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THE DAILY TAR HEEL
Tuesday, January 23, 1934
Cfje Batfe Ear eel
. sTb'e cdcial newspaper of tie Publication. Union Board
cf the University cf North Carolina at Chapel Hill where
it tj printed caily except Jlssdays, ana tne 'lnanssgmns,
n-riatTnft. rtA Snrin? Holidays. Entered as second class
catter at the post oface cf Chapel Hill, N. C, cnder act
cf. March 3,. 1879. Subscription price, ?3.C0 for the
eollege year.
Gaiborn M. Carr
Thomas Walker..
Joe Webb.... :
.Editor
, llanaging Editor
....Business Blanager
Editorial Staff
tfriTTfTRTAT. TJOARU Virsil J. Lee. Jr.. chairman, Jehn
P. Alexander, A. T. DAL Vermont C. lUyster, F. Pat
Gaskins, Milton K. Kalb, William H. Wang, Hen .
TTftlt. John B. Lindeman, Jean S.
nntrelL W. R. Eddleman. Don Becker, Nelson Lans-
- dale. - -
ATTT'R'P. "RflATlTl Joe Snsrarman. chairman, Walter
Terry. Ed GoldenthaL
f!TTY "PTiTTORS Carl Thompson. Phil Hammer, Jack
Lowe,. Bob Page, Irving Suss, Bob Woerner.
TiF.SJt MFN Nick Powell. Walter Hareett, Eleanor
Bizzell. Elizabeth Johnson.
SPORTS DEPARTMENT Bill Anderson and Jimmie
Morris, co-assistant editors, Morrie Long, Ralph
fiialanplTa. Smith Barrier. Tom Bost. Jr., Milton
. Soberer.
EXCHANGES W. C. Dnrfee, editor, Margaret Gaines,
W. W. Boddie, Harold Broady, Norman Adeiman.
REPORTERS Don McKee, Reed Sarratt, Jim Daniels,
Sam Willard, George MacFarland, Edwin Kahn, Emery
Raper, Francis dingman, Margaret McCauley, Ralph
Burgin, Roy Wilder, John Eddleman. -
. ,. Business Staff
ASST. BUSINESS MGR. (Sales) Agnew Bahnson, Jr,
OFFICE MANAGERS L E. Brooks, James Barnard.
DURHAM REPRESENTATIVES P. W. Smith, Henry
B. Darling. .' ..I ,
LOCAL ADVERTISING STAFF Butler French, Esley
Anderson (Managers), Hugh Primrose, Phil Singer,
Rnhprt. SnsTiik; mrhert Osterheld. Niles Bond, Eli
Joyner, Oscar Tyree.
CIRCULATION MGR. Ralto Farlow.
Trail-Blazing
At Chapel Hill
In such a democratic stronghold as this, it is
difficult to understand why the University stu
dents cling so tenaciously to Hr. Hoover's and
the G. O. P.'s doctrine of "rugged individualism."
Why are there so many "rugged individualists"
in a college predominantly democratic why so
many who leave the beaten path to strike out
for themselves?
What's wrong with the beaten paths? We
admit that they ought to be paved better, that
they get muddy when it rains, and dusty when
it's dry, but after all they are just as good as
the trails blazed by "rugged individualists"
across our pock-marked campus. Take, for ex
ample, the main campus, which was regraded
and resown last spring. It is already being
CITY EDITOR FOR THIS ISSUE: JACK LOWE
Tuesday, January 23, 1934
Flight Shots
June
the proprietors of the dorm store
are overjoyed, someone has to
foot , the bill. At this point en
ters a written contract between
Phil Kindr party of the first
part, and 'Ernest Stadiem,
George Taylor, Francis Harrell,
Communism is rampant! the d B g Soomon parties of the
wets are here! The bulletin
board in Bingham hall lists
among the inmates of that build
ing Dean Carrollski and C.
Beer. Other nationalities are
represented in the mixed names
on the board but we dare not
second part, wherein is stipu
lated that "I, Philip Kind, do
hereby agree to drink forty (40)
bottles of milk (half pints) on
Monday, January 22, 1934. If
I drink the forty bottles, then
the parties of the second" part
At I t " 1 I X . ..
jeer,xnem ior lear xney may for . If j do not
the real names. There was some- drink mis amount; r win
thing else, not quite, so nice, pay for this amount ... Also, I
maae wnn tne letters on me
trail-blazed. This is unpatriotic, and if Hitler rT " V" u"uh W111 no-c el S1CK wimm one nour
, A, . rr!; , , bulletin board; but some public-Lff.p r7r.inV Hip Inst w.
spirited student changed them tIe the fortith. If I get sick,
were president of the University he would hold
an election to forbid the treasonable acts of
"rugged individualists." What can Mr. Roose
velt think of a bunch of southerners carrying
out the doctrines of the Republican party ? It
must make him melancholy.
As a matter of fact, it makes us quite tearful. I doesn't look a bit like a bigot
Think of our dear beautiful campus, home of
tender memories, bp W torn nn hv merciless ! One of the wits in an ancient
stout fellow!
Speaking of communism and
the like, we saw a picture of
Davie Clark the other day he
at any time before one hour af
ter drinking the fortieth bottle,
then I shall pay for all drunk
and give the remaining to the
four named above. I also guar-
antee - to take one hour out for
dinner and to eat' an -! average
unpatriotic, perhaps even sacrilegious brutes history class tripped while try- meal in the presence of Bernard
(ves brutes) who have no conception of the nat- mg to make a grandstand spurt Solomon.
the other day. The discussion io get sicK is to consist 01
served for posterity and the artistic soul. was. centering around the anci-
In other words, there are certain neoDle who ent Egyptian tombs which have
make this place look like hell and we think it's P11 discovered wnen ;our nero SAlJNT-CiAUDEJNJS
SPEAKS TONIGHT
(censored)
a darn shame. D.B.
With Contemporaries
"And the Greatest
Is Charity"
The American National Red Cross is a tradir
tion; to thousands made destitute by sudden dis
aster it is life itself. It deserves some measure
of support from every student in this Univer
sity. - - v ' " '
Liberalization '
Of the Student
(Grinnell Scarlet and Black)
Skepticism and challenge are outstanding stu
dent characteristics today. Cruelly disappointed
in men and ideals which heretofore were honored
and cherished, he has come to doubt the -wisdom
Nature has an annoying manner of ignoring Lf his elders and has dared to think for himself.
w-v J 1 - TT) A I '
mere man. repression or no aepressiun, i xv
or no NRA, natural disasters come and- come
In 1921, 3 per cent of the stu-
In economics and history he learns the truth
about exploitation and imperialism. He dis-
Qrvofn in Vio T(QnrQl pmirsp nf events. Tn evervl n. i V v . . , , I lu XU'J-
- :r .-" covers mat wars are not iougnt ior nooie enas, hnrlv were from out-of-state
fQfo rt fim TTTiinri T?nri f!ross nas trained , . , . , ... , aent ooay were irom out-oi-srace
put ,ior tne. protection 01 private weaun ana residents. In 1934 nearly 33
property. ? m-. ; - --r . ' ner -ent of the students are from
in pnnosopny there is revealed to him the 0ther states.
wanted to know , how "many of
the old tombs have been escalad
ed?" I (Continued from first pag9)
until it is now placed first among
For the benefit of those who exhibitions of the United States.
may have paid more than a pass- .His summer home is at Corn-
- 1
ing glance at the trick sentence ish, New Hampshire, near the
last week, we herewith give a Saint-Gaudens memorial, of
punctuated solution. Red, where which he is director.
Hank had had "had had," had . Tonight's lecture- is held un
had "had"; "had had" had had der the auspices of the Unjver-
the editor's approval. sitv committee of fine" arts; the
And one of our cohorts sug- chairman of which is Professor
gests this: That that is is that George Howe of the classics de-
that is not is not.
partment.
state in the Union the Red Cross has trained
units to meet nature when she is on a rampage.
But those ; units need the state's -financial sup-
YOUNG DEMOCRATS
TO CONVENE HERE
(Continued from iftrsfcpage)-:
encies. h,... ' ... ;
Members - of 3 the executive
portn 'a periodhenn disaster Jin- t?utlf and origin of religion. He bensteoieMauestionabhave a ireat signi
lensraea dv nroioneea, Depression, wnen tne ewv-u: j i-.tu aju - . . . , r .: mwD yi: j wre, iyuvMv
" x r - r w ' 1 Liuii meeiiH ami iiiiiJiLNaVviiii'.ii. ws m I'.iiiiu riH i i,i..A; ti. f Ai.'f . . . r i
huge public debt to throw Lmted M
Thompson Evans president, :of
rn 4-1, ,4- .,1 I xxi tell roiui yewev jui-
off that depression, the Red Cross remains the
I only . effective .; organization to meet " a heavy
thunder . storm, a tidal wave, a
basin, or an exploded mine.
. Under the direction of the Y. M. C. A. and
the Interfraternity Council, a Red Cross drive
has begun at the University. It has not met the
In biology , he comes face to face with stark
nature, seeing in the lower forms of life a.kinH
flooded riverLv v; 1, ,J son s of recent vears were writ- sett Raleigh; btaton i.nscoe,
v,ia cioi T5V,,roi0 nA ten hv s. vounff mid-western bov &" J-.1Jf t
iik3 VXigllK X UJOiVO. (U1U lUCUUi9l(l.V CA'I a v - -f-, 7l
piaxxi iniu uuw aim wiiy certain natural pne- " . . "to-7 t?a uAc firAr..
rtwo -- . rarmiVhael. who reoent v trave W1U """& i
iiviiiviicv uvlui . .... 1 " J " n O I , . , ,
Enlicrhtened W tne revel, tmns to .otn.oi us."Lazy Bones," wrote "Old rnce, aiiSDUiy mayne
OPERA MONIBIENT
TO ITS CREATORS
(Continued from first page)
of eight He authored one of the
bloody battle songs of the Chris
tians, "Onward Christian Sold
iers." Another progeny of his
pen is nan, nan, tne uangs
All Here."
He died of heart failure as he
lay abed scribbling music be
tween drinks of barley water
and doses of morphine.
Gilbert, the humorist had
names for his feet. The right.
he called Labouchere.; the left
Clement Scott
At the age of 74 he made a
swimming date with two young-
ladies. One went beyond her
depth in the water. Gilbert
swam expertly to her rescue. He
gave instructions as to how she-
was to hold onto him, but be
fore he could swim ashore he
sank beneath the young lady's
grasp and was drowned.
Snavely to Be Honored
At Banquet Reception
(Continued from first page)
present and will speak to the
football men concerning his
plans for the future. .
After the banquet, and be
ginning sharply at 8:30 o'clock,
there will be a reception in the
lounge room of Graham Memo
rial for Coach Snavely. Every
member of the student body,
as well as interested outsiders
are urged to attend. President
Harper Barnes of the student
body will welcome Coach Snave
ly on behalf of the students. The
Glee club, under the direction of
H. Grady Miller will offer a
short concert and will lead the
assemblage in Carolina songs.
Members of the University club
will act as hosts for the recep
tion. .'
LOST
A black Parker f onntahr pen
between Pittsboro street and
New East, the geology building,
yesterday. Reward. Phone 7481
and ask for L. Orlando Rowland.
support it deserves. Either students have failed orw on;mMO ia ... Rockine- Chair" and "Stardust" Aiongnt, cnapei riiii; 10m
a cuiu ouuni oiicilbco, Willi. VllKS lCallCSO CJi. I 0 I HT 1' XT "U J T J
to ''loosen, up'; or the campaigners have been Losition of facts bv his Drofessors. the Ameri. while still an undergraduate. Mewborn, Newbern, and Judge
lacking in enertrv.v Neither are. iustified. for a xt. . i . i i ITho fnrrnar was insnirpd hv n-nreilx AllYt v aynesvnie.
- - 1 ' 1 1 -yi 1 1 s , 1 h ,. 1 ( 1 r i.riH mns.T. nnir. nno narrm c oiron-i j.va.w. j
the Red Cross is doing valuable and unqualed tical 0f the value and inevitability of war, of old Negro vendor of illicit home
work. 2. A'1 : '- viucUt o;oi 0;0i t,i,i brew who received his custom-
Support the Red Cross ; while it needs you and challenges the intelligence of his fellow stu- ers in a rocking chair, and the
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dents in order to strive toward a society wherein lauer was zne resuit 01 wmsi
the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of hap- !mg on a aarK nignt wniie iook
piness shall be no mere slogans, but permanent g p stars-
social realities.
. R. R. CLARK
Dentist
OiSce over Bank of Chapel Hill
PHONE 6251
now, some day you may need it DiBi
Doors Ajar
For Co-eds ' -No
longer must the co-ed delicately manipu
late a NO to the cordial invitation to go calling
in fraternity houses. No longer will a young
man have that fearful, "insultingish" attitude
wnen ne invites nis gin iriend in to enjoy a
chat by his brothers' fire, or to listen to his
brothers' radio. Many students on this campus
will rejoice this week that the regulation in the
co-ed handbook which prevents co-eds visiting
fraternity houses is at last dead. A new regu
Too Many Graduates
(Oklahoma O'Collegian)
The McGill Daily, student publication of the
McGill University in Montreal, comments that
1,500,000 graduates were turned out by Ameri
can colleges and universities in 1933, only 15
per cent of which have so far succeeded in find-
ing jobs, and goes on to show how Canada puts
lation has been passed on by the Student Wel-
out college graduates in the ratio of one in one!
fare committee to take its place', and if President thfd, -while its neighbor to the south grad
Graham does not veto it-a really normal and T ! T?e Canadlan edltof. 13 slitly
skeptical concerning the extreme liberality of
American education, and suggests that the more
conservative view on education on his side of
the line is perhaps the safer course.
All too true is the fact that American colleges ky Jones.
aic tui mug uui nanieu men at a iar greater rate
BROKEN-ARROWS : Funny,
the different ways people have
of tieing their shoestrings al
ways looks awkward ... Has
anyone ever seen one of the
dogs that chase the squirrels on
North Campus catch one? .
That obelisk statue mentioned
last week is a memorial to our
first president, Dr. Caldwell .
That fellow that turns off lights
in show windows down town at
night invariably conjures up
shades of Charles Dickens' Lon
don lamp lighters . . . We're not
the first that noticed Stuart
Chandler's resemblance to Bob-
liberal ruling fraternities may entertain women
visitors in their parlors and sunporches any time
between the "P.M." hours of one to ten-thirty.
Many students are appreciative of this step.
No doubt they will attempt to cooperate, now
that the committee hna slinwn nrh lrTafl
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mindedness and noonerafivene Hcoif s;nnJthan industry and the professions can absorb
the rule de.oWp hQf -nn Mr; them-. Lhe situation promises to become as seri-
durW visitino- honr mnnV nf thno wi. QUS as any since . the industrial revolution. It's
dangers whiVh hovered in rindc nf tha n,Q lt0 fundamental to be settled by the NRA, the
0 .. . "' wv uv- , nnn t . - -m . m
ators of 'that old . rule will be diminished. And . WA tne , or otner temPrary measures. Kind to Drmk orty isouies 01
or t ii l i, j ii TTi ixiA' auocwiuis cutiiciy txitj Dresent aenression i jiiik uunnjr uay
w icjuiwug eiiuuiu uc liettiu in an university! -r. . -. .
circles. The co-ed will no longer have to enter- "cu"cc" practice in tne proiessions
tain her visitors in the rrammed nhiiiori o. are becoming more stringent, and yet we still
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ters of the shack or arboretum; young men will "m , mn and women Wlth college deees
not be alwavs reaching for the movip.thi wno can t find Jobs- At present rates, we'll con
cents ; and furthermore the young men will have Ue. t0S S Some authorities believe we may
excellent training in playing the host. Perhaps -f S m SUm SyStem of
they'll even eive up savin that naushtv word the middIe aes 85 one means of restricting mem-
i v. u r xi-- -i .
d n! J.SC ueiamp ia tne proiessions, out aenymg a man
tne right to earn a livinD in his rhrvuprt fiii
Bottle Swigger
7o Justify Title
o Drink Forty Bo
Milk During Day.
A journalism co-ed at the University of Wis- would be pretty steep.
consin wears a jacket made of pennants from Anyway, that's this generation's 'biggest prol
colleges all over the country. Carneene Tartnn lem.
Resolved: That the cubic ca
pacity of the stomach is a hell
uva lot greater than some of the
dumb blokes in Old East think
it is. That is the theory which
Philip Kind, bottle-swigger,
(milk, that is) tested yesterday,
at the risk of his stomach, so
cial standing, and stability.
Kind kindly agreed to deprive
forty milk-fed bottles of their
I contents between the hours of
A grad of Oregon State University has named One wide-awake professor at Fordham Uni- 8 :00 o'clock in the morning and
his son "Sears Roebuck" because his ofFsnrino- versity passed a student who had heen a6A I9?n0 o'clock last night. But
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was of the "male order." Michigan Dailv. six months. Carnegie Tartan. : lheres a catch in it. Though
That's all there is...
there ain't oing to be
no more at these prices!
Special Odd Lots Priced For
Quick After-Inventory Clear
ance. One Lot Topcoats close out at ...............$5.00
One Lot Topcoats values to $37.50 ..$10.00
All Men's Kid Gloves, while they last ...$1.00
Men's Hats .$1.50 and up
$1.00 Scarfs, 2 for .... ...... ....$1.00
Men's 50c Shorts and Jerseys, 3 for ......$1.00
EXTRA SPECIAL ON MEN'S PANTS
EXTRA SPECIAL ON ALL BLANKETS
50c Towels on Special, 3 for ..... ..........$1.00
9x12 Matting Rugs ............. .......$2.98
8x10 Grass Rugs ............. . $2.98
6x9 Grass Rugs 98
Shoes for Men, Women, and Children
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