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THE DAILY TAR HEEL
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1940
hz Batlp Car ittl
The official newspaper of the Carolina Publications Union of the University
of Njrth Carolina at Chapel Hill, where it is printed daily except Mondays,
and the Thanksgiving, Christmas and Spring Holidays. Entered as second
class matter at the post office at Chapel Hill, N. C, under act of March 3,
1879. Subscription price, $3.00 for. the college year.
CAROLINA
COIiBIENTARY
BY JOHN ANDERSON
BEWAILS BASED WELL. . .
Fred Weaver: "Proff Koch's read
ings of the Christmas Carol cost about
fifty dollars. Betcha he gives reduced
rates now." Good idea. Why don't
you ask him to, Fred ? . . . Olan V.
Cook: "The floor in new Swain
shouldn't be popping up in less than
a month after opening date." ... Put
into use too quickly, don't you sup
pose? . . . Ann Dolvin: "I can't under-
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Editosiai. Wbitebs: Ed Rankin, Don Bishop, Bill fcnider, UranJc lioleman. I stand why we can't get enough heat
Reporters: Bill Rhodes Weaver, Louis Harris, Doris Goerch, Dorothy Coble, I in the medical library." But what
Zoe Young, Grady Reagan, Bucky Harward, Sylvan Meyer, Dick Young, I can yon expect out of a second-hand
Campbell Irving, Gene Williams, Sanford Stein, Philip Carden, Vivian J (so I was told) heating plan! in that
1939 Member . 1940
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Morris W. Rosenberg
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Larry Ferling
Editor
Managing Editor
Business Manager
Circulation Manager
SCHOLARLY JURIST
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HORIZONTAL
1,7 Judge
cf the
U. S. A.
Supreme
Court.
12 Dutch coin.
13 Constellation.
15 Remunerated.
16 Evergreen
tree.
17 Enemy of the
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21 Epfs cf fishes. t0
22 Radio wire. 43 South
24 Since.
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Gillespie, Martha LeFevre.
Columnists: Adrian Spies, Johnny Anderson, Mack Hobson.
. Technical Staff
News Editors: Carroll McGaughey, Charles Barrett, Rush Hamrick.
Night Sports Editors: Leonard Lobred, Fred Cazel, Orville Campbell.
Deskmen: Edward Prizer, Uob Thomas, Ben Roebuck.
Sport Staff
Editor: Shelley Rolfe.
big new building? ... Ann Bates i
(when a boy rudely slammed a door in
her face): "Chivalry around Carolina
may not be dead, but it is fast dying."
Yep, isn't it a pity how ungentlemanly
the coeds are treated around here ?
. . Anonymous: "The business au-
thorities should have the snow cleared
off the business part of town like all
25 Mystic
syllable.
26 Like ale.
27 Company.
29 Electrical
term.
30 Cuckoo.
31 Before.
America.
45 Toward.
46 Stratum.
48 Well-skilled.
51 Boisterous
outcry.
53 Honorable.
55 Spinning toys.
57 Palm lily.
Supreme
Court.
VERTICAL
2 Cast of a
language.
3 Unfrequented. 37 To dine.
16 He was both
school teacher
and law .
17 Some.
18 Indefinite .'
article.
20 He also
worked in
government
22 Divorcee's
allowance.
23 Sour like
vinegar.
26 Collection of
facts.
28 Native metal.
30 To simulate.
32 Being.
34 Negative
word.
35 Primped. v
0i b y
33 To form into a 68 Recounts.
Reporters: William L. Beerman, Richard' Morris, Harry Hollingsworth. I the other towns of North Carolina.'
Jerry Stoff, Jack Saunders, Josh Goldberg, Frank Goldsmith.
Circulation
Assistant Manages: Jack Holland4.
Office: Bradford McCuen, Larry Dale, D. T. HalL
Business Staff
Managers: Jimmy Schleifer,
Bill Bruner, Andrew
Local Advertising
Gennett,
Local Advertising Assistants: Sinclair Jacobs, Rufus Shelkoff, Tom Nash,
Jack Dube, Buck Osborne, Steve Reiss, Leigh Wilson, Bill Stanback, Bob
McNaughton, Landon Roberts.
Durham Advertising Managers: Bill Schwartz, Alvin, Patterson.
Collections Manager: Morty Ulman.
Collections Staff: Morty Golby, Parke Staley, Mary Susan Robertson,
Mary Ann Koonce, Elinor Elliot, Millicent McKendry. .
Office Manager: Phil Haigh.
Office Staff: Grace Rutledge, Sarah Nathan, Oren Oliver, Bill Vail, Mickey
Grindlinger.
News:
For This Issiie:
ORVILLE CAMPBELL Sports: LEONARD LOBRED
SIXTH RACE
Hot Tip
Still Hot
"Step right up, step right up,
ladies and gentlemen, see Hula
the "Mystery Girl. She walks, she
talks, she . .
. "Raise your tail, Leopold . . ."
These and many other bark
ers' cries rang out in the Tin Can
yesterday afternoon as students
and faculty members were treat
ed to the most entertaining Student-Faculty
day the campus
has seen and enjoyed.
The annual holiday started off
right with a successful "Pop
Quiz," broadcast over station
WRAL Raleigh, and which fea
tured Dr. Benjamin Swalin of
the music department, football
coach Ray Wolf, and other fac
ulty members.
The carnival, already men
tioned above was a typical car
nival and a tribute to the many
dormitories, fraternities and
many others who labored long
hours to bring us the best Stu
dent-Faculty day in its Six-year Heigh and asked the trouble.
history.
They figure that it would largely bene
fit the students, (non-paying tax pay
ers) don't they? . . .
"
CLASSIFIED...
According to a classified ad last
I week, Anne Ramsay lost a ring. A
few days later Thelma Brammer
found, a ring to fit the description of I
the ad. But after vain search she
could not locate Miss Ramsay.
Results: Lost, one Anne Ramsay;
found: her ring.
WERE THEIR FACES RED!
Sunday's Tar Heel stated that Ted
Ross and his boys would broadcast
over WRAL at 2:30 from Caldwell
hall. But at 2:30 the station carried
another program. Charlie Barker and
other Old East boys, disappointed that
the local swingsters had been crossed
up, rushed over to the new station and
found Ross playing the "Wood-chop
per's Ball." Ross, flabbergasted when
told he wasn't broadcasting, called Ra-
! camp.
36 Dogma.
38 Drunkard.
39 Either.
40 Capuchin
monkey.
41 Street
42 Unit
60 Egyptian
deity.
61 He his
way through
school.
62 He was
recently
to the
4 Falsehood.
5 Neuter
pronoun.
.6. Spar.
7 To mend.
8 Above.
9 Gun.
10 Italian
42 Rowing tool.
44 Suitable.
46 Beast's home.
47 Fabulous bu
48 Singer's voic.
49 To opine.
50 Precept
52 Indian.
currency unit 54 Coal box.
II Axiom. 56 Butter lump.
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INNOVATION
What's Your
Major, Bud?
Director Bob Magill of the
student union has . been some-
"There's no trouble," was the reply,
"we're just recording your program.
OVERHEARD . . .
Look at the headlines: 50 Finns
Killed. We're winning, we're win
ning," the coed shouted to the long-
1 haired boy across the room.
'Quiet, damnit, somebody might
hear you," was his irritated reply.
We only overheard this much. But
To Tell The Truth
By Adrian Spies
(With apologies to Plato)
Many years ago there were people
who lived in a great cave. It was full
of blackness and contamination. And
it was only a cave . with huge
what worried recently over the j enough, combined with the fact that spent all of their lives in chains. They
inability to get a good build-up
campaign underway for his vo
cational guidance program.
Arrangements have " been
made to bring to the campus
leaders in many fields of en
deavor, lawyers, doctors, sales-1
cine, mechanics, salesmanship,
teaching, writing or near-in
numerable others.
other organizations sponsoring as yet out-of -reach because of
U4.i, tt . i rr:: t .e I i
uuukiis. ij.uuugii umuiiu ure nnanciai limitations.
have not yet been announced tHe
"Win a Kiss" booth, starring a
number of beautiful coeds, prob
ably netted the most income).
Last night's revue and variety
show showed the efforts of Di
rector Carroll McGaughey as
the best satire on things campus
and otherwise in a long time.
It wasn't bad fun watching
song titles in dress.
Always there is criticism of
Student-Faculty day, , usually
from the professorial side. Some
think a day is wasted; there has
always been, the criticism that
students fail to take Professor!
So-and-So out to dinner.
It's a bit too early to predict
just how much of this will be
heard today. But it seems much
has been done to eliminate this
deficiency. Thi3 year the take-
your-teacher to lunch feature
was minor. Other entertainment
was emphasized and put at the
top of the list.
To those who didn't enjoy the
fun and frolic at the Tin Can or
in Memorial hall, we are sorry.
Fun was omni-present and not
much trouble to reach.
Once more congratulations to
Tom Stanback and Barbara Lis
comb, co-chairmen, and to the
the boy and the girl are members of were so tied that their backs were to
the ASU, to give us some pretty good j the entrance, and their eyes always
grounds for well, you know ... humbly trained upon the cave wall. In
, chains and blackness they drooped
CAMPUS CONFUCIUS their lives away. And this was many
REMARKABLE" REMARK . . . years ago, when there were folks who
Guy with . lot on ball never needs I would let themselves be prisoners in a
anvone to tro to bat for him . . . Too I cave
ill i i .i .
nQri rfxr rrT'T fnl "tr hot ri-i hrvht in -vt j i i . ,
ifuu till v l . i a K. v ll WW l ll l.l ll l l l rll. ill ni nwwv mi ni a. v-k-tn. v w& A
men, government employees coed's eyes red or creen ... Prof say wnrM TAtrirA
all experts who can give inside punk answers come from blockhead that these people had been led away
views Of businesses to prospec- Some think stadium place to pitch from. Sometimes objects from that
tive gap-fillers. baII really place to pitch woo . . . world passed by the cave. Their sha
uais always up in air, not well ground-1 dows for the sun was beautiful bright
out there would be reflected on the
back-side of the cave that its inhabi
tants always saw. And these poor
prisoners, who knew nothing else,
thought that the shadows were the
real life. And they spent their time
fascinated by the shadows. Many
years ago, of course, when men could
be fooled by a silhouette of real life
The administration has given ed
whole-hearted backing to the
Graham Memorial program and CPU Will Bring"
recognizes xne neea ior a regu
lar vocational guidance program i
was
more
(Continued Jrvm first page)
least the remainder of the school
year.
The snowy-haired Tennessee states
.but JUaglll snouldn t worry man wrote: "I deeply appreciate vour
much about his program. A large thought of me and needless" to say I and think that they had real life
audience should turn Out for the should be very happy to go to Chapel In this cave, also in chains,
firf Tnrrr-o twr Hl11 for tnls occasion. It was kind
r . 4. 4. 4. f ' of you to offer me a selection of dates that he thought, the less tight were
iui us a iiequcni s,tuLciuciit wi and in my earnest desire to accept these chains
the campus : "Wish I knew What your valued invitation I have given
I'm going to do ..." I my most sympathetic consideration.
Graham Memorial is render- "1'"
I self, to call attention tn thp nnpprtfliYi.
: i ;x j I '
iiik sex viLc, aim 11 s ix guuu ties of my situation. I am so hope- plunged out of his prison.
time IOr unaeciaed Students tOllessly tied up with many emergency
get an idea Of What they like and problems arising out of the critical
might be able to do law, medi- state. of international affairs, which
require my ciose personal attention to
Finally one day this
man broke free. Then he was able to
move around. Greater still, he was able
to turn and see the entrance of his
cave. Uncertain, but thinking, the man
a great knowledge. It is possible to
translate them to our own lives. To
the caves we may know. To the chains
that some of us may have felt around
us. This is all a little far-fetched per
haps. But all of us have seen this fable
played out in the common 'coca cola'
life of America.
So take the tale. Interpret it! Play
with the idea as you will. Maybe you
can translate it to a part of Univer
sity life. ' Maybe to a man who isn't
"in" with the bridge society back home.
Maybe even to a few men in this na
tion who have been put away for hav
ing annoying ideas.
It is possible that you will find some
people who are making their lives in i
a cave of bias, intolerance, and even
ignorance. There may even be those
who set their course by things that are
only thin shadows of real life, sitting
oh so smugly in the mediocre chains
of convention. But if we recognize this,
we can cross old Plato up and break
our chains.
L12:OQ Swimming for coeds and fac
ulty wives.
1:30 IRC entertainment committee
meets in small lounge of Gra
ham 3IemoriaL
3:00 DTH collections staff meets in
business office.
Glee club broadcasts over
WRAL.
4:00 Coed swimming.
Coed fencing in the Tin Can.
Town Girls play Spencer
dormitory in basketball.
4:15 Bull's head tea in the staff
room of the library.
4:30 Informal tea at Spencer hall.
5 :00 Woman's Athletic council
meets in Woman's association
room of Graham Memorial.
Men's Glee club meets at Hill
hall.
CPU meets in Caldwell hall.
Town Girls association meets
in 213 Graham Memorial.
6:40 Vesper service in Gerrard hall.
8:30 Chamber music concert
Hill halL
m
BIRTHDAYS
(Students having birthdays may
get free tickets to the movies by
sailing by the boxoffice of the Car
olina theater.)
Biggs, John Waler
Brookshire, L. Balfour
Caro, Elizabeth Rowe
Crabtree, Lawrence Edwin
Garvin, Mary Perry
Holzman, Lawrence
Jurney, Edward Thornton
Katz, L. Melvin ,
Lambert, Robert Stansbury
Lee, William David
McLemore Robert
McNaughton, Robert Avery
Stovall, Michael Corbett
Sutherland, Billie Mc.
Swindal, Frederick Leroy
the extent of fourteen and sixteen
hours a day, including Sundays and
holidays, that, in justice . to myself
and the work of the Department, Ij
have been compelled to decline all fur
ther speaking engagements during the
coming months other than those to
which I am already committed. It
is. therefore, a matter of srreat re
gret that I have to forage the oppor-
At first the light of the outside blind
ed him completely. He could not see
any of the splendor of his new free
dom. But finally his eyes cleared, and
the man who thought saw. And he
understood. And he knew that this
was the beauty and the fragrance of
real life. That the cave was only an
ignorant prison. -
He felt it his duty to return and tell
his enslaved brothers the truth.. So
he went back into the cave and spoke
of what he had seen. Sayinsr. finally:
House To Review
'Tar Heel Editor'
William Pope of Salisbury who was
to have spoken at this afternoon's
Bull's Head tea will be unable to ap
pear because of influenza. Dean R. B.
House will review "Tar Heel Editor,"
by Josephus Daniels. fr
Haymakers Have
(Continued from prrst page)
ten in the playwriting course conduct
ed by Professor Frederick H. Koch.
They were selected from a group of
twelve submitted this quarter.
In "Torch in the Wind" Mr. Webb
has treated an excitjng and tragic in
cident in the youth of the half -legend
ary western outlaw, Billy the Kid. It
is the story of Billy's first killing at
the age of 15, the crime which started
his bloody career.
TAR HEEL PLAY
"The Penumbra," Miss Matthews'
play of the North Carolina mountains,
tells a pathetic tale of domestic strife.
It centers on the character of a simple,
guileless mountaineer who unwitting-
y makes life miserable for his
brother's wife.
"Whipplesnout," Miss Boylston's
play for children, is a charming fan
tasy of frog world, written in the
same delightful vein as her "Old Man
Taterbug," which played to an enthus
iastic juvenile audience here last year.
The story revolves about Whipple
snout, the old family nurse with a
heart of gold, who loses her job and
hen comes back to it just as disaster
is about to strike.
Music Department
(Continued from first page)
state. The entire faculty and student
body in the music department will co
operate in producing these programs.
Professor John E. Toms, member of
the music faculty, is radio represent
ative of the department, and will be
in charge of broadcasting activities.
The series of programs will feature
one band concert each month, one Glee
Club concert, one orchestra concert and
one or two faculty-student recitals each
month. The exact nature of each pro
gram will be announced in advance.
Al Donahue Has
(Continued from first page )
in a Top Hat," is another Donahue
opus, replacing his "Dancing in the
Clouds," which he will release for
publication.
Alfe compositions are not restrict
ed to popular tunes, for he has writ
ten much serious music, most of which
he has not yet had time to arrange
for publication. Included in his ser
ious work is "Observation Roof," a
tone poem inspired by his long asso
ciation with the Rainbow Room
New York city.
m
tunity of SDeakintr to -the members of that th? life-things on the wall were
the union but I want to assure youonly shaJows of th bright world out
that my refusal of vour invitation in hide- The People, still in their chains,
" . it j i: :t xi mi .i
no wav diminishes mv annreeiatinn nf "earu "uuy. -men some oil
your thought of me." them said he was crazy. Others said
The State Magazine, Carl Goerch's he was wcked- Then aU of them killed
Raleigh weekly, is currently carrying the man wn nad thought and broken
reports from Senator R. R. Reynolds, Ioose Irom ms cnains and walked out
who appeared here on January 18.lof the decaym black cave. And all
that North Carolina's junior senator 0 f thera were f orever entombed. Noth
had received hundreds of letters snp- happened anymore, for they had
porting his Vindicators program. the man who bought.
Our Bob's" speech was carried over I This tale is a very old fable, coming
a state-wide hook-up, and the vivac-lfrom Plato's Republic When I heard
ious Senator urged that North Caro-lit some time ago I was resolved to of-
linians support his anti-alien cam- j fer it in this column. For sometimes
paign. , such simple stones as this one contain
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