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Tuesday, January 29, 1924 Page Two THE TAR HEEL Ijc ar ftti "The Leading Southern College Semi Weekly Newspaper" Member of N. C. Collegiate Association Press Published twice every week of the col lege year, and is the official news paper of the Publications Union of the University of North Caro lina, Chapel Hill, N. C. Subscrip tion price, ?2.00 local and ?3.00 our. of town, for the college year. Offices on first floor of New West Building Entered as second class mail mat ter at the Post Office, Chapel Hill N. C. EDITORIAL STAFF C. B. Colton :.. ..... Editor W. M. Saunders Assistant Sditor F. M. Davis, Jr. Assistant Editor J. M. Saunders Managing Editor E. D. Apple Assignment Editor REPORTERS R. Fuller E. Hiwkins N. Parker M. M. Young W. T. Rowland V A. Cardwell, Jr O. Bailey A. Crowell H. Hosea II. J. H. J. L. W. C. L. Eaney S. E. Vest W. B. Pipkin W. S. Mclver M. P. Wilson W. D. Madry A. E. Poston E. S. Barr J. R. Parks Bessie Davenport BUSINESS STAFF Augustus Bradley, Jr. ;.. Bus. Mgr. Harold Lincberger .... Asst. Bus. Mgr. W. T. Rowland Advertising Mgr. LOCAL .ADVERTISING DEPT. G. L. Hunter Manager . Assistants J. G. Dunn H. L. Rawlins FOREIGN ADVERTISING DEPT. C. G. Reeves ..............:. Manager Assistants Harold Seaburn - - - ant followers. Trinity has a fast, ex perienced club that should provide the keenest competition the Tar Heels have had this season. The game should be close very close replete with tense moments, startling plays and rabid cheering from both sec tions. The cheering brings us to the meat of this editorial, a gentle reminder of the regrettable football game be tween Carolina and Trinity last fall, and the unfortunate consequences arising from nothing less than rival ry curried to p.n unnatural extreme. It offered a lesson and nothing more. The Tar Heel won't delve into de tails; it expressed its opinion clearly and let ihs matter drop as unworthy of further comment. It is now a dead issue, a closed chapter that shon'd hi forgotten like a wild night mare. And it seems only proper thai the student body should chske any remembrance of last fall's game and take precautions against rekindling the friction that existed a few months a;,'o in the heat of next Thursday's game. The LTniversity's athletic rec ord is too clean to be sullied by a possible few who might substitute jeering for cheering and provoke an uncalled for situation. The Tar Heel does not anticipate trouble Thursday night, nor have the opposing teams any thought of a "re venge dual." It is simply a plea for the proper kind of rivalry which is the finest thing in sportdom when conducted in a gentlemanly way and a monster when it over steps its bounds. BIBLE STUDY IN SMITH CIRCULATION DEPARTMENT William Way, Jr. .. Circulation Mgr. Assistants: W. D. Toy, Jr. .Tom Dibble H. L. Wilcox . M. M. Fowler Classified Ad Dept. F. Shaffner Manager Anyone desiring to try out for Business Staff apply Business Mgr. You can purchase any article adver- tisi'd in Th Tar Hoot with perfect tises is guaranteed to be as repre sented. we Wl:, inunts ;;ouu IlllUie diately fi the advertiser does not. One of the most active and bsst of the Bible Study groups here is be ing conducted by D. A. Troutman in Smith dormitory. They have a very enthusiastic group, about twenty-two beingpresent at the last meeting. Two very appropriate motions were passed, one that the business of the group come before the lesson so that the thought of the lesson would not ba broken into, and the other that different topics ba assigned to the various members of the group for dis- "u uiai mere wouia Da a nu cleus formed around which the dis cussion would work. These two mo tions snow that some real work and thought is going on in the various groups over the campus, many other groups also reporting great meet ings. THE DESERT THE SHRIEK and right much faith in the future Helped Me." Alas, what a loss! Vol. XXXII. Jan. 29, 1924. No. 29 If the basketball team continues to show the same finished form during the coming Atlanta tournament, Caro lina should annex another champion fhip. The "if" i3 the most important word in the sentence. Sometime ago a reader informed the Tar Heel that hungry mules were guilty of the shortages in the honor system apple carts. Another student writes us that the numer ous off-spnnj of our janitors also have taking ways and a like disre spect for honor. The Tar Heel rejoices in the renew ed interest in the Students' Column that was decide'y lacking last quar ter. For the benefit of contributors we srumit the following suggestion: Typewrite all articles. Avoid windy explosions and long drawn out ora tions. Sign your name clearly at the end ct the article. No article will be accepted without a signature. The discusdens f the Bok Peace Plan Saturday night at the literary societies revealed that many students ere basing their knowledge and in terpretation cf the plan from the b:bf outline printed in the last two usues of the Tar Heel. This bare skeleton was only intended to' p'ace the proposition btfore the student body and stimulate interest in a care ful study of the full texture of the plan. No one can hone in ;t ligontV without a thorough analysis ?l the isfeues involved with a firm background of reading knowledge And we doubt serious'y whether a college student (however well inform ed) can give a fair vote when great statesmen seem to ba at a loss to judge the merits and failings of the peace proposal. The coming referen dum is aimed to invite attention to a timely subject and should be con ducted on that basis. r COMPOSITION DITIONS Students who have incur ed a condition in composi tion in connection with courses, in English will be given an opportunity to re move this condition by spe cial examination Friday, February 1, at 4:30 p. m. Re port to room 203 Murphey Building. C. A. HIBBARD. de Mr. Harold D. Meyer of the faiwueiii, vl sociology, will speak inursaay night to the Parent-Teach rs Association at Scotland NppV tv; day night he will go to Ralei-V. deliver an address bsfore the P,r. ent-Teachers Council of that, rit,, The council consists of eijrht club ' Ou- Kmrt Showing At Jack Sparrow's Will be on FEB. 18th, and 19th, 1924. CLOTHES FOR THE COLLEGE MAN A GENTLE REMINDER AND A SUGGESTION On Thursday night the Trinity basquetball squad will come to Chap el illll for their initial fling against the fast travelling Carolina team and will probably brin:r a host of buoy- WW The SACK SUIT (Murletn three and four button molds) vEN s plain wck unit moy have the refinement nf ut a4 msiaal tiat dtiaguish good c!tiit fi-nm the uaual coui . xnetxTial product, t V X B N B E RG sack autta ara cktiticitve. ?29 -so to 37.50 Marmfdetnrni and sold exclusively by NatLUXLNBERG&Bros. Ntv address 841 Broadway N.W.Cor. 13th St. StuyvBsaU 9898 New York City Our man Wednesday submits the following, which, while rather rank, is readable: Well folks I meant to visit this here Desert before having heard tell of the plumb beautiful sunrise and sets of which they is plentiful to be looked r.t but I 'been awful sick. Put the Shriek who I am the valley of nnd which is always talking about We when he means only himself alone (and between I and you and the door jam he ain't got sense enough for one, let alone We which means tvo) well he says to me "Well We are going to church tonight so you will half to write something to help fill up the ; Desert which ia pretty dry this vk." and I says "But Chiei' I got a cold and hence don't know noth ing to write of" and he comes right back with "Well tell the folks how you got the cold. Besides it ain't a cold at all but only a cool." But gives ram a snappy "Ach, geiien dreek, Schnoirer" and he leaves for tne movies in a cnagnn whiea is waiting outside the door. Well it don't take but one sentence to tell how I got this cold so I will despenee with that right off. The fact is I went to the Elon b. b. game last wk. and the building where it was held which I have nicknamed the Tin Can because it has got a hard wood floor and overheated. I got so het up that when I eame out into the freezing air I stumbled into a cold which had got lost in the woods on the way down there. And whiles on the subject of get ting there it's a curiosity to me vvhy they didn't build the thing in Kills boro to begin with or anywfys dig a moat around it without any bridge across.- It would keep out soma of these books which goes down there and yells their heads off and itises all kind of h-U -when a couple of teams is trying their best to play b. b. They have done a little something in the nature of keeping it safe for the players. Take I for instants which starts out at 7:30 and gca there at 8:45 just in time to see a ging which is wearing a pink petti coat and carrying a banana playing a game of tiddly winks in the mid die of the floor with a guy which is wearing a saffron raincoat and car rying a green umbrella. I learns about b. b. from them. If Omar had been there we would have seen the K. M. which Ruby et you know, the girl with the iron stomach. But even then I only falls into one ditch and 1 climbs only fhe fences and tears, only three holes in my trouser and gets less than a half pt. of sand in my shoes. Besides I uses trie sana later to neip nil up fia mudhole in front of S. Barman's, Big Sale so it all comes to a good end in the end. The best thing they got to keep -oiks away in the wild dog zon which I has quite difficulty in passing. f ter nigh splitting my eyeballs try ing to follow a path which I can't aver decide whether it is there or not I runs slam into a fence what i3 all fitted out with barbed wire on top. But I'm a determined sort of pec son so I says "Eirmriel" and clfcnba it thus tearing my trouser for the first time. I finds myself in a par cel of dogs which is ferocious beasts and placed there for a ferocious pur pose. Consequently I tears my trouser again. However I says "Cani rognose" and ploughs through. Then I runs into another barbscl wire fence which is too much of a good thing almost but I merely sr.ys "Schweinhund!", giving him a boot H in the snoot at the same time and climbs it in haste although tearing my trouser. So finally I arrives at the Tin Can with only three rips in and some mud on the cheery old trouser and feel ing a growing respect for the hiver.t fulness of the athietia 'commissi .in peace of mind of the b. b. team. Per haps if they announced a series of lec tures on free verse of the Honor Sys tem before after and between halves they could keep the rest of the crowd away. Much obliged, WEDNESDAY, A. M. Poor naive Wednesday, his M. A. dees him little good. His grammar is deplorable and his perception lim ited. We fear that he was among the several benighted students who unwittingly became embroiled in the "led. School's Home for Doomed Dogs en route to the Tin Can, Wednesday mentions the Sigma Up- , si'on neophyte who galavnntod around i the campus ell one beautiful day last J week clad in top boots, raincoat, hat and umbrella. The next morning in a torrential downpour of rain we saw this person walking serenely along bootless, slickerless, hpstless and um brellaless. Moral (as Wednesday would say): Ja, wir haben keine bananen! ' The Tar Heel continues to uphold its reputation for picturesque adver tising. After reading the ad of the University Cafeteria in the last is sue we were inclined to shout "Shades .'f Roger Babson!" Which we did. The Desert is irrigated with a f crinkling of salt tears at the news that J. Dempsey is not to' visit us. Cf course it would be perfectly bar bttrous to bring a pugilist to the cam pus and North Carolina has too re cently dropped its collective tail, that is to say, its anthropoidal caudal ap pendage, to risk the consequences. No, our grief is purely aesthetic and al-t-uistic. It is the speech he was to have made we think of, for we have seen the gentleman in action and rec ognize his wonderful oratorical gift. Think of what Firpo would have done to him and all the Spanish names should have to sputter over in tne newspapers if he had not per suaded the Wild Bull with lucid meta- hor and striking simile, such as "There, take that!", and "Love is like a wood bird wild" that the floor was softer than his mitt. And we under stand from one of the campus edi tors that he had chosen to speak up on the subject "How English has We can't waste any of our valu able space this week in replying to the gross presumption of the Wilder ness that we would deign to prolong a 'linguistic duel' with it fancy! It seems to us a decent amount of time to show our hand would have been in order before making smutty im plications. The Old man i3 evidontly bit self complacent with INFIRMARY NEWS Dr. Abernethy reports that the month of January has been one of the healthiest months experienced since the war and that there has been a very small number of housu pa tients. Those that are confined in the infirmary at present are R. p. Warren, convalescent of pneumonia, R. ji'. Logan, tr, V. Harris, Henry Shaw, We will now rise and sing three j L' T. Bradshavv, L. W. .Kelly, with stcuzas of that old and beloved an- j infectious colds, C. E. Wike, severe growing them, n favorite of Eddie Cantor, en titled "My Girl Uses Mineralnva," Amen. infection of both ears and Spence with a cut 'on the knye I necessitated ! stiches. with E. R. which three fv v' i -A c perfec cream in the 'perfect ' container ?J (This is tne wsy one user describes WillUuns and the new Jlhjd-C..;-) Men buy Williams expecting to 1 their mam satisfaction in the Hin Cap. But when they first use tbo cream they get an equally pleasant surprise. 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