iv f r i p w lie Tar Heel, published Tuesday and Friday during the first Sum mer Session and printed by The News Inc., Hillsboro, N. C, is the of ficial publication of the Summer School gf the University of North Carolina where it is published by the students. STAFF: Al Harrison, Al Shortt, Tom Parramore, Rolfe Neill The Eye Of The Horse Roger Will Coe Fun Spots John Gibson ("The horse sees imperfectly, magnifying some things, mini mizing others. . ." Hipporotis; circa 500 B. C.) THE HORSE was hiding in some bushes near the Arboretum and issuing unhorsely sounds, indeed. "Moo! Mou-ou! Mou-ou-ou!" Where did he think he was, we wondered? Cow College? "I'm trying to fool the Nation al Administration," he said, click ing his eight-ball eyes at me and snatching a f aceful of crape myrtle. "I'm trying to sound like a Worthy Devastated Area." We thought he would look like one if he didn't stop eating the crape mytle. NOW SHOWING Iovjq r i ei g ovc rail! HOWARD HAWKS' filf I mtt- If mm t-h ihr. co-starring KIRK DOUGLAS if DEWEY MARTIN V ELIZABETH THREATT ARTHUR HUNMCUTT SATURDAY-SUNDAY-MONDAY .Talkinq Mule and connor U 8H8 ! list. f MW A "This," he said through loud chompings, "is Lager-stroemia indica. Look it up, Bud." So what if it was the text book name for it? '. "I don't interfere when you are working on your Lager," he said reproachfully. "So kindly do not interfere with mine. Moo Moooo-ou-oooou!" He gave it up after a bit and sprawled on the ground next to me. "Cows are privileged people, and that is no bull." How did he figure that? "Dincha see how Ezra Taft Benson beat it down to Texas to weep over the cowses and the calfses when the drought hit the Lone Star State, But what did he say when North Carolina got hit by hail and wanted to plant some peanuts out of the unused goober allotment?" What had the Secretary of Ag riculture said? "He said 'Peanuts to, you-all.' And in a way you can't blame him. The hungry children of North Carolina farmers are not nearly so appealing as hungry cowses and calves. Besides, North Carolina was not included in the Second Louisiana Purchase. Also this Be-Kind-to-Cattle gesture will line up a lot of Western Democratic Senatorial votes."5 Well, I was glad The Horse wasn't claiming any part of this was because Lee was from Texas. Or was it Kansas? No! It was Pennsylvania he was from, wasn't it? "Where was he speaking at the time he made the claim?" The Horse horsed. "Aw, it's all part of our losing the Mexican Border War in 1916." But we won that! "Yeah?" The Horse asked, Picking his teeth with a hoof. "I thought we fought the Mexicans to make them take Texas back. I wonder if the Mayor of Carr boro knows about this?" That was beside tha point. "I suppose, in a way, you could say The Bull is the real symbol of the Republicans," The Horse mused, "so you can't blame them for running to the help of a state that has more bull to the square inch than Argentina has to the square mile." Was he insinuating that mid- Golf is a sado- maochistic game in which otherwise nor mal people beat the very devil out of a small harmless white ball. The ball, on its part, achi eves some measure of revenge by rarely going where it is sup posed to. This just makes the golfer madder and so the cycle gets even more intense. I have always liked the idea of playing golf, but all that walk ing does not appeal to me. I have been waiting for someone to compress a golf course into a small yard. At last this has been done. ; If you hike out on the air-port road a little ways, you will run into Chapel Hill's only miniature golf course. It is located right next door to the Ranch House, and is open from 7 to 11 every night except Monday. It is being run by the local chapter of a business woman's sorority and the proceeds will go to the cancer fund. So you can "have some in expensive fun (two bits for .18 holes) and help a good cause all at the same time. Par for the course is 43, so you can easily shoot in the 70's. If you don't mention to your, fri ends that you were playing " mi niature golf, 70 or so is a right respectable score. (And who ever tells their friends all the details of a golf game.) There is lots of parking space, and if you be come completely overpowered by thirst you can run next door to the Ranch House and pick up a Coke. (I think the Ranch House sells Cokes.) Most folks like to go out in a group, with a foursome being the preferred arrangement. This provides company, and also you have, someone to back you up in case you shoot a real good game. If you do go in a group, try and be the one who keeps score. This itself is worth about five strokes. (So far as I know, "correctin" a golf score is not an honor code offense.) Anyone who can go around the whole course in 18 strokes will have his (or her) q,ame print ed in The Daily Tar Heel. This is about the highest honor that a person can hope for. Good Luck. Initiates (Continued from page 1) Roanoke Rapids; Charles Lee Gri ffith, graduate student, UNC; Gil- gets were Texans with the air let bert A- Hoffman Jr., elementary out of them? But come to think Principal, Greenwood, S. C; Ver of it, didn't Teddy Roosevelt pose nie F- Horton, principal, Aquadale benool, Norwood. - K'sl "rt, as a Rough Rider? Teddy, the Bull Moose Leader? "He was one," The Horse said. "Or at least what passed for a rough rider until Pop-Gun Mac Kay, Chillin' Charlie Wilson, and Bad Ben Benson started to putt ing on their rodeo stunts. Yeah, pal, Stanley it sure is sad to see the changes E. Merritt, that forty years can bring." As for example? 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