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THE TAR HEEL
Tuesday, December 11, 1923
With TheExchanges
Br PARKS
On the basis of schedules prepared
by 200 students Dartmouth College
has worked out an estimate of the
division of time made by the average
undergraduate at Dartmouth.
The results show that he works
nine hours a day and sleeps eight and
a quarter hours. His itemized account
of the time spent in recreation shows
a total of five and one-half hours
daily. That leaves one hour and a
quarter unaccounted for, which prob
ably can be added to the total given
under recreation.
Not all of the nine hours allotted to
work are spent in classes and in
study. A somewhat intangible item
described as "fraternity effort" is in
cluded, besides time devoted to work
done for self-support and to compul
sory athletics.
The figures given for work and
sleep may fairly be taken as typical
of the time consumed by the average
student in other colleges.
Announcement has recently been
made of the establishment of a col
lege under the auspices of the Kin
Klux Klan within fifteen miles of
Princeton. The name of the college
which has been founded at Zeraphat,
New Jersey, is Alma.
The basketball team of the Uni
versity of Texas has been chosen by
the Mexican government as the rep
resentative five of the southewest, to
tour Mexico during Christmas week.
The government of Mexico has vol
unteered free transportation after ti e
Longhorns have crossed the border.
The Texas five will opposs the lead
ing basketball teams of Mexico.
An average of seventy-five is re
quired of all students at West Vir
ginia University for graduation, ac
cording to a new faculty ruling. Sev
enty is the passing mark but the
verage must be seventy-five for the
four years course. The Flat Hat.
INTERCOLLEGIATE DEBATE
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divorce.
The rebuttals were heated and
pointed and there was much spar
ring on the part of Hamptonn and
Wittcowsky each of whom represent
ed his University last year in the
first of a series between the sisitr
states. .
After the debate the debaters, mem
bers of the Debate Council, judjres,
presiding officers and former inter
collegiate debaters were given a
smoker in the Presbyterian church
club rooms by the Debate Council. ;
Wake Forest is planning to make
its athletic field the most beautiful
part of its mapus. With this idea
in view they intend to surround the
field with maple trees. The treos
were to be set out on Labor Day but
they did not arrive in time. How
ever, when the trees are secured, a
half holiday will be granted for the
purpose of planting them. Old Gold
and Black.
YACKETY-YACK SYSTEM
Isabelle was good as gold,
Isabelle was haughty
Annabelle was wild and bold,
Annabelle was naughty.
Isabelle was very prim,
Never went a-mugging,
Annabelle was full of vin,
Spent her time in hugine.
One maid went to Sunday school,
Stayed home from dances.
Anna was a dancing fool,
Took some awful chances.
One of them is still as prim,
Snobbish, curt and haughty,
The other still as full of vim,
Popular and naughty.
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have pictures taken are asked to no
tify either the business managers or
the editor before the date given so
that a schedule can be arranged.
Payment for all groups will be
made before February 15th or their
picture will not be published. Pay
ment for all individual space will be
made when pictures are taken.
A letter has been mailed to all
organizations known to be existeni
on the campus. If the letter has not
reached any grganization and that or
ganization wishes to have space in the
Yackety Yack, the head or heads of
the organization are asked to com
municate with the editor or the bus
iness managers at once.
GRAHAM MEMORIAL
MORAL: There are
in ice-cream.
no fish-bones
Penn State declares itself to be
une of the leading fraternity schools
in the U. S. At the present time
Penn State has thirty-two national,
fifteen local and thirteen honorary
"Greek letter societies.
A professor was invited to dine
at the home of a lady of fashion.
The day was hot, the wine cool, and
the fair partner with whom the pro
fessor was engaged in conversation
filled his glass as often as it was
emptied.
When the company rose from the
table, the professor noticed, to his
dismay, that he was unsteady on his
feet. In his anxiety to save appear
ances, he retired to the drawing
room, where the lady of the house
was showing to her friends her baby
twins.
The pair were lying together on
a pillow as they were presented to
the professor. He gazed intently at
them, rubbed his eyes, and then said
lather huskily, "Really, what a bonny
little child." Mercury.
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er. It is lighted by 7 large windows.
The floor will be of tile and the walls
will have a low wainscoting of pine.
The ceiling will be beamed. Although
in the basement, the room will seem
to be entirely above ground because
of the grading of the ground at the
rear. It is not planned for the cafe
teria to compete with other eating
places, but it will be used on special
occasions and will furnish sandwiches
and cold drinks at night.
At the left side of the cafeteria
the student will find a shining kitch
en big enough to take care of the
largest crowds that the building can
hold. Under the portico will be
rooms to hold provisions and furni
ture. To the right of the cafeteria
there will be a barber , shop and a
men's wash room.
Going back up the stairs to the
second story, the student will come
to the floor which will be the gather
ing place for most of the important
meetings on the campus. This floor
is to be divided into fifteen rooms;
seven are to be 11 by 21 feet, four 21
by 23 and four more are divided from
each other by folding partitions which
can be removed to leave a long room,
about eighty by twenty feet. These
rooms can all serve a variety of pur
poses. Their chief use will be as
meeting places for county clubs, stu
dent committees, the French and
Spanish clubs, and like organizations.
The upper floor will be connected to
the kitchen by dumb waiters so that
a feed may be easily put on by any
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The building has been planned so
that additions or changes can be
made. It is possible that more club
rooms, a game room, two rooms for
publications, music rooms for flee
club and orchestra, activities rooms,
and a few offices may be added
In assisting the office of the Detrn
of Students in its plan to attempt to
be of assistance to students some
time in the future in the matter of
vocational guidance, the Library has
recently ordered sixty of the latest
books on vocations which might be of
interest to college men.
A shelf for about two hundred
volumes, including those books which
the Library already has and those
which it has ordered, will be placed
in the main lobby of the buildinrr so
that any information needed will be
easily available to the students.
1 If the office of the Dean of Stu-
I dents is able to do the work it is
planning in the way of vocational
guidance, it intends to be especially
of assistance in gathering many out
side influences and thus equalizing
pressure and reducing chances of
careless imitation, and in the matter
of revealing local opportunities and
need. The psychological tests given
recently may be so arranged as to
be" of use in directing individual in
clination after Christmas.
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