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GRANT NEW PRESIDENT OF ALUMNI ASSOCIATION Daniel L. Grant, Executive Secretary of the General Alumni Association of the University of 'North Carolina,' was elected president of the National Asso ciation of Alumni . Secretaries at the thirteenth annual conference held at Columbus, Ohio, last Friday and Sat- : urday. V; .,;;.".' , Mr. Grant returned to the "Hill" Mon day and staled that the Association is planning to have its annual meeting here next April-provided accommodations can be arranged. There are more than two hundred ' members of the Association from, about eighty per cent of the col leges of the IJnited States. : ."There was no difficulty in getting the lniversity's invitation accepted," he said, "I found the alumni secretaries more than anxious W hold their meet ing here. All of them were talking about the big march of progress the institution was making and they were anxious to get first hand information, about it. The eyes of the educational world are focused on North Carolina and especially on the University.",,.' Under a new plan adopted by the As sociation, Grant will appoint regional directors throughout the country. He is the youngest alumni secretary, in age mid experience, ever to be elected presi dent of the national association. While away from Chapel Hill Sec retary Grant also attended meetings of Alumni Associations in Nashville and Chattanooga, Tennessee; Louisville, Ken tucky, and Chicago, Illinois. The Alumni Magazines Association held their annual meeting in conjunction .with the alumni secretaries, and when the two groups meet here next year they will be supplemented by the alumni fund directors. The Saturday issue of the Tab Hkkl omitted the name of J. W. Silver, of Southern Pines, from the list of students making U A's in the winter quarter, lie having made four. 'Die omission is gladly corrected. : . Jimmy Poole was on the Hill for the Grail dance Saturday night. t- - i i . i ... OPEN FORUM "' "- " " ii LOST Green Sheaffer Life Time Fountain Pen, engraved with the 'name W. G. Shoe maker. Please return to 207F and receive reward. . The New Travel Promenade and -Upper Main Deck Accommodations For TOURIST III Cabin Passengers CHERBOURG ' Special Sailings ROUND TRIP May 18. June a July 3. Cabin rata on application Foe April sailings u Copenhagen Danzic ud Baltic ports - apply to Baltic America Line, inc. 8-10 Bridge St., N.Y. orlocilAgcat. $177. R. R. CLARK DENTIST Over Bank of Chapel Hill Phone 385 Cornell University Summer Session in LAW First Term, June 21 to July 28 CONTRACT, Assistant Professor Whiteside of the Cornell Law Faculty. . PROPERTY, Mr. Willcox of the New York Bar. , SURETYSHIP, Professor Camp bell of the Harvard Law Fac ulty. ' MORTGAGES, Professor Camp bell.,:', "v, "- TRUSTS, Professor Fraser, Dean of the Minnesota Law Faculty. MUNICIPAL CORPORATIONS, Professor Burdick, Dean of the Cornell Law Faculty. PRACTICE, Professor McCnskill of the Cornell Law Faculty. Second Term, July 29 to Sept. 8 CONTRACT, continued. AGENCY, Professor Thompson of the University of Pittsburgh Law Faculty. ' 1 WILLS, Professor Vance of the Yale Law Faculty. INSURANCE, Professor Vance. BANKRUPTCY,1 Assistant Pro- ' fessor Robinson of the Indiana University Law Faculty. PARTNERSHIP, Professor Wil son of the Cornell Law Facidty. CORPORATIONS, Professor Ste vens of the Cornell Law Fac ulty. - . " Students may begin the study of law in the summer session. For catalog, addrett th , CORNELL LAW SCHOOL Ithaca, N. Y. Editor of the Tab Hekl. Your asinine and misguided eolyumist, J. N. Robbing,' has seen fit to make dis paraging remarks about the Activity of Epsiloil Upsilon Epsilon. He may be partially excused on the grounds of ver dancy and unfamiliarity with the art of column writing, but this excuse becomes slight Indeed when one persuses his maiden effort in the field. It is deplora bly evident that he will remain forever a bungling neophyte, Wc offer the Tab Hiini. our commiserations, v . Allow us to quote the puerile Mr. Rob bins: "If the. E. U. E. brethren really have an organization, we should like to see them come out in the open and demonstrate a little of that opposition of which they boast." . Such criticism, born of ignorance and sycophancy, is typical of the entire campus. ' This one poor slinger of hackneyed phrases is not the sole subject of this denunciation j he mgrcly represents the complacent density of the student body. First, be it understood that Epsilon Upsilon Epsilon is still in existence and that its policy of opposition is as strin gent as ever. We have not come out in the open because' we realize that any real, concentrated effort would be more diun useless. The men forming the stu dent personel of this institution of high er learning are in the depths of mental stagnation. Any attempt to call atten tion to their shortcomings would be re sented, and any essay to correct their faulty attitude would be disregarded as the work of hulfbacked radicals. So our opposition has only been manifested in our primate meetings, in which we sorrow over the childish simplicity of the campus in general and of Mr. Rob bins in particular. To offer construc tive criticism would be an attempt to elevate the local Babbitry ar.$ to ,this we are opposed. Let. them stumble un aided down the path of dumbness, funda mental to, the last. Mr. Robhins is the proud possessor of a double complex. He feels that he is undergoing eternal persecution and also that he is superior to the majority of his fellow morons. As an example of this failing it will be necessary to give another extract from his lamentable colyum. "The Lord knows a little op position would not be amiss at present in this place where over two thousand supposedly intelligent students are herded together like sheep, shorn of all individuality and made to conform to a sorry pattern which is at best only a cut and dried type of mollycoddle." Here , the budding literateur.' insinuates that he considers himself very mistreat ed, in fact robbed of his individuality. This lutter feat would be impossible, as individuality of the most rudimentary sort has- never been among his assets. In this he stands four-square for the Carolina student. In conclusion, the opposition of Ep silon Upsilon Epsilon to all forms of campus idiocy will be ever-present, but unheard by the unwashed. We see no object for example, in striving to better the intellectual lot of men who allow a scheming politician to ride over them by the simple process of. crying "Death to Polities." Mr. Robbins, it may be added, unfortunately ' rose to his pres ent editorial position by conniving with that gentleman. Scribe of E. U. E. TAR BABY TRACKMEN LOSE TO DUKE FROSH Houchins, Woodward, and Candler for the Visitors Are Big Factors in Run ning Up the Scores of 76-49. The Tar Baby track aggregation, fac ing its first real strong competition, was able to win only five out of fourteen first places in a dual meet with the Duke Frosh last Monday and were accordingly defeated by a score of 76 to 49. Duke jumped out in the lead at the beginning of the afternoon by taking first in the century dash and the mile and from that time on were never headed. The cold wave Monday that was experienced all over North Carolina hundicapped the athletes somewhat, but the track was fast and the competition keen enough in many events to insure fairly good time. The most noteworthy performance of the afternoon was turned in by Colburn, of Carolina, woh (lung the discus' 110 feet 11 inches. ; Duke's whole track team was built, up around three men. '. If these three Indi viduals had been missing, Carolina might have enjoyed a more prosperous after noon. , Together they were responsible for forty-two of the seventy-six points garnered by the winners! The three lads responsible for this remarkable feat were Houchins, dash man, and Wood ward and Chandler, distance runners. The latter two deserve particular com mendation when it is known' that they placed first and second respectively in the half mile, the mile, and the two mile. A rather strenuous afternoon's work when all things are considered. Houchins, high point man of the meet, a track team in himself, won first place TAR BABY NINE DOWNS DUKE YEARLINGS 5-2 University Freshmen Win by Getting Breaks of the Game Ingram ' ' Does Good Defensive Work. ' , The Carolina freshmen got revenge, for their previous defeat at the hands of the Duke Freshman nine by .taking the big end of a 5 to 2 score on Hanes field, Monday afternoon. The game was fea tured by tight pitching and loose field ing on both sides, .the high wind mak ing it impossible to handle the ball clean ly. " Each team was charged with five miscues for the aflernoon. The, stick work of each team was ex ceptionally lights but the Tar Babys were fortunate enough to produce hits when they meant runs. : , The pitching of "Steve" Ingram was the bright spot in Carolina's defense, and Johnson, of Duke, proved a worthy opponent. The Duke hurler held the slugging Tar - Babys to three hits, and the stick artists for the Little Blue Devils were able to gather only six bingles from the delivery of In gram. The Duke twirler struck out five while the Tar Baby ace was sending eleven of the opposing hitters to the bench by the strike out route. JesSup, slugger for the Tar Babys, de livered the winning hit in the sixth when his two bagger sent a pair of tallies i over the plate. This gave the Carolina nine a three run lead and the Duke boys were never able to overcome it. Carolina Ab R H Po A E Stone, rf. L 4 1 0 0 0 0 Sattcrfield, ss. 4 10 3 10 Board, lb 4 0 0 9 1 1 Jessup, If.. 3 0 11 11 Finilator, cf. , 4 0 0 0 0 0 Coxe, 2b. ..: . .. 2 0 0 2 1 1 Williams, 3b. ....... . 3 1 0 1 3 1 Furthest, c. 3 1 110 4 0 Ingram, p. .. .............. 4 ,11 121 4 Totals Duke McCarthey,' cf . Hollingsworth, rf. . Rowe, 3b. Carriilhers, lb. Burton, If. ... Adams, ss Wyriek, c .... Crabtree, ss. :. Johnson, p Weatherly, If. ........ Robinson, rf. Barker, c. . j x Allen 31 5 3 27 13 5 Ab R H Pit A E .41 ,3 j3 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 2 13 0 0 2 3 ...... 4 . . 4 3 ,.. . 4 3 3 .... 3 ..... 0 1 1 I 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 'Totals .... ........ ....34 2 6 27 13 5 x Butted for Johnson in ninth. Summary Three-base hits: Ingram. Two-base hits, Jessup, Carruthers. Stolen bases, McCarthey (4), Adams. Struck out by Ingram 11, by Johnson 5. Base on balls, off Ingram 2; off Johnson 4. Hit by pitcher: Satterfield and Jessup by Johnson. Umpire, Steiner (Duke). Time of game, 1 hour 65 minutes. in the hundred, the two tweuty, the two twenty low hurdles, and second place in the broad jump. Carolina's oidy field of superiority was in the weight events. She scored four teen out of a possible twenty-seven points in these events, taking all three places in the discus throw. The mile run was interesting in that Candler, Duke, barely nosed out Brown, Carolina, for second place with a beauti ful sprint down the home stretch. Thomas,- Fresh baseball pitcher, showed his versatility by placing second In the low hurdles and second in the discus. The Summary follows: Hundred yard dash: Houchins, Duke, first; Adams, Duke, second; Metts, Carp Una; third. Time, 10 85 seconds. Two-twenty yard dash: Houchins, Duke, first; Metts, Carolina, second ; Holt, Carolina, third. Time, 24 35 sec onds. Four-forthy yard run: Sandlin, Caror lina, first; Good win, Duke, second; Da vis, Carolina, third. Time, 65 seconds. Half mile run: Woodward, Duke, first; Candler, Duke, second; Moore, Carolina, third. Time, 2 minutes 13 seconds. Mile run: WooUward, Duke, first; Brown, Carolina, second; Candler, Duke, third. Time, 4 minutes 49 seconds. Two-mile run: Woodward, Duke, first; Candler, Duke, , second; Cox, Carolina, third. Time, 11 minutes, 3 seconds. , 220 low hurdles: Houchins, Duke, first; Thomas, Carolina, second; Miller, Duke, third. Time, 28 seconds. '''' High hurdles: Smith, Carolina, first; Miller, Duke, second, (Other men dis qualified) Time, 19 15 seconds. High jump: Summervllle, Carolina, first; Cotton, Duke, second; Futrelle, Smart, and Brummitt, all Duke, tied for tisird 'place. Ileighth, 5 feet 4 inches. Broad jump: Cotton, Duke, .first; Houchins, Duke, second; Presson, Caro lina, third. Distance: 20 feet. Pole vault: Cooper, Carolina, first; Pierce and Brogden,( Duke, tied for sec ond. Heights, 9 feet 4 Inches. : Shot put: Brummitt, Duke, first; Har per, Carolina, second; Burton, Carolina, third. Distance, 37 feet. Discus: Colburn, Carolina, first; Thom as, Carolina, second; Burton, Carolina, third. Distance, 110' feet 11 inches. Javelin: Roberts, Duke, first; Brog den, Duke, second; Presson, Carolina, third. Distance, 129 feet 5 inches. THE UNTAMED LADY t One of the season's big events, a new Swanson film ! Glorious Gloria in "The LTntamed Lady" scheduled for its local premiere at the Pick today. . The ever popular star is seen in the role of Joan, a spoiled society, darling Ac customed to having her own way and the heroine of many broken engagements, who rules men like an imperious queen until she falls in love with a chap who isn't so easily handled. There's a sur prising finish to this picture, which runs the gamut of all , the emotions from thrills to comedy and back again, with Miss Swanson giving one of the greatest performances of her career ' Wonderful society backgrounds, Gloria in magnificent gowns, comedy thrills, de lightful romance I Part of this picture was made at Plnchurst, N. C. SPORTING LIFE A magnificent film version of the great London ',-.' Dmry Lane stage success, "Sporting Life," which '.had a two years run before the footlights in this country, conies to the screen of the Pick on Fri day. It is an elaborate melodrama of London sporting and society circles, vi brating with thrills, offering a sympar thetic love story, a furious prizefight, and a great scene visualising the running of the Derby ajt Epsom Downs. Bert Lytell plays the role of hero Lord Woodstock, supported by Marian Nixon, Paulette Duval, Cyril Chadwlck and oth- erfwall-known screen favorites. When the man he backed to win the fistic championship was doped, young Lord Woodstock took his fighter's place and won by a knockout., He rescued his' girl from a Limehouse den and saw his racehorse run to victory in the Derby. Dr. Wilson Is Attending Convention of Librarians f9 ' Snows At 3:15 4:45 6:40 and 8:20 . Regular Admission THURSDAY, .April 22, 1926 . I'ariimouiit Piclur Gloria Swanson in a De Luxe Society Love Comedy "THE UNTAMED LADY", With a ' special cast including Lawrence Gray . . and Joseph Smiley. Adapted from a story by Fannie Hurst Juvenile Comedy "Baby Be Good" FRIDAY,. . . . . . . April, 23, 1926 The famous Drury Lane Melodrama SPORTING LIFE" With a special cast including Bert Lytell, Marlon Nixon and Paulette Duval, V Tuxedo Comedy "Home Cured" Pickwick Theatre "Almost a Part of Carolina" ' - Dr. L. R. Wilson, University librarian, left Tuesday for Signal Mountain, near Chattanooga, where he will attend a meeting of the Southeastern Library As sociation, of which he is the 'president. The convention, which will last from April 22 through the 24ih, will be at tended by delegates from nine south eastern states: Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Ala bama, Mississippi, Tennessee, and Ken tucky. President Charles F. D. Belden and three cx-presidents of tlw American Li brary Association are on the program. Three Important committees of the Amer ican 'Library. Association,.'. the Commit tee on Library Extension, the Commit tee on Training for Librarianship, and the Committee on Adult Education, will gather in the Tennessee city, v ' BUDD-PIPER ROOFING COMPANY DuEHAM, N. C. Roofing and Sheet Metal Work am &VCassachusetts Institute of technology no Inoividom, and practical training at five'indujtml plants are important features of the Graduate Course in Chemical En gineering Practice, Field work is carried out at Bangor, Me; Boston, Mass. , and Buffalo, N. Y. ; in plants producing iulphite and soda pulp, paper, caustic soda, chlorine, heavy acids and . salts, sugar, coke, gas, steel and other chemical products. The more important operations of Chemical Engineering, at typified by the above processes, are studied systematically by tests and experiments on actual plant apparatus, thus fixing in the student's mind the principles of Chemical Engineering and correlating these principles with practice. , The work is non-remunerative and independent of plant , control, the whole attention of the students being directed to study and experimentation. . Registration is limited, as students study and experiment In small groups and receive individual instruction. Admission requires adequate preparation in chemistry and engineering. Able students can complete the requirements for the Master of Science degree in one and a half years. For further deaiit addrttt tin SCHOOL of CHEMICAL ENGINEERING PRACTICE Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Cambridge, Mass. 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