Tuesday, December A, 1923
Page Two
THE TAR HEEL
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"The Leading Southern College Semi
' Weekly Newspaper" ' ' ' -'
Member of N. C. Collegiate Press
' '. v Association
Published twice every week of the col
lege year,; and is the official news
paper of the Publications Union
of the University of North Caro
lina, Chapel Hill, N. C. Subscrip
tion price, $2.00 local and $3.00
out of town, for the college year.
Offices on first floor of New West
' ' Building
Entered as second class mail mat
ter at the Post Office, Chapel Hill,
N. C.
EDITORIAL STAFF
C. R. Cotton .... L...1.-.' ..Editor
W. M. Saunders Assistant Editor
F. M. Da via, Jr......... Assistant Editor
J. M. Saunders ." Managing Editor
E. D. Apple ..:!...::.... Assignment Editor
REPORTERS
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J. E. Hwkins ,
H. N, Parker . . .
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W. T. Rowland
. A. Cardwell Jr
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BUSINESS STAFF
Augustas Bradley, Jr. ..Bus. Mgr.
Harold Lineberger . Asst. Bus. Mgr.
LOCAL ADVERTISING DEPT.
G. L. Hunter Manager
Assistants
W. T. Rowland ................ H. L. Rawlins
FOREIGN ADVERTISING DEPT.
C. G. Reeves ,:.,.;...;,... Manager
Assistants "
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Classified Ad Dept.
W. E. Crissman ...Manager
CIRCULATION DEPARTMENT
William Way, Jr. ...Circulation Mgr.
. '.-.' Assistants:
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W. D. Toy, Jr, .1: Tom Dibble
M. M. Fowler ' ' '' ' ' ,
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VoL XXXII Dec. 4, 1923 No. 21
Now that our visitors are gone, the
campus is being carefully raked and
cleaned of unnecessary ..leaves and
rubbish. - V' .
If "Monk" McDonald had lifted
that dropkick across the bar, we
wonder if the annex of the Old Inn
would have undergone the fiery fate
of its better half.. . . .
The day before Thanksgiving a
sign board was hastily erected on the
Graham Memorial - site and a few
shovelsful of earth were removed.
Generous alumni who contributed to
the Graham Memorial fund saw un
mistakable signs of activity and went
away happy with the thought ' that
their dollars would soon materialize
into a beautiful new building. The
next day when the alumni had' gone,
work on the foundation ceased. How
strange! Yes, and how strategic!
While praises are being sung to the
varsity heroes, let's not overlook, the
'bhock troops; the unnoticed warriors
who doggedly endured the long, gruel
ling hours of practice to make a
stronger first team. The substitutes
receive all the knocks and bruises,
and are left in the rear when the
honors are parcelled out. Their only
gift is the self discipline, physical
development, and consciousness of
work well done that their own per
sistence has won them. The ap
plauding crowd laways centres its
fickle attention on the winner, and is
too apt to neglect the lesser light,
the man who made the winner.
Garber and his melody makers, hte
decorations, and the courtesy extend
ed by the ladies of Chapel Hill. It
is the custom- to write up every dance
as the 'beat ever' and we are adher
ing to custom. However, there is no
avoiding the fact that the abolish
ment of late-dates and the observ
ance of. the German-club rules in re
gard . to drinking, made the dances
more enjoyable to all and lifted them
to a higher plane of conduct. They
gave a delightful finishing touch to a
merry week end,, and we believe that
President Chase's expression of praise
in Chapel Monday morning was well
founded.
POOR CAROLINA!
. Play the funeral march. Hang
crepe on Carolina's athletic record.
Drape the Fetzer brothers and the
football team in mourning clothes.
All Carolina men, hang your heads in
shame and sorrow. We have closed
a disgraceful and humiliating season.
Our once bright ascending football
star has fallen with a heavy, sicken
ing thud. The giant teams of recent
years who looked down on all rivals
from a lofty' perch have degenerated
into a puny outfit that should blush
at being called a. football team. Poor
Carolina! Your football supremacy
has slipped forever. ' . -
Such are the sentiments of Jona
than Daniels, better known as "Dice"
during. his hectic years as Editor of
the Tar Heel, now doing sport duty
for the Raleigh News and Observer.
And who dares to doubt his mighty
word? Mr. Daniels after two months
of well directed jibs and thrusts at
the University, which he once attend
ed not so many years ago, and the
Carolina athletic policy sums up the
state football . record in mournful
fashion and pays particular attention
to the University's record.
He. uncovers the ashes of every
harrowing game from Wake Forest to
Virginia, .and shakes them bare of
glory or any redeeming feature. He
shows how our game with. Wake For
est which, we managed to win only
22 to 0 presaged a disastrous season.
Sparrow was injured, Carolina lost its
nerve, and sent a team of lowly bench
warmers to withstand the mighty
Bulldog. There we won eternal dis
grace and .shame and defiled our glor
ious record. To make matters worse,
we waited . a . month, and circulated a
pack of lies to atone for our humi
liation and . redeem ourselves in the
critical eyes, of our assailers. '
How lucky we were to defeat Trin
ity 14 to 6 "after one .of the hardest
mid dirtiest football encounters in, the
history of football in the state." And
so Jonathan takes us through the
sordid account of. our recent .battles
down to the Virginia game which was
a wreched exhibition of football be
tween "two weakling elevens, and
when the feur periods were done the
rain was the only victor on. a field
where two ineffectual machines had
puttered ' to ' a scoreless tie." 15,000
people were bored by a listless, pa
thetic "contest. ' - To show how weak
both teams were, neither ti-ie could
score, a sure sign of poor football.
Thus" the tragic season came to a
close. Carolina! did manage to win
the state Championship, merely be
cause of the lack of competition. Cer
tainly not' Because of superior play
ing. Arid wily shouldn't Carolina win
anyway?--'"- 1 i:
There is no time now to plead ali
bis.- We' have been trampled on,
trodden' in the dust, have humiliated
the proud; high flying banner that
our teams once 'hung to the mast.
Let us disband the team and call the
undertaker. Let Jonathan drive the
University hearse drawn by 12 black,
sorrowful bulls. : O Sting, where is
thy death?
Let us now conclude our prayer
with a few words that have no rela
tion with the above. May sporting
writers with poetic souls confine their
efforts to verse or limit their epi
thets and wild blatings to society
columns. And may sons of Carolina
be more kind to their pathetic old
mother.
A backward glance over the week
end shows a clean record of conduct,
which is all the more remarkable in
wew of the largest crowd that ever
descended on Chapel Hill. The game
was free from rowdyism and objec
tionable behavior, the crowd was
handled smoothly, and due to well
planned arrangements there was lit
tle confusion in directing the thous
ands of cars to "a safe passage from
Chalel ,HHI- Even the dogs com
ported themselves with dignity and
reserve. "t
The round of dances following the
game, were the' most successful ever
held considering the well mannered
crowd, the hosts of pretty girls, the
quality of music furnished by' Jan
CAROLINA'S FAVORITE RE
TURNS THIS WEEK
The name Sherwood Eddv is well
known to old Carolina students so
much so that merely the announce
ment of his speaking date is suffi
cient to guarantee a full attendance
at Memorial hall. A prominent trav
eller, author, and speaker, who has
gained a thorough knowledge of world
problems through his twenty-four
years' service in all quarters of the
globe, and who has met on intimate
terms leading statesmen, monarchs,
arid political and industrial leaders.
Mr. Eddy is well equipped to bring
first hand information of world af
fairs to this out of the way place
known as Chapel iliil.
Mr. Eddy's insight into social, in
dustrial, political and religious prob
lems is keen and broad due (0 his
scholarly and gentle'manlyj character
ist!cs.r He has a rare and , genuine
understanding of student -"life and
problems, and is undoubtedly the I
most popular lecturer in American '
colleges of recent years. He has aj
forceful, vigorous style of speech
that grips the audience from' the be
ginning; a 'true expression of his own
virile and appealing personality. The
advance 'pamphlets describe him as a
"Teddy Roosevelt type of man,' gen
tle as a lamb, fearless as .a lion,' a
prophet and a philosopher "
Two years ago he expressed him
self as being unusually impressed with
Ihe progressive spirit of this Uni
versity and the character of the stu
dent body. He comes back here' as an
old friend and will get a rousing re
sponse from Carolina. .)-. ,
Six Co-ops Leave . .
; " 'And Seven Return
Friday before ;last ; the
bivil engineering students of the
co-operative section number two
left for their various jobs in or
der to "have Saturday morning
with the students : in section
number one who have been on
the job since October 29. This
contact with the men they, were
alternating with was necessary
in order that the men in section
number two could get the de
tails of the individual jobs
carry on the work without any
confusion or delay.
The men who left Friday and
the jobs they are going to re
lieve their alternates on are as
follows: M. M. Grier, Charlotte
Water Works; M. F. Hethering
ton, Southern Railway at Dan
ville, Vai; M. B. Logie, State
Board of Health, Raleigh ; H. A.
Lawrence, Bridge Department
of the State Highway Commis
sion; F. D. Owens, Test Depart
ment of the State Highway Com
mission, Raleigh; and WA.
Crajner who will work in Nor
folk, Va.
. T)ie men returning for class
room work are: G. A.Ausborn,
F. M. Bell, R. P. Farrell, W. C.
Farjrell, W. C. Cheers, C. G. Bar-
andfton, and R. J. Rosenberger.-- All
these men have been working
on the jobs which the men of
section two went to fill in the
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jazzy Music, football scores, songs, news, tlaks Inm
olmost anywhere, at anytime with one of oar KaiW
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There's a RADIOLA for every purse."
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Phone 2120.
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Baltimore, Maryland
SOUTHERN REPRESENTATIVES : .
Mr. Harry W. Turner Mr. James S. Lewis
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Roofing and Sheet Metal Work
E. V. HOWELL, President
LUECO LLOYD, Vice-Pres.
C. B. GRIFFIN, Cashier
R. P. ANDREWS, Asst. Cashier
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Chapel Hill, N. C.
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When in need of .
Flooring, Ceiling, Sash," Doors, Sliding, Cement, Lime
and Plaster PHONE 233.,
i case of Rosenberger who has
been working in Asheville.
Prof, janaa nas just returned:
from a trip on which he inter
viewed the majority of the em
ployers of the co-operative stu
dents. All of the employers are
enthusiastic over the scheme
and are y exceptionally well
hlpASpd twith- the attitude and
ability of the students.
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DURHAM, N. C
Monday Evening
DEC 10th
One Night Only
This world famed art
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Slusic Department
WOMAN'S CLUB OF
DURHAM
Prices: $3.00, $2.50, $2.00
"No War Tax."
Mail Orders Sent To: Mrs. Palmer Constable, 211 More
head Ave., Will Receive Prompt Attention.
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Every sermon delivered by the world's greatest evangelist
during the six weeks' revival campaign he will open in Char
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its delivery.
Billy Sunday's thrilling phraseology, his striking gestures
and platform antics, and the manner in which his sermons are
received by the thousands who will jam the specially constructed
tabernacle, will be duly recorded by an Observer staff reporter.
The fact that The Observer is a morning paper will enable
it to give a more complete report of the services than any other
Charlotte newspaper.
In addition to the complete Billy Sunday reports, The Ob
server will carry every piece of news developing in North and
South Carolina, the local news handled by a large corps of re
porters, and the world news gleaned from a complete Associated
Press service. Features, comics, special articles of general in
terest and an editorial page second to none in the South, make
up a paper that is more than desirable. . c '.'
Special Rate of One Dollar to New Sub
scribers For the Six Weeks if Sent in Be
fore December 20.
Guilfords of Philadelphia
Will show a complete line of clothing and haberdashery
On December 6th 7th, and 8th.
At Sutton & Alderman Drug Co.
Special Line of Top Coats.....
Heavy Overcoats
Four piece Suits
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r.! $35.00 and upwards
. ...$40.00 and $45.00
Tuxedo Coats and Trousers .'. ; ' ' .'...$45.00
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are prophetic of an architecture of the future which is
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