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THE DAILY TAR HEEL
SUNDAY, MAY 10, 1936?
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The official newspaper of the Pnblfcations Union
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Correspondence
Cheating
The Graduates
Except for the graduates, every school in the
University has a representative on the Student
Council.
Last week the council considered giving the
graduate school representation but rejected the
proposal "until those interested graduates should
perfect an organization and then petition the
council for recognition." For the graduates, in ,
addition to being the only school without, an
agent on the Student Council, are the only un
organized class of Carolina students on the cam
pus. With an enrollment of only 66 flesh-carvers, the
medical school is entitled to one representative
on the Student Council. Pharmacy and law, each
with 102 students, have their councilors. Yet
the graduate school with 211 members, more than
law and pharmacy combined, remains detached
from student government. To close the door to
these 211 members of the student body and leave
them out in the rain is not conducive to the best
campus government.
A graduate representative would add to the
Student Council another mature mind. To bring
the graduate school in more direct contact, with
student government, too, is right in line with the
purpose of the class-council proposal of the honor
committee. Giving the graduates a councilor
might increase their interest in campus govern
ment. Whenever the graduates organize themselves,
the Student Council is willing to find a seat on the
Student Council for a graduate school repre
sentative. So it is up to the graduates to get
organized.
Third Floor Back
At the beginning of each quarter residents of
Chapel Hill dress up their vacant rooms to the
best of their ability and temptingly beckon to
prospective renters. They point out the advan
tages of living in quiet, well heated, clean rooms
with a homey atmosphere. Many students anxious
to get away from the clamor and interruptions
found in the dormitories sign up for these
rooms.
The quietness usually remains, but as cold
weather arrives inadequate heating facilities ex
pose students to the dangers of colds. Also many
rooms are not kept up to the standards as when
the renters first saw them. Undesirable sanitary
conditions often exist. As for the homey, friendly
atmosphere, that also often disappears once stu
dents are signed up.
The yearly influx of new students tends to coun
teract the loss of dissatisfied renters, giving new,
uninitiated customers.
With the approach of the fall quarter and its
new students arriving on the campus this "racket"
needs a thorough investigation.
It is to the interest of students, as prospective
renters ; to the administration, which has dormi
tories to rent; and to the Y. M. C. A., which rec
ommends the rooms to the students, to establish
certain standards for rooms advertised for rent
on the campus and see that these standards are
maintained. R.T.P.
With the increase of compara
tive grading of quizzes and ex
ams in the various departments
of ' the University, students
should realize that cheating is
no longer a matter between the
cheater and the instructor, but
that it affects the grades of the
classes as a whole. One man's
cheating on an exam can lower
the grades-of everyone in the
class who does not make a grade
as high as the cheater.
Therefore students should
overcome their repugnance at
the idea of reporting a fellow
student for violation of the hon
or system.
Reporting
One of the principal factors
which cause many students to
hesitate at reporting what they
think is a case of cheating is
that they had rather not report
a matter of such vital impor
tance when there is a chance
that they may be mistaken.
However if the students feel
that they can report a case to
the instructor, and that the in
structor will take it merely as
a case of suspicious evidence
until he has positive proof and
then will take the matter before
: the Student Council, this hesi
tancy can be overcome.
The instructor should explain
to his class members that on see
ing anything which has the ap
pearance of cheating, if they ,
will report the case to him, he
will then check up when he
grades the papers to see if there
is any documentary evidence to
support such a belief. Upon find
ing such evidence he will report
the Matter to the Student Coun
cil. Such a system would have two
beneficial results. It would not
only overcome the hesitancy of
students to report cases of (Cheat
ing, but would act as a check on
cheating. The knowledge that
students will' not hesitate to re
port cheating is the best means
of putting a check on the racket.
A STUDENT.
Firemen's Service
The United Church will hold
a memorial service for the de
ceased members of the Chapel
Hill Volunteer Fire Department
this morning at 11 o'clock. The
Rev. Mr. B. J. Howard, assisted
by Dr. W. J. McKee, will con
duct the services.
Fistel Elected
Carl Fistel has been elected a
dormitory councilor in Everett
dormitory, following the resig-.
nation of Floyd Scofield.
WITH THE CHURCHES
Baptist
9:45 a. m. Sunday School.
Class for University men taught,
by Dr. E. K. Plyler. Co-ed class
taught by Mrs. Binkley.
11 a. m. -Worship and Ser
mon : Dr, 6. T. Binkley.
7 p. m. Student Forum.
Methodist
9:45 a. m. Sunday School,
Dr. E. T. Brown, superintendent.
11 a. m. Worship and Ser
mon: Rev. Allen P. Brantley.
Topic: The Ecstacy of Women.
7 p. m. Student Forum: Led
by Miss Sammie Ruth Bell. Top
ic: The Meaning of Mother's
Day.
Presbyterian
10 a. m. Student Class : Rev.
W. M. Cooper. Topic: The. Holi
ness of Beauty.
j 11 a. m. Worship and Ser
mon: Rev. D. H. Stewart. Topic:
Whom Shall I Marry.
7:30 p. m. Student Forum.
Topic : Preparation for Mar
riage : Dr. E. R. Groves.
Episcopal
8 a. m. Holy Communion.
11 a. m. Morning Prayer and
Sermon.
8 p. m. Prayers and Organ
Recital.
Catholic
8 :30 a. m. Mass, 214 Graham
Memorial: Rev. F. J. Morrissey,
chaplain.
Lutheran
11 a. m. Service, 214 Gra
ham Memorial, Rev. Kinney in
charge.
United Church
10 a. m. Student Bible Class
taught by Dr. Raymond Adams.
11 a. m. Memorial Services
conducted by the Chapel Hill
Volunteer Fire Department, Ser
mon by Rev. Howard.
Today's Concert
(Continued from first page)
Smith will sing the "Vision Fu
gitive" from Massenet's opera,
"Heriodiade."
"Money O !", "My Lady Walks
in Loveliness," "De Glory Road,"
and Wilson Mason's "Yes, I
Know" will be included in the
group of popular selections.
Mr.Hansen, at the piano, will
play Ravel's "Jeux d'eau," and
"Seguidilla" by Albeniz. .
Other selections on the pro
gram are Halm's "Offrande,"'
"L'Invitation au Voyage" by
Duparc, and Delibes' "Bonjour
Suzon."
" Dr. Smith has done much con
cert and solo work since he has
been in Chapel Hill.
Mac Smith's
Quill Quips
et. al
The New
Generation
Accomplished
Lytt Gardner was being
initiated into Sigma Delta fra
ternity last year when, on be
ing asked to state his qualifi
cations for fraternity member
ship, he enthusiastically declar
ed (said someone) , "I made the
freshman class and Grimes dor
mitory . . .
No Roll Call
The Phi Delts pulled a "steak
fry" on us Friday night after
the dance. Leader Bob Page
and date Sue Southerland arriv
ed on the camping grounds
shortly before the rest of the
party was due. Wearily the two
sat down to wait beneath the
trees and early morning moon.
Morpheus stole upon them and
sweet sleep was theirs, period . .
The Phi Delta Theta house
party came on the scene, romp
ed and reveled, steak frying . . .
Then finally like the Arabs they
softly, folded their tents and si
lently ; "stole away - into the
night."
Early dawn woke our Hansel
and Gretel. Page and date rub
bed their eyes and gazed about.
The steak fry had come and gone
far in the dim past ...
Please
An opportune story comes
from Mangum dormitory. The
three high school graduates had
each picked different schools
when they left home. One went
to State, one to Duke, and one,
to Carolina.
At Christmas time the three
"college men" gathered around
the fire to swap "frosh" experiences.
Spoke the Duke man, a short
stumpy little fellow with a prom
inent forehead and resolute
chin: "The boys at Duke cer
tainly are swell. They like my
size so they have been calling me
'Little Napoleon'."
Replied the State boy, a dark
fellow with plenty of beard for
a freshman: "Up at State one
week I let my beard grow long
and all the State boys now call
me Santa Claus ..."
"That's nothing," boasted the
Carolina frosh, "I hadn't been in
Chapel Hill a week when, one
day, I was walking on the lawn
and somebody yelled out Jesus
Christ' get off that grass !"
Einstein, too
The phone jangled in Old
East and Storekeeper Franklin
Brown called Sophomore Bob
Perkins. The call was for him. .
Soft-voiced Nell Booker was
on the other end of the line : Did
Bob have a date for the Friday
night dance. No? Well Nell had
a guest. Would Bob be so kind
as to be her escort? Why, of
course, Bob would be delight
ed ... .
Morganton Bob called at Dr.
Booker's home, grabbed his
blind date's arm and whisked her
off to the dance.
Onto the dance floor he took
Nell's friend. He danced with
her a moment. Someone broke
. . . Bob sought other girls for a
number or two, and then he de
cided he'd -better show Nell's
friend a little attention. He
turned to break on her, and lo!
He didn't remember her face . . .
Bemuddled, poor Bob took a
half-hour to find someone who
could tell him whom he brought
to the dance! ?
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Van Wyck Webb
By Mac Smith
It takes a hot
spring afternoop,
scotch-and-sodas,,
and a "good ole
rockin' chair" te
bring out the ec
static qualities in
Amiable Tough
Boy" Van Wyck
Hoke Webb, cam
pus socialite,foot-
ball star, and next president of
the Athletic Association.
Royal high mogul and chief
bull in every bull session con
cerning his beloved football or
the features and failings of
womankind, "Rooky" successful
ly abstains from heavy duty.
Last summer he decided to seek
the solitude of summer school to
work off a few extra-tough
courses so that his last days at
Carolina, he's a senior now,,
wouldn't be pressing. In the
peace of the wooded hills, in the
heat of a blazing summer sun
when everybody had to stay
here and study on account of the
meningitis epidemic quaranteenr
Scholar Webb managed to swing
an "I" on one of the two courses
he was taking. . "
Enjoys It
But Van enjoyed it. He en
joys everything. He's; adept at
scrap bookkeeping, and his; clip
pings are filled with accounts of
the doings on the field and bit
the dance floor of one Van Webb
of Raleigh, N. C.
Two years "Rooky" worked out
hard with the football squatls,
but it was only early last sea
son, in the Maryland game at
Baltimore, that the fellow got a
real chance to hold down a var
sity guard post. He came
through nicely and Snavely
groomed him for the Number
One place in that position
throughout the remainder of the
season.
Coming Back
He's coming back to Carolina
next fall, ostensibly as a grad
uate student in economics, but
in reality as a dark horse can
didate for All American honors,
declare enthusiastic S. A. E. fra
ternity brothers.
Violently opposed to the Gra
ham plan which in his words
"defeats the end of Carolina ath
letics," the football player is
anxious to get a line on the new
head coach, Raymond Wolf, ex
pected in town tomorrow.
Van doesn't live at the S. .A. E.
house, but down at Mrs. Fred
Patterson's, favorite rooming
place of law students and "par
ticularites." Likes to show off
his "tuffidity," but really the fel
low's got the heart of a lamb,
and his campus-wide popularity
has largely been built around
the focal point of a milkshake
at Pritchard-Lloyd's. He is an
authority on new phonograph
records, and he likes almost any
thing that's a la Benny Good
man. Activities: varsity guard, new presi
dent of the Athletic Association,
dance committeeman, member of Mon
ogram Club, Gorgon's Head, S. A. E,
fraternity.
Y. W. C. A. WILL NOT MEET
The Y. W. C. A. will not hold
a regular meeting tomorrow
night, but all of the members
are urged to attend Dr. Clark M.
Eichelberger's lecture at 8 o'clock
in Memorial hall.
Dr. Eichelberger is director of
the League of Nations Associa
tion of America and is the main
speaker for the Institute meet
ing here this weekend.
A man compares his posses
sions with what he used to have ;
his wife compares them with
what the neighbors have-
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