Thursday, March SI, 1927
THE TAR HEEL
Page Three
The Driftwood Fire
By Dave Carroll
Howzatf orapurtypicture ? We
put this cute little cut at the head
of our column in order to lessen
the tension of pre-election days.
Students weary of the smiles and
smirks of politicians may find
the Tar Heel more interesting
since these pictorial features are
to be added. Some students will
no doubt find it hard to under
stand the relation between the
cuts which will be printed and
& "Driftwood Fire." But the
reason why we accepted this job
was that it gave us all sorts of
license and so far we haven't
used it. Today we have chosen
to write about something which
is of great interest to every Car
olina student that is, a trashy
nothing in particular.
The columnist intended to re
print a cartoon featuring "Moon
Mullins" for the delight of his
boy readers. But he later de
cided that the appearance of
Moon in this paper might be mis
taken for an attempt to give un
fair publicity to a certain can
didate who looks like Mr. Mul
lins. (We offer a prize to the
student who guesses the name
of the candidate. Professors
and co-eds absolutely will not be
allowed to make nasty compar
isons between the whole student
body and Mr. Mullins) .
1
Bostonian Charm!
Gitcha gun. The following
appeared as an advertisement of
a book published in New Eng
land recently:
Warning!
"People all around you are us
ing the mighty force of magnet
ism to get what they want. Over
700,000 copies of this great work
have been sold ; thousands more
are being sold weekly, It is quite
likely that someone is using mag
netism on you. So, if for no oth
er reason than to protect your
self, you should master the se
crets of magnetism without delay.",--";,
The Student Council has sent
in a rush order for this potent
means of convincing enemies.
.
Niggahs Up Nawth
Some heartless schemer in At
lantic City has been swindling
negroes by the sale of various
cure-all "powders." Among the
brands of this powerful medi
cine are: Guffer Dust (New
Moon) "No. 1 for $50.; Happy
Dust, $40; Black Cat's Wish
bone, -$1000; Easy Life Pow
ders, $100; Tying Down Goods,
$50; Chasing Away Goods, $50;
King Solomon's Marrow, $1,000;
Boss Fix Powders, $15; Buzzard
Nest, $100; Black Cat's Ankle
Dust, $500. ..
The New York World offers
this explanation of these trouble
chasing roots and herbs:
" 'Bringing Back Powders,' it
was learned from credulous res
idents in the negro quarter here,
are designed to bring an errant
wife or errant husband back to
the fireside on the trot. 'Tying
Down Powders', administered to
the object of one's affections
have the effect of making your
sweetie come closer to you.
'Chasing Away Goods' does just
the opposite. It makes undesir
able lovers leave your presence
pronto, never to return. 'Boss
Fix Powders' are the best in the
world when you want an extra
vacation, a, raise, shorter hours,
or an executive position."
The names appeal to us. The
Student Council is said to be try
ing feverishly to exchange a box
of ','Chasing Away Powders" for
wise "King Solomon's Marrow."
Owners of self-help honor box
es are clamoring for the "Tying
Down Goods." - The infirmary
here is being mobbed by students
who demand "Easy Life Pow
ders." 1
Yet, anybody who cannot read
tragedy in that advertisement
should have the letters raised
for him.
Political News
The columnist wishes to com
mend these men, or their
friends, for the information
which they have voluntarily
given him concerning the politi
cal support of the following
candidates : " Judson F. Ashby,
Billy Ferrell, Bill Sharpe, IL.V.
Chappell, Joe Bobbitt, Galen; El
liott, Phil Dawson, Charlie Lips
comb, "Swampy" Twif ord,
"Red" Ellison, "Soap" Sandlin,
Bill Adams and .Walter Kelley.
This information, which in
nowise binds these men into a
ticket cannot be furnished .;; at
this late time for lack of space.
Although we were requested to
publish the news in this edition,
it must be reserved until Satur
day's 'issue. '', ; . ;
BIBLICAL COURSES
MAY BE GRANTED
COLLEGE CREDITS
The School of Religion, made
a part of the University at the
end of the fall quarter, reports
a successful end of the winter
quarter's work and announces
the following schedule and cours
es for the spring quarter:
Religion 1, The Life and Lit
erature of the Hebrew People,
a course in the Old Testament,
open to sophomores, juniors,
seniors and graduate students,
three hours a week, - meets at
12 :00 Mondays, Wednesdays
and. Fridays.
Religion 2, The Life and
Teaching of Jesus, a course in
the Gospels of Matthew, Mark
and Luke, open to sophomores;
juniors, seniors and graduate
students, three hours a week,
meets at 8:30 Mondays, Wednes
days, and Fridays.
Religion 103 (graduate sem
inar) , Christianity and Con
temporary' Movements, conduct
ed by professors of the Univer
sity, will deal with some of the
most important recent advances
in fields where human values are
especially involved psychology,
philosophy, education, econom
ics, politics, international rela
tions, sociology, and the like.
These movements will be evalu
ated from the standpoint of the
Christian principles concerning
personality. Two hours a week,
on Tuesday evenings, from sev
en to nine.
All classes this quarter will
meet in Room S at the Episcopal
church.
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Not a chance of
that lead-like, loggy
feeling even during
early Spring if you
make a daily habit
of Shredded Wheat.
That's one reason
why this prince of
whole wheat cereals
graces the training
tables of so many
colleges and schools.
Carefully separated com
pletely cleaned, perfectly
shredded, and thoroughly
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Except its convenient biscuit form, its
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Dead Number Buccaneer ,
No 5 Better, Nor Any Worse
(Continued from page one) 1
any number of perfectly dumb
and pointless cracks, another
number of jokes that should be
sent to the home for aged and
infirm, a few more that one can
smile at and a minority that
bring forth fat-producing chuck
les from the reader. If the staff
were larger, probably the cam
pus could read a better Bucca
neer. v '
However, with all its faults
and defects, the funny thing is
extremely well balanced. The
make-up, which quite often
means a great deal in regards to
the potency of a college comic,
is good. And the exchanges
"which play hide and seek among
the advertisements take unto
themselves a certain degree of
pertinence.
Considering everything, the
Dead Number is about as good
as the average Buccaneer quite
a bit better than many college
comics and quite a bit worse
than some we have read.
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THURSDAY, MARCH 31
Lillian Gish and John Gilbert in
"LA BOIIEME"
FRIDAY, APRIL 1
Student Body Votes Friday
On Recent Gambling Affair
. (Continued from page one)
deciding Brown or Aycock's
motion, and the assembly seem
ed confused, so Norman Block
made another motion providing
that the previous ones be mov
ed aside and one ; introduced
seconded, and . passed upon.
Block was followed by Jona3
who questioned whether there
was a 'quorum present. David
Milne then asked if there was
not a quorum present. Brown
and Jonas then withdrew their
motions 'and allowed the assem
bly 'to vote ' on Millie's ! motion.
It did not meet with approval
and after ' more discussion, ' Ay-
cock made a motion providing
that the student body vote on
the three major motions. This
was carried and the student
body will vote Friday.
President Chappell is not cer
tain if the registration books
can be made ready by Friday,
but if this is arranged ballot
boxes will be placed in their
regular places from 9 :00 till
6:00 Friday.
Sounds paradoxical, but no
woman can hold her own in a
battle of tongues. Los Angeles
Record.
"China is sleeping giant"
having nightmares. Salt Lake
Telegram.
Absolutely
prewar
Edgeworth
To the man
who isn't
satisfied
with first
place
Contm ft, ;cfli0
THE man who wins a race can't afford to
get complacent over it. His next step is to
improve on his own running time.
The electrical communication industry in
America ranks first in the world, with excep
tional facilities for research and constructive
work.
But the men in this industry are never satis
' fied to let it go at that. No process, no matter
how satisfactory, by whom devised or how well
buiwarkedbyage,ishereimmunefromchallenge.
This dynamic state of mind must appeal
mightily to men who are pioneers at heart.
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