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To Help Something Betto Grow
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 24,
Y)t Batlp Car Heel
The official newspaper of the Publications Union
Board of the University of North Carolina at Chapel
Hill, where it is printed daily except Mondays, and
the Thanksgiving, Christmas and Spring Holidays.
Entered as second class matt. . at the post office at
Chapel Hill,' N. C, under act of Inarch 3, 1879. r Sub
scription price, $3.00 for the college year. ,
Don K. McKec
.Editor
A Eeed Sarratt, Jr.
T. Eli Joynef
Jesse Lewis ..
.Managing Editor
eBusiness Manager
.Circulation Manager
Editorial Staff,
Associate Editors: E. L. Kahn, J. M. Smith, S. W.
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Cmr Editob: C. W. jSilmore.
News Editobs: L. I. Gardner, E. J. Hamlin, W. S.
Jordan, Jr., J. F. Jonas, Jr., H. Goldberg, Newton-Craig.
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EdttosiaiJAssistants: E. T. Perkins, Bnth Crowell,
Gordon Burns, J. H. Sivertsen, V. Gilmore.
Deskmen: H. Hr- Hirschfeld, C. O. Jeffress, R.
Simon, 3. T. Elliot.
Sunday Supplements A. H. Merrill, Director; . W.
Gunter, Jr., J. J. Lane, R. H. Leslie, R. B.
Lowery, Erika Zimmermann, E. L. Hinton, B. H.
Roebuck, Elizabeth Keeler.
Repobtees: B. F. Dixon, Dorothy Snyder, J. B.
Reese, J. K. Harriman, R. K. Barber, J. S.
, Currie, Sarah Dalton, S. P. Hancock, C. B.
-Hyatt, W. B. Kleeman, Mary Matthews, R.
. - MiUer, K. V. Murphy, R. M. Pockrass, Nancy
Schallert, Irene Wright, W. B. Stewart, Eliza
beth Wall, Jane Wilson, M. Rosenberg, J. Han
cock, J. C. McCaiL
Sports: R. R.' Howe, Editor; J. Eddleman, L.S.
Levitch, W. B. Arey, Jr., Nig kt Editors; F. W.
Ferguson, L. Rubin, H. Kaplan, E. Karlin, T. C.
Tufts, W. Lindau, H. Langsam, J. Stoff, S.
Rolfe, W. B. Davis, C. C. Greer, S. Wilk.
Exchanges: N. Kantor, E. L. Rankin, Jr., T.-M.
Stanback, W. A. Sutton, Jr.
Reviews: W. P. Hudson.
Art: Nell Booker, P. J-Schinhan, Jr., H. Kircher,
T. B. Keys.
Photography: J. Kisner, Director; A. T. Calhoun,
H. Bachrach.
7 " Business Staff
Assistant Business Manager (Advertising) : Bill
Assistant Business Manager (Collections): Roy
Crooks. -
Durham Representative: Bobby Davis. -
Coed Advertising Manager: Mary Lindsay; assist
ants, Louise Waite, T. Daniels, Lillian Hughes,
Beatrice Boyd, Virginia Burd.
Local Advertising Assistants: Lewis Gordon, Bob
Andrews, John Rankin, Stuart Ficklin, Milton
Connor, Clen Humphrey.
Office: George Harris, Jack Cheek, Rod Murchison,
John Scattergood.
For This Issue
Nswe: Newton Craig. Sports: Will G. Arey, Jr.
o Discrimination
PETE IVE Y, director of Graham Memorial, has
just petitioned the University administration
to provide for the maintenance of the Student
union building. At present funds for repairs,
painting, janitor services come from students'
fees ; Ivey wants all student fees to contribute to '
the program of the memorial.
The policy of the administration has beenjto
let student fees pay for maintenance of buildings
which are for student activities. For example,
the gym, infirmary and Graham Memorial.
But on the ground that the Y. M. C. A. build
ing houses the Book Exchange (an administra
tive agency), the University provides for the up
keep of the "Y" building. Arguing that the Play
makers hall is used as a classroom (in addition to
its student activity purposes), the administration
provides maintenance of the theater. And on the
ground that the infirmary gives campus services,
the administration has placed no little money re
cently into hospital building improvements.
The rooms of Graham Memorial, of course, are
never employed for classroom purposes. Not even
the Grail room where one course meets regularly.
And of course the faculty (an administrative
agency) never uses the union for receptions or
anything. Neither is : Ivey's program a campus
service .... -
o Something Else
RESIGNATION of Robert Sherrill, five years
auditor of the Activities fund, was accepted
Saturdays - v
; Behind ..that Audit board's acceptance there
was considerably more than "salary difficulties,"
as reportorial presentation implied. Mr. Sherrill
is accounting instructor in the. commerce school,
as well as student auditor, and he recently found
it impossible to perform the work required to
keep tract of all the Activities fund in time limits
which would justify the auditing fees he's been
receiving. He had to teach, too . . .
Considering the matter from the Audit board's
stand, there were the assistants, working for Mr.
Sherrill, besides the auditor himself. In conference
with prominent state accounting authorities, the
Audit board considered Mr. Sherrill's time diffi
culties and decided upon this arrangement: in
stead of having a student auditor, a half-time
bookkeeper and the auditor's assistants, you'd
have a full time bookkeeper who'd book all trans
actions and when acounting time . arrived an "out
side" auditor would be called in. .
It is readily clear what happened therefore:
Sherrill, auditing, teaching and supervising lieu
tenants couldn't make his time and salary re
quirements check. The Audit board went deep into
the matter and emerged with a new set-up which
ought to meet the situation more exactly than,
and as effectively, as before.
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Campus Correspondence
Letters over 250 -words subject to cutting by editor; author's name must be on manuscript.
REQUEST
To the Editor,"
The Daily Tar Heel :
The Secretary 'of District
Number Three of the Order of
Ahepa directed a letter to Presi
dent Graham under date of No
vember 20 in which the Univer
sity was requested to furnish the
names and local addresses of all
students of Greek descent who
are now enrolled with us here.
Our records are , not sufficient
to serve this purpose. I am won
"derin therefore, if you will not
be kind enough to give us space .
in which to request all students
of Greek descent who are now
enrolled here to come to this of
fice, 101 South, and register
their names and local addresses
with Miss Harris or me. We are
eager to serve the Order of
Ahepa but without the active co
operation of students of Greek
descent we cannot help in this
instance.
Ben Husbands.
ic PICKPOCKETS
To the Editor, "
The Daily Tar Heel:
It seems as if the pickpockets,
being foiled by so many of our
SAND AND
SALVE
By Stuart Rabb
NEPTUNE v.F.D.R.
President Roosevelt goes on
trial for "gross incompetency"
this morning.. Aboard the battle
cruiser Chester, ' an emissary
from His Briny Majesty, King
Neptune, has charged the Chief
Executive with inefficiency in
failing to carry the states of
Maine' and Vermont. -C
All of these court proceedings
a,re part of the humorous initia
tion ceremony to which everyone
must submit the first time he
crosses the equator. .
But on a hundred docks in a
score or more seaports there are
some, very unhappy seamen.
They are striking - for higher
wages, for actual control of all
merchant shipping. Their strike
has' not been as successful as
they had hoped. All shipping has
not been stopped.
When either employees or em
ployers assume the role of dicta
tor, unfairness is the almost in
evitable result. The bosses of the
seamen's union want control of
' all shipping. We wonder if they
. have the executive ability to
do so. .
brave policemen, have taken oth
er means of having their fun.
Two visitors, Saturday, were
walking near the Tin Can, where
the German club was giving a
dance, when twa men walked up
and told them to stick up their
hands. The boys, thinking it
a joke, took their time. Not un
til they felt the barrel of an au
tomatic stick in their side did
they realize the act was not a
joke. One of the visitor's pocket
book was taken but luckily
enough there was nothing in it
except his driver's license. The
other one was not quite so lucky.
The bandit that searched him
relieved him of 80 cents.
Moral: Never take serious
things as a joke!
Bernie Abrams.
GO ON HOME AND
STRUM
To the Editor,
The Daily Tar Heel:
The author of the article in
Sunday's Daily Tar Heel ...
has evidently forgotten Dean
Bradshaw's statement that all
assembly programs cannot please
all listeners. If this person be
human, as he says he is in his
letter, his mental potentialities
are apparently nihil; for he fails
to realize that the human beings
who appear in assembly also
have their weaknesses.
It is indeed a pity that these
assembly programs are too far
above the head of this mental in
fant. He should,- however, con
centrate all his efforts on trying
to get some small bit of satisfac
tion from the better, things
which the University has to of
fer. Otherwise, he should return
to his home, where he can sit and
chat with his associates about
the weather and strum on his
guitar with his untutored fingers
while his only love bawls "It
Ain't Goin' to Rain no More," or
"The Music Goes 'Round and
'Round."
Alton Utley and FredBerdaa,
pledgtes of Phi Kappa Signa
were over at Duke recently lookl
ing for a bit of feminine pulchri
tude. A fraternity brother, Phil
Link, seeing the boys distress,
asked Dot, the girl with him
if she could fix them up with a
date. -Dot, evidently not wishing
to give the matter much of her
valuable time, told the boys a
name to look up in-the next dor
mitory. The freshmen did as in
structed. - Soon footsteps sounded on the
steps. Alton very anxiously ob
served the approaching girl.
She was, in his own words, "two'
feet high and ten feet broad."
"Hello," the girl said. "Are
you the boys who called me?"'
Alton thought quickly.
"We only came to tell you that
Dot wanted you to come to din
ner tomorrow," Alton said.
The; boys have not ventured
back to discover the outcome of
their dastardly act.
. While Bob Gordon, one of
Everett's Brooklyn freshmen,
was attending his biology class
under Dr. Costello last week his
attention was called to an inter
esting incident going on out
side. When he saw what was
happening he immediately went
Jnto a violent tantrum, jumped
up and shouted, "Dr. Costello
may I go out there? I'm getting
a 'ticket!"
. Dr. Costello calmly, glanced
out of the window and instruct
ed Bob to resume his seat, add
ing, "You deserve a ticket for
parking in a no parking zone."
Although his reprimand was
only Verbal at the police station,
Bob has not brought his car to
class since.
Behind The Wheels
Ernest Vanderburgh
By Erika Zimmermann-
Ernest Vanderburgh, founder
of the Playmaker "Agonizers"
and chairman of the campus
committee of the student League
- of Nations
association,
lived in
China for 14
years with
out tasting
chop euey
once.
The bari
tone peace-;
maker can't'
give a de
tailed ac
count of his trip to the Orient
.he was three months old at the
time. ; All he remembers about
China is that there were an "aw
ful lot of funny people."
All from China
The "Agonizers" are four
boys from China who harmonize
just "one of those things that
gfowed like Topsy," explains
Vanderburgh. Harry Davis,.
Playmaker - professor, thought
up the title and it has stuck ever
quartets in that there are three
baritones and one tenor.
A political science major in
his senior year, Vanderburgh
spent his first two years of col
lege at Cornell where he was
active in campus affairs. Inci
dentally, he sang the role of
Pish-Tush in the "Mikado."
"Van" likes "Carolina very
much" and finds it z. lot more
comfortable than Cornell.
Carving out ship models is
this Chinese-speaking student's'
favorite hobby. He's carved two
so far, but has "only started.".
Vanderburgh also likes to play
tennis but confesses that he
plays "a lousy-game." When he
is happy, he is lazy or vice
versa. . .
Present plans of the League
of Nations committee call for a
speech by National League of
Nations Director Eichelberger
in- December. This committee,
says Vanderburgh, is trying to
"educate itself and the public."
When "Van" gets out of col
lege, he wants a job any kind
of a job, but preferably one that
-pays $10 a week or more.
Igor Gorin has a nomination
to make for the most practical
fan writer. . The CBS "Holly
wood Hotel" baritone received a
set of initialed handkerchiefs
with this note: "I am sending
these 'kerchiefs in appreciation
of the enjoyment you have given
me on the air. I know you will
. appreciate them but I also real
ize that you are probably too
busy to write a note of apprecia
tion. Therefore I am enclosing
a letter of thanks which needs
only your signature' Igor
signed it.
.When Professor Wolf had con
cluded a lengthy talk on the sub
ject of trade names, an inquisi
tive voice from the rear of the
room asked, "And what do the
economists say about that?" Pro
fessor Wolf immediately in
formed this so-called student of
economics that he was listed in
the catalogue as, an economist
and that his word would have to
. be accepted.
RADIO
By Bud Kornblite '
WPTF680 KC.
7:30 Radio Night Club;
8 :00 Philip Morris Program.
8:30 Ben Bernie and AH the Lads.
9:30 Fred Astaire's Revue.
10 :30 Portraits in Harmony. -
WDNC 1500 KC.
7:45 W. Durham on Parade
8 :00 Around the Town.
8:30 E. Llewellyn. .
8:45 Gaities
9:00 Fred Waring;s Show.
9:30 Camel Caravan,, with .Benny
m.sn TGoodman's Orch., guests.
li:it?eWS; Mark Warnow's Orch.
eoree Owen's Orch.
12:00-Dick Stabile's Orch.
. MISC. PROGRAMS
WBT 1080 KC.
- VZl3 SPortcasts.
7:45 Boake Carter. .
8:30 Laugh with Ken Murray.
Tau Epsilon Phi entertained
at a dance Saturday night in the
ballroom of the Carolina Inn.
Freddie Johnson completely won
over the crowd with his toe-tickling-melodies.
Helen Bentley
who formerly sang with Art
Kassel gave a number. About
125 people attended the function.
Polly Pollock, Chi-0 coed,
makes - the following unofficial
comment on the Carolina-Duke
game: "Why, they made at least
50 yards on their pants!" Ac
cording to Polly, the satin-trousered
Devils could slide out of a
tackle better than the famous
eels because of their sissy uni
Jim Hutchins is one of the
sweetest boys on the campus. At
least that is the opinion of the
lucky people who received sam
ples of a confection which
"Handsome Jim" is distributing.