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THE TAR HEEL
Tuesday, October -2, 1923
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Vol. XXXIII. Oct. 2, 1923 No.4
The referee did a lot of wa'king
last Saturday, but unfortunately not
in Carolina's direction.
Ccu'dn't a town law be passed to
keep ?! - H.npel Ki'.l bw wows in
some safe p'ace on Saturday after
noons? We are proud of our dogs
they are the most intellectual set of
csisiiics in the sfate, but Emerson
Ficid s!:o::'d not ba their recreation
ground while the pigskin is soaring.
The volley cf sportsman-like cheers
lot Ico3? by bath sections was a real
treat. Ths Wake Forest rooters were
go d losers and were more than
willing to give credit where credit
was dus.
heavily used than the Y. M. C. A.
and it makes. more evident the need
for a really adequate student center.
Every student will be reached in
the present campaign, and will be
given an opportunity to give. If
each one will contribute two dollars,
the "Y" will reach its goal with a
crash, but by all the laws of econo
mics, this can not possibly happen,
for there is that ever present ele
ment that dodges the issue, pledges
all manner of hard luck tales, hedges,
makes generous promises, but fails
to come through with the needed
dollars. When a representative ap
proaches you, do not hide in the
closet; give him what you can. The
money will not be thrown away, and
your conscience will be considerably
eased.
This column will bs open to all stu
dents for expression on any subject
of timely interest. The editors re
serve the right of rejecting unsigned
articles. Editor.
Ths Wilderness
Ty J. Osier Toi.ji
The mild recreation of swimming
received a gentle jolt from one of our
neighbor parsons a few days ago. It
seems that several of his lady parish
ioners wished to take diving lessons,
per se, in a local swimming pool. The
sky pilot deemed the occasion ill
chosen, as several husky men were
at the time indulging in something
like the Andalusian Crawl.
But the mer-ladies entered inno
cently and without trepidation!
Nothing happened, of course, until
the following Sunday, when they
were ousted from the House of God.
Holy Smoke, Man, can you not
find innocent pleasure in the com
radeship of man and woman, whether
they be sitting together in one of
your pews, or swimming for rivalry
in Hobby's Ford?
Of course there's something to what
you say, men and women should not
sit together in church pews, any
more than lady fishes should b3 al-
Editor Tar Heel:
Right at present the Football
schedule is an obiect of much discus
sion. I wish to join the ranks of the lowed to swim 5n the same Po1 as
critics and ask the manager of the j gentlemen fishes. It is very dan
team a question. "Why is it that we 1 erous-
do not have more games on Emerson j
Field?" j Overheard on the campus: "Ves,
When the team is not given sup-I they's two nice girls in Durham all
port by the students they are severe- 1 the rest dip snuff!"
ly criticised by the managers and told ' Limitations.
that they do nor, appreciate a good j Ch, who can brush a sunset into can-
team enough to work for it. That is vas,
not all the criticism the students re- Or dip a pen into the azure air ?
ceive either. A severe cussinir from I Ch. who can taks thp varHipss cf tha
;he manager is usually given the stu- j ocean
dents when they do not give their I And into marble chip its wonder
fullest support, yet the managers al- ! . bare ?
ways place the small end of the i
schedule on Emerson Field. "Should ' And yet the glory of the sun at set
they expect the fullest support of the ' ting's
:udent when they know that they But a dying shaft of light on rag
ire not giing tne students but a! ged fog!
neasly 22 per cent of the games on i And all the depth of all the seven !
me scneauie.'" Again, "fchouid they ; oceans
expect as large crowds to assemble i Can hide but biinder eels within
Faculty Music Recital. Mr. Theo
dore Fitch, teacher of voice and
piano, will sing and play. Mr. Fred
jrick Hard, teacher of violin and di
rector of the University Orchestra,
will play two groups of violin solos.
Mr. L. R. Sides, teacher of band
music and director of the Band, will
play a group of solos on the cornet
and the baritone horn. Mr. Weaver
will act as accompanist.
Y. M. C. A. Conducts
Rural Work Service
One department of the Y. M. C. A
that quietly carries on its work un
noticed by most of the students is
the rural work department.. Around
Chapel Hill is a large rural section
in which students can do a real ser
vice and at the same time get train
ing in practical Christian work.
There are many kinds of work which
:an and have been done, but thru
ack of student support the work is
t present almost entirely confined
to the conducting of Sunday schools
'n communities where there would
ithetwise be no religious services.
It is hoped, however, that this work
may be greatly enlarged this year.
Deputation teams of singers and of
speakers will conduct concentrated
week-end campaigns, such as they
have travelled half-way across the
State to conduct. Social life may be
stressed, with the Y. M. C. A. putting
an at least one general "get togeth
er gathering, if not other local pic
nics and socials. With proper stu
dent support, the Y. M. C. A. can
render a distinct service to these
outlying districts.
CAROLINA REPRESENTED
IN MANY CONFERENCES
Piease Mr. Woollen, let the V. M
I. game ba played here. We onlv
have one more game left, and Rich
mond is too far to hobo safe'y. You
wou on t lose monpy either. Honsst
you wouldn't.
The spindle-shanked, shabby, bent
over prolessor of the cartoons and
movie screen is giving way gradually
to the clapper, well groomed Prof.
with the niffy suit, flashy tie, genial
smile, and high powered car. If an
academic salary fiils to furnish the
comforts of lif, a we!! written text
book will.
THE 'V EXTENDS AN ITCHING
. PALM.
The Y. ?J. C. A. h laun-hing its
annua) campaign for funds this week
with characteristic optimism and de-
term 'nj-tion. The 'budget caiis for
ten . to twelve thousand dollars, al
most li;.:r cf which must come from
the ftiubiils. Secretary Comer and
his assistants will have to ?. through
with iho usual procedure of ir, s nt
inu staJ ."stirs, describing the work and
purpose cf the "Y", rounder llp
willing men to help canvass. .;nd urc
insr indifferent students to ad - with
their dollars. It is trying v.rk I-,t
essential for (he upkeep of the large
F.uam me x m fostering 'this
'year.
Of all the organizations on the
campus, the Y. M. C. A. renders the
greatest service to the studant body
with scant appreciation and plenty of
sarcastic comments. If a student is
financially ha-d pressed, the "Y" will
End him a job; if a lonely freshman
needs advice and sympathy, the "Y"'
mewbars will !fnd him comfort and
cheer; if valuable articles are lost,
the "Y" v. ill attempt to find them;
and if E1, organization "d wires a
room for a meeting, the "Y" wi'l
g'ady furnish it. It is fhP h.-un r
the crowds of biwildared freshmen j
"..- "isy arrive in Chapel Hi t for
t.ie first time, it publishes the fr-sh-flan
h'-K ths students' direc-o-y,
promotes i.'.e Carolina smoke-,
provide emmnnt lecturers, and as
Bumw lhe ieC(i;!.Kil;J a Btiuifl,atinilI
"",uus -e, nsit on'y on th
i-'u.s out a.f;o in i
tracts.
patience and
tokes to conduct
... :t . i .
vim a inr.il!
to work w:(h.
here for a game when the outcome is
almost an assured victory far Caro-
ina, as when the outcome is in doubt
until the final whistle?" What do
you think would be the difference in
a crowd for the V. M. I. game and
one for the Davidson game if either
or both were to be played here?
I dare say that if as strong teams
were scheduled for Emerson Field as
away that the crowds would increas.
to such proportions that we could af
ford to have at least 75 per cent of
the garner here instead -of only 22
per cent.
The University of Pennsylvania is
playing 100 per cent of their games
on the home field this year, while the
university of North Carolina is play
. . ) or, , t-i -1
i; mny .. per cent, wnat a con
trast! '
GEORGE R. IVEY, '26
ORCHESTRA PRACTICE
The first practice of the Univer
sity Orchestra was held last Wednss
ay evening at 7:15. About fifteen
men reported for practice. Though
reat interest was shown bv those
eporting it is urged that more men
ome out. Under tho
-n- "un Vi
Mr. Frederick Hard the organization
is expecting a most successful year.
Any man joining the Orchestra will
be sure to profit by his experience.
Regular practice will be held everv
ronday and Wednesday evening at
7:15, in Room 8, New West.
larger bog!
Both sun and sea are made of rock
and water,
While human hearts are tenderness
at flood!
Ch, who can dip a pen into the' spirit?
Uh, who can paint with colors
made cf blood?
A gawky-looking bird fluttered into
:he Cafeteria the other night and
rot lost. Ee went over to a table
and sat down, expectantly; nothing
Happened, finally he stood ud and
ooked around for several seconds.
. . . '
tor a waiter, we suppose, during
unicn time we overheard the follow
ing remarxs: "Looks like ha don't
know what it's all about, don't hs?"
"Yeah! He's a freshman. or
a Professor."
3 there an innuendo
That my good lady hen do
At moulting make her sken do
What pantaloons for men do?
J. Osier Bailey, of Raleigh, editor
of the Wilderness column, was . ini
tiated into Sigma Upsilon, national
literary fraternity, Sunday night.
ttuzic Programs for
Sunday Afternoons
The first of a series of free Sun-
ay afternoon concerts will be given
m the afternoon of October 7 at 4-30
in memorial Hall. Old students will
emember that the Music Department
holds these concerts on the first Sun
day of each month. This plan met
with favorable reception in the past
iour years and . will bs continued
throughout the year.
The first program given in Memor
ial Hall will be in the nature of a
The Y. M. C. A. is connected with
other conferences and conventions
than Blue Ridge. The biggest of
these is the Quadrennial Student Mis
sionary Convention which will con
ens in Indianapolis during the
Chiistmas holidays. This conven
tion which meets only once m a c.d-
lege generation, is the biggest
student gathering in the world." It
is a convention to which men have
travelled half around the world to
" miiiuies or to listen.
At the last convention in Des
Moines, there were six thousand stu
dents and professors representing
949 institutions of higher learning in
Canada and the United States. 4r.n
J
loieign students representing thirty
nine countries, and missionaries and
lUission board secretaries of nil th
a . .v.comm icng-ious Domes in
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'g is a disgrace to the University,
yet it is struggling to serve as a ren
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No building on the campus is more
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EDUCATIONAL ENTERTAINING INSTRUCTIVE
Greatest Exhibition of Catt'e, Swine, Sheep and Poultry Ever
Seen in the State
More Club Boys and Girls and Vocational Students WP1 Partici
pate in Demonstration Work than EVER BEFORE. Big Exhibits
of Fruits, Vegetables, Flowers, Dairy Products, Honey, Culinary
Home Economics, House Furnishings, and Clothing.
WONDERFUL FINE ART SHOW
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5 TiJTn' C urhi in PeratSoR Wing Pottery Exhibit
20-Tcn 10- nch Government Gun Furniture Factory Exhibits
Latt War Rad o Broadcasting and Receiving Station
v -tate I'hotographeis'i Association Exhibit
The ery Best Carnival Company for Entertainment Row
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America. Carolina has formerly
been well represented at these Con
ventions, and should be next Christ
mas.
Another big convention to which
Carolina will now be expected to send
alegates, is the National Y. M. C.
A. Convention which meets every
three yvars. The University "Y"
as not an "orthodox" associatior
until the convention which met last
year at Atlantic City. At that con
vention the requirements were chang
ed and Carolina now has a charter.
Carolina is always represented at
he State Y. M. C. A. convention, and
.he convention of the North Carolina
student Volunteer Movement for For
ign Missions, and at other conven-
ios held from time to time.
groups will be formed in all dormi
tories this quarter. These groups
will meet once a week, probably us
ing as the basis of their discussion a
'.ittle booklet on the Bible and cam
pus problems which was used very
successfully last June at Blue Ridge.
It is hoped to start these groups as
soon as the financial campaign is
completed. The groups will be con
lucted by students, who will not at
tempt to give any lectures, but will
simply lead the discussion, encour
aging all the members to take Dart.
A.n attempt will be made to apply
:lie Bible to campus problems, to Dut
Biblical principles into every-dav life.
All students are invited to participate
in these study groups.
Y. M. C. A. TO CONDUCT
BIBLE STUDY CLASSES
Since the University can have no
courses on the Bible in its curricu
um, the burden of supplying that de
ficiency rests upon the Y. M. C. A.
voluntary study and discussion
Lady Luck is frowning on the team..
With Merntt and Sparrow lost for a
long time to come, all Coach Bill now
lacks is to have his whole team killed
in a railway accident while traveling
to New Haven. This is not an alibi,
either.
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