, Page Two THE TAR HEEL Friday, February 15, 1924 ar "The Leading Southern College Semi- Weekly "Newspaper" Member of N. Collegiate " Press ::' . X Association ' " r;H . Published twice every week of' the col lege year, and. is the official jiews- paper of the " Publications -Union of the University of North Caro , Una,: ChapeL Hill, N. C.' Subscrip tlon price, $2.00 local and $3.00 out of town, for the college year. Offices on first floor of 'New West Building -! Entered as second class mail mat ter at the Post Office, Chapel Hill ' N. C. ; ' ;. -""' ' - - EDITORIAL STAFF C. B. Colton ..... : : Editor W. M. Saunders .........Assistant Editor I". M. Davis,' Jr- Assistant Editor . M. Saunders ... Managing Editor C. D. Apple ......Assignment Editor REPORTERS H. R. Fuller J. E. Hawkins P. N. Parker M. M. Young W. T. Rowland . A. Cardwell, Jr J. O. Bailey L. A. Crowell W. H. Hosea C. L. Haney S. E. Vest W. B. Pipkin W. S. Mclver M. P. Wilson W. D. Madry. A. E. Poston E. S. Barr J. R. Parks Bessie Davenport BUSINESS STAFF Augustus Bradley, Jr Bus. Mgr. Harold Lineberger Asst. Bus, Mgr. W. T. Rowland ... Advertising Mgr. LOCAL ADVERTISING DEPT. G. L. Hunter L ......:........ Manager Assistants J. G. Dunn H. L. Rawlins W. C. Whitehead FOREIGN ADVERTISING DEPT. C. G. Reeves . ......Manager Assistants Harold Seaburn Alex. Crowell CIRCULATION DEPARTMENT 'v William Way, Jr. Ch'culation Mgr. Assistants: W. D. Toy, Jr .. Tom Dibble H. L. Wilcox M. M. Fowler Classified Ad Dept. J. F. Shaffner Manager Anyone desiring to try out for Business Staff apply Business Mgr. You can purchase any article adver tised in The Tar Heel with perfect safety because everything It adver tises is guaranteed to be as repre sented. We will make good imme diately if the advertiser does not. Vol. XXXII. Feb. 15, 1924. No. 34 TO WOODROW WILSON Magnanimity, the same that Spen ser sings To laud his faerie knight, is thine, 0 Sire! All native wormwood, gall, and fac tious ire Perish as God of State unbiased brings Thee home to fraternize with free dom's kings: Pious Luther; Emerson, wisdom's lyre; Milton, with heaven-lighted eyes on fire; Slaveless Lincoln, soul of underlings. imperial dimmer-visioned conquerors smote The earth with fists of banded steel in thirst bor greed; thy common idea gives release Prom hate, from trusting eyes re moves the mote, Engraves in death America the first To proffer friendship's open hand of peace. Chas. Bowie Millican. BOK PEACE PLAN RESULTS The results of the recen-; student ballot on the Bok Peace Plan give plenty of room for contemplation. Out of a student body of over 2000, IU9 showed interest enough to vote. 59 favoring the plan and 50 oppos ing it. However, this poor showing way be explained in part because of ! oi management of the ballot by the Campus Cabinet, insufficient di tussin of the plan in c hapel, and ery poor weather conditnm, Thtre was one encouraging feature tie results brought to Kgiz. Senti ".cut was about equally dVsded on vre n-tue which may be takci as a Uirfn that the few who did reveal in terest in the plan, evidently gave an unbiased vote. The ballot at Trirt ity and N. C. C. W. offer cn(i,c1y op HRife results. At the forme,- insii- at. on, 482 voted for the pki and 80 tgJinsf it, at the latter lit)') for and ft i fctinst, indicating that these vot ers thought collectively rather than individually. The results of the Caro in ball u r rot surprising to those who are well acquainted with the local apathy one ruing national affairs. We are tv wrapped up in college affairs to thii'k seriously of mtfvemen:.! outsido cjir. little realm. The few who do k'p up with , the times, thiit and vj.kess themselves intelligently. WHY NORTH CAROLINA HAS NO PRESS AGENT What JNorth Carolina needs is a press agent. She' has practically everything ' else," was the leading statement ' Iff Irvin S.'" Cobb's "article ori North' Carolina" irk a "recent issue of the" Hearst Magazine. ' The genial writer shrewdly summed up ' North Carolina's natural advantages and present 'economic and educational ad vances, and then' wondered why' she didn't produce prolific journalists to spread her fame. The answer is easy. The state doesn't seem to be inter ested in developing young publicity agents, or more concretely, the state University has made no extended ef fort to build up a school of journal ism. In fact, it isn't even offering a single course in journalism this year, and as yet has no definite plans for next year. There are at least fifty or sixty students here who would make jour' nalism their life work if the oppor tunity were provided them. The only newspaper training available to them is work on the Tar Heel, which it self is under a handicap because th men composing the staff are untrain ed and untaught, and must rely on their own initiative for development in newspaper work. A college iemi weekly is a poor medium for train ing of journalists, but it is the on) means holding out any incentive for this field in the University. It is no wonder then that North Carolina is woefully weak on self publicity when her largest educational institu tion gives no instruction in a profes sion that is the most powerful mou'd er of thought in the country. We have no doubt that the Uni ersity is aware of its failing in thys respect, and is marking time until it can establish a school of journal ism j whenever the proper men and funds can be secured. If the Univer sity should by any chance select a man to take over journalism next year, he should be equipped with both practical and theoretical training preferably a man with vision and en ergy who can teach the fundamentals of newspaper work from his actual ex perience on a daily paper. S-'uch a man would have splendid opporiuni ties to co-operate the class work with the college publications and could pave the way for a daily student news paper. Nor would he be without stu dents eager to learn the first lessons in newspaper work, for there are Many potential writers her? waiting to be shown how. only For several years journalism has been taught here under the English department with indifferent success, gradually growing weaker until now it has dropped out of the curriculum entirely. This may be due in part to its connection with the English department, for modern journalism has little in common with English. It should be a separate department if it is to possess vital influence and expand rapidly. Until the University takes definite action in installing a school of jour nalism, students wishing to enter the newspaper field must go elsewhere lor the'r training, and the buck is pissed to other colleges in the .state to supply North Carolina with press agents to tell the world of hsr activ ities and growth. Social etiquette is now being of fered as a course to Wichita College students. It includes table manners, letter writing, and proper conduct at all times. The purpose of the course is to remove individual faults and to develop social talents Ex. WANTS MEET Coach J. H. Kendragon of the University of Havana has written Manager Shack ell in regard to a dual mee". between the track teams of the University of Havana and the University of North Carolina.. He says that his team is to make a tour of the Southern states and ivants to stage a meet with the Tar Heels. He offera a return trip plus tins usuai courtesies. THE ORIGIN OF THE DECALOGUE Professor E. Caldwell will talk on this subject at the Bible Class at the Chapel of the Cross on Sunday at 10 A. M. . Come and hear him. THE WILDERNESS BY J. OSLER BAILEY v i - s-T' Of the 'recenVplayDSoc land the Shriek have "spoken! ' ; It's, getting latp, but bear witn us ior a wora or two, '"' '' The audience at the recent showing might be '.characterized as "dizzy but not dumb." We.jise dumb literally. In our humble opinion, the be&t 'of the trio was "Fixin's", by at least some margin. It was a ' good play, and got back to the original. Playmak- er idea in first-rate form. . However, as we observed the heart and-ear-rending debacle of rural af fection, brought on primarily by the drabness of life in the country, a thought actually occurred to us. Now, the persistent play-goer in Chapol Hill will recall that nearly all of the successful Playmaker tragedies havo centered about just one topic, the flat ness of country life. "Peggy," "John Lane's Wife," and the recent "Fixin's" are admirable illustrations. Person ly, we feel that the connotation is erroneous. North Carolina country life is a glorious experience, if one does it with discretion. The same is true of North Carolina town life. But we cannot conceive of anything more drab, flat, and tasteless than life in the railroad-siding towns, the cotton-mill towns, and the poorer sec tions of even our most splendid cit ies. "Many a farmer" leaves his roll ing acres and goes seeking the more abundant life in, for an example, the paradise of "Fixin's," Dunn, N. C, or Selma, or Clayton, or Durham. Per haps he finds it, but we will hazard a hearty guess that when the heath- r begins to bloom in the spring more than one, or one hundred, pale young man or listless maiden stands behind loom or notion counter and thinks all day of country roads and apple blossoms. There is tragedy for you, North Carolina Dramatist. We were mildly surprised recently when a Co-ed actually asked us to run fraternity ratings in our Colyum. The order left us almost as dizsy and somewhat more dumb, literally, than the average "woman student." But we resolved to satiate the fair charmer, and thus after a few weary days of silent sleuthing, we submit the following ratings for the edifica tion of all females who would be properly informed. If further infor mation is desired, we refer you to Roger Babson and the income tax re ports. The Co-ed's pride i3 Kappa Zig, Her shame is Sigma Pi. She loves to dance with Shaku Leg, And pet with Heva Psi. She wears the pin of Sigma Sig Upon her boyish blouse, And thinks a fellow is a prig If he does never souse! That's how they rate at Russell Inn The Ribbon-Wearer's Row! And every Co-ed wears the pin Of Chi Omega Joe. The- Bynum Gymnasium recently acquired a new outfit of dunibells. There was a good deal of consterna tion in the Freshman gym. classes when the little dears discovered that the new bells were painted red. Don't let it worry you, Friend Frosh, you'll see many a dumbell painted red on the Carolina campus ere you don your cap and gown. A new Cafeteria has come to town. We believe it has come to stay as a Carolina institution. Lately, the Cafe teria "tradition" has become so thoroly engrained into student life that it is making even ponderous old Swain Hall stagger. Miss Cates only recently built an extra counter in her emporium to take care of her horde of customers; the double barrage seemed strong enough at first to lop the line, but she installed two such charming and entirely painless ex traction experts, so to speak, that the deluge doubled and the line became longer than ever. To drop banter, we welcome the new-born Cafeteiia. There is room for it here. May it grow up with us, and old with us, in health and rosy cheeked prosperity. ' A self-help friend of ours has pre vailed upon us to say a line or two about the petty filching of apples by some of the cruel ogres who in habit this campus-on-a-hill. It is the duty of a Wilderness to be wild, and not at all to moralize, but, really now, the Carolina spirit does amount to something, and a 6c apple is not worth Btealing. Let's pass it up this wk. Perhaps we shall coiritatft it and apply the proper adjectives in the next Wilderness. It r X'f "1 -4: WW; GUY HAGAN Guy Hagan, of Greensboro ,who was undefeated on the Virginia trip. GLOUCESTER SCHOOL IS OFFERING SCHOLARSHIPS The Gloucester School of the Lit tle Theatre, Gloucester, Massachu setts, is offering two scholarships to undergraduates of American schools and colleges for its fifth rummer ses sion, July and August of 1024. In their Little Theatre, a pictures que old wharf building nestling among the ship-yards and studios, tha Glou cester Players last summer produced almost thirty plays which included such pieces as: "A Night At An Inn," Dunsany: "Wurzel-Flummery," Milne; "Riders to the Sea," Synge; "The Land of Hearts Desire," Yeats; and "Moon Tide," Clements. The school connect ed with the theatre offers courses in stage lighting, scenery, make-up, dancing, public speaking and acting. The seven members of the faculty in clude: Mrs. Florence Evans. Direc tor of The Boston School of Public Speaking and The Florence Evans Players; Miss Florence Cunningham of the Vieux Colombier anl founder of The Playhouse-On-The-Moors and Colin Campbell Clements (author of "Plays For A Folding Theatre, Etc." who with Edna St. Vincent Millay and Eugene O'Neill has been called one of the founders of a new school of American playwriting. Letters for information concerning the scholarships to the Gloucester School of the Little Theatre should be addressed to Miss Florence Cun ningham, 112 Charles Street, Boston. No Portrait is so completely satisfy ing as one made by a Professional Photographer. MISS KATIE L. JOHNSON Portrait Photographer Durham, N. C. What awhale of a difference just a few cents make ! " V' it' if, t " BENNY SCHWARTZ Benny Schwartz, of Charlotte, who is one of the largest point scorers on the wrestling team. He showed splen did form on the Virginia trip. A. I. E. E. MEETING By Jim Hawkins The U. N. C. Branch of the A. I. E. E. met in Phillips Hall on th? eve ning of February 7. H. L. Coe gave the Society a most interesting detail ed description of the transmission of pictures by wireless, with special reference to the transmission of mov ies in this way. His" talk opened the eyes of the society to the great pos sibilities for development along thes? lines, explaining that already a pic ture Iiad been sent pom $qk-9. .to a ESTABLISHED 1818 MADISON AVENUE COR. FORTY-FOURTH STREEt WEW YORK ' Telephone Murray Hill 8S00 Our Representative will be at JACK ' S PAR ROW IS on the following days durinpr the comincr season with Samples of Ready-made Clothin Furnishings, Hats and Shoes March 6, 7 April 3,4 May 1, 2 May 29, 30 Send for "Historic American Buildings' BOSTON Tremontcor. Boylston -1 1" " SENIORS The Bureau of Vocational Informa tion, 114 Alumni Building, has recent announcements of vacancies in the Government Service. Anyone interested may seo and dis cuss these announcements by calling - from 1:30 to 3:30. T. A. Whitener. University of Oregon Juniois haO: their anp'ml shine day recently. On, that day all. including co-eds, shined their fellow students' shoes for the- customary charge of 10 cents. The proceeds went to charity Ex. February Sale Of Furniture Reductions from 25 to 50 per cent Attend This Sale This Week Royall & Borden East Chapel Hill St. Durham, N. C. nnnnitttutnstttntattsstunnnns NEWPORT 220 Bellevuc Avenue all the difference between just an ordinary cigarette and FATIMA, the most skillful blend in cigarette history.