratted Freddie Koch
to go to Archie's for tooth paste, and
while waiting beautiful young dame
of famous pedal beauty entered and
sat at table back of me. Had to
wait longer then, but was quite wil
ling as the afore said pedal attrac
tions did come into very great prom
inence as the two of them were
crossed, a famous brand of hosiery
advertised, and a-roll-your-own style
displayed. Did have to wait for
friend until she left.
Dinner ,a nap, thence to Emerson
Field where did see poor Fresh team
fall before awful crash of McGee's
grid men. Supper, and to Pick where
wicked lady did try to carry off poor
little country girl. To room for
poker, and thence to bed, feeling too
bad to study. Will grat Tommy J,
NEW BOOKS IN LIBRRAY
Davidson College Officially
Celebrates Armistice Day
; (N. C. C. P. A.)
Davidson, N. C, Nov. 12. David
son College officially celebrated
"Davidson College Day" in conjunc
tion with Armistice Day on Novem
ber 11th. Friday morning the exer
cises were held in Shearer Hall.
Mention was made of the history of
the past and plans for the future by
members of the faculty. Particular
emphasis was laid on the exploits of
Davidson men in the World War.
Dr. B. R. Lacy, D. D., remembered
as the famous "Fighting Parson" of
the 113th F. A. of the 30th Division,
in one of the most vital and vivid
speeches heard here recently de
nounced war and the preparation for
war. In the afternoon the Infantry
R. O. T. C. Battalion, gave an ex
hibition drill. Rivalry between the
four companies was keen. ' To
which, no doubt, was due the uni
form excellence of the exhibitions.
The judges finally, after much delib
eration, decided to award the Honor
Flag to Company "B", Capt. T. M.
Lowry commanding. As his sponsor
Captain Lowry selected Miss Helen!
Gibbs -of ' Davidson.' - - :
Cox, Guy H. & others! Field Meth
ods in Petroleum Geology.
Great Western Sugar Co. Meth
ods of Analysis and Laboratory Con
trol. .
Great Western Sugar Co. Tech
nology of Beet Sugar Manufacture
Hyde, Dorsey W. Workshops For
Assemblying Business .Facts.
Leith, Charles K. Economic As
pects of Geology.
Moore, Henry L. Economic
Cycles.
Pratt, Arthur D. Principles of
Combustion in The Steam Boiler
Furnace.
Preisigke, Friedrich Antikes Le
ben Nach Den Agyptischen Papyri.
Rand, McNally & Co. Commercial
Atlas of America.
Rand, McNally & Co. Commercial
Atlas of Foreign Countries.
Seignobos, Charles History of the
Roman People.
Smith, Evelyn Form-room Plays.
Smith, Munroe Militarism and
Statecraft.
Tappert, Katherine Viewpoints
in Biography.
Withington, Robert Arma Virum
que. .
CAROLINA WILL PLAY
FLORIBECEIER 3
Post-season Game Arranged to Be
Played in Jacksonville Marks
New Step.
The University of North Carolina
has accepted the invitation of the
University of Florida to play a post
season game at Jacksonville on De
cember 3.
The game between the two uni
versities should prove one of the
most interesting in the South, and
will probably be the only post-season
game of major importance to be play
ed this year.
For many years it has been an ac
cepted fact that the Southern foot
ball season closes before the weather
really gets cold enough to play real
football. Football in Its first few
years in this country was played al
most entirely in the north and at
Thanksgiving it was often snowing
in the bleak and drsary New Eng
land Hills. Thanksgiving was official
ly set for the closing date oi fu,it-ball.
Since that time Southern teams
have been developed and going north
to play Northern teams early in the
season, and never in the history of
football has a strong Northern team
invaded the South. In the opinion
of many, a longer schedule in the
South, or a later schedule would force
the universities and colleges of the
North to come South for games when
it is entirely too cold to play in New
England, or even in New York.
Numbers of football experts have
advocated the longer schedule for the
Southern teams, and several times
post-season games have been arrang
ed, but the movements have been
doomed to failure because of lack of
interest on the part of student bodies
and the football public.
The game wtih the Florida team
should prove the feasibility of play
ing several weeks after Thanksgiv
ing, or even making Christmas the
closing dat for Southern football.
Y. M. C. A. Adds Number
Facilities For Students.
PHARiCEIITICAL SOCIETI
HAS ELABORATE BANQUET
Club Enjoys Party in Cafeteria In
teresting Talks Relating to Phar
macy Features Gathering.
And It's Good Advice.
A married woman's advice to men
When In doubt, listen to your wife;
f not In doubt, listen to her, anyway."
The Y. M. C. A. has greatly added
to its accommodating facilities for
students by installing in the lobby
near the door of the reading room
an up-to-date, spink and span, marble-white
drinking fountain. The
first step in the equipment of the
"Y" for the accommodation of the
students was the creation of the
study room on the second floor known
as "The Retreat," and the equip
ment of this room with a writing
desk with Y. M. C. A. stationery
and envelopes; with a study table
and comfortable chairs.
The "Y" also announces that the
"Country Club" room and the "Cab
inet Council" room are open to stu
dents for study at any time. Next
in line of improvements comes the
newspaper stand in the reading room
which holds six of the state's big
papers. Then the drinking fountain
comes as a pleasant surprise to students.
Cigars
Sodas
Coke Cigar Store
The members of the William Simp
son Pharmaceutical Society held a
banquet on last Wednesday evening
in the University Cafeteria. A large
number of the members were pres
ent, and enjoyed the occasion.
Mr. J. E. Johnson, president of
the society, acted as toastmaster. He
related the history of the society and
stated the purpose of the banquet.
Dr. McNider gave a very interest
ing talk on pharmacy and the evolu
tion of the profession. He stated
that the time had come when the
drug store was -not a mere place in
one corner for pill-rolling, but that
it was a real scientific shop. And
that the druggist should be a man of
no mean ability. He further stated
that it was the privilege and duty
of the University men to act as a
nucleus for the perpetuation of the
higher standards in pharmacy.
Mr. Totten was called upon and
in response he gave some very help
ful information for the pharmacy stu
dent. Stating vividly the beginning
of pharmacy and the scientific basis
upon which the profession was found
ed, it being one of the oldest pro
fessions. - Professor Dobbins also made a
very expressive talk upon the liberty
and 'freedom of the University stu
dent. Messrs. Johnson,'' Hogahi 'Pugh,
Moore, and Harold, members of the
School of Pharmacy. "made very brief
talks.' " - " ' ' ." : I
Candies
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