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THE TAR HEEL
Tuesday, January 22, 1924
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You ran purchase any article adver
tised in The Tar Heel with perfect
satety Because everyming it adver
tises is guaranteed to be aa repre
sented. We will make good imme
diately fi the advertiser does not
ion of the Mellon tax plan and he'll
side s!ep you aa a dangerous charac
ter. It is this paper's opinion that less
than half of the stwtent body read
the dai!y papers at all, and a small
minority thoroughly. The percentage
of signed answers to the Peace Award
referendum should give a definite
proof of our active interest in a ques
tion of world importance, and if the
resu'ts are as discouraging as out
ward appearances suggest, a wave of
reform should be launched. The Bok
p!an in bief appears on the front
page and the discussion in chapel will
offer a thorough presentation of the
issues in o:fd. by the time the
referendum takes place, every stu
dent will have had an opportunity
to gain acquaintance with the su'o-je.t.
THE Y'S DILEMMA
Vol. XXXII. Jan. 22, 1924. No. 27
REFERENDUM ON BOK
WILL BE GIVEN
PLAN
President Chase recently asked the
Campus Cabinet to give full pub icity
to the Bok Peace Award through all
the channels availab'e, so that an in
tel.igent vote may be taken cn it
sometime next week. This h in ac
cordance with the country wide refer
endum that has been raging ever
since the plan was released to the
Press. As the Tar Heel goes to
print, arrangements are bzing mado
to have both sides of the question
presented in chapel by well inform
ed professors, a discussion in the lit
erary society halls, and further pub
licity given it in the Tar Heel, in or
der that every student mcy bs sulfi
cicntJy acquainted with the p'an to
give it an intelligent vote.
President Chase evidently wishes
to sound the student interest and
knowledge of timely world affairs
and to stimu'ate thought toward the
big things happening b-yond the
bounaa.ies of Orange touniy. The
Bok Plan which has stirred up vol
umes of pro's and con's and which
is baing discussed at the present
time !y Congress, offers a splendid
oppo.tunity to test the student inter
est in pub.ic affairs, and their reac
tion tj the referendum should pro
duce en ightening results.
Chapel Hi 1, due to lu unique lo
cation, is out of stride with th rest
of the world, relying on the daily
paper as the chief means of contact.
We sit back complacently in our safe
refuge from the giddy whirl and take
a i-assive interest in national prob
lems. Its true that we follow the
hectic career of genial Andy Gump
the domestic troubles of Jiggs, absorb I
the sporting sheets, and perhaps read I
the headlines of the live
of the day, but outside problems lit
tle disturb us. We have our own
difficulties and interests, and simply
haven't time to keep in touch with
national affairs.
Those who doubt this condition
spend some Saturday ni ht with the
literary societies where the supposed
y best posted men on timely topics
gather for weekly sessions, and lis
ten to the hot b asts of siwrlow a.gu
ments based on a scant handful of
reading knowledge and hard facts.
Or ask some chance student his opin
ion'! borrow until your present
bills are paid," is often chirped by
business men. This is a sound enou h
maxim, but how can bills be met when
your debtors refuse .to pay you? This
is the present predicament of the Y.
M. C. A. which is struggling to meet
its obligations by collecting money
from students who sacredly pledped
their dol'ars in last fall's campaign,
and at the same time is making plans
to finance the expense of a wing of
the Graham Memorial building as the
"Y's" future home. The proposed
section of the Y. M. C. A. will cost
in the neighborhood of $100,000,
which Secretary Comer hopes to ob
tain through a private means, but
unless the "Y" shows a clean finan
cial slate, the dream bubble will ex
plode. The "Y" is marking time in its
present cramped quarters, patiently
waiting for the adequate space that
it shouid have been allotted lonjf ago.
Expansicn and improvement of "V
service is almost impossible in the
miserable little building that now
shelters the "Y" workers. Yet the
Y. M. C. A. with a minimum of equip
ment have made themselves indis
pensi':Ie to the campus, mainly
through their service to self help stu
dents and the many thankless duties
they render to the student body at
large. These facts should be consid
jred by the men who have pledge
money for the "Y" support when they
are ask;d to fulfill their promise.
And then isn't it sometimes said that
Carolina students have honor?
Mr. Coiner states that the pledged
Money wi I take care of running ex
definite y for an appropriation fo
the new quarters. Otherwise there
email hops of obtaining the appro
lUiaUcn.
THE DESERT
THE SHRIEK
MISS HENDERSON RETURNS
Gazing from the snow-capped
heights of tha Alps. Surrounded by
nobles and otheiwise from every dis
tant land; 'quiet evenings in Venice
listening to the mellow tenors that
s.ave ir a Italy famous. Drinking
m the marvelous lights that plsy up
on the Me.literanian by moonlight
Lost amid the wonders of old India.
from there across the peaceful orien
1 waters to take in the wonders of
Japan's ench:,nted gardens. Arni th
courts of tuo world, the e:c;.itsmei
;f an earthqur ks, life an ever chang
ing picture, nut Miss Curtis Hender
son has returned to Chapel Hill. Af
ter over a year of travel and living
in the Oii.mial Miss Henderson ha.;
expressed her joy at being "home
again."
MISS TUTTLE TO SPEAK
Misa Emoth Tutt'e, Director of
Mother?' ;! of the State Board of
Charities r.nd Public Welfare, will
speak to the Community Club Fn'iay,
January 25th at 3:30 p. m. Hor sub
jeet "Mothers' Aid" will be of int"-.
ist .o all. .v.aryons is invited to be
resent -'at this meeting. Miss Tut
tle appears rt the request of the so
cial Senv.e Committee of the Com
munity Club.
AH the
reiirotol on th-
uck list of th infirmary for the past
week were suffering with bad colds.
Those that ware confinorl tu
fessor Netc'w, E. B. Glenn, Jr.. R.
P. Warren, J. C. Fenley and Herbert
Roscower.
N. B. The following is The Des
ert by The Shriek.
The Old Man of the Wilderness
opened his 'colyum' last week by
apologizing for the compositor's
grievous error in writing titles in
the previous issue. ' We hereby em
phatically repeat same. Further
more, he devoted approximately one
half of hi3 dept. to comments upon
our own first appearance on this
page. We have no intention of vice
ing versa but before launching upon
the arid plains of the Deceit proper
ve wih to voice several shrieks -
In the first place we object to b?
ing catalogued as "an enterprising
fellow." This phrase evidently got
lost in the Wilderness; properly it
would be flung from a mounta n toi..
In the second place we object to the
tepid report of our remai-ks u; on
seeing our initial windstorm blow
ing about through the Wilderness in
stead of over its native waste.?. We
think what we really did say much
more picturesque, not to say awe-inspiring.
In fact, the glory of our
wrath approached that memorable oc
casion in Miss Cates' Cafeteria when
we discovered that we had mistaken
pig's feet for veal chops.
And lastly, though it is no doubt
useless, we protest against the ob
vious distortion of our remarks in
ref. to students of the adjoining hex.
We can't quite sem tj place these
'Shebas' of which he spoke (ana
sang.) Even- so we cannot visualize
any fair huntresses stolking us, not
withstanding the statue of the cal
endar and notwiUua..ndina: the fart
that 'our rival' seems to h ive a gaat
deal of trouble in this rarectio.i. We
den't know whether he was being
facetious again or just plain ciizzy.
In any event, our ultimate coinmem
is "Piffle!"
One great pome Deserts another,
don't you think:
The hoary old Man of the Woou.i,
In one of his humorous moods,
Wrote a pome to the ShrieK,
And called him a shiek,
But he didn't quite deliver the gooUa.
..
Nevertheless, the Shriek must con
fess that he thanks the dear man iui
his words.
During the recent process of get
ting ourself properly card indee i f ,
three months in the Sanctorum oi T.
J. Wilson, which process
doubtless suspect took place in Jie
morial Hall, our roving gazj rev "
upon an innocent lookinsr tahl v; j.
stood apart in so.itary glory. !I.,'
sat T. J. himself and here ?at T. "u"
HI, and here, between the two, s. t
c"au vacant, that is to a.
occupied. Whereupon n, .,.
gaze nad rested at the
moment upon the sarue thin-"
y inquired: "I wondei- if
cnair is reserved for
Ghost?"
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Mvt Showing At
Jack Sparrow's
Will be on
FEB. 18th, and 19th, 1921.
Wouldn't it be funny if the lino
typer, after his peculiar fashion,
should set the 'a' in the above Hall
as 'e' instead of 'a' in the word Hslt
and thereby print H-ll instead of
Hall. Wouldn't it be funny 1)1 It's
a cinch that we and consequently he
would very soon catch H-ll.
It seems to have become danger
to write anything for publication in
the Tar Heel containing words of
more than two syllables. In the first
place -it is quite likely that by the
time they reach the printed page
many of the words will have only a
hereditary connection with the words
of the author. Or perhaps the au
thor will be nonplussed to class some
of them as even remote descendants
of his own brain children.
In the second place wo heard the
rather weird comment that our first
colyum was TOO LITERARY. Ye
living and breathing gods! Litera
ture has certainly changed since we
were a wee lad swinging on the exte.
We know there was no literature in
that column so it must have been the
several poly-syllable words. We
stand disillusioned for the 808th
time. But, my poor, dear, imposed
upon reauers, if there be any left,
We defy you to find any literature
in this week's breeze.
As we go to press it is reported
that there are still two men on the
campus who are living up to their
New Year resolutions to quit smok
ing. One of these, however, is weak
ening rapidly.
. It has only come to our notice since
we began this colyum that the ap
pearance on this page of the former
ly (we were about to say erstwhile)
popular 'Students Forum' is these
days appallingly infrequent. Some
body explained it on the ground that
G. D. Goover and Homer Hoyt are
not here this year, but that is not
sufficient. Where are all the hell
raisers of last year and former years ?
Where are all the old Toreadors?
What has become of the ancient and
honored Order of Taurus? If some
of you guys would kick up a fuss
now and then there wouldn't be so
much space to fill with these two ut
terly worthless so-called 'colyums .
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Desert by The Shriek.
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