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Thv. ..-it HEEL
Tuesday, Oct. 23,
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REPORTERS
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You can purchase any article adver
tised in The. Tar Heel with perfect
safety because everything it adver
tises is guaranteed to be as repre
sented. We will make good imme
diately fi the advertiser -does not.
"It"s a long time between Sunday
aCte. n, on concerts," said Professor
Weaver to his first lieutenant as he
stroked a Camel.
It still remains a mystery why the
sororities insist on being called fra
ternities. Perhaps they apply the same
in thtir meetings: Brother Mary,
read the minutes.
honor pledge the jokesters have their
laugh, and the freshman joins the
immortal ranks of the Cedar Birds
and Barnum's 'One Every Minute
Collection.' -.f . , ,
The whole thing is uproarously
funny and at the same time pathetic.
Pathetic for the reason that boys of
immature minds find an easy en
trance into an instution where im
maturity is a severe handicap. The
gap between a country high school
and the University is a wide one, and
is too easily bridged.
What hope is there for a freshman
who thinks that Pocahontas founded
the University or when asked his
preference of fraternities, states
quite modestly that the Dicks and the
Fi Beta Kappies are the idols of his
dreams? If he is so easily duped by
thin sophomorie gnUe, if he hasn't
seventh grade knowledge of History,
Spelling and Grammar, how will he
ever .obtain his degree? He is far
better off in the corn field following a
mule. This same freshman showed
one gleam of intelligence, however,
that gives him a faint chance. In
answering the puzzling question i
What ., is the process of
securing a book from the Library ?-i-he
stated; "Write the name of the
auther and book on a slip of paper
and give it to the Liberarian and
maybe she will get you the book."
This reveals a sense of humor and
power of observation that almost
makes up for his gullibility and ig
norance.
At least twenty "five freshmen of
his type have been catalogued in the
same fashion and have shown a like
unfitness for college. The fault lies
perhaps with their training
training or possibly with the entrance
equirements of the University which
jpens the gates to them; but they
soon depart with a confused idea of
educational value and college life.
Perhaps the University should re
quire a standard catalogue examin
ation to function with the Psychology
tests and thus relieve the sophomores
of their self assumed duties. Per
haps we are dealing with a foolish
subject. At any rate we deemed it
worthy of editorial comment, and are
passing it on to critical readers
New yells are in order also. ' A
substitute should be found at least
for the inane shriek: Hey, George! If
nothing better can be devised let's
Kudolph. .
We dislike to pick on the "Pic"
but its ventilation system piques us.
Furthermore, it is operated by picar
oons, and is hardly worth a picay
une. Pick the logic out of that
Peek-a-boo! .
The ten dollar prize offered by
file Grail for a new college song still
holds good, but contributions are
coming in slowly, very slowlv. Per-
haps ten dollars isn't enough of
lure to arouse poetic and musical im
pulses on this indifferent campus. It's
bad enough to be forced to use gold
as a bait for an outburst of Alma
Mater sentiment, but when that
fails, hope vanishes. They say monev
talks, but in this case it is tongue
tied.
Wilderness
Fy J. ( ,Uf 'Bal y
Sport&iuphs
EVANGELIST HAM
SPOKE IN CHAPEL
Keynote of Talk Was on Neg
lecting One's Soul
: With the Thanksgiving Game only
five weeks off, the University of Vir
ginia continues to display poor pros
pects of putting out a winning team
this year. Her season has been no
.iceably disastrous thus far, having
ost to Furman in what was to have
been a practice game and losing to
V. M. I. last Saturday, 35-0.
Coach "Greasy" Neale insists that
his team will change its spots before
Nov. 29, and will win the game on
Emerson Field. The annual clash:
between Carolina and Virginia is the
biggest game for both institutions
md a final victory by Virginia would
do much to offset her early season
losses. i
A direct comparison of Carolina'!)
and Virginia's strength will be af
forded Saturday when Virginia and
Trinity play in Charlottesville. Trin
ity was beaten rather badly by Wil-
iam and Mary in Rocky Mount last i , "VT "J
week. Frequent fumbles by Trnity j f fery, llne of ac
,j t . . ... Uvity. He did not advance am
mm me iu.-a vi nsr siar naii-Dacs. . . , ., . ,
Shinn whn w. r i. ' ! theorr S,v,nS the reason for this, but
snipp, wno was put out of the game . . ... . . , . .
V cic,;n inferred that the kind of moral and
spiritual training which is received
in- the homes of preachers is the
very thing needed to give men cou
Rev. M. F. Ham, a native of Ken
tucky, rpoke in Chapel Monday morn
ing.
The keyenote of his talk was the
neglecting of the soul. He says that
if the soul of a man and his character
are not developed during his growth.
all is lost. A man s mind may be won
derfully developed and he may have a
letter in every branch of athletics
'In which one is given, but unless
his soul is developed so as to dir
ect his powers in the right direction,
his life will do himself or no one
else any good. During one's youth,
the thing to do is to lay a firm foun
dation.. Build character. A man does
not make a failure or a kingdom does
not fall because of external forces,
but because of internal weakness.
He quoted statistics, to show that
preacher's sons have always led by
mty. tie ' aia not advance ' anv
The telephone "hello boys" are 11. Dr- C" y will preach here next Sun
D. Raper and F. S. Griffin, in Grimes; day night, October 28, at 7:30
V. R. Sink and R. C. Sink, Manly; ! o'clock in Gerrard Hall. He is de
A. D. Milstead and Jack Milstead, j clared to be a pleasing speaker, and
Mangum; L. V. Huggins and R. J. it is believed that the students will
Tuttle, Ruff in; E. M. McDaniel and 1 hear him with profit and pleasure.
McDaniel, Vance; A. P. Routh I
H. E
and W. F. Veasey, Carr; J. H. Burk
and Rex Ballard, Old West; W. R.
York and T. E. Maness, Smith; J. B.
Houser and Kendall Beam, South; R.
H. Leggett and R. H. Sebum, Steele.
DR. TRABUE WILL DIRECT
PERSON SCHOOL SURVEY
The School of Education at the
request of the State department of
IT, 1 . . .w ; .1 i.U 1 1 or i
j uuuvauun aim tne OCI1UU1 umClalS Of
NlCK NOW BOaStS I Person county has agreed to make
Of a Radio Lunch LZJf JhT Person county
I schools and to outline a construc-
tive policy for the consolidation and
A new kind of music has made its j development of the schools of the
ippearance on the Hi'i. It comes j county. Dr. Trabue will ba diree
'n the shape of a wireless out-fit, ; tor of the survey. He will be asskr
."or slugging, had much to do with
the completeness of the Virginia
team's victory ,
The University, by virtue of Da
vidson' defeat at the hand of Wake
Forest, is practically assured of the
tage and make them go forward in
the world.
He stressed the necessity of getting
a well rounded education before at-
btate cnampionship. bhe has already j tempting to go into any kind of
defeated Wake Forest, Trinity and ! Winps H sii t,i, f a
State and has only Davidson to play. : things before they are prepared to do
in case oi a victory Dy tne rresDy- them. Students quit college too soon
terians, Carolina would still be sure j and take abbreviated courses in order
3f a tie for State honors as every j to get out into life, whether they are
team vm nave lost at least one prepared or not.
game.
On the other hand Carolina should ,
!iave little trouble in defeating Da-
.idson. bhe has deiaated Wake For- 1
st 22 0, and they in turn defeated
:he Charlotte team 6-0. With the ; '
game scheduled to be played on Em- "Hello Bovs" Will Now Be In
'PHONE MONITORS
ARE APPOINTED
Order Instead of
Girls"
'Hello
soon displace
A few students are making the
most of the dormitory telephones.
I he other night in South building, a
oatnroDed sophomore with tousled
hair and with eyes blearv from
studying, strode to the mouth piece
ant spoke the following: "Hello
Prof! How about a little help on
this problem? Now if x equals 16
etc."
If others follow this boy's lead, the
faculty will soon " disconnect their
phones. ;
From now on the Tar Heels will
be distributed through the post of
fice to those having boxes. The stu
dents who obtain mail through the
general delivery will receive their
Tar Heels at the Y. M. C. A.'s un
til the carrier system goes into ef
fect next month. The business man
ager has been unable to distribute
Mie Tar Heels through the post of
fice because of the crowded conditions.
j One. of. toe Romance, language
Profs, was recently heard to re-1
arpund with 'theu- hands in their pock
ets as if they thought someone was
going to take , their breeches off."
6.' Prof, it's to hold them no. since
the decline and fall of the suspender
regime.-
Tar Heel headline: "Lunatic
Thinks Co-ed His Wife." That's
the. biggest slam we've heard vet on
our friends, the ladies. Someone
wanted to be mean, so he remarked
when he read the head: "And still
lurther'n that, it's a reflection on
;he hinaic!"
tsomeone else put in: "It would
take a lunatic to do it." We don't
luite agree with him. but it in nnr
business as newspaper men to rec
ord facts.
We are either too busv or ton
'azy you may choose your own ad
jective to write a rime this week,
SO We're 2oinc tr mmu t..nr
. ' o " -....vv ji win UUI
friend, Omar the Tentmaker:
A book of verses underneath the
bough,
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and
1 hou
Besides me singing in the Wilder
ness,
And Wilderness were Paradise enow."
In Britain it costs two Dsncp tn
to a "nickel" movie; and when a fel
low .wants to take his girl, he asks
her to take a "tu-pence o' dark" ,;t.
him. It's a ease of Art, not for Arts's
dear sake, but for the sake of mush!
Messed be the movies.
arson Field there is every reason to
ixpcct a victory, unless Old Man-
Confidence or some unforseen acci
dent make its appearance.
"Shorty" Griffin, men, bar of last
ears freshman team and for awhile
x candidate for the Carolina Varsity,
eems to ba going good over at Wake fr v k
ri . T.-, , . . .... . I " " " bwwc.ijr uvm.c u,
1U'"U ariesjunt is suu running , chewing gum members of the weak
as first string fullback, while Grif- i er sex.
fin is considered the most promising! The " University has had a tele
auunuie. . phone installed in every one of its
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Jack Merntt, member of lastii.'ast i. ....
.i t . , ,, ... c lusiaucu uiere
,1 louna tne lan weather after Christmas. For Ph 'W
which the Carolina Cafeteria install
ed Monday.
The Durham Public Service Co.
made the sale and installation at a
lost of $275. And last night, while
testing it out they picked up Zion
City, 111., Atlanta, Columbus, etc.
The Pittsburg Broadcastinir dinner
concert "Little Symphony" was heard
;-ery clearly, as was "Yankee Doodle"
and "Onward Christian Soldiers,"
Nick Claims to have the fir'st Radio
Set that has ever been installed in a
Cafeteria in America. It will be
tuned up every nia-ht. nH li ,.
-Jents are cordially invited to drop in '
ana listen to the music.
ed by several members of the staff
of the School of Education.
V. A. Hoyle will speak on the sub
ject, "Nine Proofs o fthe Pythagor
ean Theorem," at a meeting of the
Mathematics club, to be held in room
200, Phillips Hall, at 7:30 o'clock
Tuesday night.
DR. A. E. COREY TO PREACH i Y
Dr. A. E. Cory, of the Gordon
Street Church of Christ, Kinston, will
delivfr the first monthly University
sermon this year, according to recent
announcement.
8 W ViiZitf g;
i : I 25 and 50 cent tubes 1
i PATTERSON BR01 f
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Smith
VI if f f clfHS
;' "Hello boys" may
'hello girls."
: Carolina is paving the way for this
axpanment of masculine substitu
conductive of football and also went
over to Wake Forest. He found that
he would be unable to play on ac
count of the Baptist's rule against
migratory athletes, and did not reg
ister.
two self-help students have been ap
pointed as rnone Monitors. It is
their duty to answer and to deliver
messages curing hours when they are
on duty, and at other times when
they happen to be present,
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Our Representative
Will Display
JOHNSTON MURPHEY,
WALK-OVER AND J. P. SMITH
SHOES
At ;
Sutton & Alderman
On
Friday, October 26
E. E. BRAGG CO.
Durham, N. C.
Furniture
Complete House Furniskins
Cash and Credit
Fraternity Men, See Us Before
Equipping Your House
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FIVE POINTS
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E. V. HOWELL, President C. B. GRIFFIN. Caxhiw
FRESHMAN SHOW STUFF
We understand the Frenrh rw
partment recently dropped a laro-o
majority of its students. Doc. Nath
an, it is averred, missed
classes to be allowed to continue. As
result, the French Prnf u,u
I much lighter load under which to labor!
Now the women have organized a
self-help association! Ray, Ray
Let's have a football team f A n4
cheer leader from Russell Inn!
Poor, deluded freshmen have been
catalogued and re-catalogued and
will be catalogued some more. It is
an old hoax, but like wine, it, seems
to work better with age. A group of
upper classmen with wily intent se
lect a choice freshman of gullible
cast of countenence, and warn him on
official stationery to be prepared for
his catalogue examination to take
place whenever the examining board
sees fit. The freshman, true to form,
labors over the catalogue statistics,
steeps his mind with heterogeneous
information, armpn nn tv,, How
pointed, and wrestles with his nnnrlpr. lhe DroerHtr, ; ,hij.
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ous questions. After he signs the 1 World Champion Farmer.
LUECO LLOYD, Vice-Pres.
THE
R. P. ANDREWS, Asst. Cashier
PEOPLES BANK
Chapel Hill, N. C.
You folks think we inko 0-mn..
... v.no vuijum. enap out of it
part of this is as serious as the sit
uation. Read that business about a
cheer leader again!
Motion Dietures will K .,v ....
- 6i un
der the auspices of the School of
Commerce, in Gerrard Hall at 7-15
o'clock Tuesday evening, October 23
"U. S.
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GOLF STOCKING IRONERS I
ARE HERE I
Send all your golf hose to the laundry
" them with your regular laundry.
-we will return 11
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but not the type of shoe
that "everybody's" wear
ing. Designed and bilt
for the collej man of dis
criminating taste who
leads but rarely follows.
Imported Norwegian Calf,
skin carefully &. pridefully
fashioned into a shoe of
surpassing merit. Con
servativly correct, yet with
life &. youth in every line.
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