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THE TAR HEEL
April 20, 1923
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Council. He should be a good fellow,
a representative Carolina man, and a
gentleman: in short, a man the student
body will admire and respect, and be
proud to exhibit to anyone and say,
"Here, if you please, is the biggest man
in college, the president of our student
body'
Now find the man and put him in
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STUDENTS GOOD NEIGHBORS
To the Editor of the Tar Heel:
In one of your recent issues Pro
fessor Bernard had occasion to express
his appreciation of the prompt and ef
fective help rendered by our students
while his home was burning.
To his tribute I should like to add
mine. Already my wife and I have
tried to thank Mrs. Battle's board
ers for their part in extinguishing a
blaze that might easily have swept
away the place we hope to make our
home. What I want to say here is
that twice within a few weeks, in the
same' neighborhood, our students have
shown themselves the very finest kind
of neighbors when trouble is around.
Very truly yours,
JOHX M. BOOKER.
IN AGAIN
FIRST LAFAYETTE GAME
University Boys Defeated for the First
Time.
Tuesday was a cold wet day and
everybody felt like anything but base
ball. Nevertheless a fairly good crowd
was out to see Lafayette administer to
Carolina her first defeat of the season.
Carolina started out in tho lead, but
shiftless and careless playing soon gave
Lafayette the lead which they kept till
the end. The varsity was weakened
considerably by the absence of Wood-
ard and Belden, but that no excuse for
the "prep-school" ball game she put
up. Lafayette 19, N. C. 9.
SECOND LAFAYETTE GAME
Carolina Eedeems Herself
Carolina started the game with the
same carelessness, which characterized
Tuesday's game, but soon pulled to
gether and played her game till the fin
ish. In the absence of Geo. Stephens,
Coach Reynolds called the game at 1 :45
and umpired till Stephens arrived.
Score, L. 7; N. C. 9.
RESOLUTIONS OF RESPECT
Whereas, God in His all wise provi
dence has seen fit to take from us our
beloved follow member, E. A. White
head, the Philanthropic society realizes
that it has lost a faithful and valu
able member and deeply laments his
untimely death.
Resolved that we extend our sympa
thies to his bereaved family.
Resolved that as an indication of its
respect the Philanthropic hall be drap
ed in mourning until the end of the
present term.
Resolved that these resolutions be
copied on an open page in the annals
of our society.
JAMES D. PARKER,
E. L. ABBOTT,
MEDHAM E. WARD.
DIRECTORY
General Athletic Association
E. K. Graham, Pres.; R. S. Busbee,
Vice-Pres.; R. II. Sykes, Sec'y-Treas.
University Baseball Team
R. A. Winston, Capt.; R. II. Lewis,
Jr., Manager; J. A. Caldwell, Asst. Mgr.
Tennis Association
E. K. Graham, Pres.; R, H. Graves,
Vice-Pres.; , Sec'v-Treas.
Tell Sum to go to bed if you want
to fight.
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SUCCESS FOR OUR CO-EDS
As a result of the admittance of wo
men into the University we have the
pleasure of seeing one of our young
lady students appointed to a promineu
position. Miss Watkins has receive
an appointment as teacher of higher
mathematics in Peace Institute, Raleigh
Deer Jake: "
Iherebys anounce my kanidacy for t!on keIt Fiuch from unleashing his
Vol. XXXI. April 20, 1923
AN IMPORTANT ELECTION
presidant of the Karolina Studants.
Anibody what knows me kan say I iss
a god man. I am a progresses I iss so
progresive aint no cop ever kaught me
oust I got. the start on him. Jest to
show yu what kind of a man i iss. vu
K0, 48 kan tak a peep at my plattform what
shows yu what kind of a fella i iss.
Ferst, 1 iss a dry man. If I iss elec
tured i iss goin ter shipp ever prof an
ever co-ed what iss kaught wid the
breaf of wine, whiskie, kocn liker,
Before this piece appears in print a
vote of t.hA stilrinnt rinriv will nrnhatilv
have already been decided the centre- J"0 ko,a 01 ee 0,1 her . P
versy over who is eligible to hold what
deserves to be considered the highest
office a student can hold here. the
presidency of the student body. The
Tar Heel predicts that the students will
vote that a man to be eligible must
have been at the University at least
two and possibly three years, but that
he does not necessarily have to be reg-
Studants iss exempted from dis ruliu
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oecon, x iss a CKonoimst. if 1 iss
electur.ed i iss goin ter move dat ebery
man what has somethin to do wid
chargin ate dollers fer a Ester dance
iss hung by the kneek under the ole
well as a eckample ter profitteers.
Third, i iss in faver off a co-ed dorm
an off givin free tooisstion to all off
istered hi the College of. Liberal Arts, Mae SfM' dauB what. iss, bavin
thereby declaring professional students buties Aillt date a Sood Pin Jake
eligible, v We think that this is quite
light, and prefer the qualification that
ha must have been at the University
three years rather than two years.
It is somewhat surpising that there
have appeared so few candidates for an
election of such vital Importance. Our
advocation of a reform in the elections
system seems hardly necessary if the
affair is to be so tame as the early indi
cations would point. Last year this was
a decidedly hectic season, with four
candidates of marked ability openly
out and anxious for the job, and not
until the votes were counted was it
known who was the victorious man.
This year, certainly up to the hour this
is being written, very little has been
said or heard about the Important elec
tion, and nobody seems to care a great
deal who is crowned next year's campus
leader. Even the little controversy over
who is eligible has so far aroused but
little interest.
The eligibility decided, perhaps things
will begin to pick up and some more
promising candidates will be thrown in
the race, enough at least to make the
balloting interesting and to show that
the students really care who, is assigned
to the important post. Certainly there
are more than one or two men' here big
enough to at least be considered for
the place and voted upon. Certainly It
Is a position the filling of which should
be a most serious consideration on the
part of the Carolina student body. This
is an election in which the entire cam
pus should have tremendous interest.
The Tar Heel would urge every man
at Carolina to vote, and to vote consci
entiously and with a deep and serious
consideration of the office and the can
didate. The president of the student
body, as we see it, should be first of all
a leader, and a leader with exceptional
executive powers. He should be a clear,
cool and logical thinker, alert and able
to meet the most trying of situations.
He should be thoroughly acquainted
with the campus and the Institutions
and traditions of the campus, and it is
desirable that he know a large number
of students and is in turn well known
by a large number of students. He
should be an exemplar of the Honor
system, with a keen sense of honor and
a clear concept of the system we have
here. He shout be firm, but broad-minded,
and have good definite ideas con
cerning the functioning of the Student
Forth, i iss in faver off beatin State
Kollege and trinkity two fer good mes
ure.. Fith, i iss in faver off givin , gold
medelrs ter the men what rote dem
high skool gpeches. I iss also in faver
off givin a silk hatt her any judge what
staid wake and herd all dem speches
what dem bois an gurls made inn the
prelimminairies.
Siex, i iss a yanagan. yer kan aks
ham an eggs what a yanagan is iff yer
want ter. I iss also a demi-cravat
sumtime an sumtime i iss a publikan an
sinner.
Aint dat a good program .Jake huh?
Yer kan aks froniberger iff i ,iss a good
man or nott.
I aint marrid an ul make a such a
good presidant dat yer will all bee
prowd off, dat yerl want ter electure
me agin butt ile refuse yer lik Bryan
did whin dey wanted ter mak him
presidant, an den ycrl all bee sorry
lak yer wuz when the northernters got
our oisters like gov. Morrison says dey
did which was the same lik takin ate
dollows from a fello, but i dont like
oisters no how an kant ete em cept
when I shuts my eyes an I wunder how
the ferst man ever got up neerve ter
ete one iff it wuz a man but i bets it
wuz a womern cause a womcrn has got
lotts more nerve dan a man kause just
look, did yer ever here off a man mar
nen a man, nor sir, a man aint got
the neerve which i dont blame him for
kause i wouldnt marry a man an den i
sez a womern has got more neerve wich
is so too aint it Jake t
give my love to der wemin Jake. '
yers soberly,
Stetson n whittlewit.
powerrui drive because of their ten
dency to ling the earth. Both players
volleyed with precision, but Elgin pick
ed his holes a little better than Finch.
Finch's service had been expected to
be a sure point-winner, but he was de
cidedly off in this department, and
rarely put his terrific first ball in.
Perhaps the best singles match of
the week was the semi-finals match be
tween Oak Ridge and Goldsboro. In
this match Oak Ridge took the middle
set.
The doubles championship of the
state was won by Charlotte in a five-
set match from Oak Ridge. The play
ing in this match was all first-class. I
Both teams played aggressive games.
Oak Ridge especially taking the net
at every opportunity. This was certain
ly the best doubles tennis of the ton
nament. Score, 6-0, 4-6, 6-3, 4 6, 7-5.
Divers are recovering about $150,000
worth of copper lost by the government
in when a tug on which it was
loaded was crushed in collision with
the steamship Buford, between Gover
nor's Island and Ellis Island, New York
harbor. The copper was found recent
ly through a new electrical sounding
device after the government had search
ed for it for two years. It lies in 90
feet of water.
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Goldsboro Wins
Tennis Tournament
Goldsboro, represented by Duncan
Elgin, won the eighth annual inter-
scholastic tennis tournament : Tuesday
from A. C. C, represented by William
Finch.
A small crowd witnessed the state
championship match which proved to be
less hotly contested than anyone had
expected. Elgin won his match in threo
straight sets 6-2, 6-4, 6-2.
From the start the advantage lay
with Elgin. His sizzling chops, which
he placed accurately from any posi-
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BE EXTENDED THROUGH
BATTLE PARK SOON
At its last meeting the Uuivorsitv
Building Committee appropriated mon
ey from the University Building Fund
to build a road through Battle Park to
the Carolina Country Club.
The proposed road, on which work
has already been begun, will be a con
tinuation of Cameron avenue, throuirh
Battle Park, and will join the Ealeigh
road where it crosses the present path
way to tne uountrv Club.
The Carolina Country Club is verv
nearly completed now, and will bo open
ed soon.
HOBBS TO BE ON THE
FARM LOAN COMMISSION
8. H. Hobbs, associate professor of
rural sociology in the University, will
represent the University next week on
the State Farm and Loan Commission
created by the last Legislature. ' The
commission will make a week's trip to
Wilmington, Chatham, Elizabeth City,
and Beaufort county studying farm col
onization schemes worked out privately
in North Carolina. The commission is
planning to take sometime later an ex
tensive trip in the West, visiting Okla
homa, South Dakota, Utah, and Cali
fornia. It will report to the next Leg
islature on the best method of giving
state aid to home and farm ownership.
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