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THE TAR HEEL
Friday, September 28, 1923
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Weekly Newspaper"
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Published twice every week of the col
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ter at the Post Office, Chapel Hill,
N. C. '
, C. E. Co! ton Editor
Augustus Bradley. Jr. : Bus. Mgr.
W. M. Samplers Assistant Editor
F. M. Davis, Jr. Assistant Editor
J. M. Saunders Managing Editor
E. I). Apple ... Assignment Editor
REPORTERS
II. R. Fuller
J. E. Hawkins
W. T. Rowland
Geo. Stephens, Jr.
J. M. Rob .-its
H, N. Parker
M. M. Young
J. O. Bailey
G. A. Cardwell, Jr
R. W. Linker
S. E. Vest
W. B. Pipkin
W. S. Mclver
M. P. Wilson
W. D. Maddry
A. It. Poston
E. S. Barr
L. A. Crowell
C. .L. PIaney
You ,can purchase any article adver
tised in The Tar Heel with perfect
safety because everything it adver
tises is guaranteed to be as repre
sented. We will make good imme
diately if the advertiser does not.
Vol. XXXII. Sept. 28, 1923 No. 3.
KING FOOTBALL MOUNTS THE
THRONE
On the eve of the opening football
contest of the season, books, student
activities, dances, post office condi
tions, and other channels of thought
peculiar to the college man are rele
gated swiftly to the background in
favor of the unanimous question
What will the team show tomorrow?
Carolina students rarely unite solid
ly on any one campus question, but
when eleven of their brawniest take
the field against a worthy foe, they
are indissolubly linked together and
all will back the affirmative side of
the querey: Resolved that Carolina
should win.
""""'"The football squad has completed
several weeks of rugged training and
are well-primed for the initial game
which will largely be an experimental
contest. Much advance dope has been
circulated concerning the strength of
Coach Fetzers squad, but before-the
game statistics are never reliable.
Big, ugly holes were left in the team
with the loss of Johnston. Pritchard.
Morris, McGee and Merrit, the batter
ing rai, and the new material, while
appearing strong in practice, has not
yet gone through the testing fire of
an actual game.
Coach Bill Fetzer. like President
Coolidge, realizes the safe policy of
strict silence and adheres to it.. The
combined sentiment of those who pro
fess to know, however, gives Caro
lina a strong line, a backfield of un
known calibre with doubtful reserve
power. They are meeting a team
whose strength is also unknown, but
whisperings from Wake Forest as
sure us that a better machine will
take the field than that which was
overwhelmed last fall by Carolina
bone and sinew.
.Unless the Baptists reveal amazing
power, a representative Carolina team
should defeat them. We are a much
larger institution, produce more ma
terial to pick from, and enjoy a more
successful gridiron past The dope is
on our side. In the meanwhile, a big,
powerful bull dog waits hungrily in
his spacious lair at New Haven for
his first meal. - , i
alism their life work, if the proper
inducements and training were offer
ed them, and it is truly pitiful that
they are not given the opportunity
they desire. It is not only a serious
handicap to them but also to the
state, for North Carolina has a cry
ing need for thoroughly trained news
paper men.
In the past, the classes in journal
ism have been well attended, although
the work was neither broad in scope
or carefu!iy systematized. The De
partment cf English was considering
newspaper work last year and intend
ed to give certificates, but these plans
did not materialize. Perhaps an hon
est eJTort was made to strengthen
the journalism department and no
capable men cou'd be secured in time
to conduct classes this fall. The fact
remains, however, that the citadel of
eduratian in the state provides no
stepping stones for embryo-journalists.
There is a glowing chance for some
energetic, experienced newspaper
man to bui'd up a strong school of
journalism here. The class room work
could be collaborated with the student
publications and practical instruction
could be given in the mechanical side
of editing a newspaper now that
Chapel Hill boasts of a live printing
oflice. Such a school wou!d not lack
for earnest supporters.
of 5 cents per hour or fraction thereof
without limit. The date on the pock
et or flyleaf of book is sufficient no
tice when the book is due.
Postal card notices are sent to bor
rowers in regard to books overdue
as a reminder, but failure to receive
the notice is not considered a valid
excuse for not paying the fine.
Any book or magazine that has
been lost or defaced must ba replaced
by the borrower at the cost of the
book or magazine plus a replacement
fee or $1. At tha discretion of the
Librarian any book 4 weeks overdue
may ba considered lost.
L. R. Wilson,
Librarian
The Wilderness
Ey J. Osf Taihy
Student's Column
WHY NO COURSES IN JOUR
NALISM?; ' ' ' '
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Last Week twenty-five students reg
istered for English 27, the first of a
series of courses in journalism, only
to be informed a few days later,' than
no such courses were being offered
this year. These men, genuinely in
terested in newspaper work,, ex
pressed surprise and disappointment
that a valuable course listed in the
schedule should be vetoed with , no
previous - announcement It caused
them considerable' trouble in' rear
ranging therr,,Tscbedules. but more un
fortunate, " deprived them of an op
pdrtunity to ground themselves in a
highly important phase of modern ed
ucation. the University is the foremost
training ground in the state for all
walks of life, and offers a generous
scope of 'courses from rural econo
mics to Einstein's theory of relativi
ty, but neglects to furnish instruction
in the most powerful influence on
American thought and ideals, the
Press. There are many young men
in the University eager. to, make jour-
This column will be open to all stu
dents for expression on any subject
cf timely interest. The editors re
serve the right of rejecting unsigned
articles. Editor.
Now that the Publications Union is
an actuality there should bo a co-or
dinate feelingr among the student
body of good will towards the Un
ion. Good will implies saveral
things: supporting your publication,
going out for the various staffs, re
lying upon the judgment of the
Publications Union Board, and all join
ing forces to make the Union a suc
cess on the campus.
There is still another way of help
ing out: making a special effort to
deal with the concerns which adver
tise fairly and consistently in the
three student publications. By do
ing this you will not only be lending
your support to the publications, but
you will also increase the space value
of the advertisements in the three
publications appreciably. -
The needs and wants of 2200 stu
dents cover a large territory, so pat
ronize the advertisements in : the
three publications as much as pos
sible, and help to make the Publica
tion Union a permanent institution
at Carolina. ABRAM WEIL
A freshman was heard to remark,
after having been for two whole days
an inmate of Carolina: "Going to
college isn't so bad after all. The
worst thing I've found in my college
rnrecr has bsen punctuation."
We welcome back to the campus,
His Majesty, the Hayshaker.
The modern system of barbering
makes it hard for any individuality
to bs expressed even in the coun
tenance of man. What is the use of
Celling them anything the poor dumb
chaps have at bast not more than
three styles in haircuts, in stock.
And it is for the trimmed and
gi-ecsed effect that mere man is vic
tim to, that our women-folks are day
by day surrendering their luxuriant
tresses. Eh bien, Ca va le
monde! Or, as a real Frenchman
would say it, "Such is life in a baeg
ceety."
So monotonous is the trend in face
frames that, well-oiled as they may
affect, even a bald citadel tipped with
a wart would strike us as a pleasant
diversion.
what discouraging task of filling your
collium. I fear that you have worked
Leedle Damit too much, so how in the
name of my cat, H-ll fire, can you
expect him to keep up his usual duty
of filling your collium with dog news?
If you intend going into dog jour
nalism, why, dog-gone you, go and
take Leedle Damit along with you.
There are enough dogs in Chapel Hill
to supply every inmate of this insti
tution (including the Co-eds) with hot
dogs once a week and then have one
left over to help Mr. Weaver with the
Chapel singing.
. Yes, sir, we think it would pay you
to go into dog-journalism, but for the
luv of Pete and Mike get a few more
dogs, to help you and Leedle Damit
with the editorial work.
Wishing you lots of success in your
dog-gone undertaking, (Tee Hee!)
we are,
Yours for success,
Me and my Cat, H-ll fire.
P. S. My cat's middel name is Toi:i.
Me."
Seeing as how an old friend. Lee
dle D., has tired of our company anil
appears in our sanctum quite infre
quently, we shall speak little of him.
hereafter.
But be ye not disappointed at :he
loss of an old friend a new one has
come. From now on, week by weak,
LIBRARY NOTICE
The attention of students is called
to the following Library Rules that
appear on page 61 of the Catalog.
Fines for books kept over 14 days
(including the day of issue) will be
imposed at the rate of 5 cents a day.
Reserved books must not be taken
from the Library until 8:30 P. M. and
must be returned by 10:00 A. M. the
following morning. After that hour
they are subject to a fine at the rate
The wind blows East
The wind blows West,
But where my honey is
The wind blows bast.
The sky has clouds
That mask the blue,
But where my honey is
The sun shines thru'.
My heart has moods, -it . & :
My heart beats blue,
But where my honey is .
My heart beats true.
My heart aches West,
My heart aches East,
But where my honey is
My heart aches least.
Once in a great while, our patient
waiting at Uncle Sam's P. O. is re
warded, the other day in a peculiar
fashion:
"Dear Mr. Man of the Wilderness:
I have noticed with particular pains
(not rheumatic) your hard and some-
PARIS
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Durham, N. C.
ice Students
When in Durham drop
into the 'Paris; you are
assured of the cream
of motion pictures.
YOU ARE
ALWAYS WELCOME
we shall interest ourselves in detail
ing the exploits of a new acquain
tance of ours, The Hen-What-Duz.
She is a most industrious creature.
Why would an humble hen do,
She'd do because she ken do.
And what would hungry men do,
Without the egg the hen do?
The merchant marine was a popu
lar means whereby University stu
dents earned their way during the
summer months.
The latest arrivals at the University
who traveled abroad during the sum-
Daman-
"!Vy. tlorc! 'Aren't you a friend
or' n)iiicrM
Pythias :
"! oort Mn'y nm. I'd do anything
in tl.i- wuiid for you. Yes, H-
ilmiy:"
Dumott
"All rinlit prove it ! (live me bwk
that Eldorado pencil you borrowed
last night."
"ihe master drawing pmci!"
1 7 Xcoit all itaUtt
mer while in the merchant sea ser
vice for Uncle Sam are C. B. Bishop,
of Durham, and J. L. Matthews, of '
board, the latter a Freshman. Bishop
attended the University the year be
fore last. He spent several weeks
abroad this summer, while Matthews
was assistant cook and later chief
steward on the ship "Dallas." He
spent a couple of months in" Germany,
Norway, Sweden and Denmark.
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"HUNDREDS of tannic are rCT
dropping in to try the new
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barrel that holds nearly twice
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