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THE DAILY TAB HEEL
SATURDAY, MAY 11, 193.5
The ecial of the PubEcations Union Board of the University
cf North Carolina at Chapel Hill -where it is printed daily except Mondays,
and tha Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Spring Holidays. Entered as second
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-; Editor
' ' Philip Gibbon Hammer r
Managing Editor
Robert Claude Page, Jr.
Associate Editors
Irving David Suss
William H. W. Anderson
TnlMTig
Because of 'limited space, the
Daily Tar Heel in the future
Mill accept no letters for publi
cation which are more than 200
words long.
Walter Lee Hargett
Francis Fries Willingham
PAGE MR. SMITH
w Donald Gist Wetherbee James Manly Daniel
Donald Kennedy McKee
Contributing Editors
Earl Woodall Wolslagei DuPont Snowden
Samuel Richardson Leager John Schulz
Mortimer Irvin Slavin
- i ' Feature Writers
Willis Speight Harrison William Francis Clingman, Jr.
William McWhorter Cochrane James Edward Pomdexter
Jacob Elias Snyder
Milton Kallman Kalb
Exchange Staff
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. V Office Secretary :
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City Editor
Alexander Reed Sarratt, Jr.
Stuart White Rabb '
Edwin Leonard Kahn
William Palmer Hudson
'News Editors
John McNeill Smith, Jr.
Charles Wurster Gilmore
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Not the Picture on the Packet
Nicholas Cabell Read
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Desk Men
Reporters
To the Editor,
Daily Tar Heel:
I hate to write nasty- letters
as much as you hate to get them ;
but it's not my fault that Earl
Wolslagel's column has to be fol
lowed up every week with a cor
rection of his misrepresentations
of the truth. ;
Our pal Earl didn t answer
Don Pope's letter; the truth
is that he either misunder
stood or garbled its mean
. , 1
mg, as anybody witn nail an
eye could see from yesterday's
column, in which Earl interpret
ed Don's letter as simply an at
tack on the much-mentioned E.
Carrington Smith. It wasn't
anything like that. Don . was
protesting against an instance of
unfairness shown the Playmak
ers, and he cited the Daily Tar
Heel's policy on Smith's theatre
publicity by way of what seemed
to the campus at large a pretty
telling contrast. Earl or any
body else can re-read Don's let
ter and see that what I have
just said is the truth.
Now, I want to negotiate a
bargain with Earl, and I want
the campus to know about it.
I'll give Earl Wolslagei a list of
thirty new ways to call a Play
maker a pansy, with four new
psychological insults not iri
I volving inversion five second
hand puns tHe sort he favors
and a subscription to HECTIC
HOLLYWOOD thrown in, on
condition that Jiis column quits
Tf io rrr-Qfifvifr rt pa tiinf tliA tipw iimi of tiP nnrrmtnrv talking about E. Carrington
Strube in the Daily Express (London).
Robert Nathaniel Magill
Edwin Jones Hamlin
Robert Franklin Ledford
Henry Theodoric Terry, Jr.
Louis Samuel Spelke
Emmet Robinson Spicer
Newton Craig
Ralph Sprinkle
Franklin Harward
George Andrew Anderson
James Arthur Brown
Lytt Irvine Gardner
William Coffield Fields .
John Lorraine Davis, Jr.
Edwin McKie Sink
Staff Photographer
Donald Becker
Bt&iness Manager '
Joseph Cheshire Webb .
Assistant Business Manager
Thomas Butler French
Division Manaaers
Joseph Hull Robinson, Circulation Herbert Francis Osterheld, Collection
Walter Henry Eckert and Roy Cox Crooks, Office
Montf ord Boylan Carr, National Advertising
. Local Advertising Staff
Hugh William Primrose Robert Brendle Sosnick
Niles Woodbridge Bond Thomas Eli Joyner
William Kerr MacDonald Louis deSchweinitz Shaffner
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THIS ISSUE: NEWS, HUDSON; NIGHT, GILMORE
ly polished table, fine plush
lounge, or sofa cushion.
A census could not be taken as
to how many of them had been
raised iii a barn, but a very con
servative estimate based, on
these despoilers' actions would
give the barn-borri babies a very
safe majority. .
It is quite right that everyone
should feel perfectly at home at
any place, but there should be
some repression of this when
those who are in the category
of barn-dwellers begin to feel
and act at home.. Then it is time
that some action be taken to
Drotect these valuable articles
in question which are gradually
being marred and defaced.
JOHN DAVIS.
OUTSTANDING RADIO
BROADCASTS
DORMITORY ACTION
Council will attempt to get at the bottom of the dormitory situa
tion upon which we have been harping for some time.
We don't want the dormitoryites to think we're trying to cram
something down their throats. We're not. Every stand that we
have taken concerning dormitories has resulted from investiga
tions which dormitory men themselves have conducted.
The new members of the council decided upon two points, one
Smith as a super-super-super
impresario. Nobody called Mr.
S. a black rogue, and nobody
bears him any malice ; we're just
a trifle weary of hearing him
touted by Earl at the expense of
the Playmakers and the English
of which was to take up where the Daily Tar Heel's agitation language. Maybe he's tired .of
left off. The other was to reduce the dormitory disturbances.
We have not purposely tried to derogate the efforts of the ad
ministration in the Everett experiment, but have consistently
pointed out that, in practice, the plan has not been the success
that was anticipated. But that is not the important point: the
essence of the Everett results is that there are certain phases of
the plan which necessarily must be revised and there are other
phases which must be continued and pressed more strenuously.
" Dean Bradshaw hit the nail on the head when he said: "The
reading stuff about himself.
Do s we trade ? Now you talk
turkey. ' 1
C. E. LLOYD.
BUC IN PORT
The Buccaneer Puts Into Port
So the Swaggering Buc is back
a cam
.University has decided that the only way. to fill the dormitories Wel h- b he,g darn
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is Dy maKing improvements ratner man oy compulsion. mat is good guy
exactly what Mr. Rogerson's energetic department is setting about n lik hi "f b h doesnt
to uo, to improve. Ana it is obligatory tnat tne aormitoryiies
pun;
gesting, co-operating, and helping to work out plans and methods.
With the support of the administration and student opinion
through these columns, the dormitory men can render a great ser
vice in working for dormitory betterment.
MOliE MOTIONS
That old Buc could dish more
dirt
Than Ballyhoo itself.
But the P. UBoard put his muz
zle on,
carry their share of the burden in the improvement drive by sug- He mav not be roueh but he's
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a darn good guy.
Last fall they kicked him off the
wharf
For getting drunk and raising
hell.
He nearly tore down the school
The action oi the Dormitory (jouncii wasn't tne only thing a nd haif the state as well
pleasing to the editors which happened .Thursday.
When the faculty, after quite a session, voted to appoint a com
mittee to work out in full a class-extension plan in co-operation
with a student committee, our efforts toward establishing some
sort of similar plan seemed to have borne some fruit.
In fact, the results of the faculty consideration were better
than we anticipated. Numerous faculty members, had objections Placing him gently on the shelf,
to our proposal, objections ranging from over-crowded schedules He's come back now with top hat
to over-scheduled crowds. We knew that there would be many
revisions and we still think there will, but we didn't anticipate any And promises to be subtle and
definite action, for the simple reason that it was asking a lot to sy
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expect any more tnan discussion at tne nrst gatnenng. This time we'll havp a trond
We hope tnat JJean nouse win see to it tnat tne committees are comic
immediately appointed, so that a plan can be worked out in detail Or know the reason why.
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ana revisea tnorougniy Deiore tne spring session enus. Ana we DICK HICKS
repeat that our hearts are not set absolutely on the particular
plan which Prof. Wiley drew up and we sponsored. Basically, To the Editor
nowever, it snouid oe drawn up to emorace tne same I unctions daily Tar Heel:
and carry out tne same purposes. An over ripe bouquet of cab
We believe that there are too many distinguished members of bages and tomatoes to that latent
our faculty whose abilities and learning have not been utilized laity who habitate the comfort
half enough. By "utilized' we mean served up to the advantage able lounges of Graham Memo
of our students and other members of the faculty. That is one rial and persist, either through
reason for our hearty approbation and sponsorship of class-exten- ignorance, in the sense of being
sion as part of our cumcular set-up. , dumb, or by a complete disre-
The other is that students in most instances have little oppor- gard of their own property in
tunity for branching out into allied fields, despite the fact that resting their hobnailed and grit
our curriculum is broad and allows quite a bit of academic free- ty shoes on the nearest conven-
dom. Let's lead the horses to water and more of it ient article, be it on a smooth-
WITH THE CHURCHES
Baptist
10 a. m. Student class taught
by M. J. Hagood.
10 a. m. Co-ed class taught
by Mrs. E. T. Howell. -
11 a. m. Worship and ser
mon Dr. O. T. Binkley. Topic:
"What About Our Ideals?"
7 p. m. B. Y. P. U. for col
lege students.
7 p. m. Young People's Soci
ety for high school students.
8 p. m. Union Forum led by
Mrs. E. R. Groves.- Topic: "The
Emotional Problems of Chil
dren."
United
10:30 a. m. Student , Bible
class. Topic: "How Can the
Church Increase Its Influence
and Service?"
11 a. m. Sermon, Dr. W. J.
McKee. Topic: "Intelligent
Mother Love."
7 p. m. Student Forum led
by F. S. Wilder. Topic: "Plans
and Purpose of the Youth Fel
lowship.
Episcopal
8 a. m. Holy Communion.
11 a. m. Service and sermon,
Rev. A. S. Lawrence.
8 p. m. Organ recital.
Presbyterian
10 a. m. Student class, Hev.
Watt Cooper. Topic: "The Sig
nificance of Jesus."
11 a. m. Morning worship,
Rev. Donald H. Stewart. Topic:
"The Bible for Use or Dis
use?" x
7 p. m. Student Forum.
Topic: "Religion and Politics.
Methodist
9 :45 a. m.' Sunday, school.
11 a. m. Worship and ser
mon Dr. W. A. Jenkins. Topic:
"Our Mothers." Followed by
Holy Communion.
7 p. m. Student Forum.
Lutheran
10:15 a. mr Sunday school
discussion group led by Marcus
Aderholt.
; 11a. m. Service, Rev. Roscoe
B. Fisher. Topic: "The Mother
of Jesus."
Catholic
Mass every Sunday, 8:30 a. m.
Rev. Dr. F. J. Morissey.
EARTH-QUAKES
By John Schulz
12:00: Jimmie Garrigan
orch., WJZ.
12:30: Charles Stenross
orch., WEAF. v
1 :00 : Louis Panico orch.,
WABC, WBT, WBIG.
4:00: Eddy Duchin orch.,
WEAF, WLW, WPTF.
5 :30 : Freddie Bergin orch.,
WABC, WBIG.
6 :30 : , Victor Arden orck.
WABC. - '
7 :00 : Lennie Hay ton orch
WEAF, WLW, WPTF.
7:30: Stan Myers orch
WJZ, KDKA; Kay Kyser orch.
WGN.
8 :30 : Al Jolson, Victor Young
orch., WEAF, WPTF; Wayne
King orch., WGN.
9 :15 : Kay Kyser orch., WGN.
9:30: Kil Murray, Xaviar
Cugat, Benny Goodman orchs.,
WEAF, WLW, WPTF.
10 :00 : Freddie Martin orch.,
WGN.
10:30: Paul Whiteman orch.,
WJZ, KDKA; Claude Hopkins
orch., WABC, WBT; Wayne
King orch., WGN.
10 :45 : Blue Steele orch.,
WGN.
11:00: Orville Knapp orch.,
WABC, WHAS, WBT.
11 :30 : Ray Harbeck orch.,
WABC, WHAS, WBT.
11:45: Kay Kyser orch,
WGN. f
12:00: Stan Myers orch..
WENR; Blue Steel orch., WGN;
Johnny Hamp orch.; WHAS.
12 :30 Jimbmie
1 :30 : Jimmie Garrigan orch.,
WENR; Freddie Martin orch.,
WGN.
1:00:: Jess NHawkins orch.,
WENR. ; 1
1:15: Kay Kyser orch., WGN.
TWO YEARS AGO
TODAY
Compiled from the Files of the
Daily Tar Heel
Miss Sarah Walser, recent
ly voted most beautiful co-ed in
the senior class, is tendered in
vitation to act as sponsor at
Cotton Carnival . . . House pass
es biennial school machinery
bill . . . Seniors to choose class
officers tonightt. ... -
Bishop E. A. Penick will de
liver baccalaureate sermon at
commencement . . . Carolina net
squad wins conference cham
pionship, winning five out of the
six matches played . T . T. W.
Teer awarded first place in or
gan students' contest . . . Chap
el Hill beauty pageant postpon
ed.
Capehart Machine Tonight
In response to numerous re
quests Dr. Glen Haydon, head
of the music department, has
made arrangements whereby in
terested students may hear the
new Capehart recording machine
Saturday night at 7 o'clock in
the choral room of the Hill Music
hall. i 1
Great interest has been shown
in the recordings kept by the
music department. -
God save the king! And don't
forget the Queen?- King George
pressed a button the other day
and a huge bonfire streaked to
ward heaven in Hyde Pai.
where everybody, on Sundays
talks about everything. This
was the signal for the lighting-
ot over z,uuu nres over all of
England to say nothing 0f
thousands more in that er0
empire upon which the sun
never sets. London itself looks
like a garden in bloom, with
flowers and gay-colored rib.
bons festooning even the poor,
est streets. Why all the excite
ment ? It's nothing less than the
celebration of the 25th year in
the reign" of George the Fifth
perhaps the most beloved mon
arch the old isle has ever had.
George, moderate and respected,
is personally the thin thread bp
which the far-flung British do
minions are held together. He's
so popular than even the Nazis
are telling the world of his Ger
man origin. And America U as
enthusiastic in its praise as the
rest. It's a long time since
Bunker Hill!
There are doubtless many who
approve of the trouble Mussoli
ni's men are meeting in Africa.
The Italians are finding some
thing more than Niggers to fight
in their proposed conquest of the
Land of Sheba. , Malaria, heat
and drought are taking tkeir toll
of the Roman legions. In other
words, Mussolini is really get
ting somewhere in his search
for a place under the SUN: And
when the summer rains blow
away next September, he is
likely to find that an Abyssinian
in the bush is worth three Ital
ians 'in the open.
Not that the "WHITE MAN'S
BURDEN" is resting so easily
upon us at present. OverN)
lives were lost in a revolt near
Manila last week. And they
weren't all rebels, either. The
leader of the revolting Sakdaiist
party was careful to be in Japan,
where he is reported to be get
ting much sympathy, at least,
from the largest political organi
zation in the Volcanic Isles.
Acting governor of the Philip
pines Hayden, however, said
that he had no suspicions of
Japan being directly involved in
the plot. Manuel Quezon, presi
dent of the islands' senate and
now in the United States blames
the trouble on the terrible eco
nomic conditions brought about
Jby recent American tariffs on
Philippine goods. These tar
iffs were brought about by our
decision to give the islands their
long-sought-for independence.
Looks like we get into trouble
over, there whether we stay
or get out.
France and Russia have
agreed on quick aid in case of
peril. If the nations keep on
signing. these mutual-assistance
pacts we can be sure that ev
erybody will be in the next tftf
. . . Venizelos, exiled leader of
the late-lamented Greek revolt,
has been given a death sentence
in Athens. , Wouldn't mind one
myself if I were in Paris l&e
the old gentleman . . . Mt. Ara
rat, Armenia, has been rub
bling with volcanic activity. Im
agine Noah's surprise if it it
rumbled when he set the Ark
down there . . . Twenty years
af
ter, Captain Karl Scherb,
was on the submarine which
sunk the Lusitania, says that on
ly 30,000 lives were lost in the
German effort to retaliate upon
the Allies' "hunger blockade
which caused the death of 800r
000 persons in the Fatherland
Looks as if the Germans did tF
the worst of if.. . Brazilian ar
tillery broke up a mud-no
which was about to demolish 3
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