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THE DAILY TAR
, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 11,
ELEEj
Wyz Batlp Car Heel
The cfkial newspaper rf the Carolina Pubikatfona
Union cf the University cf North Carolina at Chapel
HilL where it is printed dafly except Mondays, and the
Thanks giving, Christmas and Spring Hobdays. En
tered as second ?! matter at the post office at Chapel
pni, N. CL, under act of March 3, 1879. Subscription
price, $3.00 for the college year.
J. Mac Smith.
.Editor
Charles W. Gilmore-
William McLean
Jesse Lewis
.Managing Editor
Business Manager
.Circulation Manager
Editorial Staff
Eottoeiait Whtos: Stuart Eabb, Lytt Gardner,
Allen Merrill, Voit Gilmore, Bob duFour.
News Editors: Wfll G. Arey, Jr Gordon Burns, Mor
ris Rosenberg. . ,
Desk men: E. Herbert Eoffer, Tom Stanback, Tim
Elliot, Jesse Reese.
Szxiob Reposteb: Bob Perkins.
Fbeshman REFOBTER3: Charle3 Barrett, Adrian bpies,
David Stick, Donald Bishop. Miss Lucy Jane
Hunter, Carroll McGaughey (Radio), Miss Gladys
Best Tripp, Bill Snyder.
Rewrite: Jim McAden.
Exchange Editor: Ben Dixon.
Sports Editor: R. R. Howe, Jr , .
Sports Night Editors: Shelley Rolfe, Frank Holeman,
Laffitte Howard. ,
Sports Repoeters: Ed Karlin, Harvey Kaplan, Jerry
Stoff, Fletcher W. Ferguson, Larry M. Ferlmg,
William L. Beerman (Photographer), Richard
Morris.
Business Staff
Advertising Managers: Bobby Davis, Clen Humphrey.
Durham Representative: Dick Eastman.
jLocAL Advertising Assistants Stuart Ficklin, Bert
Halperin, Bill Ogburn, Andrew Gennett, Ned Ham
ilton, Billy Gillian. . .
Opfice: Gilly Nicholson, Aubrey McPhail, Louis Barba,
Bob Lerner, Al Buck, Jim Schleifer.
For This Issue
News: Gordon Burns Sports: Shelley RoKe
CARP-GRAPHICS by SZ
Poor
TURNABOUT
(Editor's Note: Ninety-nine per cent of the time Daily
Tar Pm. reporters are writing news, supposedly sans
opinion. Yesterday afternoon they got the other one per
cent of their fun. Following are some of their observa
tions:)
The CPU should be seen and not Heard.
Man says University seal is "illegitimate,
sons of Carolina!
"Column Forward" has been misdirected to the
left bank of the Volga.
The Playmakers are sponsoring a puppet show
here. It looks like Prof f Koch has gone to the
dogs.
"My Say, Or Life In a Draft" voted funniest
column by Charley Gilmore.
Chapel Hill radio station appeared in Hogan's
lake and sunk. Excaliber !
Social Item: Mac Smith paid a visit to the
Tar Heel office yesterday. Staff doing as well
as can be expected.
Allan Bloom seems to be having a good time
coaching the co-eds in fencing. Wonder if he uses
the touche system.
Curriculum of the Law School is sadly deficient.
There ought to be a phys. ed. course in ambulance
chasing.
Reason why none of the Mid-Winter dance
leaders are Chapel Hill co-eds is that few of them
are good at figures.
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By AU en Merrill
Mr. S. J. Welch, psychologist and director c?
the University Bureau of Vocation Guidance,
opens his doors in South building to students ufo
are interested in solving the problem cf "Whs
shall I do after graduation?"
His department is constantly in contact rth
business executives who are looking aroizid fa
the "cream" of college graduating classes.
On the undergraduate side, Mr. Welch h
conferences witn students interested m beir
guided into the "right" vocation.
ct put-
German Professor
WiU Teach Abroad
Friederich Will Go To Bern As
Visiting Teacher -
W. P. Friederich, of the Ger
man department, will leave here
in April to go as a visiting pro
fessor to the University of Bern,
Switzerland.
Dr. Friederich will be in Bern
from. April until July, teaching
two courses in comparative li
terature. There will be no ex
change professor corning here.
On The Air
Ivey Announces
Program Series
(Continued from first paae)
quarter, Iveys energies were
unlimited in making it still
busier.
First
First event on his series will
be the Mid-winters cabaret, fea
turing smooth songs and smart
dancing tonight from 7 to 8 :30
in the Carolina inn ballroom.
Then on Sunday afternoon,
Thor Johnson, University grad
uate, will lead the famous Uni
versity of Michigan Little sym
phony in a concert. Johnson was
very popular here in a previous
concert on the Student Enter
tainment series.
Monday and Wednesday from
7 to 8 o'clock Bob Kirschman
will lead the popular Graham
Memorial lounge band in special
nTAfrromcr n-F "o-fOT- Jinnor" TTl'1.
come and leave the programs, at
will.
Skip
Skipping Thursday for an un
determined reason, Ivey will
offer Charles C. Peterson, na
8:00 Cities Service Concert,
with Lucille Manners, soprano,
and Frank Black's orchestra
(WPTF) .
8:30 Paul Whiteman's or
chestra (WBT) ; "Death Valley
Days" (WJZ).
9:00 "Hollywood Hotel,"
starring Frances Langford
(WHAS).
10:00 The Song Shop, with
Frank Crumit and Reed Ken
nedy (WHAS) ; Campana's
First Nighter (WSB).
11:00 Poetic Melodies
(WHAS).
Doctors Anticipate
Increase In Cases
Of Measles Here
Public Warned To Avoid Expo
sure, Be On Alert For Pos
sible Symptoms
ONE FOUNTAIN OF
TRUTH GONE DRY
Down on Franklin street, opposite button's, is
a fountain-monument to Susan Williams Graham,
the wife of former University President Edward
Kidder Graham. It reads:
THE WATERS OF TRUTH
FLOW FREELY
DRINK
WHEN AND WHERE
YOU MAY
That is an appropriate statement for Chapel iQnal bnUard rt in an ex.
1113 a noie hibition in the memorial play-
wormy tnoute io a Keemy-aamirea woman.
But with the years the memorial has received
less and less attention. The fountain has ceased
to flow. After the last rain it stood for days
with scummy, black liquid.
It is interesting to pause before the words on
the monument and to reflect where the waters of
truth are flowing freely now.
A Fountain of Truth a pond of muck: but
there is more than one example of the contrast
between the ideal and the actual, between what
people say and believe and what they actually do
and see.
room at 7:30 Friday evening.
Saturday the memorial will
be turned into a sports arena as
the University fencers square
off against the VPI foils squad
in the main lounge. President
Graham and Coach Fetzer will
be on hand to give addresses as
the fencing club takes on its
first opponent.
Feature
One of the feature attractions
of the memorial s winter pro
gram is scheduled for the fol
lowing Sunday afternoon. The
whose Cabin Kids, internationally fa-
Cherubic Negro
Emissary On Campus
(Continued from first page)
didn't know just how this was
going to be done; he didn't care.
His job was to collect the money
1U1 lilC iUiAi.
Robert said that being the
reverend's son was pretty hard
at times. "Folks think that I got
to be better than other boys.
Sometimes I can't hardly have
any fun at all. But my father
says 'believe in the Bible.' I al
ways do what the Bible says."
Speaking of his Sunday
school, Robert confided that "We
have different classes, and we
learn different things. But if we
get some more money, we'll
have even better things."
The dark missionary from
Carrboro said that he hoped to
be a preacher when he grew up.
But the folks back home don't
talk his future much. For he is
only the "knee-baby"; that is,
next to the youngest.
Knee-babies are rather com
mon in the not too distant realm
of Carrboro. But it's the un
usual one who, like Robert, ven
tures forth to gather money for
his fellows. Quiet and humble he
waits for passers-by who might
feel friendship for the Church
of God. He will explain all about
the Sunday school to anyone
who is interested after he has
been given 10 cents to compen
sate for his precious time.
Although the present state
wide epidemic of measles has
not reached Orange county, doc
tors of the District Health de
partment expect the number of
cases of the disease to increase
within a short while.
Only a few isolated cases
have occurred in the counties of
the district, but Dr. William P.
Richardson, health officer, stat
ed that with an increasing num
ber of cases in nearby counties,
everyone should be careful
about subjecting themselves to
possible exposure and should be
on the alert for possible symp
toms of the disease.
Measles comes in epidemics,
once every three or four years,
and the last outbreak in this
section was in 1934, so there is
reason to expect a number of
cases this year.
An interesting feature in the progra
ting a. student through the 'Vocational guidance
mill" is a 'Vocational Interest Test" given appli
cants for the nominal charge of SI.
"Do you like to take an alarm clock apart and
put it together again?; Do you like bridge and
boxing?; Had you rather be Inventor Thoinas A.
Edison or Financial Wizard J. P. Morgan?"' Tnese
are among the hundreds of questions appearing
on the test.
By a complex method, taking around six hours
of computation, the answers are tallied with those
of business men in various fields. Your score
may come out in favor of salesman, banker,
mathematician, engineer, or artist, etc
Psychologist Welch does not believe the tests
are completely accurate, but combined with the
conferences are a fair index.
Crystal gazers and palm readers find little
place in a modern University, but the dabbling of
psychologists in vocational guidance is a colorful
method of scientific fortune telling.
POINT OF VIEW
By Ramsay Potts
Puppets To Act
Here Tomorrow
(Continued from first page)
range of characters and plays
which are offered. On a mo
ment's notice a group of loose
limbed performers will charm
an audience with fantasy and
then challenge it with modern
sophistications.
Until only recently, marion
ettes have been regarded as an
amusing novelty. But the era of i
Punch and Judy shows have
given way to the finished pro
ductions of companies like that
of Sue Hastings. That such
presentations have a definite
place in the entertainment field
is proven by the reception that
the Sue Hastings Marionettes
have received evervwhere.
H. G. Wells professes to be appalled at the in
difference of citizens to contemporary develop
ments in the, world about them. In his short
horror story, "The Croquet Player," he deplores
the apathy and unconcern of the peoile who
should be not only interested, but enthusiastic,
about the implications of current events.
Most characteristic of the indifferent groups
at Carolina is the fraternity. This is true despite
the opportunities for contribution open to such a
close-knit body. The ideals of such organization
point to fellowship, learning and service. The fact
of the matter is that fraternities offer an oppor
tunity for poker games, useless bull sessions, and
indolent use of leisure time. The latter opportun
ity looms too attractive in the eyes of the stu
dent. He becomes one of Mr. Wells' "croquet
players."
3IUSIC FOR
SATISFACTION
Last night the University Svnrohonv.
members get vast satisfaction out of their own m0QS band of Negro pickanin-
work, shared their pleasure with the campus. It nies Present their novel
was the first concert of 1937-38 program of songs in the memo-
-Of the group's 40 members, 30 were students rial lounge.
and 10 were townfolk. All are experienced. Another lounge band per-
The Symphony is unusual, existing in a tiny jformance is on tap for Monday
community where musicians, old and young, col- night, and Wednesday night the!
la borate interests on a voluntary basis. Their pri- second amateur hour and vari-j
mary stimulus is neither wealth nor audiences, I ety showj of the quarter will be
but love of musical attainment.
There can foe no better recommendation for the
work of the Symphony than this self -endorse
ment. An organization of capable players dedicat
ed to improving themselves is certainly capable of on the 18 by 3v poster, Ivey
genuine effort, and authorities say that in the stopped his announcements here.
case of the University Symphony that effort is He urged that anyone further
genuinely productive. interested see him
WORLD NEWS
(Continued from first page)
guardsman located here, testi
fied at the coroner's inquest that
he had seen the vice-hating
preacher conversing with a
white man and two Negroes four
hours before he met his death.
POP QUIZ
By
Bob Perkins
The excuse for being rests in the hands of the
individual fraternity. Some of the phony glamor
of fraternity life should be sloughed off and at
tractions of lasting value substituted in their
place. Otherwise the lodges here may find them
selves suffering the fate of any useless organism.
The obligation of any group to itself at least de
mands a fair self -appraisal.
featured
"Music Under the Chande
liers" will be offered Thursday.
As there was no more room
BIRTHDAYS
TODAY
(Please call by the ticket office
of the Carolina theater for a com
plimentary pass.)
William S. Blackshear
Francis Edmonds Hedges
Mary Ochse McKee
William Vance Singletary
Using the simplest method!
possible and using the numbers
from one to nine, inclusive, and
once only, do the following:
First, write them down in any
fashion, using addition, division,
subtraction, or multiplication,
so as to represent a value of 99,
999. Second, combine the same
nine numbers (in any fashion)
to give a result of 100.
In solving yesterdays quiz the
usual tendency is to say, if 100 chick
ens eat 100 bashels in 100 days, one
chicken -will eat one bushel in one
day. However, the correct reasoning
is if any number of chickens eat
100 bushels in 100 days, the same
number of chickens "will eat one
bushel in one day. From this we can
figure that 10 chickens will eat one
bushel in 10 days.
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AN OPEN AND SHUT LETTER
Dear Dekes,
S. A. E.'s,
Theta Chis,
Theta Chis,
Sigma Nus,
Pikas,
Sigma Chis,
Betas:
This is Mid-Winters week-end, we hear. You
should all be feeling good.
We of the infirmary and vou fellows are pretty
close neighbors at least within shouting dis
tance. Unfortunately several of the boys over
here are pretty sick, one of them doggone sick
and a two-day rumpus will be tough on them.
So have fun, fellows, but sorta take it easy
Come over Monday and tell us if you had a good
time. Try not remind us all week-end!
The Infirmary Boys.