Thursday, July U, 1927
THE TAR HEEL
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SEEP1NGS
By Andy Anderson
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Friend John told us last week
that women here certainly were
hard to know. Said he'd done
more "think-loving" in the past
week than he thought was hu
manly possible.
LOUISE MEDLEY
and
ELISE ROBERTS
Editors
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PERSONALS
, But wouldn't it be fine if. peo
ple could send clothes by radio?
Then my brother in Australia
and ,1 could wear the same pair
of pyjamas. ' '
Well, we can't end pyjamas
by radio but radio has made
many a man put 'em on.
Speaking of mathematics, if
two times two were equal to five,
there'd be a helluva lot of flunks
in math this term.
Which goes to prove that
women 'ain't ; the only things
with figures look at the San
skrit tablets.
And they're both alike no
body knows everything about
either of them. 1
Women pay no attention to
their figures look at the tele
phone girl.
We know one "hello damsel"
who had a lot of beautiful lines
but they were always busy.
Some bird gave her a ring
but she refused it because it was
not a cluster.
And when he married her,' he
brought a brass band to the wed
ding ; but she got a divorce when
it turned green.
She said it made no difference
what grounds She got her di
vorce on, her husband knew
nothing about real estate.
Now he's a telephone widower.
We heard of a telephone sys
tem that was so bad it took four
days to get the fire department.
His son had just come in from
a date and needed cooling off.
We suppose all this happened
in Chapel Hill.
If it did, no one would know
whether to lay the blame on the
telephone company or the fire
department.
You get service from both a
la carte.
A la ox cart.
They're all right in their way
but they don't weigh very much.
Somebody told me the other
day that love was an abscess of
the gizzard. If that's true, the
best thing to do is to cut it out.
But we won't go into that
now. '
Tumor cracks like that and we
should be shot.
Perhaps we are, who knows?
We know of a woman with
such a dark past that she has to
carry an electric light wherever
she goes. .
And just because a man car
ries his date to the marble or
chard, that's no sign that she's
a dead one.
Miss Christine McCrary spent
the week-end at her home in
Lexington. She was accom
panied by Miss Hester Kitchen,
Miss Elizabeth Deans visited
friends in Smithfield last week
end. ,
Miss Elizabeth Deans visited
friends in Smithfield last week
end.
Miss Sara Kincaid visited
friends in High Point, Sunday.
Dr. and Mrs. Wallace Col
trane; Misses Grace Snipes and
Emily Grantham of Dunn were
guests of Miss Blanche- Grant
ham, Sunday.
Miss Ara Hooks of Smithfield
was the week-end guest of Miss
Christine Thompson.
Miss Maude Lee of Winston-
Salem is the guest of her mother,
Mrs. I. F. Lee, this' week.
. .Miss Mary Benton of Raleigh
visited Thelma Howell last'Aveek-
end. ' . ,"
Miss Daisy Stephens of Rox-
boro was the guest of her sister
Miss Louise Stephens, Sunday.
Misses Virginia Falls and Es
ther Dew visited relatives in
Durham over the week-end.
Mrs. William Crew returned
Monday after a short visit in
Oxford.
Miss Bessie Holmes spent the
week-end in Graham.
Miss Lula C. Barrett visited
in Fayetteville during the week
end.
Mrs. J. W. Patton spent the
week-end at her home at Elon
College.
Miss Nora Lee spent the
week-end in Raleigh.
Miss Celeste Hubbard spent
last week-end at her home in
Clinton.
Miss Celesta White has re
turned from a week-end trip to
Raleigh.
Miss Elizabeth Edwards went
to Durham last week-end.
Misses Elizabeth Oliver and
Jocylyn Watson and "Chick"
Brooker drove through the coun
try to spend the week-end in
Greenwood, S. C, Miss Oliver's
home.
Misses Blalock and Breeze
visited in Durham for the week
end.
Misses Ila Lee Brady and
Frances Boyett spent the week
end in Smithfield.
Mrs. M. R. Hester and sister
went to Ramseur over the weekend.
Miss Luther has returned
from Apex.
Miss Inda Collins has return
ed from Holly Springs.
Miss Edna Boyles spent the
week-end in Raleigh.
Miss Verdery Redmond has
returned from Roanoke where
she spent the week-end.
Miss Mary Martin has return
ed from Selma. 1
Miss Julia Bethea visited in
Townsville over the week-end.
Miss tfell Gibbs spent ,the
week-end in Dunn.
Misses Alice Mallar and Lot
tie Bolton spent the week-end in
High Point. '
Miss Mary Love Brewer spent
the week-end in Red Springs.
Misses Ruth Roger, Clara
Purser, and Mildred Harris
have returned from Sanford.
Miss Mary Jones has return
ed from Greensboro where she
spent the week-end visiting
friends.
Misses Edna Earle McGeehee
and Elizabeth spent the week
end in Reidsville. While there
they attended several parties and
dances.
NEW RECORDS
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at
FOISTER'S
Engagement of Mabel
Couch Is Announced
Announcement of the engage
ment of Miss Mabel Couch to
Herman Alonzo Dickert of Par-
lin, New J ersey, was recently
made- by her mother, Mrs. John
Henry Couch. Miss Couch, grad
uate of 1926, has been on the
library staff for a year. Mr.
Dickert completed a "master's"
in Chemistry in 1925 and is
now research chemist for the
Dupont-Pathe Film Manufactur
ing Company. The marriage
will take place in the fall.
A talk by Tom Quickel on
Hawaii will feature the program
of the Christian Endeavor ,at
the Presbyterian church Sunday
evening.
Mr. Quickel spent a year and
a half in the Hawaiian Islands
with the intelligence department
of the United States army,
Industrial and Fine
Art Exhibition Now On
Among the latest Campus dec
orations appears several attrac
tive posters announcing the In
dustrial and Fine Arts Exhibi
tion to be held in Phillips Hall
today and tomorrow from 8:00
to 5:00 o'clock. Room, 300 will
be headquarters for the fine arts
exhibits and number 116 will
serve as show window for the
industrial arts department.
This exhibition will interest
the teachers, -i or each article
placed on the exhibition . illus
trates the possibility of some
teacher, the instructor pointed
out yesterday. The exhibits are
the work of the classes in
school arts.
EVERYTHING IN
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at
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QUIZ BOOKS
at
Sutton and Alderman
Epworth League to
Produce Play Sunday
A dramatic program including
a play entitled "An Important
Question" wil be presented by
the Epworth League Sunday
night at 7 :00 o'clock in the Sun
day school room of the Method
ist church. Mrs. J. S. Harrell
of Charlotte, is directing the
play.- A reading will be given
by Miss Ora Upshaw of Coving
ton, Georgia.
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