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T V T A " HEEL
Saturday, January 12, 192S
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Saturday, January 12, 1928
ing, one may luxurate with Hershey
bars to fill the physical needs and
that 'Sunday morning .Tar Heel to
satisfy all mental yearnings. ' Or, if
the food supply i3 running low,
there will always remain the alterna
tive of making a goat of oneself and
letting the daily Tar Heel minister to
the physical as well , as the mental
necessities of the moment. Luxury?
Yea, verily!
The Hello
Habit :
Habits--be they good or bad are
formed easily .enough; but, unfor
tunately, they do not seem to be
passed on from one generation to an
other .as are some characteristics. : A
few years ago it was a universal
habit here for one student to give
a word of greeting to another as he
passed him one the campus. Today
that custom, like many others, is ob
served as fully in the breach as in
the keeping. ;
Of course with a student body near -ing
three thousand in number, it is
an impossibility for; one man to -become
acquainted with any large per
centage of th'e total. But each indi
vidual can at least recognize the kin
dred bond that connects him with
his fellow" University student by that
endly "hello
; . by -
john mebane
Modestly, we offer suggestions, for
a revised curriculum. And if the
University sees fit to adopt any of it,
then we can strut about the campus
and throw our but chest. We really
don't need it anyway. Our . sugges
tions follow: J
PETTING 1. This course will deal
with technique placing special stress
upon approach in her home, street
cars, and theatres. .Pre-requisite for
Petting 2." 7 days a week.
PETTING 3. An advanced course
in the art of necking. A laboratory
course. Experiments .will be carried
on. - Special stress is .laid upon the
huddle system. Outside work re
quired. 7 days a week. Pre-requisite,
Petting 1. Lab. fee $1.48. This in
cludes payment for- lipstick, hair
grease etc. .
good old- habit of the friendly-
Such efforts to revive the
spirit
Week"
as the
old
Speak-Greet-Meet-
PARAGRAPHICS
'Twelfth Night" revels to be
flung by the Playmakers - tonight
must be a sequel to the old "fen
Nights in a Barroom." But still-we
wonder wTiat happened to the eleventh
night?
At last "We discover an advantage
State College has over the University:
its students were given a holiday
yesterday in honor of Gardner's, in
auguration. , . '
Clara Bow's V"Three -Week-ends"
might explain to.Dean Bradshaw even
.better than his survey Why freshmen
leave the campus on Fridays.
In the view of the operatic orgy in
Greensboro next week, the Tar Heel
' would like to explain that "The Demon
Barber of Fleet ; Street," to be read
Sunday night by Professor Russell
Potter, is "not a dime-novel rendition
of "The Barber of Seville." " '
campaign, put on a year or
two ago cannot prove successful un
less' the feeling of friendliness ex
ists on the campus. To shake" hands
with the ' man on your right and in
troduce yourself to the man on your
left one day in the year maybe ac
tuated by the proper motive, but it
is only a futile gesture unless the
wish to be friendly is a continuous
feeling within the campus body.
One of the advantages possessed by
smaller colleges such as Davidson is
the" abundance of friendliness evi
denced in the relation of the students
to themselves and to visitors. A
"hello" is the perfectly natural reac
tion to a meeting. It is a part of the
general good will prevalent, it is an
indication of the spirit of' the school.
For in some subtle manner is the
"school spirit" of an institution made
up of the attitudes, the relations, and
the sentiments of its campus. "Hello"
is a short and simple word, but its
implications are manifold, its signi
ficance profound, and its results far
reaching. . ' . '
; The ' recent visit of " the Arkansas
lawmakers to the University was most
encouraging they appeared to have
legislated away all traces of the
parent monkey. Another instance of
the power of the law.
If these Virginia officers start in
vestigating student drinking too close
ly and too thoroughly, they -will pro
bably see double the actual amount
of drinking. . ; '
A Sunday
Morning -Treat ',
All the comforts of home and the
luxuries of the leisure class may soon
be within the reach of the average
student if the proposed plan for a
daily Tar Heel is worked out Not
only will the news of the campus and
town be delivered to the door five
times per week, but even Sunday
morning will have its paper.
Think of the joy of waking up on
Sunday morning after the Saturday
nigjit before and being able to amble
to' 'the door and retrieve a Sunday
edition of the college newspaper, then
to crawl back beneath the covers and
Tead all the happenings of the week
end (which one so easily forgets under
certain circumstances), all the an
nouncements of things to come, and a
summary of. student opinion on any
thing of moment. . -
The only thing then lacking for the
complete realization of a home-sweet-home
Sunday . morning is the ''break
fast. 'And that lack may be remedied
by laying in a supply of edibles the
night before, so that when': one's
starry eves first ope upon 'the morn-
CLIPPED
A BRIGHT IDEA
Plans for bigger ancT better foot
ball teams at' the University of Wash
jngton seem to be definitely under
way, with an announcement from the
Women's Federation that University
.women may soon be recruited to
"sell" Washington to prospective
grid-stars. '
Heretofore the business of bring
ing home the much sought after foot
ball bacon has been in- the , hands ' of
the athletically-minded male " support
ers of the University. According to
reliable authorities, this business has
suffered a considerable relapse during
the past few years. (
. It was for the canny graduate man
ager tohit'upon a long-neglected and
potentially powerful sales force to
bolster up the, flow of football ma
terial to Washington. One co-ed can
do more with a big high school touchT
down man than two "alumni, three
bearded sophomores, and one assis
tant coach. , Only no one had ever
thought vT3fx. that before.
And so very likely the co-eds will
be armed with well-organized ' lines
and sent out on the trail of the grid,
wonders. ';... - ;
Go get 'em, girls. Univ. of Wash
ington Daily. . ;
PETTING 3. A xfours'e for gradu
ates. ' Extensive study of love-making.
Romanticism -in the- eighties.
The Victorian methods. How to pro
pose. ' Why marry ? 7 days a week.
PETTING 4. A special'course for
novices. History of petting. The
modern generation. "The approach.
Lab. fee, $3.98, covers admission to
theatre once a week. 7 days a week.
ETIQUETTE 1. A course in hu
man behavior as she should be learn
ed. This course deals with .the eti
quette of drinking, how to openJ
automobile doors, and why wear a
hat. Laboratory fee, $1.50. 5 days
a week. , . -
ETIQUETTE 2. This course gives
a forecast of what the' well-dressed
woman will bare. 5 days a week.
ETIQUETTE 3. How' to handle
knockers; 'why wear shoes; -the art
of returning socks. 5 days a week.
MODERNISM 1. A composition
course. How to obscure a thought hi
an incomprehensibfe entanglement of
.syllables; how to . hide your light un
der a bushel; how to get the bushel.
5 days a week.
MODERNISM 2. Advanced compo
sition. - How to appreciate and imi
tate Gertrude Stein, E. E. Cummings,
Ezra Pound, Eugene Jolas. How to
appreciate the modernistic trend of
thought. 5 days a week.
MODERNISM 3. A course in art.
Modernistic tendencies in art. How
to draw a picture of an ostrich overr
turning a bottle of milk. Marketing
your drawings. 5 days a week.
PORNOGRAPHY 1. A . course in
the short story. How to work the sex
interest into the plot; how to get a
woman into an entanglement; 'how to
remove her. 5 days a week. -
PORNOGRAPHY 2. A course in
the writing of the novel. , How to
"develop a New York setting; how to
introduce subtly the;, licentious ele
ment into the story. 5 days a week.
ECCENTRICS 1. How to wear a
black,' tie improperly; how to carry a
black parasol; , how to cross a street
absent-mindedly; how to assume a
thoughtful appearance. 1 day a week.
Now that we have made our sug
gestions we will wait and hope. .
You know, our ' little brother had
the flu during Christmas, and we're
"Scotch, you see. So he wouldn't send
for the doctor because he was afraid
that he would take his temperature.
J.
Swimming Pool and
Stadium Excavated
Vienna (IP) A marble swim
ming pool and stadium; buit by a
Ephesian citizen, Publius Vediu
Antoninus, central heating plan'
supposedly built by the same mar
and a basilica constructed , by ;th
Byzantine Emperor Justinian a
Empress Theodora in honor of , J oh;
Theoiogus, have been discovered b
excavations in Asia Minor by ' th
Austrian Archeological Society ah
Rockefellow Foundation experts, Th
relics have been placed in the museum
at Symrna, in, all cases where they
were movable. v ' " '
And when he took the.' fever, he
sent' down and had' the furnace cut
off.-".
Maybe that isn't exactly right. .
But we had rather be red-headed
than right! " .
You know, that's right.
- And this is red-headed.
' This column, is dedicated to Juliet
who made a roamer out of romeo.
The End.
What's Happening
; TODAY
Saturday, January 12
, 8:30 p. m. The Playmakers Thea
re. Twelfth; Night Revels, .the" an
nual celebration of "Old Christmas.':
Ul Playmakers, old and young, arr
nvited. Come in a costume.
Sunday, January 13 . .
' 8 :30 p. m. , The Playmakers Thea
re Playmaker Reading. "Sweeny
fodd, the Demon Barber of Fief
treet," a Victorian ,. Melodrama b
harks D'bdin Pitt, will be road by
rdfensor Russell Potter.
Floating University
Students Are Having
v A Big Time iir Japan
According to radio despatches re
ceived in New York, a musical com
edy, "Floating Around," has just been
successfully presented by students of
the Floating University before an
audience of students of Doshisha Uni
versity in Kyoto, Japan, who . "en
joyed it hugely. It is a burlesque on
student life aboard the Floating Unit
versity. The music and lyrics were
written by- two undergraduates,
George Buzza, Jr., and Ayres Comp
ton, who also directed its production.
It has a cast of thirty, including an
attractive chorus of singing and danc
ing girls. It is to be 'presented be
fore various other student' groups in
Asia and in Europe.
A debating team has just been
formed to debate with' students of
many lands on. international problems.
A dramatic club has already produced
on shipboard an American play, and
is now busy on one dealing ' (with
Oriental .life. This- group has been
haunting the Japanese theatres, and
scouring around for, costumes and ac
cessories in fascinating littje Kyoto
and Tokyo ; shops. ,
Spanish and French tables were
organized almost as soon as the Dol
lar Liner, President Wilson, sailed
from New York harbor on November
8th. At one' table the wife of one
of the professors, Mrs. Eunice, Weav
er, native South American, has ; been
encouraging students, uncertain -of
their Spanish, to talk, and' at an
other, Mrs. Russell Krauss, instructor
in French, has been leading the French
conversation. ' . C .
, En route to' Japan there, ' was a
formal dance every Saturday night
on shipboard and much informal danc
ing at meal times and evenings. Deck
sports soon became very popular, and
the, swimming pbl ' was much in de
mand. . Between - Panama and San,
Francisco wereformed a small or
chestra to play chamber music, and
another to compete with the Chinese
jazz orchestra on shipboard.
Having, settled down for the past
three weeks in Japan to study on
shore, to. make field trips, and to see
the sights, the Floating University is
once more' on its way around the
world. ' It will next visit China, the
Philippines and the Straits Settle
ments, including Singapore, and will
then proceed to Siam, India, Suez,
Egypt, Asia Minor and Europe, re
turning to New York in June.
The experience of the present, cruise
makes it clear that , the courses stu
dents like best and work most enthu
siastically in, are those which:- closely
relate what they see and do with
what they learn from class, books,
and-field trips of observation and in
vestigation in the countries.' they
visit." All courses in the future will
be planned on this basis and most of
tlem will treat the world as aunit.
International Relations, for instance,
will illuminate the relations between
nations all around the globe. Stu
dents in Sociology 'courses will com
pare sociological conditions in
America, Hawaii, Japan, China, In
dia, and elsewhere. Students of bi
ology and geology have' an almost
continuous- laboratory before'' their
eyes. And so it goes. The Floating
University is not a tourist cruise, but
a university traveling, with the whole
world its laboratory. V
Asks Students for Written
Criticism of Curriculum y. .
' Seattle, WashJ (IP) The Student
Council of .the University of Washing
ton has called for a written criticism
of the university curriculum from "all
students, in an effort to aid in the
revision of the university's courses.
Man may be a superior ' animal:
but the others Jon't scheme to make
their world f oolproof , San Franciscc
Chronicle.
Open Forum
HARK EN, O BUCCANEER
f CIRCULATORS ! .
To the Editor: . .
;. The last time that' the Buccaneers
were delivered, (that is thrown in the
hall), some thief took about half of
them from our floor. It's not the
principle of . the thing that we are
concerned with, it is the Buccaneers
we want. If this were the first time
this thing had happened, it - would
not be quite so bad; it- is getting
habitual. Now what we would 'like
to sugest is this: (we areconstructive
critics) that the person who delivers
the Bucaneer condescend to put them
under our doors. The time he would
lose in this would be paid by efficient
delivery. - We feel sure that delivery
would be increased by about at least
100 per cent.
'We want our Buccaneers.
Joe H. Mullen.
J. Johnson.
Let Me Introduce
by :
J. MAR YON SAUNDERS
Alumni Secretary
i
Willis JamesBrogden -
It was a complete surprise on Jan
uary J", 1926, when Governor McLean
appointed Judge Willis J. Brogden
'Justice pf the , Supreme Court ' of
North -Carolina to fill the place left
vacant by the resignation of Justice
L. R. Varser, for if was not known
that this resignation find. appointment
were; even being considered. . It all
happened so quickly that nobody had
the opportunity to . present Judge
Brogden for the place. - Governor
McLean thought of no other man who
could fill the place so well as Justice
Brogden, The widespread approval
of " this appointment was reflected at
the time in the words of Judge James
S. Manning, who declared:' "Since
that time, more than two ' years of
distinguished service- on the bench
of the Supreme Court 'of North Car
olina which Justice Brogden has ren
dered this state has more than ful
filled . the "prediction of Judge Man-:
ning." .. ' . . : . - .' ' '
Speaking recently from his long
observations and experience on the
bench, Justice Brogden expressed the
opinion" that "I gravely doubt that
the percentage of crime per capita
has increased in the last 50 years."!
During his senior year at the Uni
versity, Judge Brogden, with Edward
Kidder Graham as a colleague, won
the first victory over the University
of Georgia in intercollegiate debate.
He-graduated here with the class of
1898, being editor-in-chief ef the Tar
Heel that year. " "
After leaving the University, he
became a teacher a't the Raleigh Male
Atademy conducted by tne late no
lessor Hugh Morson. "Next he was
prindpal of one of the, Durnam tity
schools, and . later studied law at
Trinity and also at .the University.
After, receiving his license, he prac
tised law in Durham, first in partner
ship with Col. S. C. Chambers and .
later with Victor S. Bryant. From y
1920 until his appointment to the Su
preme Court bench he practised in
partnership with Jones Fuller, -and
F. L. Fuller, Jr. -
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