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I: THE TAR H EE January 9, 1923 3 t 1 1 iii -1, ii Page Two tl)t Cat lcel The Leading Southern College Semi Weekly NcwspaperJ'' Member ofH"lToonrPri Association Published twice every week of the oi lece year, and is the official organ othe Athletic Association of the diversity of North Carolina Chapel Hill N. C. Subscription price, $2 01 o 'al and $3.00 out of town, for the eol'ege year. Entered at the Pos -Office, Chapel HM, N. C, as seeond- " class matter. Business and editorial offices rooms 8 and 9, New West Building. Office, hours 2 to 6 p. m. daily, except Sat urday and Sunday. jj J. Wade Editor C. B. Colton Assistant Editors G. W. Lankford ... E. H. Hartsell Managing Editor G. Y. Kagsdale .... Assignment Editor REPOBTERS w r Duls J- E- Hawkins V n" Anile R. C. Maultsby usr US: H. R. Ft W. M. Saunders the standard of the Tar Heel will be improved a great deal. If you balieve Ug to be kidding ourselves, keep your eyes open and satisfy yourselves that such is not the case. ANNOUNCEMENT (Continued from page one) ways the poorest session for the Tar Heel, and this, year we firmly believe that the Tar Heel will be a better paper iv averv resnect. Subscribe to the Tar Heel, and have o r to reach you twice a week, Tuesdays and Fridays, with all the campus news, special articles, and ac counts of events of especial to the student. Save your copies, aim you will have a complete file for future reference of every event 01 " im portance that happens on the campus during the year. The Tar Heel, we promise, will be worth to you far more than the price of subscription. DORMITORY DISCUSSION By t T. P. Cheeseborough, Jr., Business Mgr. ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT B. II. Miller Staff J. II. Lineberger World Problems Presented by Sherwood Eddy to Be Basis of Weekly Program. CIRCULATION DEPARTMENT W C Perdue ... Circulation Mr.nagcr T ' I) ' Wells Ass 't Cir. Manager C." L.' Jones ...... Ass't Cir. Manager Staff 1 T, TT.llam B. F. Ferce R. h. Briggs r'. F.' Stainback The Business Manager will be at tho Tar Heel office, New West Building, every day from 3:30 to 5 p. m., except ing Saturdays and Sundays. You can purchase any article adver tised in The Tar Heel with perfect safety because everything it adver tises is guaranteed to be as repre sented. We will make good immedi ately if the advertiser does not. VoL XXXI. Jan. 9, 1923 No. 23 1923 The Tar Heel pays its respects to the students for the coming year, wishing for them the usual health, prosperity, and happiness, and a college year worth while and beneficial. It is customary, in such a gazette as this, to write a few lines in this column along about this time urging Carolina men to make the best of all their op portunities during the coming year, re-1 fer to their text-books religiously ana industriously, attend all classes (includ ing that darned 8:30) regularly and consistently, and thereby keep all the usual New Year resolutions, and sub sequently live happily ever after. The Tar Heel, for this memorable once, does not appeel to you this time to do any of these things, if you are satisfied to do otherwise. We only give you the kindly tip to use your heads, and if you are working for a degree, it's a good time of the year to get off that required stuff, and if you are real ly seeking an education, it's a very splendid idea to do a little work now and then in an effort to acquire just that. The point is, do just what you want to do. which is what you will do anyhow, but keep your conscience clear, so that later there will be no regrets. We hope you have a very successful year., We hope, in the same breath, that it will be a very enjoyable year. Happiness and success are usually kin dred in spirit, and that it may be for you is just such a new year's wish that we express for our readers. Plnns for world-problem discussion groups to be held every Wednesday .,;l,t at 10 n. in. in tne various tnries were started by the Y. M. C. A cabinet in its first meeting for the quar ter held last Saturday afternoon. The idea is to discuss mainly those problems which Sherwood Eddy presented here last spring. , The list of several hundred questions -1,5-1. were asked Mr. Eddy by the Carolina students in Memorial Hall at that time, and to which he gave his answers in brief, have been arranged and printed by the Y. M. C. A., and it tl,B intention of the cabinet to dis cuss these questions at the proposed j dormitory groups. The groups are to have student leaders, who, in turn, will be instructed in a leaders' class con ducted by Parson Moss of the Presby terian church. Other business brought np in the cabinet meeting included plans for a Blue Ridge campaign to be put on soon, in which an effort will be made to get at least 75 Carolina men to at tend the Southern' Students Conference nf the Y. M. C. A. next June. The cabinet also decided to turn the room on the third floor of the "Y" fc.,il,linr. which has been used as a pri ....... , vntf. aie-n riaiiitinc shop for the fall quarter, into a group study room, in which various groups of students could gather for study out loud. The room was used for that purpose last year. Could Not Qualify 'I can't stay long," said the chair man of the committee from the colored church. "I just come to see if yo' wouldn't join de mission band." Fo' de lan' sakes, honey," replied the old mammy, - don' come to mo. Ah can't cben play do mouf -organ." Lip pincott 's. The Prank Parmer Sally (tho farmer's wife) "There 's a letter from a London lady this morn- i,.,r. Timothy, as wants to take a liopen- air cure at this 'ere farm in the sum mer, and hasks if we 'ave a bathroom. What am I to say!" VnrmeT ' Write and tell her the truth at once, Sally. Say she'd better 'avo 'er bath the day before she comes ?ere "Selected. Wanted to Do It Eight Bishop Quayle sent the following note to the Board of Foreign Missions of the Methodist, chureh recently: "Am .retting along fairly well. The doc tors are trying to find out what is the matter with me. I hopo they will suv ,ceed, for I'd hate to get well of the wrong disease." Christian Register. The Trouble Father was annoyed. His expensive gold watch had failed him. It wonldn 't go at all. "1 can't think what's the matter, he complained. ' ' Maybe it needs clean ing." "Oh, no, daddy," objected four-year-na Henrv. " 'Cause baby and I had it in the bathroom washing it all day rtr,kv." The American Legion Weekly. L - -i - . - 1 1 '- - - ' ' T " '';!' ' '" ' ' ' " '' ' p i; , " I Followed Instructions The mistress came in to find the kit-j chen floor a gummy lake and the new cook calmly installed in a chair and reading a paper-backed novel. "Oh, Jane," she sobbed, "and I told 1 nnm Kftllpd you to notice wueu i j"" over." . "So I did, mum," reported the cook cheerfully. "It were a quarter past 11 just 40 minutes ago." American Legion Weekly. Preferred the Installment Plan Bell (protestingly) Don't do that! Jack Dearest, don't you crave affec tion? "Yes, but why treat me like a cafe teria and help yourself?" Pitt Pan ther. Perpetual Motion "What's the difference between a girl and a Victrola?" "Well, a Victrola runs down." Stanford Chaparral. LANDLORD WARREN EVICTS STUDENTS WHO DO NOT PAY (Continued From Page One) RETROSPECTION Believing that times have not changed and that you today appreciate that Quality and Dependable Service, as much as at any time in the past, we interpret the future as demanding the equal if not Better "University Laundry Service " The high quality which has characterized our service and won your approval, we trust will merit the con tinuation of your good will; this confi dence we prize more highly than any earthly possession, as we realize our responsibility to you. We ask that this be our greet ing for the New Year, at a time when we all feel that common bond of true fellowship that makes us all One Big Family. Laundry Department U. N. C. G. H. PAULSEN, Superintendent of their 'right to the room for the re mainder of the college year. Other instances of similar nature re sulted in free-for-all word battles in the treasurer's office, but the majority of these cases were smoothed over by t he good sportsmanship' of the new comers who in many cases agreed to take the same rooms they occupied last quarter if these were still available. But the real trouble came in when the rooms which they had occupied last quarter had also been turned over to some one else. Matters were greatly complicated, and many have not been settled yet. g a "a t a. ONE RESOLUTION During each of the three years that we have been connected, in various ca pacities, with this campus sheet, the fall ression has inevitably and invari ably been the bughefr of its existence. The Tar Heel goes through a strenuous penou. OI Oig'WUAawv" e ---a tied during the first three months of the year, and the result always is a poorer newspaper during this period than dur ing any other part of the college year. We are not trying to offer any apolo gies for the shortcomings of the Tar Heel during the session just ended. We realize that the paper feU down in many ways, often coming out late, often rath er poorly edited, and sometimes a very inadequate and poor newspaper in al most every respect. We realize this, ,,, are not trying to pull any alibis for i - .3 I A Trntrn this fact, other tnan saying wo uu many troubles, and we promise to do . j 1 ha rAnt of the vear.i a great ueai uoijirti - - - This is a resolution annually made by Tar Heel editors, aad during the three years of our varied connexion, this res olution has been kept. Last year tHe Tar Heel saw better days after the r!,rst.m as holiday period, and year be fore last the Tar Heel was hailed as a far more promising sheet in the win ter and spring than in the falL So it has been, and so it will always be. (Puture Tar Heel editors can take this tip.) So we are going to give the cam pus something closer resembling a real newspaper in the weeks to come, and SPARKLERS -from the JOKESMITH'S ANVIL Poor Way to Go to Church A hearse is a poor vehicle in which to ride to church why wait for it? Selected. Evidently She Wasn't One Woman Customer; "I want some California olives." Saucy Saleswoman: "I only wait cm prunes.'" Everybody V Magazine. Wonders of Surgery Jack: "Ma! Freddie's been hurt at football!" Fond Mamma: "Oh, dear, dear! What does the telegram say?" Jack: "Xosc broken. How shall 1 have it set Greek or Roman?" Lon don Mail. No llew-Fangled Notions For Him A little eliaii was offered a chance to spend a week in the country, but re fused. Coaxing, pleading, arguing, promising of untold wonders, alike hrmieht from him nothing but the stub born ultimatum: "No country for mel" "But why not?" someone asked mi-ally. "Because," ho responded, "tney have thrashin' machines down there, an' it's bad enough here where it's done bv hand." Interior. Reform in the Pirst Degree Flnbb Gimme a cigarette. pubb Why, I thought you told me you had quit. 'Well. I've reached the Urst stage. I've quit buying." Kansas Sour Owl. Why Not on the Public Square? prerv Let me try on that suit in the window, my good man. Clerk Sorry, sir, but you'll nave 10 use the dressing - room. Washington Cougar's Paw. Absence M?kes the Grade Grow Larger Absent-minded Professor Mr. Smith. I want you to answer this question Mr. Smith Professor, I 'm absent to day. "I beg your pardon, sir, the next man will answer the question." Geor gia Cracker. Reversal of Sentiment There once was a goofy young swain Regarded by girls with disdain, Till at football he played, Kicked a goal while fans prayed Xow he keeps 'em away with a cane. Chicago Phoenix. Association of Ideas Mother of Twins -You say that Mrs. B. called me a cat? Xurse (in charge of twins) Well, she looked at the babies and said. What dear litHe kittens! Lafayette Lyre. A Flapper Chair 2J. That's a vampy little chair you have there. '25 Wliaddaya meant 2-1 Bare legs, a low neck, and not much upholstery. Mass. Tech. Voo Doo. 1 g nkuft Pg TMs Y EMflna iter Fir Ita! It Happened in Boston "How was the burlesque show?" "Rotten." ' "As good as that?" Poston Bean pot. "Free Outside Exhibition" Oh, Lady Godiva Today would bo mobbed By eager spectators You see, 'twould be bobbed. Princeton Tiger. Sounds Good in January He Saw Minnie with her new bath ing suit under her arm. gieIs that the latest style? Stan ford Chapparal. m BEGINNING OUR TWENTIETH YEAR OF SERVICE TO CAROLINA, WE FEEL VERY GRATEFUL TO OUR PATRONS. WITHOUT THEIR SUP PORT GOOCH'S WOULDN'T BE AS IT WAS TERMED LAST YEAR: "It is more than an ordinary Cafe it is an institution and has become a vital part of University life." : : THIS YEAR WE HOPE TO GIVE YOU A BETTER QUALITY AND SERVICE THAN EVER BEFORE :: :: UPON THESE TWO WORDS OUR REPUTATION HAS BEEN BUILT AND UPON THEM WE EXPECT TO MAINTAIN IT I Quaiuy (iOOOEFS CAFE J I Some IS!! 1 1 Ask About Our Meal Tickets H 14 11 in ll , -, ry.fTsmXllJlJ55 f f
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