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THE DAILY TAR HEEL
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1933
Cije Batlp Car fecl
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ef North Carolina at Chapel Hill, -where it is printed daily except Mondays,
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1939 Member 1940
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Sir:
I wish to contradict a statement
that was published in the Tar Heel
Friday morning: in regard to the Gra
ham Dormitory fire which reads as
follows:
"Ed York, who ran from the Aycock
as soon as the first shouts of 'fire
were heard, became the hero when he
was overcome by smoke and carried
from the room unconscious."
The part of the statement that is
erroneous is idea that York became
a hero. He did nothing compared to
the real hero of the fire, "Smoky" Joe
Welborn. If any one can be regarded
as the hero of the occasion it would
most certainly be he. He was the
one who rushed into the room, picked
up the unconscious body of York and;
carried him out of the blazing mass
of bed clothing and furniture, it was
he who began the waste can brigade,
it was he who threw the burning mat
resses out the window, and in fact,
it was he who extinguished the rag
ing fire. Joe was the fire chief; so
he is now called by all Graham resi
dents "Smoky" Joe Welborn. the fire
chief of Graham's volunteer fire department.
Horace Carter
307 Graham
Arsvrtr to Preriacs Persia
HOMZONTAL
1 Famous
English
authority on
law.
9 He compiled
the most
famous
on law.
12 Derived from
gold. -
13 Retains.
15 Nut covering.7
16 Citizens by
birth.
1 9 Tn nutation.
21 Land right. 41 Each.
23 Instruments. J on.?n
24 Valley. 43 Witticism.
25 Bone. 45 Person naaed
26 Before. - to office.
28 Egyptian deity 49 Naughty.
29 Palm lily. 50 Strong flavor.
30 Of an 52 Poem,
advanced age. 53 Element In
31 Every. atmosphere.
33 Females. 55 Lasso.
34 To instruct. 58 Hautboys.
35 Player's stake. 58 Theater box.
37 To essay 60 To bore into
38 Railroad. the brain.
40 To excavate. 61 He wrote of
the law
of England.
VERTICAL
2 Extols.
3 Epilepsy x
symptom.
4 Credit.
5 Relatives.
6 Frightened.
7 To leave out.
8Addstoa
scanty supply. 55 Right.
14 Electric term;
15 He was a
studious .
17 Forward.
13 Go on (musk)
23 He was
with the title
sir.
22 Myth.
24 The tayra
(animal).
27 Leasing. A
23 Fabric.
30 Eucharist
vesseL
32 To deposit.
35 Self.
3d Machine part
42 Tropical fruit.
44 Woven string.
45 Crowd.
47 Heathen god.
48 Born.
49 Hollow roar.
51 Knots formed
in ginning;
54 Tree.
9 To subsist.
10 JeweL
11 People I
Caucasus.
56 Onward,
57 South
Carolina.
59 Type measure
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For This Issue:
Ntws: CHARLES BARRETT
Sports: LEONARD LOBRED
ITS NOT NICE
To Talk About,
But Still...
In defiance of the dire fates
which await those who are so
lacking in tact as to speak of
taboo subjects in mixed com
pany, we are going to mention
certain aspects of the Duke game.
Even to those ot us who, be
cause of tardiness in arrival,
were compelled to view the con
test from the splintery temporary
bleachers approximately three
quarters of a mile above the
playing field, it was apparent
that the Carolina players were
doing all within their power to
win the game. The blame for the
defeat cannot righteously be
placed on our team, for it was
not their fault that Wallace Wade
fed his players firewater during
the half or that the garb worn by
the officials was so similar to
that in which the Carolina team
was dressed often causing ' the
referee and umpire to be mis
taken for Tar Heel players.
Nor do we believe that the
Carolina student body shirked its
task of giving vocal support to
the players. Of course the cheer
ing sounded good to us, for de
spite our withdrawn position on
the Olympian heights above the
stadium we were surrounded by
vociferous Carolina students.
However, those Tar Heel sup
porters who were so unfortunate
as to be forced to sit on' the Duke
side have been quoted as saying
that the spirit exhibited in the
Carolina stands was the heartiest
in years.
In another section of the paper
our sports editor has ably de
fended the move of Coach Wolf
in withholding two first-string
players from action during the
disastrous second half. Congra
tulations to the mentor for plac
ing the health of his players
above the possibility of victory.
So we can't blame Coach Wolf.
Therefore, let's don't blame
anyone. Let's just wait until next
'year, when revenge will be even
sweeter.
Can you take it?
FANFARE
Student Union
Scores Again
Graham Memorial has begun
this year a series of departmental
teas, attended by students
majoring in the various depart
ments, faculty members of the
departments, and other guests.
One of the informal affairs was
held last night in the lounge of
the student union for the journal
ism department.
These informal affairs enable
students to become better ac
quainted with each other and
iHere 'Tis . . .Free
Birthday Passes
Campbell, Phyllis Jane
Crowson, Fred L.
-Doniger, Martin Jacob
Bravely, Lloyd Lee
Massey, Charles Elbert
McClintic, William Newton, Jr.
McRae, William Haywood
Messenger, Janet
Ranson, Robert Query
Shepherd, Marshall McLaney
Toy, James Henry
Williams, John Stuart
Wilson, Lois
YESTERDAY
Alexander, M. Louise
Clark, James Jefferson
Clark, Virginia Lois
Daughtry, Richard Lawrence
Diffendal, Charles Edward
Earnhardt, Joseph Barnelle
Ehrick, Richard Vaughn
Hardy, Fred Thornett
Helms, James Robert
Lee, James , Herschell .
McCormick John Maglenn
Owens, Jonas G.
Shook, Lenoir Gwyn
Torrey, Robert Dutiln
Turner, Lawson Withers
Directory
(Continued from first page)
University. Living examples of Eng
lish and French are here also.
The campus abounds in plant and
animal life. Growing here are Wheat,
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With the teaching Staffs of their Bushe.s and Forrests. Beavers, Bucks,
major department. Such infor
mality makes for better under
standing between faculty and
students.
We are glad to see Graham Me-
Eatz, Links, Lyons and Wolfs inhabit
the campus.
STUDENT MENU
Despite the abundance of plant and
animal life the student menu is limit
ed tn Annies. Berrvs. Ham. Butter.
morial inaugurate this plan. So- Beans , Cherrys .Parsley .Raisins ,Rice,
cial functions are usually far re- and Shugar, with Coffee, Tea or Beers.
moved from the academic side of There's a Fortune and Cash on the
College life. Besides being worth- campus too. Diamonds, Gold, Silver,
while from a purely social stand- Peafls; zjnk and Stfee are as0 f?u"d:
point, these teas demonstrate the by Fords Austins Nashes and Cor.
practicability of placmg scholar- betts.
ship and fellowship on the same The campus is not a paradise; for
level. here are found Payne and Sorrow, as
well as Bliss. It takes all kinds of peo
ple to make a campus world: the Gay
and the Cross, the Boring and the
Pleasant, the Large, Little, and
Small, the Broad, Long, and Short, the
Dumbells and Solomons, the Riders
and Walkers. The campus has its Days
In the midst of the hysterical to&ebta and Rains and Snows.
ine campus nas its nouses, rsarnes,
and Churches. There are Popes and
Bishops but no Preachers.
ODDS AND ENDS
By DON BISHOP
G. H. Daggett, English faculty
jester who stood on his head in class
last year, proved himself an expert at j
student psychology last week. In one
of his classes he wrote on the board:
"Assignment for Monday Dissipate."
Quite a few students who aren't on
the the class roll prepared the
assignment. . .
"K" dormitory sounds too much
GERMAN CLUB
Un-scathed
This Time
weekend just passed a letter
reached the Daily Tar TTptt. edi
torial department begging for
an explanation. jger, who is apparently a mana-
The writer, evidently much ger without sentiment and one
stirred by the thrilling perform- who has no idea how much such
ance of Kay Kyser at the pep a thing as alma mater means to
rally Friday night, wanted to the old professor.
know why the German club did Alumnus Kyser showed how
not engage the old professor and much he thought of the Univer
his band for its fall dance set. sity at the pep rally oh Friday
Let us make the explanation. I night. His appearance brought
A representative of the Ger- forth an exhibition of school
man club informs us that Kay's spirit which ought to stand as a
band was first choice on the list record for many years. The Uni
this year, but on contacting his versity's former cheerleader
manager it was discovered that proved beyond doubt ' that the
the orchestra would not be avail- spirit is ftill here.
able for any college dances this We appreciate his loyalty to
fall. Kay himself said this week- the- University and hope the
end that he had heard nothing German ciub will repeat its offer
about the offer from his mana- later in the year.
Grimes dormitory threw a beer
party out in Battle
Park Thursday
night. The com
mittee on arrange
ments sent a tele
gram to Kay Ky
ser, inviting him
to the party and to
the game Satur
day. "If you can't
come to the game,
come to the beer
party anyhow,"
they said . . . The
name
like one-third of a New Deal govern
mental agency. Until the University
trustees adopt a name for tlje build
ing, why don't the residents name it
"Kyser Dorm" for our most noted
living alumnus? . . . When Kyser and
his band were on the campus, they
considered themselves definitely suc
cesses the time they were contracted
to play for a dance at Oak Ridge Mil
itary Institute. . .
Bob Kornegay, tap dancer and ma
gician of some note, was glancing
through the Student Directory. Be
side a name he read the word "Com
mutes." Inquired Bob: "Where is
Commutes? I've never heard of the
place."
t
Smoke rings from the Graham dorm
fire: One report was that Duke boys
were suspected of touching off the
blaze . . . Still another theory is that
the Grahamites were just creating a
little excitement in order to compete
with Battle-Vance-Pettigrew, the Phi
Assembly, and the Carolina football
team in this matter of publicity . . .
Our own suggestion is that perhaps
the intense spirit that characterizes
Graham dorm this year just expressed
itself in this symbolic way. ...
of this skeleton in our closet . . . In
cident, Davie Poplar isn't a poplar
at all. Botanists call it a tulip tree...
Anniversary
(Continued from first page)
as
with the famous Flora MacDonald
the heroine and is under the directi6n
of John Parker of the University's de
partment of dramatic art. It is based
upon the history and legend of the
Scotch people in the upper valley of
the Cape Fear.
The drama will be presented by the
Carolina Playmakers with additional
actors from Fayetteville and Flora
MacDonald college. Elmer Hall de
signed the scenery. The play will be
given in Memorial hall in Chapel Hill
December 5 and 6.
No general holiday has been .pro
claimed at the University, but those
students who wish to attend the cele
bration may do so if they are excused
from classes by instructors. Members
of the UNC band and others taking
part in the program will be excused
from classes today.
It was tenatively planned that Presi
dent Franklin D . Roosevelt would at
tend the celebrations and speak in Fay
etteville, but he will not be able to at
tend.
CAROLINA
COPrBIENTARY
BY JOHN ANDERSON
Kay and the Infirmary. . .
Saturday morning we tried to finj
Kyser. He wasn't at the faculty dub
where the members of his party we
staying. We were told later that fce
was at the infirmary not skk bat
sleeping there at the suggestion of his
ex-roommate, Dr. Hedgpeth.
And Ginny. ...
We're no Winchell, but from all we
can find out Kay and Ginny are not
married. It would have been a littf
bit of all right if she had helped lead
a cheer Saturday.
Two in One.
, On the way to the game Saturday
we saw a sign in front of a house
near Duke: BEAT DUKE. BEAT was
on one line with DUKE underneath.
On the way back we noticed the same
sign altered so as to read: DUKE
BEAT. But we may as well forget the
sign, the game, and everything else.
Attention Webster ...
Sunday Voit Gilmore, who is now
working in the President's office in
Washington, left Harry Gatton a note
telling him not to come to Washing
ton next week-end, because everybody
would be celebrating 'THANKSGIV
Clinton Boys Doing All Right . .
Seems that Ike Grainger, SAE, was
down at Simga Nu house after the
dance Saturday night painted with lip
stick, candle in hand, searching for
Blue Devils. In one room he found
Clinton's bass fiddle player and Ford
Leary doing all right with a couple of
dates coeds. Ike wasn't permitted to
stay. . .
Powerhouse. . .
We can't forget the story about the
graduate student writing a girl and
telling her if she could get a pass
book, he would take her to the game.
She wrote another boy: got a book, and
went to the game with the former.
"Darn nice of him to take her."
'
Lost: Oddly ! ! Found: ? ? ?
A classified in last Friday's Tar
Heel: "Lost: One ladies' watch in
the Men's restroom in Hill Hall." Some
people have lots of nerve to advertise
like this. Suppose after due considera
tion, it's not so funny, tho . . .
Tragedy . . .
N. Y. A. Boys Finally Compensated. . .
Saturday the self-help boys receiv
ed their October checks. They were
due on the 21st of last month. Looks
like the war is slowing down Uncle
Sam's payroll. Some of the boys tell
me the checks came at a good time
in time to pay off Saturday's bets on
Carolina. . .
We recommend tar and feathers for
the guy who walked into the game with
five other person's tickets in his pocket
Saturday. One of the five victims got
permission to enter the stands and
search for the ticket-carrier. Through
out the ganie he searched and searched
while outside four hearts bled venoau
6 o d & y
I
Strict historians of the University
vigorously deny the legend that Wil
liam R. Davie and party, when put
searching for a site for the state uni
versity, pitched a drinking party un
der Davie Pplar and, after awaking
from the effects of the stump-hole
water, decided then and there that
their search was at an end. But a
poem which appeared in the Carolina
Magazine close to a century ago sug
gests the truthfulness of the existence
4:15 Game between Mangum and
SAE for campus title on intra
mural field No. 4.
5:30 IRC program, "Straws in the
Wind," over WDNC.
6:40 Vesper services in Gerrard hall.
7:00 Meeting of Hillel foundation in
Graham Memorial.
7:15 Di meeting in New West.
Phi meeting in New East (darn
- good organization).
7:30 Meeting of Young Republican
club in 6rail room of Graham
Memorial.
Education club meeting in 203
Peabody hall.
7:45 Alpha Chi Sigma movie in 206
Venable hall.
8:00 Men and Women's Glee clubs'
social at Episcopal parish house.
8:30; Meeting of chairmen of student
units" of Institute of Govern
ment and students from their
respective congressional dis
tricts, j
Survey
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tues to education for the whole man,
for men as 'knowers and doers and
appreciatorsV
A surprisingly large number would
agree with Dr. Hutchins but there is
also a large group that believe col
lege is the place to train both "know
ers" and "doers." The results of the
poll are:
COLLEGE EDUCATION SHOULD
Be mainly technical and profes
sional 17 71PT PTlt
. r
Emphasize a
ground .
Include both
Sentiment for
wide cultural back-
46 per cent
37 per cent
professional train
ing is least popular with New Eng
land students and most in favor with
far westerners 24 per cent) . All other
sections of the country agree almost
exactly with national student opinion
as shown above.
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