THE TAR HEEL, TUESDAY, APRIL 4, 1922.
THE TAR HEEL
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Weekly Newspaper."
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Association
Published twice every week of the
college year, and is the official
organ of the Athletic Association
of the University ot JNortn Caro
lina, Chapel Hill, N. C. Subscrip
tion price, $2.00 local, and $2.50
Out of Town, for the College
Year.
Entered at the Postoffice, Chapel
Hill, N. C, as second-class matter. ;
Editorial and Business Office, Room J
No. 1, Y. M. C. A. Building.
work of the Extension Department.
But that we do naturally. We wel
come all you high school people.
Make yourself at home while here,
tread the. campus not as guests but
as a part of our student body, make
use of all that the students have. We
want you to enjoy yourselves thoroughly.
Luck and welcome to all of you!
COLLEGE JV1EN NO GOOD
SMS CAPTAIN HANSEN
Port Official Makes Plain Statement
In Reply to Student's Letter
Seeking Summer Job
Jonathan Daniels Editor-in-Chief
C. J. Parker, Jr.. .Assit)tant Editors
L. D. Summey. . . .
J. J. Wade Managing Editor
B. H. Barden.... Assignment Editor
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Vol. XXX April 4, 1922 No. 44
WAKE UP!
SPEftK HERE THURSDAY
Is Head of Great Road System North
Carolina is at Present Constructing
Mr. Charles M. Upham, State High
way Engineer,, who is at the head
of the great road system that North
Carolina is now constructing, will
deliver an address in 206 Phillips Hall
Thursday night, at 8:00 o'clock. Mr
Upham's talk will not be of a tech
nical nature, but will be along , the
line of his profession, and something
that will be of interest to all.
Mr. Upham is one of the foremost
civil engineers in the country today.
He was at the head of the State High
way Commission of Delaware when
the great DuPont Highway was built
across the state. This is one of the
greatest road systems in this coun
try. Mr. Upham will be the guest
of honor at a banquet given by the
C. E. students immediately after the
lecture.' All are invited to attend.
INDIVIDUALITY IN DRESS
By Pritchard Bright Co.
Elections for the president of the
Y. M. C. A. are to come off next
Monday. Men have already been
nominated for the office and others
may be nominated up until noon on
Wednesday. It is to be hoped that
some of the best men in college will
be put forward for this office. It
seems to us that the most unfortun
ate feature of the whole thing is the l
impenetrable indifference of the col
lege at large.
The office of Y. M. C. A. president
should be one of the most important
on the campus. In no other position
dees a man have as great an oppor
tunity for good and splendid service.
By virtue of his office he is the spir
itual leader of the campus and he
can make himself, if he is the man
who should occupy the job, a leader
of the campus in all things that are j
good and true.
The man for the office should not
be merely a conscientious Christian
and worker, but he must be a man of
vital personality and clear mind. He
must be a fine mankind a good fellow.
He must be able to throw a good line
of bull and get men to coming to the
Y to talk and seek in long winded
conversations after the eternal veri
ties. He must make the Y. M. C. A.
a place for all men of the University,
the heart of all life here.
Men who have been knocking the
association and its policies should see
that a man is elected who will give it
the things that are, to them, unhap
pily lacking in the present.
The faults of this year are neither
here nor there. The future more
completely interests us than the year
that is almost gone. Men of the Uni
versity shonuld realize that next week
they have to elect a man to one of
the most important offices in the
whole of Carolina. All of us should
see that men of the best type are
nominated for the position and we
should see if possible that the very
finest type of man in all lines is elect
ed to the office.
In every person of either sex there
is an instinctive perception of beau
ty and a longing for it.
Failure in achieving it lies in lack
ing appreciation of the intimate and
essential relation true taste bears to
Fashion; in assuming that beauty is
attained by imitation.
Personal clothing is a means of
expressing personality and the man
whose good taste is admired i3 the
man who ignores the vagaries of
kaleidoscopic fashion and chooses
those clothes that in simplicity and
good taste best becomes him.
Modifications of the figure require
careful attention to the end of avoid
ing anything that will accentuate un
desirable lines.
Perhaps the most understandable
rule for becoming clothing is this:
Do not imitate;, do not try to change
your type; make the most of it.
There are as many types of male
figures as there are types of men.
Whatever your figure problems may
be, the authoritative clothier has art
fully designed models that will give
you the ideal proportion for your
type, with that restful comfort that
makes grace of motion as natural as
breathing.
Find the perfect impression of your
natural good points in clothing that
"looks like you." Only the clothier
who combines attention and experi
ence can give you these essentials.
He shows only clothing whose true
artistry, fine workmanship and high
grade materials will give the service
which you have a right to expect.
Know a man by his clothier.
LUCK AND WELCOME
Each year the University enjoys
the privilege of entertaining debat
ers and athletes from high schools all
"TAKE IT FROM ME"
"Take it from Me," one of the
best musical comedies to be produced
in years will be the attraction at the
Academy of Music for a matinee and
night engagement on Saturday, April
8th.
Jos. M. Gaites is the producer of
"Take it From Me," Will B. John
stone is responsible for the book and
lyrics and Will R. Anderson com
posed the melodious score.
The cast which is the original in
cludes some of the most prominent
and reputable musical comedy lights
of the present day and are Alice
Hills, John Hennings, Marjorie Sweet
Charles Meakins, Edgar Gardiner,
Harry Burnham, Charles Welsh Hom-
"Regular nuisances" is the uncom
plimentary expression used by E. W.
Hansen, port captain of the Trosdal,
Plant Lafonta steam ship lines, in
characterizing most college students
who get jobs on ships to pay their
passage abroad.
This information was recently giv
en to a student at the University who
had filed with the company an ap
plication for a position during the
vacation. The letter follows:
New Orleans, March 28, 1922
Dear Sir:
Your letter of February 24th, ad
dressed to Mr. Fedoroff, has been re
ferred to the. Marine department for
attention.
The writer has personally had some
experience with college boys, and is
not in favor of taking any of them
in our ships. .
Frankly speaking, moL f them
are regular nuisances ar.d u most
cases of no earthly help on ship
board. . As a rule they only make
one trip and are out for a good
time. In foreign ports they absent
themselves from the vessel, often
without permission, for the purpose
of sight-seeing.
If a regular seaman absents him
self from the vessel without per
mission he is usually logged, that
is, a certain number of days' pay
is deducted from his wages at the
end of the voyage, according to the
circumstances, but such punishment
would have no effect on college stu
dents, as the salary is no object to
them.
Furthermore this port is overcrowd
ed with experienced seamen out of
employment.
Under the conditions we regret
to advise you that we cannot take
advantage of your offer.
Very truly yours,
Trosdal Plant & Lafonta,
(Signed) E. W. Hansen,
Port Captain
FOSTER'S EIGHT DAY
CLOCK NOW RUNNING
$23 Will Be Given to The Purchaser
Who Guesses When The
Clock Stops
Somebody may win $25 and fifty
tickets to the Savoy Theatre in Dur
ham are to be given away regardless
in Foister's clock contest.
Every purchase made in Foister's.
this week entitles the purchaser to
a free guess at the time the eight
day clock, now running in the win
dow, will stop. Should any purchas
er guess the exact time he or she
will be given $25. In case more than
one guess the exact time the $25
will be evenly divided. '
The nearest eighteen guessers will
be awarded free tickets to the Savoy
Theatre; the nearest to receive twen
ty tickets; second nearest ten, third
nearest five, and the next fifteen
nearest to receive one ticket each.
Don't fail to guess you may win
twenty-five sheckles!
8 FAMOUS VICTOR ARTISTS
Trinity Park Club Holds
An Interesting Meeting
A short meeting at the 'Y' Coun
ty Club Room, where a few talks
were made, and a real "feed" given
at Gooch's Cafe during which Dr.
E. W. Knight of the University, Pro
fessors A. C. Jordan, Jr., and J. L.
Murray of Trinity Park, Mayor Rob
inson of Chapel Hill, and Mr. J. O.
Woodall of Trinity Park spoke on
different subjects, succeeded in bring
ing together all former Park alumni
who organized some time ago into
the Greater Trinity Park Club.
ITEMS OF INTEREST
Professor N. W. Walker, director
of the summer school, attended a
meeting of the State High School
Text Book Commission in Raleigh
Saturday. Prof. Walker is chairman
of the Commission, the meeting was
called preparatory to revising the
Natural and Social Science text
books now in use by schools through
out the State.
Don't miss it!
A musical knockouWthat's the
8 Famous Victor artists at the Aca
demy of Music in Durham, Monday
evening, April 10th.
An attraction of the highest or
der, real artists, headliners of their
individual specialities these Victors
stars will give music lovers in this
section a program never before equal
led in the south.
Frank Banta, the "jazz-hound,"
Henry Bur and Albert Campbell,
leading Victor tenors; John Meyer,
baritone and Frank Coxton, basso, .
Monroe Silver, the "Cohen" monolo- j
gist; Billy Murray, one needs no in
troduction; Fred Van Eps, the kingi
of Banjoland with the Sterling Trio j
and the Peerless quartet thrown in
for good measure, you simply can't
beat 'em, and all in one evening in
Durham on April 10th.
J. T. CHRISTIAN PRESS
DURHAM, N. C.
Posters, Letterheads, Invitations
In Fact, Anything In-Printing.
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AT BOOK EXCHANGE
APRIL VICTOR RECORDS
SACRED SONGS AND CHORUSES
Messe Solennelle Crucifixus (Crucified to Save Us) Enrico Caruso
Hosanna! Marcel Journet
The Strife Is O'er,' the Battle Done : Trinity Quartet
Our Lord Is Risen From the Dead Trinity Quartet
God So Loved the World (from "The Crucifixion") Trinity Quartet
Christ the Lord is Risen Today. - Trinity Quartet
LULLABIES AND MEMORY SONGS
Cradle Song
If I Forget
Rock-a-Bye Baby
My Trundle Bed
Carolina Rolling Stone
There's Silver in Your Hair
Sophie Braslau
Ernestine Schumann-Heink
Merle Alcock
Merle Alcock
Charles Hart-Elliott Shaw
Charles Hart
UNIVERSITY
OF VIRGINIA
SUMMER QUARTER
First Term June 19-July 29
Second Term, . .July 31-September 2
Courses for Elementary Teachers
Courses for High School Teachers
Courses for College Credit
Coaching, Football, Basketball,
Track, Etc.
The Summer Quarter is an integral
Dart of the University Year, The
courses being the same in character ,
and credit value as in the other quar
ters of the year.
Degrees are conferred upon men and
women for summer work.
The Master's Degree may be obtain
ed in three Summer Quarters.
It offers opportunities unexcelled in
the South and makes a strong appeal
to teachers seeking broader scholar
ship and training and wider social
contracts, and to college students de
siring to complete degree require
ment. Attendance last Quarter, 2,429 from
29 states and foreign countries.
The most beautiful and unique cam
pus in America. Accommodations at
reasonable rates. Tuition for non
Virginia students, $15 per term.
Entertainments, Music Festival, Ex
cursions. For illustrated folder and
full announcement, write to
! CHAS. G. MAPHIS, Dean,
University, Virginia
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"We Lead Others Follow"
over North Carolina. This program er Arline and Helen Gardiner, Her
makes up what is known as High j bert Salinger, Henry W. Pemberton
school Week, and is conducted by ' and Yvonne Berkeley.
One of the special features of
the Extension Division of the Uni
versity. It is a great work, and
means much both to this institution
and the high schools.
But this is no study of the activi
ties and scope of this department.
Rather this is a word of welcome to
the high school visitors that will be
with us. We are glad to have them
with us, and while they are here we
will do all in our power to make their
stay here pleasant. We do not prom
ise the faculty to attend classes reg
ularly while the young bloods of the
state are Here pertorming in our
oratorical halls and on Emerson
field. We will instead do our part
in entertaining the guests.
Many of this delegation will be
here as students in years to come. If
their visit is enjoyable, and it cannot
be otherwise, perhaps that decision to
attend the University will result from
this week of high school activities.
Be that as it may, it behooves all the
University to show the visitors
round, give them an idea of Caro
' lint life, and do our share in this
'Take It From Me" i3 their some
what different chorus which is most
pleasing to the ear as well as to the
eye. .
Headquarters for Carolina Men.
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AT THE PARIS
"The Son of Wallingford" on,
Wednesday and Thursday. One of
the greatest pictures of the year.
"The Revenge of Tarzan" on Fri
day and Saturday. The greatest pic
ture of this great series.
Roaring comedies with both pro
grams, not to mention tne raris or
chestra and the Robert Morton Or
gan, both features within themselves.
His Awful Thought
Warren was. an only child, and
there being no boys In the neighbor
hood he was obliged to play with
girls, of whom there were a nunv
ber. One day he appealed to bis
father to move, saying: "Dad. If you
don't get me away from here and let
me piny with boys, I am afraid I'll
grow up to b retrular sis."
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LOVE SONGS AND SERENADES
Teresita Mia (My Teresita) Emilio De Gorgorza
Someone Worth While Edward Johnson
Tell Me, Daisy Reinald Werrenrath
Songs of Love Lucy Isabella Marsh-Royal Dadmun
Serenade Lambert Murphy and Orpheus Quartet
April Showers Charles Harrison
Leave Me With a Smile Charles Harrison
MELODIOUS INSTRUMENTAL NUMBERS
Eili, Eili (Violin) Mischa Elman
Nocturne (Borodin) Flonzaley Quartet
Arabian Melody (Melodie Araba) Violoncello Hans Kindler
Don Pasquale Overture Part I
Arturo Toscanini and La Scala Orchestra
Don Pasquale Overture Part II
Arturo Toscanini and La Scala Orchestra
Spring Song (Mendelssohn) Violin Ef rem Zimbalist
DANCE, COMEDY AND INSTRUMENTAL
I'm An Indian Fanny Brice
Oh, How I Hate That Fellow Nathan Fanny Brice
Hortense Medley Fox Trot All Star Trio and Their Orchestra
Never Mind Fox Trot All Star Trio and Their Orchestra
Wanna Fox Trot Club Royal Orchestra
She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not Medley Fox' Trot
Club Royal Orchestra
Cutie Medley Fc-x Trot Paul Whiteman and His Orchestra
Lonesome Hours Fox Trot Paul Whiteman and His Orchestra
Three O'clock in the Morning Waltz
Joseph C. Smith and His Orchestra
Lola Lo Fox Trot Joseph C. Smith and His Orchestra
Say, Persianna, Say Victor Arden-Phil Oh man
I've Got the Wonder Where He Went and When's He's Com in Back
Blues Victor Arden-Phil Ohman
Virginia Blue Fox Trot The Benson Orchestra of Chicago
Venetian Love Boat Fox Trot The Benson Orchestra of Chicago
MELODIOUS OPERATIC AND CONCERT
Variations on a Mozart Air "Ah! vous dirais-je maman?"
Amelita Galli-Curci
Ernani vedremo o veglio audace (I Will Prove, Audacious
Greybeard) Titta Ruffo
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