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Page Two THE TAR HEEL Thursday, September 23, 1921 tie Car )ttl Leading Southern College Tri weekly Newspaper Member of North Carolina Collegiate rress Association Published three times every week of the college year, and is the official f i 1- - Tl-.l. 1 i.; TT-. newspaper oi me ruoicatioiis un ion of the University of North Caro lina rhaitol Will M f!. Kiihsfi-in- tion price, $2.00 local and $3.00 out . j it n - 01 town, ior me college year. Offices in the Building. basement of Alumni J. T. Madry.. ..:.....;..L...:....Editor F. F. Simon Business Manager . Editorial Department Managing Editors J. F. Ashby. Tuesday Issue Byron White. ... Thursday Issue L. H. McPherson u.. Saturday Issue D. D. CarrolL. A ssistant Editor J. R. Bobbitt, Jr. Assignment Editor Staff '- J. H. Anderson H. L. Merritt J. M. Block W. P. Perry J. E. Coggins - J. P. Pretlow J. R. DeJournette S. B. Shephard, Jr. K. J. Evans-. F. h. bmith T. W. Johnson W. S. Spearman H. C. Lay Wm. H. Windley Alex Mendelhall HI A. Wood Business Department W. W. Neal, Jr..:.Asst. to Bus. Mgr. Edward Marshall, JT....Collection Mgr. Advertising Department ' Kenneth R. Jones Advertising Mgr. William K. Wiley : Ben Schwartz George E. Allen . Harry Schwartz Charles Brown Edward Smith Circulation Department Henry C. Harper Circulation Mgr. Frank Turner W. W. Turner C. W. Colwell Tom Raney You . can purchase any article adver tised in the The Tar Heel with perfect safety because everything it advertises is guaranteed to be as represented. The Tar Heel so licits advertising from reputable concerns only. ATHLETIC INDECENCY Ever since the serpent enter ed the Garden of Eden man ha3 worn some form of clothing1. Custom has brought about a law that requires individuals to cov er their bodies to a certain ex-, tent, at least when appearing in public. The Driftwood Fire Dave Carroll "Many flames rise from chance driti" Entered as second-class mail matter at the Fost Office, Chapel Hill, N. C Thursday, September 23,1926 PARAGRAPHICS It looks like J. Pluvius is get ting primed for Saturday. Please, Jupe, if it must come, spoil Fri day and spare Saturday. President Chase says "democ racy is threatened." President Poteat, of Wake Forest College, also had democracy as his theme in his address at the opening- of that college. Democracy micht be threatened, but it has two worthy proponents in these two men. Just as there are many pickpockets or many flags in many lands, so there A , . . , . , are many cnanges. a cnange, wc are A person taking a trip down . v.. : , ,ii;to frtonA to the stadium rrmrnt ret ih& I u1M i?on vAnoatinn . a Will liOTC VCftlACtAAMJ vu.wvv- impression that the law has been for,, four years, is a thing that one's 1.J A J? 1 t 1 4 a1ama sm nri-fa . uttirava no a Ha a repezueu - xi row ox uencnes nas wufiujcc v - been placed approximately twen- Wn that hif father .and brother.s' , . ., , fraternity and other wise, never ad- ly yarus irom ine staaium upon mit h&ying. the insidioua thing about which certain football candi- k1aam u-noln vhnntrf "Pi sir tire bliO iiaMV -wvw ,m0w dates prefer to dress instead of advertisements and about women, who using the dressing rooms. Auto- never warn; the outward difference mobiles occupied" by ladies are between a freshman and a sophomore; seen daily along the roadway JT rT.T" 1 from Cameron Avenue to the Lh nmd hv a second attemot: Stadium and the occupants, to change is to make different, to while waiting for their escorts convert We gleefully seize upon this who are generally out by the usage.01 tne wora' Ior 01 course e . . 1 ni a mrriarAnr- i;vprv nerson wnn is neia to view the practice, are - - . forced to leave or stay and view prociaim to the world that he is dif the dressing act. ' ferent. And of course we have came The Law Library, which is in with a message; possessing only an close proximity to the stadium, average nature, we intend to convert ia nlwnva nimU K Q i,r somebody to something. We, like the j , , , , . . 3 average, will play Savonarola to that during the day and sometimes student-body characterized by a re more Who can also view the cent woolly columnist as a herd of scene. ' ' academized. unthinking sheeD until A freshman football candidate some "rebug becomes playful in the was seen walking down the road ast scene- At any rate' we must nwmtnj xr ,, , break down and confess a change in around Emerson field one day Li . J: v . . I WIUUUUOWJ tu CUlbVl ui bite uic- weea. wiui me upper nan ceding column, we express our grati- Of his bodv entirely Iiudfi. tude for the rolnv be Coach Bob Fetzer is responsible all success for his ventures in ror tne acts of the athletes, but r t""""c;"" worm, bo remote irom we know that the coach is not inese KmvlL,T? UDiquitous or omnipresent and PerhapS the chance reader of these therefore cannot watch all the lines will not consider the fire worthy mfiTl "'all thf timp A man Virr of the smoke. Yet he mav ha nTnncsd - w -"'.v.. - J w.uawu.. enough, old enough, and ugly e- or interested by a failure to see in the nough to play football should be f"ture the cufmary "illery against . , . , the scape-goats, so termed truly or advocate enough of decorum to n . .--.L. refrain from such things in the departure from the usual trend of Calendar Thursday, Sept. 23rd 7:30 P. M. Play maker read ing, "A Thousand Years Ago," by Percy Mackaye. PJaymaker Building. ' Friday, Sept. 24th 4:00 P. - M. Playmaker try outs for "A Thousand Years Ago," in Playmaker Building. Monday, Sept. 27th 8:30 P. M. Y. M. C. A. Cab inet, Y. M. C. A. 8:30 P. M. Freshman Cabi net, Y. M. C. A. Election of officers to be held. Tuesday, Sept. 28th 7:30 P. M. Phi Societv. 1st year law room, Law Building. 7:30 P. M. Di Society, Di Hall. .. ENGINEERS TO MEET The American - Institute of Electrical Engineers will meet tonight in Room 206 of Philips Hall. The program will consist of music, talks by the Faculty, and eats. All Electrical Engin eers are urged to be present, and especially the freshmen The returns of the Dempsey Tunney fight will be received by radio. .. Stetson "D" has old pants to match last season's suits LOST Beta Theta Pi frater nity pin. Finder please return to E. D. Crabtree at Beta House, and receive reward. LOST Phi Delta Chi frater nity pin between Mangum dona tory and Sutton and Alderman's. Finder please return to Sutton and Alderman's. future. 3tt OPEN FORUM LETTER student observation he may. if he cares, attribute to an inability on our part to distinguish between the good and the bad, the sheep and the goats. Or perhaps we are suffering from a case of political tremens, and want to exchange our Cheshire grins for some thing. Perhaps that's the insidious thing about it . Whatever be our de signs, good or ghoulish, we announce a feeling of peace and good will toward those parties which have so Paragraphics and editorials usurped more than their share of the first issue of this paper. Since the chansre of Drintino- in ten point type from eight point as used last year less news mat ter has to be printed. Hereaf ter more news matter will be used on the editorial page. The chief difference between our old and new offices is the absence of the blare of mnsif ( n from instruments of would-be musicians in New West building l nanics for the buggy ride! Dear Carolinians: - Since I am unable to return to Carolina this year. I wish to .i i ... aavise tnat the school - -j j vwu "iv mi. uuk ui tauiuus sub-assistant" cheer leader wit- Once the witticisms against the Short as I was one of last vpar'a Glee Club, Playmakers, coeds. Uni- freshmen elected to that posi- versity restrictions etc-, were in style, tion. I greatly aODreciate th ,S C hooPirt3: But now we beg ki,: , . wave 10 consiaer tnose things not sol t ii Y lrienaS gave me' and bad' . n!eai of not so good. And Shall never "forcet tn rpmom. Deace. mv InrHi! ilio noKnt.. ber" t.bp a fv-u t I ions of prAAf. MnrfiioTTi TTn;mrAm;4-;nM . w wvuvui, muiiUgU X W clo . v t via. ox uco there only nine months, I think ad nwsPaPers have brought us to - .. ... this niip-ht of fnilino" tl WimoraUo . some oi Carolina's traditional i,' " 1 " e , " ;. . , . . out.raci.ions. remaps n the spirit was imbued into me; and Northern critics had known as much mm year, at the College of about their business as some of our nharlpHrm Via ol, l t j..lcamnna nnf? T n -i -wv, me ouiwi j. ctlll to 1 . .. . . uv. o cieau attend, I shall be rooting "heart house at home 'or a refreshing change, and soul" for Carolina. (I ran Ter? T skeletons in our remotest j, x, . ... . x- uioseus warns m our eyes nerhan d6 this without any troubles of the most sought after Jmpufw conscience as the College of is not only tainted, but riHir.,,in,ii See Our Fall Line of SUITS AND TOPCOATS . Before you buy . ' Extra Good Quality in Snappy Styles at Very Low Prices S. Berman DENNY WILL STAR HERE OCTOBER 1 Asheville Little Theatre Troupe to Present "He Who Gets Slapped He Who Gets Slapped, the not ed European and New York suc cess written by Leonid Andrey ev, will be presented here under the auspices of the Playmakers on October 1 and 2 in the Play maker Theatre by the Playhouse Players of Asheville. He Who Gets Slavved will bring back to Carolina George Denny in perhaps the greatest role in which he has ever ap peared, that of the clown "He" The play is directed by Dr John W. Timen, formerly of the Moscow Art Theatre and who was a student under Stanislavis ky. Inasmuch as the setting and action is European the - Play house, players were indeed for tunate in securing Dr. Timen to direct He Who Gets Slapped. Sometime during this quarte: Professor Jones of the Englisl Department will offer courses 01 the European Short Story, an( Dr. Higby courses on the Frencl Revolution. These two serie: will be given in Raleigh. Say Fellows Try our snappy patterns in golf hose to match your knickers. Stetson "D." GET YOUR SHEAFFER'S LIFETIME FOUNTAIN PENS : AT SUTTON & ALDERMAN Let your next Suit be a Calvert Hand Tailored ALL WOOL SUIT rnmo in on1 l'ncnatf sin.. large assortment of all the ! leading shades. Jack L'pman's University Shop Next Door to Pickwick Delicious Cakes and Pastries for That next Social or Smoker The Hill Bakery PICKWICK THEATRE "Almost a Part of Carolina" SHOWS DAILY 3:00, 4:45 6:45, 8:30 - REGULAR ADMISSION 10 and 25c THURSDAY, SEPT. 23 Greta Nissen, Ernest Torrence and William Collier, Jr., in THE LADY OF THE HAREM" Bruce Scenic Tallin; Water Valley' Pathe Comedy FRIDAY, SEPT. 24 Betty Bronson and Ricardo Cortez in "THE CATS PAJAMAS" Hodge Podge "The Merry Go Round of Travel" Bill Grimm's Progress i Charleston has no athletics.) And above all thines. fivht. Wake Forest Saturday and a- venge last year's defeat. With best wishes to all of Car olina, : : NORMAN O. EADDY The Playmakers have reduced the price of season tickets tn $2.50 in order to enable every siuaent to attend all perform ances during the vear. The tickets may be resold and are also transferable. The sale is now going on and lasts urtti fcaturday. The work the play makers do is really a part of tne education a student gets nere, so everyone should take advantage of the reduced prices. Fashion makers have decreed that men shall wear suits this fall to match their complexions. Ladies could easily keep in style, but we are waiting to see the collegian strutting his red suit. Much controversy has been made about man descending from ape, but now a German professor has elucidated the theory that ape is descended from man, and not the reverse Page Dr. Swartz. freckled. Who knows? It's easy to lose sight of real dangers in our gid dy pursuit of will-'o-the-wisps. This column extends the privilege of im munity to no offender; but it stoutly reiuses to make its course lie along a pain already too well beaten bv other observers. Look elsewhere for latest scandals about the customary scapegoats. We hope to administer a more effective paregoric to the campus. And when we throw a fit. we look i . . 1 a.nc , YTimam uam Student . . . "c Just tmnK chapter of the American Society , an choclate candy are simp- Of Civil Knrir,0n 11 , ly ra ."d gulorious! night at eeven-thirty o'clock in tv f . . room' 3X9 of Phiilipa Hali. A 7 rtll b. found fa - utoSSSJ cx uuct win oe given oy Mr. nounaance. ur course it's usually Mackie and "Doc" Chase. Th worth what i costs. All luck to von CIVDL ENGINEERS ARE TO "GET ACQUAINTED" rest of the time will be used in a "Get Acquainted" rnptino- Refreshments will be servpd and the returns of the Dempsey Tunney fight will be received over a radio. class of '301 God save the frpSwn and the king! . Other Newcomers We want to welcome other things too, but- we're so doggonned sleepy we ieei like a whole mattress advertisement. There's old Smith ris ing like a banshee in her new whito cosmetics or perhaps like a pale city cousin among tanned country friends. Scholastic scamps will see ghosts in tne deans' offices ; ' Wonder of wonders! . The Fount of Truth near Battle, Vance, and Pet to the tune Just whose un J BILL 215 ComeTeam 230 Ventriloquist 250 Trained Seals !3.tM) Orchestra 3:15 JiNiarititt.Tiiln 3AS litningAiiisi t oo doner &uan 430 !AHotDogsfe dvu oranaiinaia Why ih .mri i i of New Theatres Coming Chapel Hill will two new movie theatres in ad dition to the "Pick." rw these ia r.n ha ttaUA !. -i i. P w kj vaiiru i. iit- . u ri nno i . aj , "7 ngrew, now founts w e operated by Ken- four shiny spouts, ctii r imey, ot Uoldsboro. Full information the other theatre is not yet avail able, but it is rumored that if is to be named the Ritz. mi , " "Bm-cofc Loucn oi tne lever. inese two new movie houses Isn't that just like knowledge and will be large enough to accom- truth? Wha little we've seen lies modate the crowd of students concealed for Parching eons until real who cannot find seats in the worklsdone- Then the sudden truth "Pick" " knowled airly hits you between eyesi Ain't Mature grand? truthful activities are the inspiration for this revival of vnnA TVnflt hesitate to say. But thar she blows! And the jet of water, with no gentle ness, suddenly spurts up into your iace at tne lightest touch of the lever Coi on A a vaudeville manager for "faculty adviser"? "VTOBODY understands the principle of a bal anced program better than the manager of a vaudeville house. . That's a thought to you men now making out your study programs. Balance the chemistry with English literature; balance your calculus with economics. It all gets down to the fact that in industry t0-na' ,electrical communication included, you will find men well-grounded in their specialty but broad in human sympathies men of the "all around" type who can shoulder big responsibility in a big organization. festem Electric Comnanv Makers of the Nation's Telephones Nmhr 41 $ Sirtit