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THE DAILY TAB
APRIL FOOT,
Cbe Batip Car Heel
The official newspaper of the Carolina Publications Union of the
University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, where it is printed daily
except Mondays, and the Thanksgiving, Christmas and Spring Holidays.
Entered as second class matter at the post office at Chapel Hill, N. C,
under act of-March 3, 1879. Subscription price, $3.00 for the college
year- , ".. j - .
Business and editorial offices: -204-207 Graham Memorial
Telephones: news, 4351; editorial, 8641; business, 4356; night 6306
circulation, 6476.
Frank Holeman
L. E. "Shorty" Hoenig.
E. Carrington Smith
Graduate Students
Editor
Managing Editor
Business Manager
.Circulation Manager
Editorial Bored
Carroll Costello, Mitchell Britt, Studie Ficklen, David Clark, John M.
Booker, Leo Karpeles.
Reporters
Bert Premo, F. H. Koch, Weldon James, Archibald Henderson, R. W.
Madry, W. T. Couch, Earl Browder.
- Columnists
Orson Welles, Mickey Warren, Katherine Lackey, Mabel Mallett, Dot
Browning, Tempo Newsome.
Technical Staff
News Editors: D. D. Carroll, J. M. Lear, R. B. Sharpe.
Night Sports Editors: F. P. Graham, Stella Cuddy, Nell Mclntyre.
Forgotten News Sources: Arboretum, Kenan stadium, Gimghoul.
Feature Bores
Carl Goerch, Tripp's boyfriend, E. J. Woodhouse, Carl Pugh, John
Creedy, Rude Yeates, Bill Cole, Bill Pearson.
Cub Reporters
Bill Shore, Ned Edwards, Walter Spearman, Oscar Coffin, Philips Rus
sell, F. F. Bradshaw, Sally Ray.
Sports Staff
Editor: J. Franklin Jones. -
Reporters : Jake, Wade, Anthony McKevlin, Hugo Germino, Wade Ison,
Nady Cates, Louis Graves, Laurence Leonard, Ted Mann, Tom Bost,
Dynamite Holton, Walter Burke Davis.
Assistant Circulation Manager: Westwood Subscribers.
Business Staff
Technical Manager: Dr. M. D. Taylor.
Durham Advertising Manager: Betty Britt.
Assistants: Hillsboro Annie, Kappa Sigs, Wallace Wade, Clen Hum
phreys. '
Local Advertising Manager: Unit 1: Harry.
Assistants: Marathon Sandwich, Andrews-Henninger, The Little Shop,
W. S. Kutz, Peggy Holmes, Nelson Eddy, Bill McLean, Frances Per
kins. -'
Local Advertising Manager: Unit 2: Mr. Berman.
Assistants: Jack Lipman, Julian Brothers, Lucy Carey Easley, Caro
lina Coffee Shop, Agnes Nicholson, Josiah Bailey, Marian Hutton,
WCUNC.
Co-Collection Managers: T. H. Evans, Billy Pickard (Swain).
Collections Staff: University Cleaners, Buccaneer Club, Shylock
Lewis, Bob Doty, P. U. Board, Henry Morgenthau, Dr. Bernstein.
Office Managers: Dunn and Bradstreet.
Office Staff: Hedy Lamarr, Bill R. Hearst, Herr Schacht, Mae West,
Mickey Mouse, Frances Goforth, The Greeks.
Office Boy: Willie Arey.
Style Manager: Mrs. R. B. Lawson.
SPORTS: GENE WILLIAMS .
A Good M an
Now that appropriations have reached the two hundred
dollars a year mark and the administration has shut down
all buildings except Gerrard Hall, Former President Graham
has bowed to crude commercialism. For our own Dr. Gra
ham has decided to leave the Hill and has accepted the po
litical appointment for the governorship of Puerto Rico.
Undoubtedly the overwhelming statistics presented by
Senator Bailey Thursday night influenced his decision. It
was learned yesterday that Miss Lackey recorded every piece
of evidence presented by the senator and after three hourse
of extensive brooding, he wired the president his acceptance.
His absence from here will be temporarily mourned, for
the students did admire him, so to speak. And in the words
of Mr. Clark, "Yonder goes a good man."
Blore Tried And Exonerated
Las week, some of his fellow students accused Phil Blore,
junior class president, of misappropriating the class funds.
They claimed that in giving the annual class smoker he had
told the treasurer he was going to buy 200 packs of Herbert
Tareyton cigarettes, but instead had merely purchased
Twenty Grands and kept the difference.
Studie Ficklen was appointed to look into the matter, and
his report, we believe, completely exonerates Blore and ends
all disagreement. Says Ficklen, "Mr. Blore is not dishonest.
He is just a man of good business ability. After an ab
solutely impartial and objective investigation, I find his
integrity thoroughly vindicated. He is simply a victim of
Student party propaganda." ,
Blore is a member of Sigma Nu fraternity.
Thumbnail History
;6he hundred and forty-six years ago the University of
North Carolina . was founded. It was not, however, until
many years later that the student body ripened into a polit
ical maturity that encouraged the formation of a represen
tative governing body, the Student legislature.
Believing that a detailed history of this body will promote
a healthy interest in its activities, we are presenting a com
plete history of its inception and rise to its present status
on the campus. The account follows:
The Student legslature was formed on this campus in the
early Spring of last year.
1939
1793 (calculations through courtesy Dr. Henderson)
THE 1:30
CLASS
By E. CARRINGTON STEIN
Artie Shaw, his clarinet, and his
band unit positively appear at the
Carolina Theater on April 4. The be-
guine will be begun three times a day.
"Little Miss Carriage" (San. and
Mon.) is Shirley Temple's latest gift
to her adoring public and it is un
doubtedly the beloved moppet's most
superlative cinematic endeavor. Com
bining magnificent acting, unsurpass
able dialogue, sensational photog
raphy, and a super-super four star
production, the picture really ain't
half bad.
The plot is startingly original and
depicts Shirley as a poor, lonely or
phan who is cruelly treated by the ma
tron of the asylum where she . resides.
After washing dishes, getting periodic
beatings with a' sledge hammer and
suffering for six reels (the scene
where Shirley says her prayers: "God
bless momsy and popsy up in heaven"
is guaranteed to bring tears to any
one's eyes), she is finally adopted by
a rich old woman and brings together
two lovers Tyrone Power and Zasu
Pitts for a real, old fashioned hap
py ending. Doesn't it sound simply
wonderful?
. Mickey Rooney plays Shirley's
sweetheart in the picture and their
love scenes are reported to be some
of the most torrid ever written and
were frowned upon by the Hays office.
In fact, if you watch closely enough,
you can catch a fleeting glimpse of
the two actually holding hands. We
have been lucky enough, however, in
securing for our audience the unex-
purgated version
Nothing like this has ever been pro
duced before. Put "Little Miss Car
riage" on your must-see list. It's
colossal, it's stupendous, it's divine.
And besides, I just put 50 inches of
ads on the picture in tomorrow's Tar
Heel.
Tuesday and Wednesday is exotic,
glamorous Hedy Lamar in "My
Belongs to Daddy." It's a truly ex-
quiiste film, full of high idealism,
moral upliftment, and scenes con
ducive to noble thoughts and pure
dreams. Some people have claimed
that the episode where Hedy divests
herself of her outer garments with
great Ecstacy and makes love to Rob
ert Taylor on a;, .sofa is a bit stimu
lating, but we are sure college stu
dents will look, at it from an intellec
tual level. The picture is sure to
please the family trade and is ideal
for church socials. A special showing
will be held at'' 4' P.M. for the Boy
Scouts.
Joan Crawford, once more return
ing to the field of comedy and tan
gled marital relations, turns in a
sharply realistic performance as an
alluring strip-teaser in "I Don't Like
My Tone" (Thurs.). Due to an econ
omy drive now taking place in Holly-
woodi the studio have only given Joan
four leading men-r-Spencer Tracy,
Boris Karloff, Groucho Marx, and Fer
dinandbut she manages , to hold up
her own end very successfully.
Friday is Marion Davies in "Vir
tue is its Own Reward," a truly A-l,
first-rate masterpiece, full of the ten
derest emotions and most superlative
entertainment. Up till now, we have
never been very enthusiastic about
Miss Davies's histrionic abilities, but
ever since Hearst bought the Daily
Tar Heel, we have realized what a
truly great actress she is. She is an
experienced mistress in her field.
Friday's Midnight Show is a reprise
of Mae West in Sir James Barrie's
"Peter Pan." Her next will be an
other Barrie work, "What Every
Woman Knows" to which Mae will
add a few intimate touches of her own.
Saturday is Clark Gable and Carole
Lombard in "It's Legal Now." The
picture grossed $10,000 last week in
Ahoskie. A truly beautiful and stir
ring experience.
Mural Depicting Institute Theme
So sorry. The type slipped.
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Mrs. Lawsun Plans
Super Blowout
Mrs. R. B. Lawsun, village case
worker, will entertain students and
townspeople at a garden party at her
home on East Franklin street this af
ternoon from 4 to 6 o'clock.
Mrs. Lawsun who recently saw a co
ed's ankle, has decided there are still
some beautiful things in the village
other than the trees and flowers.
Guests are asked to wear shorts and
ride bicycles. A trick riding contest
will be held during the afternoon. Chil
dren are especially requested to wear
sun-suits. '
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B. CAROLINA A
By RAY LOWERY
A Young Man's Fancy
. CAMPUS caricaturists wept -yesterday
as Phillips Russell plucked out
his half-century growth of eyebrows.
. The Bull's Head, beginning next
week, will furnish ice cubes to go in
that burning lava which is served
each Wed'day afternoon. ... Rex
Winslow stood in Bingham hall yes
terday and vowed he would never
again flunk one of his students. . . .
Artie Shaw has been signed to play
for the finals. . Lines will no longer
form in front of Swain hall after to
day. Hereafter the management will
simply throw open the doors before
each meal and yell, "Come and get it."
. After, six votes were taken last
night, John Creedy was chosen to edit
i the Carolina Mag for another year.
. . . The business office is working out
an arrangement whereby students
next fall will be able to register them
selves in the automatic voting ma
chines. . . . Dr. Archie Henderson has
misplaced his umbrella. . . . Judge
Phipps last week fined a Durhamhiker
$2.50 for bumming on curb.
UNIVERSITY press has expressed
dislike for. more books on the nation's
No. 1 economic problem and an
nounces that from now on only drug
store fiction will be published. . i .
Voit Gilmore will next week announce
once more his candidacy for the edi
torship of the Daily Tar Heel. . . .
The University Symphony orchestra
plans to play for a "jitterbug jam
boree" in the Tin Can Monday night.
. ''. . The Interfraternity council has
set aside tomorrow as "Go-to-Church
Day." . . . Prex Graham told scribes
last night that this campus suffered
from a lack of political speakers. . . .
If Horace Williams is not among the
deceased this morning, his statement
that he would die in March was all
wet. . . . Sutton's drug store hopes
soon to make its magazines available
to everyone. Minnie will be shifted to
the sodey fountain and all periodicals
(including those on sex) will be put
within easy reach. . . . The "Y" nickel
odeon was taken apart t'other day
and two nickels found among $20
worth of ice cream sticks.
CHAPEL HILL Weekly's Louis
Graves has a magazine article in
"Ken" next week protesting against
the practice of editorializing in news
paper stories. . . . Dr. E. J. Wood
house made it known last night that
hereafter his classes may expect, a
quiz every Monday morning. . . . Caro
lina theater shows will in the future
be shown in the Pick, and vice versa.
. . . Walter Spearman has just pur
chased a toupee. . . . From now on a
chicken leg will be dipped in that hot
water' which is served for sour, at the
infirmary . . . Campus cop John D.
Blake has begun taking reducing ex
ercises. . . . He has asked the Chief
for a bicycle. . . . Preview: Boss Hill,
student body prex for next year, sus
pends frosh for failing to report to
council a hole in his trousers. . . .
Bright stoogents will dispose of waste
paper in Skipper Coffin's spittoon.. . . .
LETTERS
To The Editor
Postmaster Eubanks declares post of
fice is now remaining open until 12
o'clock midnight.
ADMINISTRATION has banned
use of bicycles on campus walks. '. . .
What is so rare as-a smile from Vir
ginia? . . . And when you hear Paul
Caveness say he feels like a June
bride ask him just how a June bride
feels. ... House and Bradshaw will
fight over the president's chair when
Graham makes his headquarters at
Puerto' Rico. . ! .Tar Heel staff elec
tions are being delayed as long as
possible while Stanback and! Harmon
experience sleepless nights. . . . Car
roll Costello is expected to get the
staff nomination . M Harry of Har
ry's wants a capable bouncer, having
failed at the task of ejecting one of
his soaks the other night.
STEIN-GIDDENS
HITCH ANNOUNCED
Happy Couple Plans
Defrosting Trip
Mrs. J. M. Guldens, of Tallahassee,
Fla., has announced the. engagement
and approaching marriage of her
daughter, Miss Virginia Giddens,
to Sanford Stein, son of Mr. and Mrs.
I. H. Stein of Woodmere, Long Island.
Miss Giddens is a University senior,
residing at 315 New Women's dormi
tory. Mr. Stein is also enrolled here.
The charming couple will make
their wedding later. There will be
many showers during April for them.
Their announcement was the first
of a large number anticipated for the
forthcoming weeks of the spring quar
ter. 1
Both are widely known among their
intimate ,f riends. They hold respon
sible positions with the Carolina Buc
caneer and the Presbyterian church
quarterly.
"We will spend our honeymoon in
a defroster," Stein said.
Pugh Receives Honor
Carl S. Pugh, headknocker on
the Carolina Buccaneer, has been
elected Editor of The Open Road
for Boys, it was revealed late last
night (4 p. m.). "I will feature
purity, adventure, and Phyllis
Campbell," mumbled Pugh, when
located under the first table to the
right at Harry's.
Thousands Of Jobs
Await Graduates
(Continued from first page)
ficials engaged in its execution, ac
cording to Welch.
Students interested in applying for
positions with the new national in
stitution, should make immediate ap
plication with the chief executor of
the Works Progress administration
through the placement bureau.
To The Editor,
Dear Sir:
I feel that the students here We
been getting a raw deal long enough.
It wasnt bad enough to get up ia the
middle of the night to go to an eight
thirty class, so now they have sprung
something new on us.
The Fifth Instance of Immoral Re
lations decided to meet here, and as a
result we have to be in class at eigh
Why must we get up before we have
a chance to go to bed and then go to
class, when we have been to the IQ.
moral Relations conference the night
before? Why should we give thera an
hour from our daily schedule so that
they may have their meetings?
If they persist in using our campus
and our time again, let us profit by
experience and find a method by which
we can cope with this force.
The time has come! Arise, brave
students, arise!
Yours truly,
Phil I. Busta.
House Reported
Next President
(Continued from first page)
roll, and Professors W. E. Caldwell,
E. J. Woodhouse, and E. L. Mackie
have been mentioned as possible can
didates for the presidency.
C. W. Gilmore
Signed By CPU
(Continued from first page)
the skunk-in-the-basement type."
JUST DRIFTWOOD
Gilmore will tell of his life on a
raft, drifting in the seven seas with
stops at Borneo, Ceylon, Hoboken,
Panama, Rio, Cape Horn, and Agnes
Scott.
In announcing plans for the egg
rolling contest, Voit Gilmore has stat
ed that the eggs will be rolled off
Chapel Hill down to the ABC store.
Coeds have been requested to fur
nish the eggs and are asked to lay
them on Tempe Newsom's desk in the
YMCA. X
All entrants for the contest must
register in 304 Graham Memorial not
later than midnight of the same day.
Participants do so at their own risk.
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