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Mfyt Dailp Car ieel
The official newspaper of the Publi
cations Union Board of the University
of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
where it i3 printed daily except Mon
days and the Thanksgiving, Christ
y mas, and Spring Holidays. Entered
as second class matter at the post
office of Chapel Hill, N. C, under act
of March 3, 1879. Subscription price,
?4.00 for the college year.
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Graham Memorial Building.
Jack Dungan Editor
Ed French Managing Editor
John Manning Business Mgr.
Editorial Staff
EDITORIAL BOARD Charles G.
Rose, chairman, F. J. Manheim,
Peter Hairston, Vass Shepherd, R.
W. Barnett, J. M. Little, Angus Mc
Lean, A. J. Stahr.
CITY EDITORS George Wilson, W.
T. Blackwell, Robert Woerner, Jack
Riley, Donald Shoemaker, William
McKee.
DESK MEN Frank Hawley, W. E.
Davis. . .
SPORTS DEPARTMENT Thomas
Broughton, Jack Bessen, editors;
Phil Alston, Tom Walker, assistant
editors.
NEWS MEN Morrie Long, William
Blount, GU- R. Berryman.
HEELERS J. S. Fathman, Donoh
UUJJU1VU J KJ UtllillUliy v w
Hanks, Peter Ivey, p. s. Jones, J. H.
Morris, L. E. Ricks, Walter Rosen
thai, Joseph Sugarman, A. M. Taub,
C. G. Thompson A. G. Leinwand,
J. D. Winslow.
Business Staff ,
CIRCULATION DEPARTMENT
Tom Worth, manager.
BUSINESS DEPARTMENT R. D.
- McMillan, Pendleton Gray, and Ber
nard Solomon, assistants. A
ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT
James Allen, manager; Howard
Manning, assistant; Joe Mason,
Nathan Schwartz, Jones.
COLLECTION DEPARTMENT John
Barrow, manager; H. A. Clark,
assistant; Joe Webb, Henry Emer
son, Randolph Reynolds.
SUBSCRIPTION DEPARTMENT R.
H. Lewis.
Saturday, October 17, 1931
A Post Season
Charity Game
Numberless persons in this as
well as other universities will
during the' winter and spring
sessions be compelled on account
of financial conditions to retire
from the pursuit of their edu
cations. Among them may well
be, for there have been in the
,past, embryonic governors, business-leaders,
social workers, sci
entists, and literary men. Rath
er than send them back to their
plows and mills half educated
and misanthropies it serves the
. nation far better that- they be
all educated so that those latent
abilities which some possess
may be allowed to flower.
Not believing that a depres
sion can exist when those who
have cornered wealth permit
money, to flow with ease in com
merce, and knowing full well
that as long as there be talk of
panics and depressions these
same people, will retrench and
refrain from spending, we have
come to the decision that the
only manner in which v unem
ployment among students" and
the attendant lack of the where
withall to educate themselves
can be alleviated is through
charities dressed up in fine
clothes and which cost nothing.
And so, after this long preface,
xThe Daily Tar Heel at the ex
cellent suggestion of Colonel W.
D. Harris proposes that the var
sity football team engage in "a
post season game, the first week
in December, the net profits of
which would be used as loans
by the Alumni Loyalty Fund to
worthy students unable to re
main in the University.
Many are dissatisfied with
the tie result of the University
of Florida game and feel that,
with a successful season, the
Tar Heels and 'Gators could
draw a crowd of twenty thou
sand for a return game. Other
opponents likely to attract large
gates would be Alabama, Tulane,
or Duke in a second game.
Carolina's proportionate share
of the gate, were twenty, thou
sand to attend, would be ap
proximately $15,000. Seventy
five Tnen could be loaned $200
each, one hundred and fifty $100
each, etc. '
Not only would this benefit
the University but the same
use could be made by the other
party to the contest.
We realize that it is easy
enough for The Daily Tar Heel
to propose a post season charity
game, but the idea is sound and,
it is our most sincere desire that
the Athletic Council, the admin
istration, the coach, and the
players consider such a move.
To Arms
Ye Crusaders
A vigorous drive to boost the
membership of the "Crusaders,"
anti - prohibition organization,
among college students, was
launched recently by heads of
the group in a wholesale expan
sion movement that is planned
to thrust the multiple evils of
the "inglorious experiment" be
fore the young bloods of this
great and powerful nation.
Publicity stunts that will
match the ballyhoo of the most
adept circus barkers and aspir
ing corn-fed politicians are be
ing hatched to awaken the
1 1
younger generation ana per-
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sua(je it to hoist the banner aloft
and storm 'the tottering gates'
f t t 1 j j- xl J T T-l,; I
01 voisieauia, me iiiuuem viyyia
of Capitol Hill.
This move has gained ground
in the east, for several days
ago word was flashed through
the front line v trenches that
Nicholas Murray Butler, presi
dent of Columbia university, and
Dean Mendell of Yale and Presi
dent Hibben of Princeton had
assumed a portion of the re
sponsibility for the course and
had urged their students to
join.
It will be interesting to note
the influx of the movement to
Southern colleges and universi
ties, should such come to pass.
Are we, who have long been har
rangued by editorial writers and
liberals entreating us to assume
a similar portion of government
al responsibility as the Oriental
scholar takes upon himself and
deploring our conservatism, to
don the equipage of the Crusad
ers and right the wrong done to
"our boys while they were in
the trenches"? D.C.S.
Public Opinion
And War
Japan has twenty battleships
placed up the Yangtse and in
the China seas at strategical
points to "scare" the Chinese.
Japan has bombed Marshal
Chang's new : Manchurian capi
tal. She has taken Mukden.
She has ignored China's diplo
matic appeals and called (them
ultimatums. In .a word Japan
has been a rank aggressor and
a calculating invader of China.
Her designs now are by no
means temporary. She refuses
to do business with the "inef
ficient" Chinese government and
will do business with Manchuria
direct. The defunct Manchurian
administration is incapacitated
by the direct violence of Japan
ese arms and so Japan will set
up her own Manchurian gov
ernment. It is likely that
the f eeble Manchu Prince Pu Yi
will occupy the Manchurian
throne as King of Manchuria
and limp marionette of Japanese
war office fingers.
And still the world is unwill
ing to express in strong terms
any opinion on the situation.
There is no doubt as to the
moral responsibility of the pres
ent crisis. It can be placed On
the Japanese alone. The whole
drama was obviously staged
many times in the minds of
Japanese military leaders be
fore it actually occurred. Yet
world opinion that presumably
should stand for peace and just
ice remains adamant and silent.
Secretary Stimson has said
that 'an Asiatic war would have
far graver consequences
for4
the United States than did the
World War. No doubt diplo
matic steps from this side of the
Pacific should be taken only af
ter careful consideration but
meanwhile Japan is reinforcing
her military position in China.
Will Rogers was tragically
true when he said that it seemed
THE DAILY
that the League and forces for
international idealism were fair-
ly effective with the little birds,
but when the big powers were
involved they were hopelessly
ineffective. The present crisis
in Manchuria is a test of ex
treme significance of the forces
for peace in the world. A wide
awake American sentiment in
the present situation may help
to avert an ominous situation in
the east and will certainly make
the public more cognizant of the
terrifically dangerous possibili
ties of war and help to make
them aware of their responsibil
ity in averting its horrors.
R.W.B.
; Consider
The Grass
Who started this poetical cus
tom of wandering "o'er the
smooth enameld green, where
no print of step hath been"? A
moment after each class bell
rings, Saunders and Murphy
pour out their swarm of ants to
cover the campus below South
building, and between times
a
mere few dozen wander aimless
ly on the grass, completely ig
inorant of the fact that the State
has provided a system of walks
such as the v are. for the sole
purpose of being walked upon
Two years ago, when paths
were being worn across the cam
pus in several places, there was
a great to-do about it; meetings
were held, signs were painted,
paths were dug up and properly
manured, and for a time the
students were aware that
"smooth enameld green" wasnot
one with pioneer trails across it.
Now. however, a new cult of
lawn-strollers has sprung up
and the many tramping feet will
make our green grass brown be
fore its time, by inducing a sort
of synthetic Fall.
The object is not to "compel'1
students to keep to the desig
nated walks ; the 1 point is that
smooth uninterrupted expanse
of green lawn is decidedly more
attractive than patches of bare
earth interspersed with futile
patches of grass Even if they
are not' conscious of beauty, stu
dents are at length made aware
of it when the attractiveness of
pthincr beautiful is taken
away and the corpse left behind
The same applies to our campus
We could have fines and signs
and fences, but who wants
them? It is easier to hesitate
and think about these things
before walking on the grass
than to have unpleasant conse
to thoughtless acts.
Keep off the grass! A.J.S.
Pay The Doctor
And Teachers Last
At intervals during the study
hours at night, we are immense
ly annoyed by having the names
of those students who have tele-
nhonp; calls bawled at us from
below. We do not wish to
Criticize those, who do the bawl
ing ; we simply wish to state that
it is annoying arid suggest that
private telephones be installed in
each room.
We not only suggest such a
move, we think that it is only
right and reasonable that it be
carried out. Harvard has this
necessity to privacy ; so why
shouldn't the University? The
difference - is that Harvard has
a plan by which it draws its
wealthy alumni to the extent of
a million or so dollars.
Why doesn't the University
use such a plan? The answer is
that it does. Its graduates have
been more than generous to it.
Especially of late, during the
depression, have they come to
the front. The gifts of the
Graham Memorial building, the
new music auditorium, the More-head-Patterson
bell" tower, and
any number of other smaller
contributions are evidence that
alumni have not forgotten the
University entirely.
Why then don't we amass a
huge endowment? The answer
is 'that an endowment grows not
TAR HEEL
out of the gifts of a single per
son, but from that of hundreds,
perhaps thousands, of alumni.
Furthermore, these alumni must
be wealthy, for they cannot put
the University before every
thing else. But the University
has but a few wealthy grad
uates. " ;
Why has the University so few
graduates of sufficient means to
aid it? Beceause it has devoted
itself to the education of the
people of North Carolina, with
out catering to the rich. Be
cause it has always stood for
that which it believed to be to
the best advantage of the people,
regardless of whether or not it
may- have held back those stu
dents who have had more ad
vantages of preparation.
Why then must the University
go without sufficient funds to
carry on the work of its library
the very core of its existence?
Why must students be called
upon to purchase reserve books
for use in sophomore and fresh
man courses. After the sacrifi
ces that the University has,made
for o'thers, why cannot some
other department be sacrificed
by the budget commission than
that of the public education ?
Some years ago, a certain
rayon company spent thousands
of dollars in advertising its
product. After a year, the work
ers struck. The owners and
managers locked up and depart
ed in a huff, thereby wasting all
of the money that they had spent
in building up a trade. Simil
arly, the budget commission is
cutting everything in a panic.
It does not. stop to estimate the
eventual cost of the cuts.
It has been very ably said,
"We are too poor not to edu
cate." Surely, the interference
with the work of the University
library is as serious a danger to
education in the state as can well
be imagined. Thoughtful re
ductions in the State and Uni
versity budgets are all right and
in keeping with the times, but
riotous and unplanned slashing
will eventually cost-more than it
will save. P.W.H.
Lines of
Least Resistance
By JAMES DAWSON
Aestnete: an excrescence on
the flitterati.
Co-ed: the modern edition of
the mediaeval nun ; a lady, usual
ly young, who is locked up at
10:30 in Spencer hall in a vain
attempt to preserve her half of
the Christian paradox, virgin
ity.
Column: a vehicle for a joy-
ride of the ego, designed to give
vent to the author's pet peeves,
and pleasure to no one.
Grat: a class you pay for but
don't get.
High-hat: given to the prac
tice of despising one's superiors.
m
Neck: to arouse, by means
of the tactile senses, sexual de
sire with no hope1 or thought
of fulfilment; to be stupid.
Pipe: the crowning glory of
the undergraduate male; the
symbol of masculinity resorted
to by beardless sophomores.
Pipe-organ: an instrument of
torture whose price and size are
so great that the process of be
ing driven mad thereby cannot
be done , in one's home," as with
a saxophone.
.
Reviewer: a Sadist whose
thrusts at drama are provoked
by torture at the hands of other
Sadists known as actors, Play
makers, Thespians, etc.
Quotation : an excerpt of three
or iour lines irom Alexander
Pope or E. A. Poe, used by the
Carolina Magazine to fill space
at column ends; a platitude.
Student Government: the
privilege given to a student body
by which it elects to campus of
fices certain personable and in
capable men.
Oh yeah: an interjection
meant to convey disgust, disap
proval, approval, disbelief, in
short,' anything; commonly
heard from very young ladies
in answer to any well-meant
compliment; the last word in
campus sophistication.
a reddish liquid.
Tea:
served
hot in unmanageable cups ; a
gathering at which one stands
or sits with one's hands full of
cups, wafers, etc., and is" abid
ingly uncomfortable. '
Motherhood: the other half
of the Christian paradox.
Criticism
"Less than one per cent of all
instruction given by American
colleges and universities is de
voted to subjects designed to pre
pare the future business, execu
tive to deal with problems of
marketing aiid advertising," ac
cording to a survey just com
nleted bv the Bureau of Re-
x.
"search and Education of the AdT
vertising Federation of Amer
ica. alma mater does a good job in
general business training but
falls far short of, giving suffici
ent instruction in the funda
mental subjects in modern com
modity distribution and sales."
And again we have a pungent
bit of criticism from the practi
cal business man who seems only
too willing to teach us what the
college curriculum lacks. They
cannot seem to appreciate the
fact that colleges do not intend
to teach a trade. It is true that
most business men criticize the
universities on the grounds of
lack of practical courses, but is
equally true that w have many
critics, usually outside the realm
of the commercially minded, who
critisize the universities on the
basis of being too practical.
Whom shall the educators
heed? Shall we' be taught the
so-called practical courses or
shall .we become familiar with
the subjects that will give us a
broader foundation upon which
we can built a practical knowl
edge? -
Experiments are being con
ducted on many campuses in the
country which have as their ob
jective the determination upon a
reply to these questions. The ex
periments, to date, are entirely
too young to serve as a criteria.
Furthermore, there will undoubt
edly be, conflicting testimony as
to the efficiency of the various
issues under fire.
Probably the safest course for
.
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The Spirit of Notre
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with
, Lew Ayres 'Sally Blane
AL HOWARD
(Now Backfield Coach at Carolina) "
AND OTHER GREAT NOTRE DAME STARS
' . , . Other Features
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Morning
Show at 10:30
Saturday October 17, 193i
the college student to pursue
would be that of, carefully decid
ing upon his goal and then at
tending the college that will giVe
him the greatest opportunity to
travel the road toward his ob
jective. There are enough of the
various types of education to
serve all needs. And until the
experiments have passed beyond
the experimental stage, we shall
reserve our judgment. Ohh
State Lantern.
ALAN HOWARD HAS
PART IN PICTURE
Al Howard, University back
field coach, and graduate of
Notre Dame, plays in the picture
showing at the Carolina theatre
today, "The Spirit of Notre
Dame," in wThich Lew Ayers has
the leading role. This produc
tion is dedicated to Kmite
Rockne, wTho wTas on his way
West to help in the directing of
the picture when his sudden
death came. Many of Rockne's
pupils, including the four horse
men and Frank Carideo, made
up the football team for the pro
duction of this picture.
In order to avoid any conflict
with the game this afternoon, a
special matinee is to be shown
at 10 :30 o'clock this morning.
TAU BETA PI HAS
ANNUAL MEETING
:
Tau Beta Pi, national honor
ary engineering fraternity, held
its 30th annual convention at
Cleveland, Ohio, October 8, 9,
and i0. . D. G. Thurston, presi
dent of the local chapter rep
resented the University at the
meeting.
Alpha chapter, of the Case
school of applied science, acted
as host to the fifty-eight out of
fifty-nine active chapters which
had representatives present.
An inspection tour of the
Aluminum Corporation of
America's plant was a feature
of the convention. . Guides con
ducted the party through the
plant from start to finish. Se
cret processes, never before ex
hibited to public gaze, wTere ex
plained to the men.
The Case-John Carroll foot
ball game was attended in a
body, and the convention closed
with a banquet on Saturday
night.
Petitions of two new chapters
were granted : New York uni
versity and Brooklyn Polytech
nic Institute.
Atwood and Weeks Move
Atwood and Weeks, contract
ors who constructed the new
bell tower, have moved their
main office to the Trust build
ing in Durham. They have a
branch office in room 109, Alum
ni building, with H.J). Carter in
charge as the University and
Chapel Hill representative.
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