Page .Two THE TAR HEEL SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 1945 Life Can Be Beautiful Wt)Z WfX OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE PUBLICATIONS UNION SERVING CIVILIAN AND MILITARY STUDENTS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA AT CHAPEL HILL ROBERT MORRISQN PAT KELLY . HOWARD MERRY JACK LACKEY JACK SHELTON IRWIN SMALLWOOD CARROLL POPLIN BETTIE GAITHER. HARRISON TENNEY New Stuff: Jane Baucom, Jean Blane, Sibyl Goerch, Augusta Pbarr, Betty Green, Elizabeth Pinckney, Eleanor Craig, Marty Taylor, Nancy Hoffman, Tom Corpening, Jo Pugh, Dot Churchill, Frances Halsey, Jean Ferrier, Janet Johnston, Fay Maples, Thelma Cohen, Boy Thomp son, Mary Hill Gaston, Jocelyn Landvoight, FredClapp, Betty Washburn, Al Lowenstein, Albert Hnffstichler, Barbara Spain, Gloria Bobbins, Jane MacCalman, Arnold Dolin, Jean Thompson, Madeline Cooley, Charlie Kaufman, Morty Seif, Sam Summerlin, Mel Cohen Bill Kornegay, Emily Chappell, Bill Sessions, Richard L. Koral, Carolyn Rich, Lindy Behsman. Buinem Staff: Billy Selig, Charles Bennett, Ann Thornton, Mary Pierce Johnson, Natalie Selig, Suzanne Barclay, Alma Young, Mary Louise Martin. Circulation Staff: Tom Corpening, Eugene Ryon. Phones: Editor, F-3141; Managing Editor and Associate Editor, F-3146; Sports Editor, 9886; Business and Circulation Managers, 8641. , Published Tuesday and Saturday except during racations and examinations. Staff meets every Sunday and Thursday night at 7 :30 o'clock. Any student desiring staff positions should attend a staff meeting. Deadlines Sunday and Thursday. Editorials are written or approved by the Editor and reflect the official opinion of the Tar Heel. Columns and letters may be submitted by anyone; the Editor reserves the right to edit this , copy, but it does not necessarily reflect the opinion of the Tar Heel. Editorial, business, and circulation offices oa the second floor of Graham Memorial. Presses in the Orange Printshop on Rosemary Street. Entered aa second class matter at the post office at Chapel Hill, N. C, under the act of March 3, 1879. , IT tUe STnUBDEEB5Tr' IB(D)ID)3r, AN UNBALANCED SOCIETY The fact that the recent Tar Heel poll revealed that the coed student body ranks lowest among campus groups in knowledge of national and campus affairs must prove something. Of the four groups polled, the coeds gave 48.7 per cent correct answers, as compared with 68.7 per cent by the civilian men (excluding veterans) . We know that the ancient belief that the woman is intellectually inferior has been exploded by science, but certainly a poll which we believe to have been very scientifically conducted has shown the inferiority of the Carolina coed of today. The coeducational system at Carolina is certainly unwhole some. The refusal to admit freshmen and sophomore coeds to the University is, to be frank, the rather than any of the many other reasons which have been sented. Great fear exists at boro that a purely coeducational ruin Woman's College. We do not feel that such a fear is well grounded. Unfortunately, in this particular instance Chapel Hill is not one of the large cities of the state which send a host of delegates to the state legislature. While the Woman's College has the poli tical strength of Greensboro, the University at Chapel Hill must rely upon her alumni for political support. But another political implication is more important in keeping Carolina from becom ing the large, balanced institution which it should be. When the three larger state schools consolidated a number of years ago to form the Consolidated University of North Carolina, an un written agreement that Chapel Hill would not compete with Greensboro seems to have been made. Today these political agreements have made the Carolina stu dent body an unbalanced, unwholesome society, and have de nied to women citizens of the state the right to enter college at the University. Immediate lack of space and problems of discipline are not . material arguments against the admission of women under the same conditions with men. The fact that such admission would be beneficial to both the students and the University can not be denied. The fact that such admissions would run afoul to the personal interests of some state politicians can not be denied. THANKS, As Carolina begins her own "post-war reconversion," the glad shouts of the V-12 trainees and Pre-Flight cadets who are to be discharged just barely manage to drown out the groans of those who have to stay in the service. And almost everyone on cam pus is happy that the boys are getting out of uniform, that the University can begin building up a full civilian enrollment un der more normal conditions. ' Yes, we're glad that it is no longer necessary to maintain a military program on the campus. But we should never forget the debt that the University owes to the Navy. Where would the 1500 to 2000 civilian students have come from during the war years to fill the lower quadrangle? And no one could have possibly conjured up 900 more civilians to complement those already on the upper quadrangle. It is quite true that the Navy's advent forced the uncomfort able packing of living quarters. True, the Navy men took over the University cafeterias, making worse the already bad eating situation. Nevertheless, Carolina owes much to the Navy ! Without those Naval trainees here, the University might even have had to close its doors. . Carolina thanks you, Navy ! LENOIR The University is acting with lightning swiftness to recon vert the campus to a peacetime schedule. The job of turning the area occupied by the Pre-Flight School back into a function ing part of the University will be tremendous, but it will be per formed with a minimum of difficulty. The one conversion which should be given fifst priority is turning Lenoir Hall back to the service of the students. The dining hall is capable of serving 10.000 meals ner day. With the present deplorable, eating conditions in Chapel Hill, nothing can be more essential to the welfare of the student body. The University will be slow to dismantle Swain Hall and the Editor -Assistant Editor Managing Editor News Editor Copy Editor Sports Editor Sports Editor ..Business Manager .Circulation Manager result of a political agreement zi the Woman's College in Greens University at Chapel Hill would NAVY HALL By Dick life CAN Be . Beautiful, that much we are sure. And today we aren't going to beat around the bush in any way, shape, or man ner. Our subject - is one of vital importance, the topic of discharges. Among the many definitions of the word discharge, Webster tells us that it may mean "to set at lib erty, to release, to dismiss, to free from that which oppresses' We admit NoahTW. was a good boy, but we have traced the word farther back to the Southwest Hindustan - branch of Indo-European dialect, where we have the two words "diss" meaning "want to" and "akzcharges" (we lose the akz through the process of dissimila tion, sterilization, or some similar linguistic expression), meaning "getthehelloutaherequick." There are. lots of. other people who hold to this definition, namely the ROTC cadets, the V-12 unit, and the Marines. The Pre-Flights don't count it seems, that over there we find much weeping, wail-. ing and gnashing of teeth for, poor boys, the Navy is forcing them to go home within the next week. Forcing them, mind you! They beat -them with a whip a bull whip a big bull whip with thongs on the end! The heartless brutality of this order has had no effects on the more fortunate of the Naval con tingent who can remain in the Navy unto eternity ("Avenge Oh Lord, Thy Woeful Sons." This last quo tation is from one of Milton's son nets. From time to time in our col umn you will no doubt find allu sions and references to classical and mythicalliterature, or we may often forget ourselves and ramble on in Greek or Latin for a para graph or two. When this happens and you find yourselves wishing you might also become enlightened At Ease, Lieu tenan t By Jack Former GIs on campus well re member (with appropriate grimac ing) the theory of superiority of officers as practiced by the army and navy. Of all the difficulties en countered in the adjustment from civilian life, this was by far the hardest pill to take. Lack of pri vacy, stereotyped menus, ill-fitting clothes and even danger itself were by comparison minor irri tants. But ask any GI what he hat ed most about the army and the answer was usually an emphatic "ossifers." The average American soldier has great difficulty in getting the "master race" concept through his democratic brain. Even though most soldiers concede the necessity of the class distinction between commissioned and non-commis-, sioned personnel, they cannot see nor condone the extent to which that distinction was underlined. Add to this a bitter resentment in the methods used for handing out commissions and appointments to OCS and you have the leading bone of contention among our service men. No matter where an army bull session started, it would 'in variably lead to the revelation of a new discovery as to what the civil ian occupation of the CO -really was. It could possibly be attribut ed to wishful thinking, but every new outfit one became assigned to was commanded by a former A&P salesman. "Boy, just wait till I get out of this unprintable army and meet up with that unprintable of an un printable son of a very unprintable CO of mine clerking in the local A&P. I'll walk up to that old ditto and say "Boy, give me a pound of butter and no backtalk; Fm in a hurry." Statements along these lines floated in and out of barracks from Fort Bragg to Myitkyina. If the many GIs, who made more definite statements as tb what they intended to do to some officers after the war, ever carried these threats out, the United States would be one massof broken bodies for the next ten years. Marion Hargrove and other au- thors of the same ilk (who some times, 'make GIs - wonder if jthey have ever actually been in the army) make light of this situa Graham Memorial Cafeteria for the enrollment for 1946 is ex pected to be the largest in the University's history. Chancellor House was quick to point out that Lenoir Hall can not begin at once to serve as cheaply as it did before the war. At one time, University dining halls were so efficient that they were flooded by non-students. A law was passed to refuse all non-students. We hope that Lenoir Hall will again be solely for students. . and Wye scholars, send the usual postcard and full explanations will be forth coming.) But to return to those "twenty-year" men of the Navy who will be left here. - This week we saw four ROTC cadets appre hended with a small pair of Junior Birdmen wings mounted on the left sideof their caps and with their ties tucked neatly'Eetween the second and third shirt buttons in a vain attempt to be mistaken for Aviation Cadets. Our report from the Marine unit concerning the same matter indi cates that those Gyrenes, most of whom have enough points to buy an eight-pound steak, hav been shown a clause on the reverse side at the bottom of the second page in which there is a statement to the effect that, if the war ended before April 26, 1964, all regular Marines would be automatically - shipped to the Philippines to work on government sugar plantations for a period not to exceed fourteen years, at which time they will then be given the choice of returning to active duty or joining the ROTC. Further proof of the great mental strain caused by the problems of discharges was revealed when two V-12's and three ROTC trainees who learned they were not to be re leased immediately went insane in protest. Upon confirmation of their insanity, the Navy commissioned them Lieutenants, s.g., and placed them in charge of the row boat at University Lake. There are many more cases of -like reactions, but the tales are too bloody to print. Like we said, some of us got it and some of us ain't. But we who ain't still hold that someday in the not too distant fu ture Life will once again be beau tiful. Shelton tion. But the many (we will never know the real number) of officers who were killed from bullets made in New Jersey attest to the ser iousness of this feeling. With this picture so very lucid to everyone who has been in the army, it is not understandable as to the motives involved in a few former officers continuing to wear their insignia and signs of rank long after returning to civilian life on campus. Do these men really feel entitled to a greater degree of respect or attention- than the for mer GI? Because officers are fined and enlisted men sentenced to pris on for identical offense, do they ex pect professors to grade them from C up and old GIs from C down? The average civilian today accords a great deal of respect to the hon orable discharge button. Is that insufficient for our former holders of commissions? One of the GIs' first stops after receiving his discharge is a men's clothing store, where a sizable chunk of that first $100 payment goes for a bright sports jacket and all that goes with it. Yet somehow many former officers seem quite content to go on week after week "a la pinks." This is of course understandable in the case of per sons unable to afford any civilian clothes or loathe to waste the money he was forced to spend (out of his own pocket), but why oh why are the shiny gold bar and in signia polished up and placed neat ly back on the shirt every morn- " ing? It feels more than wonderful to get back to civilian life (as only a veteran can know). It's sure great to drink milk instead of little white powder droplets in water. Ice cream still dazzles many a veteran and that new red tie looks mighty ter rific. But more than all this is the tremendous satisfaction in being able to live a" life of freedom, of not having to take orders from persons now our equals. Sure, veterans saw the necessity of the autocratic system in the army. Didn't they make an adjust ment (not too easy for fellows born and reared in a democracy) the suc cess of which is clear in V-J Day and the brilliance of our fighting? See AT EASE?, page i. Letter to the Editor from an Imaginary Freshman Dear Mr. Morrison : Last night I heard your very in teresting talk on the Tar Heel, and as I am very interested in journal ism, I decided to come around, as you put it, and work on the paper. Since you said you needed men on the staff and since I held the very inter esting post of General Editor in charge of general interest stories on a very interesting high school news paper, I though I would turn out for the paper. . - . , Sir, I must admit that you do work in a very interesting atmosphere which no doubt is conducive to your aspirations, but it is rather too crowded for me to attempt to spread my literary wings. When I turned out Thursday night, I did not ex pect to BE turned out by a flock of very interesting females waving typewriters in front of my eyes. This letter is to inform you that I am still very interested in work ing on the Tar Heel, and look for Navy Demobilization Believed Unjust By Irby Todd and Joe Denker We would like to take this op portunity to add our passionate opinion to that of thousands of others that the present demobili zation system of the Naxy is ex tremely unjust. . There has been much said by people throughout the nation pn the subject and some of our fore most columnists have struck at the Navy plan with a frankness which has already caused reverberations in the halls of Congress. But the reaction is slow. For the purposes of exposition we would like to quote from Drew Pearson, one of the more fearless political columnists writing today. In reporting how Miss Miriam Ottenberg of the Washington Star, through a slip up, managed to get an interview with the retiring Chief of Naval Personnel, Admiral Randall Jacobs, he states that Jacobs said: "We want the young men in the navy, ghat's why age was included. The younger ones are the ones the navy of the future has to be built around." Pearson goes on to say that this is a tip-off to the fact that a young man can have been in the navy four long years since before Pearl Harbor and if he isn't mar ried, he may still not be able to get out. We know personally of several cases on the campus wherein men have been in the navy for more than four years, two or more of which have been spent overseas, and still do not qualify for release under the present discharge sys tem. Some wiseacres will ask what they are kicking about and they will get a burning reminder to the effect that many of the naval per sonnel here have been in combat, some as far back as Guadalcanal. Then, too, they will remind the questioner that those men have been moved about under official orders and have had nothing to say of their own disposition. We feel that the young 4 men of the nation who, in many cases, Though the road is mired, the wheel finds the firm ground be neath, and rolls on. To an innocent bystander it seems that: There are many things to be done with the return to the quarter sys tem. 1. Get around to reorganizing the classes. 2. Give us, the stu dents, some idea of the computation of the hours we've accumulated un der the semester and trimester sys tems. 3. Carry out some of the many plans to be effective as of the end of the war. Possibly an explanation can be offered for the additional charges that we have to pay at each regis tration. Check your copies of your registration forms, .students, and see iow many items you pay for that 'don't remotely concern you I! What about it, kind collectors ? ? " The veterans have got the right idea on their plans for the coming terms. Nice reception too. We might stand a chance of get 1 ? llCrllCogs in the Wheel fJ By A1an Pannill 'w $ . : . - . ward to a very interesting interview with you. Sincerely yours, V. I. Freshman. Editor's Note: Very interesting. Mr. Editor, Having read the recent letter in the Tar Heel warning of the Com munists on the campus and in the faculty and having heard from Bud dy Glenn at an IRC meeting the pos sibility of a great world state un der the direction of Moscow and knowing that Bill Crisp believes that the world will go Socialist well, having heard all this, this person is ' alarmed and believes that all that can be said under this impending state of affairs is "Intrench, in trench for the last stand!" I feel I must warn anyone who wishes to join me that there may be some strange characters in the ranks even Uncle Joe Stalin may turn out to be a conservative. Conservatives of the world unite ! Vincent B. Williams, Pvt., USMCR. One might hazard the opinion, also, that they deserve to get out just as soon as the older men. After all, those men who came into the service at the ages of 32 or 35 are generally married, they have jobs to go back to, and they have had an uninterrupted joy of living through theirv lively twenties per haps the best years of their lives. They have tasted normal life with most of its attendant joys while the youngster has been in the mold of discipline and censorship for most See NAVY, page 4. In This . . . . . Poet's . . . . . Corner WHEN I HAVE FEARS (Apologies to Keats) By Curtis Butler When I have fears that I may cease to be Before my laundry is returned again, Before my other shirt comes back'' to me, And ere a change of sheets I may regain; When I behold in deep despair the place Where my clean pair of socks once .used to stay, And think that foul and odious disgrace Shall be my lot ere comes delivery day; And when I stop, alas, to count the years Since last I saw my soiled vest ments go, And think with weary sighs and useless tears That I may see them n'er again, oh woe; I clutch familiar garments about my frame And tread my aromatic way in shame. ting the Pre-Flight theater opened to the public, now that the fly-flys are scheduled to be long gone by the first part of October. What's the scoop, Mr. Smith? The floors of Bingham are swept once a week, whether they need it or not! The Spanish Dept. is taking too many things in its own hands when it starts dictating when and how pop quizzes are to be given. Any in structor not believing in them has his hands tied, and the student required to take the course gets the business! Midnight musings: , It's nice to know that a five day week is being strongly considered for the quarter system, and also that the fact that we won't get a vacation next spring is only to en able the ones who planned on grad uating in June, to finish in time. It won't be a standing rule! Can't help but wonder how much See COGS, page !.