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"For Pete's 5ake"-Darfaara Streisand gets
no help from the director or scriptwriters in
this thoroughly mediocre movie about a
rood, loving housewife who gets involved
with the stock market, loan sharks and
pruai.iuiion in oraer to raise money tor ner
C3i? driver-husband's return to college. She
does it e!l tor Pete's sake; as the title song will
tell you. the most a woman can hope for.is to
love a man and crawl on her knees tor him.
The whole thing's very uninspired, though
there's a clever subway scene which pays
homage to "The French Connection." (At
Piaza 3.)
"The Lady Eve"-This 1941 comedy is
Preston Sturgas "wittiest, wackiest, most
brilliantly polished picture, according totilm
historian John Springer. Darbara Stanwyck is
e temptress, and Henry Fonda a shy, eligible
bachelor, but the real distinction in a Sturges
film is the writing. His biting, cynical humor
was in sharp contrast to the reigning
sentimental comedy of Frank Capra, and
Andrew Sarris wrote, in 1BS4, "the sheer
density of Sturres' dialogue is even more
starts ring today than it was at the time. He
wrote more funny lines for his bit players than
contemporary jokesmiths can write for their
leads." (Tonight at 8, Biological Science
Auditorium, Duke.)
'Lc'.;ta"-StanIey Kubrick fails to "find a
cinematic equivalent for the exuberant,
daredevil prose" of Vladimir Nabokov's novel
writes D wight f.'.acdonald, who also thinks
Kubrick wan frightened by censorship
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ties it was 1S32 and freedom had
not yet reached the screen and "the erotic
and perverse flavor of the novel has been
almost entirely expunged.'
"miscast'
James Mason is Professor Humbert Humbert;
Sue Lyon, Shelley Winters and Peter Sellers
are featured. It's "a good movie which might
have been much better." (Wednesday at 8,
Gross Chemistry Auditorium, Duke.)
"f.lan on a Swing"-Joel Gray's first film
since "Cabaret" casts him as a clairvoyant
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directed. Cliff Robertson co-starred, and the
reviews were mixed, making "f.'.an on a
Swing" one of those "little pictures which
quickly disappear for lack of big names and
big publicity." (At the Carolina, starts
Wednesday.)
"My Name is Nobody"-Sergio Leone's
stamp is all over this Italian western, though
one of his proteges actually directed. Less
bloody than the Clint Eastwood
predecessors, this one stars Henry Fonda and
European favorite Terence Hill in a film
"about skepticism and a reluctant alliance
between a dubious, aging sharpshooter and a
young man" named Nobody, according to
Penelope Gilliatt. (At the Carolina, through
Tuesday.)
"The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat"-Ralph
Bakshi, who made the original Fritz
everything he was, is missing in this sequel.
Most critics have agreed that this animated
film is less timely, less inventive and less
funny. (At the Varsity, through Tuesday.)
"The Teacher"-Jay ("Dennis the Menace")
North has grown up and is starring with Angel
("Prime Cut") Tompkins in this cheap,
sexploitation film. (At Plaza 2.)
"Woodstock"-The way It was in 1969. (At
the Carolina, late show, tonight and
Saturday.)
"Zandy's Bride"-Liv Uiimann has her first
good American film role as a headstrong
mail-order bride tor Gene Kackman. She is
subtle and complete in a film whose scope is a
bit too large for the personal story it tells.
Nonetheless, it's physically beautiful, and Big
Sur looks even better than it did in "The
Sandpiper." Jan Troell ("The Emigrants,"
"The New Land") directed. (At Plaza 1.)
Music
Black Omnibus 3. Featuring the Edwin
Hawkins Singers, Voices of Deliverance,
Inner City Repertory Dancers, Dr. Don
Shiriey and Cicely Tyson. 3 & 8 p.m. in the
Music Gallery. Through Aug. 4 for free.
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by Josephine LtcTwldJy
Listen there's somethin' funny goin' on
around here. It's nothin' ! can put my finger
on. but for some reason I can't git nobody to
talk to me.
At first. I thought it was somethin' wrong
with me. So I changed my deoderant and
started usin' that bad-tastin' mouthwash
twice a day.
That didn't work so I checked for ring-around-the-collar
and watched everybody
around me real careful-like to make sure
they didn't pass out when I took my shoes
off. Thing is. I don't wear shoes all that
much.
None of that stuff did any good so I tried
bein' extra friendly. I'd go up to somebody
and say, "Hi, my name's Josephine
McTwiddy." Well, they'd look me up and
down kinda' slow-like and then git a look
on their faces like they smelled somethin
half rotten and say. "Ta-rif-ick..."
'Bout the worst flop I had was when I tried
singin' and bein' friendly on the elevators.
.Everybody gits strange on elevators real
strange.
Some people will look at you, but if you
try to look back, they near 'bout git
crosseyed from tryin' to look away so fast.
Then they try to play like they wasn't lookin'
at you in the first place.
I've seen 'em act like they was readin some
paper they had in their hands when all the
time it was upside down and backwards. One
feller was readin' a envelope that didn't have
nothin on it at all!
One kind that rides elevators seems to
think them little lights that tell the floor is the
best things since light bread they never
take their eyes off them lights from the time
they git on 'til they git off.
Another kind checks real careful-like to
see what all everybody has been throwin' on
the floor and writin' on the walls. 1 guess
that's okay, but fer the life of me I can't git
excited about wadded up chewin gum
wrappers or what somebody wrote about
who done what to who.
Maybe you tried talkin' to someone in
class like I did when I said to a feller, "Nice
day ain't it? Then I seen his bloodshot eyes
with the big bags underneath and knew he
was gonna say, "Oh, reel-lyT
One other big mistake 1 made was tryin to
talk to them perfessers. They must 'a learned
how to talk along with a lot of doctors I used
to try to find out stuff from.
Most of em give answers like, "Hnwn
m..." or "Uh-huh. or "Hur-rumf." I ain't
talkin' about the speel they give when they're
teachin what I mean is when you try to
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talk to them about ordinary, everyday
things.
Once, when 1 was able to git some of the
people in my class to talk for a minute, they
said most of them perfessers wasn't
programmed fer much except what they was
teachin and that there was one thing we was
never supposed to ask them. And that thing
was Why'? Why? Nobody had never asked
'em.
Anyway, it shore seems a pity to mz that
folks around here won't talk to each other. 1
jist can't figure out what it is that keeps 'em
all lookin' so busy and in such a hurry.
The only thing that makes people down
home act like that is when they eat too many
green apples
outhouse.
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by Tyler Marsh
Feature Writer
August. Which brings us to final exams
for the second summer session. For some, it's
about to be a weekend of catching up; for
others it's bound to be a weekend of
meditation and prayer.
Needless to say, the libraries will be the
haunt for large numbers of students. But
choosing the most suitable library for oneself
is crucial to how effectively one works with
or against the books.
Like their architecture, the Wilson and
House libraries are two different entities;
therefore, the prospective user ought to
consider the merits and disadvantages of
each prior to making a commitment of time
which might ultimately prove only partially
fruitful.
Now take the undergraduate library.
Some people get off on working in an
atmosphere not unlike one of those slick new
bank lobbies. But the confines of. House
seem to push people together, the result
being a series of 'conferences' and the like
folks congregating in group discussion. Not
exactly what a library is all about.
And when it is peaceful, there's the
ubiquitous "hum". Whoever said that the
humming in the undergrad library is a
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For the first time, The Institute
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a course in Criminal Law.
Lawyer's Assistants who
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manifestation of electro-chemical cerebral
activity had his head wedged. It's really the
flourescent lighting. And it really does sound
sometimes like the din of a monotone chorus
of flies.
By name alone, the graduate library
implies a certain seriousness. The fifty-year-old
structure has a distinguishing air about
it. Cool marble and plaster as opposed to
House's wood and acoustical tile. Warm
water out of brass bubblers rather than ice
water out of stainless steel. Slight concavities
in marble steps instead of wear marks in
Herculon close-pile carpeting.
The Wilson library offers spaciousness in
parts such as the humanities section cn the
second floor. The lofty dome, the great
chandelier, the two high wide wings all
conveying an openness for the mind to
meander. Yet in the same building one can
find seclusion and confinement amid the
grottoes and alleys of the stacks.
Wilson offers a kind of intangible
comraderie to the student. Perhaps most
distinctive is the smell. An odor of old books
and new. of newsprint and Xerox copy
paper, of plaster and faint mustiness. Like a
library.
It'll be a while before House picks up the
subtleties of being a real library and drops
that NCNB facade.
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Sixty-year-old Josephine McTwiddy
writes a weekly humor column for the
Georgia State University Signal. Her
column is syndicated in several college
newspapers on both sides of the Mason
Dixon line.
The Tar Heel obtained an exclusive
telephone interview Wednesday with
Marsha Jones, who stole her pen name
Josephine McTwiddy from her
grandfather's old girlfriend back in
Tennessee. Jones, a GSU junior, is a former
Army nurse.
Tar ' Heel: We understand you recently
turned down a job offer as Lt. Gov.
Maddox's speechwriter. Why on earth?
McTwiddy: I'm scared of that boy and his
axe handles.
TH: How long did it take you to teach Lester
Maddox to ride a bicycle backwards?
McT.: Oh, Lester used to ride backwards on
a mule, didn't know which end was first. And
I guess anything you can do on a mule, it
shouldn't be too hard to do on a bicycle.
T.H.: Who taught you to spell?
McT.: Now I didn't go to the schoolhouse
much because I was always out suckerin"
tobacco, but the lady schoolteacher there,
name of Mi Sue Bell. I have to give her all
the credit.
T.H.: How did you squander your great
granddaddy's fortune?
McT.: He only had S28: it didn't take very
long at today's prices.
T.H.: We understand your behavior at your
debutante ball generated a little gossip
around town...
McT.: I just don't know how you found out
about that. People can be right unkind
talking about the dirt between your toes, and
there was some of them even thought 1
should have shoes on.
T.H.: What do you think of Robert Morgan?
McT.: I don't know much about your
politics, but there's an old saying about
dynamite coming in small packages.
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