Friday, May 16, 1924
Page Four
THE TAR HEEL
Classified Deparimen
LOST A pearl necklace at the
Grail Dance Saturday night. Finder
return to Tar Heel office. Reward,
LOST: Beta Theta Pi pin with
W. C. Uzzell's name on back. Re.
ward if returned to 304 B. 2T
- LOST: Black looseleaf notebook
10x6, containing history and' English
notes, with name L. H. Crowell in it,
Last seen at bottom of middle stairs
in Murphy. Return to L. A. Crowell
No. 3 Steele and receive liberal re
ward.
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TRINITY GAME
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son got an infield hit, McDonald
rapped out a sharp single scoring
Johnson and placing Carolina in the
lead.
Carolina held up this lead until the
ninth, when with two' men out and the
weak end up, an error and two sin
gles put the winning run across for
Trinity. Dempster reached first
when "Touchdown" Jones allowed
a slow roller to pass between his legs.
Johnson sacrificed Dempster to sec
ond. Chappel flied out. McDaris
singled to left field, sending Demp
ster across with the tying run, and
going to second on the attempt to
get Dempster out at the plate. Eng
lish followed McDaris with a single
to center field, putting McDaris a
cross and making the score four to
three for Trinity. ,
Carolina made a threat in the"
ninth when -McDonald reached sec
ond with no one out on Chappell's
muff of his long fly. " Jones sacri
ficed McDonald to third. With the
tying run on third, Dempster tighten
ed down and sent Coffey back by the
strike out route and Morris flied out.
Trinity Ab. R. H. O. A. E.
Smith, 3b .5 0 0 0 1 0
Lowe,: lb ;:...1,1.8 ' 1 0 12 2 0
Turner, ss .. 2 0 0 2 5 2
Spikes, cf 4 1 4 0 0 0
Dempster, p ...3 10 1 2 0
Johnson, c ...., ...3 0 14 10
Chappell, If 3 0 0 3 0 1
McDais, rf ..4 111 0 0
English, 2b 4 0 1 4 3 1
Totals ...........
Carolina
McDonald, 2b .
Bonner, c
.. . 31 4 7 27 14 4
Ab. R. H. O. A. F
.5 13 0
...4 114
offey, rf 4 0 0 1
Morris, lb, c :.Z..4 0 0 10
Carmichael, cf :.3 0 13
Starling, 3b ...4 0 0 0
Dodderer, If .......4 0 1 3
Johnson, ss 4 111
Bryson, p 3 0 11
Jones, lb 0 0 0 4
0 0
7 0
0 1
Totals ....... 35 3 8 27 15 1
Summary: Three base hits: Mc
Donald, Spikes. Home runs:Bonner,
Spikes.' Stolen bases: McDaris. Sac
rifice hits: Turner, Dempster, John
son, Chappell, Jones, Morris. Base
on balls: off Bryson, 2; off Dempster,
2. Passed ball: Johnson. Hit by
pitcher: Coffey. Umpires: Whitted
and Allen. - -
BASEBALL TRIP
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games on accouunt of a sprained ankle
sustained in the Hampden-Sidney
game, was back in his old position
in centerfield against Trinity yester
day, and will play in the outer garden
during the trip. . i
Bonner, who was shifted behind
the bat from the outfield early in the
season, split his finger in the Trinity
game yesterday. His position as
catcher will be taken by "Casey"
Morris, who has been playing first
base this season. Morris' three years'
experience behind the bat make Car
olina supporters feel that the catch.
er's position will be well taken care
of. The trouble, however, lies in sup
plying a first baseman. "Touchdown"
Jones has played this position sever
al times early in the season, but
does not seem to be sure of himself.
He will probably be tried out at that
position or be put in the outfield
and Dodderer given a chance at first.
Starling andJohnson will play their
regular positions, third base and short
fitop, respectively, during the trip.
THE GILDED FUZZ SELECTION
.Monday night, May 19, comes the
long delayed and much hoped for
Sophomore Smoker. The following
night at 9 o'clock the Freshmen will
hold their first Smoker.
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in part: "It has made a clean sweep of those maggot-like problems which
have been boring into the very vitals of the campus (Applause). The or
ganization has done its work thoroughly, in fact, that there are now no
fields unplowed by it. With a ten inch plow it has snowed under the
seeds of discontent and in their place it has planted the Lilies of the Field
trroiongea applause;- -Recapitulating ana adding up, then, I would say
that since campus problems no longer cry -for our aid in solution the or
der should be dissolved." .
In support of Fuz Froneberger's offer for wrecking the order Fuzz
ette Kitty Lee Frazier then rose and gave a glowing account 6f its
mountainous achievements at the Co-ed House. It seemed that the Fuzz
had seen its palmy days. '
; The Hay-shaker felt, however, that the members had been misled by
the aforementioned gentleman and lady. "The work of the Fuzz." he
I, "has just begun. You deserve much praise for the truly efficient
way in which you have solved the pressing problems of the campus. It
would seem from the speeches of those who have preceded me that there
is now no longer any necessity for the continuance of our order. It grieves
me to say that such a step has been rendered impossible by the actions of
one of -our own members." ' The speaker here paused in order to ask Fuz
Steve Brody to retire from the room. "By virtue of having failed to
swing in with the lofty standards of this fair order Mr. Brody has be
come a tiy in tne ointment ot the university.
"Now Lady and Gentlemen here's a problem worthy of an attempt at
solution. Last fall the University Executive Committee, after mature and
prolonged consideration, adjudged Mr. Brody so evil and contaminating an
influence that his continued association with members of the Boll Weevil
Staff would be both ruinous to them and Carolina They made the boys
resign. Uut what have they done about JBrody I ask you I What effort
has the Golden Fleece made to extinguish this disturbing factor? (The
Golden Fleece, is violently hissed by all present). Ah, my friends a state
of apathy has prevailed. Isn't it true that Mr. Brody continues to lounge
around Patterson's Drug Store? There he is coming daily in contact with
scores of innocent professors and students.
-ne aeiiDerateiy xiaunts resident inase Dy passing the mansion
several times daily in his Hudson Coach. The members of the Executive
Committee, according to Dame. Rumor, verge on nervous prostration be.
cause of this sore affliction. They have failed. The Fuz never fails
(sustained applause for over five minutes). It is "up to us to show the
campus that we do not uphold a member who has by it been adjudged un
worthy, Lady and Gentlemen we can still stop Brody's -alleged sewer
like emanations. We must be rid of Brody (More applause as the Hay-
shaker resumes his seat)." .
Fuz Bingo White then' rose and after having supported the stand of
the Hay-shaker bitterly attacked the Golden Fleece "It is an obsolete
shibboleth," he declared. "They are robbers and thieves," he vehement
ly continued. "Robbers and thieves in the sense that they have robbed us
of a great many of those whom we rushed daily during the year. DOWN
WITH THEM." (Bingo staggered to his seat while the assembled brothers
guffawed at the Fleece).
Now before you start' on the meat of this story the Hay-shaker wishes
to call your attention to several departures from established precedent and
his plans for the continuation of the order next year. This year, the or
der has decided to award a supreme lionor the title of "Fuzzy." Those
deemed worthy were "Fuzzy" Paul .Addison Clements and "Fuzzy" James
Clell Greenwood. These men have worked hard for years to garner this
appellation and it is therefore no more than fair that the students should
address them in this most becoming -manner.
Though the Hay-shaker will not be here next year the "Fuzz" will go
on. The line of succession has been . determined upon and m this; his "30,
the Hay-shaker wishes Hay-shaker, Second the greatest of success with
the order next year. His identity will not be made known for reasons
which will be apparent to even the obtuse-minded Monday morning.
This year's pick follows:
"FUZZY" JAMES CLELL GREENWOOD, BILTMORE, N. C.
"I am Sir Oracle, when I ope my mouth let no dog bark."
NO VI FRATRES IN FACULTATE
"PSYCHO" HENMAN
"He could on either side dispute
Confute, change hands, and still confute."
FRANK CARL VILBRANDT
"Little deeds of kindness, little words of love,
Help to make earth happy like the heaven above."
(THE HAY-SHAKER'S "30").
JONES WINS THIRD PRIZE
"Oh, monstrous, superstitious Puritan,
Of refined manners, yet ceremonial man,
Dost search, and, like a needy broker, prize
The silk and gold he wears."
"What are these wondrous civilizing arts
This Roman polish, and this smooth behavior,
That render man thus tractable and tame."
"FUZZY" PAUL ADDISON CLEMENTS, ATLANTA,
"My lord advances with majestic mien,
Smit with the mighty pleasure to be seen."
GA.
S. F. Jones, special student in the
University, won third prize in the
editorial contest conducted by The
Open Road magazine. There were
several hundred contestants and edi
torials came from all over the United
States.. '.':.. '
The editorials were divided into two
groups: those written Dy mgn scnuoi
and preparatory school people, and
those by older people, first prize
was twenty-five dollars; second,
fifteen and third, ten. '
- The most frequent subject written
on was "World Peace," and most of
the others were on political lines of
thought. " .
The decision of the judges was
based on three things: the clearness
and force .with which ideas were pre
sented; the author's ability to write
good English; the importance and
value of the subject.
Miss Polly Wells who has spent
several months in Chapel Hill at the
home of her uncle, Professor Horace
H. Williams leaves for her home in
Middletown, Conn., on Friday. Miss
Wells leaves a host of friends. She
will attend the dances at Fortress
Monroe on Saturday and make visits
in Philadelphia and New York on her
way home. ..
SENIOR WEEK
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versity Band or Orchestra on hand,
and Professors Fitch and Weaver
taking part in the program.
A big mass meeting will ; be held
Sunday at 4:30 o'clock. At this
meeting the Rev. "Parson" W. D.
Moss will lead in an invocation and
make a short talk to the class, follow
ed by a 15-minute address by Presi
dent,, Chase. The band will be on
hand to render music, and the stu
dent body is invited to attend.
The class song is now being writ
ten and will be sung at intervals
throughout the week. "
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DEAN CARROLL TRAVELS
D. D. Carroll, Dean of the School
of Commerce, has been awarded one
of the Kenan Traveling Professor
ships for the next scholastic year.
Mr. Carroll, with his family, in
tends to start for Europe in Septem
ber, where he will be during most of
his absence. '
v During the fall months he will be
in England and Scotland, and the rest
of the time on the continent, study
ing current economic changes going
on there. -: 1.
Professor Carroll, while he is gone,
will visit France, Italy, Austria, Ger
many, and probably Russia.
BUDD-PIPER ROOFING CO.
DURHAM.
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Roofing and Sheet Metal Work
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"Trifles themselves are elegant in him.'
9 "With whate'er gall thou sets thyself to write,
Thy inoffensive satires never bite."
JAMES EDWARD HAWKINS, . RALEIGn, N. C.
"Such men as he be never -at heart's ease,
Whilst they behold a greater man than themselves.'
"How else said he, but with a good bold face,
And with big words, and with a stately pace?'
SUE BYRD THOMPSON, NORFOLK, VA.
"You are above
The little forms which circumscribe your sex."
"Is she not more than painting can express,
Or youthful poets fancy when they love?"
PHILLIP CHARLES COCKE, JR., ASHEVILLE, N. C.
"Pleasure with intoxication should be join'd,
So take the corn and leave the chaff behind."
"Now, he exacts of all, "wastes in delight,
Riotr in pleasure and. neglects the
law.'
THOMAS PATTON CHEESEBOROUGH, ASHEVILLE, N. C.
"Taught or untaught the dunce is still the same."
Aping the foreigners in every dress
Which bought at a greater cost, .becomes him less."
CHARLES KNOX MASSEY, DURHAM. N. C.
'"I am a part of all that I have met."
"What fairer cloak than courtesy for fraud."
ROBERT LEE FELTON, JR., FAYETTEVILLE, N. C.
"Sooner than the matin-bell was rung
He clapped his wings upon his roost and sung."
"Haste thee, nymph, and bring with thee
Jest, and youthful Jollity."
But hail, thou Goddess sage and holy,
Hail, divinist Melancholy."
PAYSON DENNIS CARTER, CHAPEL HILL, N. C.
"I bray and croak and hiss at will
"I've read the world:, have you read King is Quhair?
V Ah, no, my friend, but I have read
Walt Scotts Emulsion and I have red hair."
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No!
They're Shoes
But almost as inexpensive
as bananas
at
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