Thursday, November 3, 193 Page .Two THE DAILY TAR HEEL . , Tl'-trs4l fif av IHofrl phere of this sanctified spot con- 4)e Datlp, tar $eei vveys a S0le.inspiring entnisiasm KSiKroTthf SX t0, The added of North Carolina at Chapel Hill coiomai imge 01 pasi ages is por- where it is printed daily except Mon- trayed and manifested in gravel days, and the Thanksgiving, Christ- . . . ,. mas, and Spring Holidays. Entered pathways, quaint m their tradl as second class matter at the post tfnnal p-x-istpnr.p. Howsver. manv office of Chanel Hill. N. C, under act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price, $4.00 for the college year. Offices on the- second floor of the Graham Memorial Building. Chas. G. Rose, Jr.. Editor Geo. W. Wilson, Jr...llgr. Editor R. D. McMillan...-..............Bus. Mgr. Editorial Staff EDITORIAL BOARD Don Shoe maker, chairman: E. C. Daniel, Jr., John Alexander, Edith Harbour, Mayne Albright, Nelson Robbins, B. B. Perry, Milton Kalb, A. T. Dill, J. M. Joy, F. A. Northrup, Peggy Ann Harris. -CITY EDITORS T. H. Walker, Bob Woerner. Bill Davis. DESK MEN Otto Steinreich, George a granite rise with an abundance Maione. Li. l. nutcnison, vv. jv a time comment irom tnose wno have become addicted to their usage, daily question the prac ticability of their sustenance. In cement it is essential, but in-shoes it is (quite out of place). Better a slip on the pavement than a slip with the tongue. Is gravel slippery to walk on? Nature in the raw is seldom mild. Economically speaking, gravel is cheap be cause of the facility of access to it. Chapel Hill is situated upon J. D. of sand. However, beauty is forced out" of the colonial picture when public convenience de mands a change. Shoes con stantly scuffed, winds creating Eddleman, Phil Markley, - Winslow. - FEATURE BOARD Joseph Sugar . man, chairman; Vermont Royster, Donoh Hanks, Frank Hawley, W. O. Marlowe, Carl Thompson, Jerome SPORTS DEPARTMENT Claiborn mild sand storms, houses beset Carr, Bill Anderson,. Jack Bessen, with sandy carpets and muddy lawrence 'inompson, maw nacKeit, , . v fh oil J. H. Morris. Crampton Trainer, wnen ram SOaKS tne SOU, Morrie Long,. Lane Fulenwider, probability this is not a rainy :gT.SLVoawne VeDD'J'mmyl1C- region, but it rains hard and REPORTERS B. R. Weaver, Ray- long when precipitation does oc- mond Barron, James B. Craighill, Walter Hargett, T. W. Hicks, James W. Keel. Nelson Lansdale,' .Lewis b. Morris, Robert C. Page, George Rhoades, Phillip Hammer, Irving Suss. Clarence Hartman, Eleanor Bizzell, Elizabeth Johnson, W. B. ' Greet, Jack Lowe, Hugh Lane, Dave jVlosier. Business Staff CIRCULATION DEPT. Tom Worth, Manager. cur. rnis causes smaii streams to erode ruts in the walks for people to slumble, twist ankles, and pitch headlong into the abrasive gravel. At night in this sea of slush and slop only the wary survive without unpleasant contact with these mud flows, and even those fortunates re- OFFICE STAFF F. P. Gray, Jr., veal soiled trouser cutis, stock Ass't Bus. Mgr., jqnn narrow, assi . , , . .tt o-lnrifipd Bus. Mgr., Wl B. Robeson. "sf ADVERTISING STAFF Howard is tnis existence ior tne inei- Manning, Adv't Mgr., w. c. J ones, chants. It means - business m Cordon. James Mehaff y, Butler their trade, money in their pock- cnurcn, j. naixo anow, joe masuu. . AT rT T nnmniT OTTlTl DnnA rh ! IIIUU III XUlrV Reynolds, Collection Mgr., J6e C. Webb,' Agnew Barnson, L. E. Brooks, Armistead Maupin, Robert P. Phifer, J. T. Barnard. Thursday, November 3, 1932 Music in The Air Life and Letters By Edith Harbour . These columnists, indeed ! I They still boo Rudy Vallee consider it a more dubious om- when he appears on the screen iUl in Chanel Hill, but when he columnists" than to be referred sings, "Follow the bouncing ball," they all join in with him. When the bouncing ball movie to as one of "those women." In cidentally, I'm wondering why members of the party of the op- themselves. Something ought to be done about it. There ought to be a petition. O, Mr. Tatum ! Puzzling me very much-is the mental level (I. Q.) of the in habitants of the quadrangle I reside-in. To me or you or any other rational persons it would seem that by the time men be come of college age they would know how to conduct themselves as gentlemen. Such is not the case. Instead, they think it fun ny to give public exhibitions of their particular brand of humor, which is neither yours nor mine. They are the lowest of the low. What is a sense of humor? Ask the man who owns one. Any man on the street has it. A sense of humor is a sense of pro portion, or rather, disproportion. If the "gentlemen" who disturb the deadly quiet of a study hour by their unnecessary - remarks which no one else considers fun ny can't be subdued, something ought to be done about it. There ought to be a petition. O, Mr. Tatum! m PLATITUDES A rose by any other name would smell v As sweet; a turtle dove would mourn the same If designated by some other name. A leopard cannot change its spots; full well You know thai certain curfews toll the knell Of parting day. And colyumistsf seeking fame , Or notoriety, seem prone to claim Superiority. Of this I tell. Now IN THE MAIN is gossipy and INK WELL dwells on rhapsodies of dots. OUR TIMES 4 Knows everything, or thinks so, does he not? So auTOPSY (and little Eva) think Lampooning their especial field. Combine The lot in a melting pot what. have you got? Nothing. Analysis Of 'Daily ' Princetonian s Presidential Poll cartoons were first shown here Pos!tin do ,not .make mu.of flhmit f nnr vpars ae-o. evervbodv XVAr- nuuvei & ""iu"uiiiuh i i j I..... -uj of that word "women." But at liKea mem, uui nuuuu,y oaug. Nowadavs the boys bass out that lt would hardly be of equal rforw- whw nrl,SPPTn,tn en- importance with Al Smith's joy it. The popularity of group sing ing as a pastime was seen last Saturday afr the football game. Student-President Weeks was "ra dio." So why bother. To re turn to columnists. They are an egocentric lot, else they wouldn't be writing columns. They prate of this and that, principally Vi ptyi col rck c Tin otr -fill rnln m n q 1 It 1 I WliVlilUVt V -M- iiJ 1111 VV1U11111U given a goodly round of applause ... ... mr. 1- iAn with airy nothing. The psycho- for his suggestion that the idea be adapted to mass meetings and stadium crowds. So. far, President Weeks and his associates have this plan: A nucleus-croun of 300 boys, or- logical explanation, of course, is an inferiority complex. The proper treatment of one who would hold an Autopsy over the disinterred columns of less for tunate individuals for the pur- nroTOTorl 1 iL-a Pornlino'c! YTr'wmef1 . . , , , ml,. pose of determining the number Cheerios. is to be formed. Thisr - , - , , , group will lead the singing and cheering at football games, after proper coaching by the cheer leaders. Kehearsals, with any of words from a dead language to be found therein would be simply to ignore both him and his efforts. But it has been many a long year since my risi KJ bllVl UWUVftXAVkJ IIUV VV-l- VU VV I . .... 1 . - . x j -ii i. u ir ' 1 1 Diuxies nave Deen so arousea Dy tend, will be held m Memorial m , . . T . 7 O, lAfi VUlUlllllliSt. J. 11 idlL, the only rise of which I am now capable is abject derision. hall. There will not be a boun cing ball, but the words of the Ml t 1 songs win De projected on a screen. Organist Patterson will INQUEST for Mr. Berryman: furnish the musical accompani ment. Not only the University's yells and songs (of which they are more to come), but also oth er college and popular songs will be suner by this group. One has X marks the spot where the wandering mind was found. I am in a constant state of wronderment as to the wisdom of the subject. 1 am ma constant state of wonderment as to the wisdom nnW in yanoM V10 -fnmo vf flip Cheerios under Kay Kyser and f flicting chapel upon even to picture the colorful spectacle eshmen who come here fresh a xt i (very fresh) from the farm. A Ol an .rmy-ridvy game tu xeai- - the enjoyment and value to r11?"8 Pimon 01 tne ma lze be had from organized singing and cheering. "So we'll gather 'round the well, Cheer the Tar Heel team like ; hell, For the glory of N: C. U." E.C.D. Here's Mud in Your Face Chapel Hill is beautiful to say pulsion were they allowed to go the least. The celestial atmos- out and make mud pies for jority of chapel-goers seems to e that chapel programs are com posed of just so much piffle and as such should be condensed into one piffling chapel program each week. Just think how much time chapel detracts from the all too few available hours for study. Better for those who now attend chapel under com- OUR TIMES By Don Shoemaker Chapel Hill Whirligag Along with the rest of the general illiterate electorate, weve been following the cur rent political rodeo from the in nocuous mouthings of the near- y-Throttlebottomed Mr. Smith to the munificent platitudes of the present incumbent. Not quite being twenty-one, ; on No vember 8 we can throw over the whole business and do a George Jean Nathan. But despite our electoral reticence, we have been looking the situation over with open eyes. We've noticed particularly that the younger generation has put its oar into the troubled sea with delicately phrased chalk exhortations on Chapel Hill side walks and board fences. The best of these, we saw Tuesday be (By Vergil J. Lee, Tar Heel Editorial Board) The recently completed presidential poll conducted by the Daily Princetonian has created quite a stir. This is especially true among those persons who believed that Governor Roosevelt would keep up his good work' as exemplified by the Literary Digest's straw vote. The efforts of the Democrats to scoff at and belittle the figures showing Hoover leading the New York executive by a vote of 28 180 to 17,712 will remain impotent until cold igures are brought to light which challenge the validity of the tabulation. Attacking the problem from the non-partisan standpoint, we come upon some interesting disclosures. At the outset, we might say that the survey included 46 colleges and universities m all parts of the country; twelve in New England; seven in the East proper (N. Y., N. J., Penn., Del., Md., W. Va.) ; nine in the south (includes the so-called solid South, with addition of Kentucky and the exception of Texas) ; nine in the mid-west (O., 111., Ind., Iowa, Mich., Wis., Minn., N. D.v, S. D., Neb., Kas., Mo.); three in the south-west (Texas, Okla., Ariz., N. M.) ; two in the west (Mont., Wy., Col., Utah, Id., Nev.) ; and three on the Pacific coast (Wash., Ore., Cal.) . . , A glance at the accompanying table will immediately show the greatly over-balanced character of the poll. New England, for example, (which is solely and exclusively Republican in the Lit erary Digest's survey) exhibits' a percentage of fifty seven in the number of students canvassed relative to the total number of stu dents in the New England section. Contrast this with the other sections of the country in wrhich Roosevelt sentiment is strong est; East, 23 per cent; South, 23 per cent; Mid-west, 33 per cent; South-west, 31 per cent; West, 18 per cent; Pacific Coast, 49 per cent. " Furthermore, when we consider the various manners in which the student bodies were polled some voting en masse; others voting individually and at will we can state rather conclusively that, although the Daily Princetonian meant well and deserves great credit for its efforts, the way in which the survey was con ducted lead to a greatly distorted and partially fallascious picture of American college students' political preferences. A B C No. resrist'd No. stud'ts Elect. students Dolled Number vote. - Section in area in area votiner 30,900 86,000 23,000 77,300 To Our Hall Of Fame We Nominate 41 New England ... 54,000 118 East ...370,000 113 South 100,000 161- Mid-West 237,000 40 South-West ...... 47,000 14,500 24 West .. .. 21,000 3,700 34 Pacific Coast ... 65,000 32,000 57 23 13,700 11,300 6,700 23 14,800 33 3,300 31 700 18 3,000 49 PERCENTAGES B to A CtoA CtoB 25 3 7 6 7 3 5 44 13 29 19 23 19 9 fore they took the Grand Hotel poster down from its plaec on the side of a building on Frank lin street: "GRAND HOTEL. Carolina Theatre . . .-Monday and Tuesday . . . Greta GARBO, John BARRYMORE, Joan CRAWFORD, Wallace BEERY, Lionel BARRYMORE. and (chalked) ROOSEVELT." More Whirligag And along this same line, since politics rules the day, we have jotted down here several little lyrics from a political sa tire which we wrote this sum mer and worked all Fall to have published. It is here apparent that our efforts were negative. The first was in reference to slurs cast on one of the prin cipal characters a year or two after 1928 and ran: "Humpty-Dumpty sat on a plat form, But he didn't risk to fall on his flatform, He straddled it tightly, kept still as a mouse And now he's th' incumbent up at the White House." And another sung by a gentle (Continued on last page) Alfred Williams & Co. Booksellers . Office Outfitters Social Engravers Stationery . Tke Carolina Playmakers - ANNOUNCE A Gala Revival of Uriel ncie i om s umn or THE DEATH OF LITTLE EVA Thursday, Friday, Saturday 8:30 P. M. SINGLE ADMISSION 75c A few season tickets still available Six shows $2.00 v Special Football DANCE Washington Duke Hotel Friday, Nov. 4, 1932 MUSIC BY JACK WARD LAW 10 to 2 Script, $1.10 The University of California Daily Bruin, which relieves all fear that the spirit of "We'll die for dear old Rutgers" is not dead in the American college : The huge bonfire pile will be touched off at 9 :00 p. m. and led by the Bruin band, pajama clad students will serpentine about the blazing pyre. After the bonfire has died down students will adjourn to the dance.N "Pajamas are not al lowed at the dance, but as the affair is informal, cords and a sweater will be acceptable," Bob Stewart stated. LOST Diamond dinner ring for lit tle finger. Return to Mrs. C. G. Peebles, 513 E. Rosemary, phone 5081. Liberal reward. (3) Dedicated to the lovers of the world! I? l Xf tj pi V MM: P&V i i v 5 .-: They had too much money for their own good . . only when it was swept away did they find the gold be neath the tinsel. . . Smart! Sophisticated! . . Brilliant ! Tallulah IANKHE Robert MONTGOM m "FAITHLESS" Also Comedy News NOW PLAYING A FOEUM DEIS. and EL Six ten-minute speeches two for Hoover, two for Thomas, and two for Roosevelt. OUR SPEAKERS: Fleming-Jones, Eddleman, and Jenkins THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 3 7:00 P.M. ESaHfl