THE DAILY TAR
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SATUKDAY, MAY 31. ig
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The oScial newspaper of the Carolina Publications Union of the University
- ef North Carolina at Chapel Hill, where it is printed daily except Mondays,
'and the Thanksgiving, Christmas and Spring Holidays. Entered as second
class matter at the post office at Chapel HOI, N. C under act f March 3,
1879. Subscription price, $3.00 for the college year.
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By the Staff
1945 Member 1941
Associated Cdle&tde Press
OEVltXE CAMPBELL -
SYLVAN MEYER5?
WM. W. BRUNER
JOSEPH E. ZAYTOUN 1
420 Madison Ave.
New York. N.Y.
Editor
Incidentally, that new : "Hey! How
You" club started by a couple of
anonymous students is -a pretty good
Rum Manager forced friendliness it is an attempt
Circulation Manager to bring all tne ieliows on the campus
w-rr a. little closer to-
Associate EDiTO3:Louis. Harris. , f - os , " ther ' And von
EcmEUL BOARD: Bill Snider; nucicy xiarwara, ounons uw suny-i YAWL Z -j
onVMae Norwood, Henry Moll, Bill Seeman. iau, have no idea of the
rr rt,fiTcwi . T?Q-noViTr HnnrM. Herman D. Lawson. Elfiie Lyon. Imaencal pffprt. rvf this pxrrrpssimi enm-
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Fbatcth Board: Jim McEwen, Shirley uopDs, manon iippincoix, o bme(i with a winning smite on a
. , iucnara Aaier, mary vjuuwcu, mjij
Car!. Philm Carden. Bob Hoke.
Repohiss: Grady Reagan, Paul Komisaruk, Ernie Frankel, Vivian Gilles-
me. Larry Dale, Billy Webb, Carey Hayes, George Stammler, Ed Lashmaa,
Grace Kuueage, i lmmy wauace. - . ,
Photxxsaphis: Jack Mitchell, Hugh Morton. ,
S roars Errro2: Harry. Hollingsworth. ' , . . . ,
xr. oboo -TTTnuQ- Fat1 TTpTlen. Baxter McNeer. Buck Timberlake.
j RirtaTHj Rctostess: Ben Snyder. Abby Cohen, Bill Woestendiek, Fred Mc
y - Ooy, Mannie Krulwich. -Aisr.
Business Manager: Bill Schwartz.
fcAi. advertising Manager: Bill Stanback.
j Durham Representative: Jack Dube. . . fortable greetings again. Throw away
.-t.vat Assistants - Jimmv Norris, Bob Bettman, Marvin Rosen, r arris . ...
. locu. ABiisTANTa . J-.1; j;1!"'. " ' your medicine chest. With this magi-
; , Stout, Tyndali Harris, Ditzi Buice. - i. '
. C?LXJBenoNs:-Elinor Elliott, Millicent MCJienary. .
Offks Assistant: Sarah Nathan.
Oracs Manager: Jack Holland. T , -r ,
Circulation Office Staef: Henry Zaytoun, Joe Schwartz, Jules Yarady.
pretty coed that you meet.
Follow the crowd and help out the
cause: solidify Carolina, break down
the traditional barriers between north
and south, and give the student body
of Carolina a distinctive and unique
trademark. .
Hey! How you? Try it just once
and you'll never use harsh, uncom
cal phrase you chase the blues away
and live happily ever after.
News: PHIL CASDEN
For This lime:
Sports: HARRY HOLLINGSWORTH
"It is my living sentiment, and by the blessing of God it shall be my dying
sentiment Independence now and Independence forever. Webster.
o No Jug Of Wine
student anroached us and asked. "What kind
UViiiv vaaaiv sr a.
Saturday night the Nazis sank
the Hood. Thus terminating a long
and adventurous life. Since the war
began, the Hood has been sunk five
times and damaged beyond repair
three times according to Berlin.
.But even the British admit it this
time.
The new Carolina Magazine has
been in production for two errueliner
of Daily Tar Heel are you 'trying to edit. I've been here four years, months now. Put out by a newly re-
cruited statt oi nity it more tnan
lives up to the enthusiastic claims of
the Orange Printshop: " . . . the
most attractive publication to ever
leave our presses."
No longer the dull
Carolina Mag of the
past, the Magazine has been stream
lined and modernized until only the
name has remained unchanged, it
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29 eiow drinker
31 Japanese sa&b
32 Join
33 Military students
38 Purloins
39 Printer! measure
40 Prizes
43 One
43 Owing ,
45 Beloved on
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47 Charity j -
49 Cravat
6 See! (Latin)
61 Surrender
63 Lilter
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17 Worthless reranaat
20 Of high quality
21 Fragile
24 Confused sounds
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28 Food fish
33 Vegetable
33 Trees
34 Charm
35 Apartment
35 Cuts j
37 Disembarked
3S Unpleasant looks
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-c- To the person in question and all others interested, we would
like. io tate that we're' not crusading against drinking. If an in-
s-'Vidual gets drunk at a Carolina dance, he's not only hurting his
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Many students feel that this will be their "final fling" at a good
time. That after this weekend it will be conscription, and possibly promise to rival the Yackety Yack in
roi. TW t,a nnth nf todav hasn't a chance. That I can't have campus popularity, and a new type
, .. , x a i, tv. of Tm Aid and arrangement now sparkles on
a gooatime -n a uance vviuiout -y-. - clear slick pages of cream paper.
r enougn to Know wnat tu uu. -xiiat . . . xnau . . . ... , - Each page ig a work of art in itself
vve are not pruues out cwucc biuucuid oic ausu vv, there are more . absorbing Ulustra-
right from wrong. Carolina students are supposed to know the tions and it will be difficult to put
, real definition of democracy. They know that one's freedom ends down once it is picked up
1, ,vr 4-i ot r annfVior 4g ahnRpH. When Carolina stu- However, due to .the radical changes
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dents drink, they are abusing the rights of the many Carolina
students that do not. " . . ; r f- - -
: We have reason to believe that if the University is continually
with drinkinov there will be fewer dances with stricter
regulations. If you're one of those planning to get drunk next
week-end, go ahead. But for the good of. yourself and the Univer
sity, don't show up at Finals. Instead, go to the beach or some
other place where you'll be more appreciated.
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By Elsie Lyoir-
Sign of the Times: "Wanted OCe
hitchhiker companion to New York
Guarantee a wonderful date in Wash"
ington Friday night." Don't rash'
walk to the bulletin board in the Book
Ex for more explicit details.
After a careful survey, the average
number of commencement invitatior.f
sent out by graduating seniors fe ja
the neighborhood of 15 apiece. Mul
tiplied by approximately 700 seiioM
that's 10,500 suckers. (This gkoali
put you into form for your -mz
exam). And multiplied by all th
seniors throughout the country,
see that Santa Claus has severe oo
petition in his gift racket.
Unpaid ad: Being a Playmai.fr iiu
eludes a multitude of evils, and ther
often have difficulty convinciir n
that they're not morons', etc., Lai for
once they are really going to be hu
man and normal. Tomorrow the eap
ricious Playmakers caper arocaj i
their annual Playcapers, and toy
convince the rest of us that they real
ly do use that space between the ears.
Don't look at the program thoiV or
youll be more firmly convinced thai
ever that all is not well betwsi tk
collective ears.
o Moll's Magazine
Coming off the presses during exam week will be the extrava
ganza of campus publications during . the past decade. Henry
Moll's Carolina Mag, called by print shop men the "most pic
turesque, readable, and professional" publication in many a long
year, will at last hit the campus.'
The publication itself is an experiment in more cuts and triple-
appealing features. The cost in work and money has been the
largest for a monthly throughout this year at least.
Yes, the May issue of the Carolina Mag will be thoroughly read
by the Carolina student body. It will be interesting reading, en
joyable to look at, and educational in its value from the productive
and consumptive stand-point. The PU Board and the campus have
at last received what they are looking for but at a new expense.
The question naturally arises, and must be squarely faced, as to
whether the additional cost is worth putting into the Mag. This
year, Adrian Spies showed up with a novel, well-written magazine
which might be termed "fairly" popular. Moll's issue will un
doubtedly be the most sensational and at the same time most ar
tistic work in the publications field to date. He will outdo Spies
just as Spies outdid former editors.
The answer to the question lies with the reception of the stu
dent body. If a publication satisfies the needs of the students in
a manner acceptable to every part of our multi-responsible Uni
versity, then it is worth the money.
After looking at .Moll's issue, the answer is undeniable that we
want more of them. The work that took one all night session
after another; that involved meticulous, painstaking plans; AND
THAT WILL PLACE AT LEAST ONE CAMPUS PUBLICATION
AMONG THE LEADERS OF THE COUNTRY shows us that if
it's good publications we're after, we can get them now. -
The tradition that has been passed down from Tom Wolfe to
John Creedy to Adrian Spies has. been violated only in that the
Mag of today stands as the most finished piece of campus publi
cation work in many a year. This progress must be maintained if
financially possible now that the editor has shown it to be tech
nically achieved.
and to the innumerable hours it has
been in plan and process, the New
Carolina' Magazine will not be distri
buted before Thursday. To insure
everyone of receiving a copy and to
take care of the expected rush, dis
tribution will be put on the Yackety
Yack basis. Circulation manager, Joe
Zaytoun, commented yesterday: "This
unbelievable publication can't be the
Carolina Mag and it would be im
possible to deliver in the regular way,
or most copies Wjould be gone from
the halls before they would be pick
ed up." The lavish new Carolina Mag
will be distributed in the small lobby
of Graham Memorial all day Thurs
dayone copy to a student as his
name is checked off. Students leaving
the campus before then are advised
to leave their names and addresses
in the box provided for at the en
trance to Graham Memorial so that
theirs can be mailed home. .
On Other Campuses From
Coast To Coast
By
Billy Webb
Speaking of the Hood, the un
squelchable Nazi press declared
that the German Navy will bring
into reality, and at the end of the
war will be the guarantor of the
American ideal of freedom of the
seas. All pf which makes us sore
as hell, because we're darned if we
need to call in Adolf to uphold our
ideals.
0 In Passing
A statement released yesterday by those in charge of ticket
sales for the Tony Pastor concert revealed that close to $175 was
cleared for the benefit of dormitory social rooms. When we look
at the $175 and then start figuring the cost of our undertaking
dormitory social rooms we'll admit we haven't made much pro
gress. At the same time, though, we have $175 dollars now, where
we had nothing a month ago. '
The German Club has consented to turn over the Jimmy Dorsey
concert for the benefit of social rooms. Perhaps another $175 will
be raised. If it is, and we find other ways of making money, it
Finals start June 6th with the Dor-
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sey concert ana ail xne seniors
mammas and poppas are going to be
in Chapel Hill that week-end. In the
rtnv'T pft four years that their
Sri wSS beloved offspring
STEWED have been here at
the Hill they have heard of nothing
but the Carolina Gentleman and The
Campus Code. They think of Caro
lina as a school where tradition runs
rampant the tradition of the south,
the tradition of gentlemanliness.
You wouldn't want to have your
own folks see you under the weather
and you should show the same con
sideration for someone else's parents.
And then, too, out of respect for the
school, you should remember that this
is the first and last picture they will
have of Carolina. So be good and
stay sober for the nice boys on the
dance committee.
A bed is often the naughty "acces
sory before the fact" of strange and
lascivious proceedings, but despite the
wildness of bed-time stories circulat
ed in dorm bull sessions, I've never
heard one. to compare with this, one
told by Trent Christman. Eut before
Hobbs. is thrown into throes of con
cern over campus morality, let me ad
monishit's clean.
It all started one night in the Psi
U. house. The boys were hanging over
a poker, table indulging' in the vagran
cies of life, when of .course there
came that inevitable hour when sleep
beckons more invitingly than poker
cnips and all tne other incidentals
that go with poker parties. , , .-.
One of the players played three last
hands and then started upstairs for
the land of nod. On the way up the
steps his heart was touched by the
plaintive mewing of a sorrowful cat
whose voice reached his sympathetic
ear from somewhere in the back of
the house. Upon -investisratine. he
found a rather moth-eaten alley cat
prowling around in the back yard.
For no good reason perhaps his
mother had been scared by a cheap
tennis racket he decided that it
would be the charitable and humane
thing to take the cat to bed with him.
With self-satisfied determination, he
picked up the willing cat and carried
it upstairs where he and his feline
companion crawled into bed.
Morning came; the boy awoke, dull
with sleep. As he rolled over in bed,
he suddenly thought of the cat and
quickly jerked the covers back to see
what had happened to it. The cat
was there.-
So was a litter of squirming kittens
a Mystery Novel from the Varsity
Book Shop "Rental Library." Okla
homa Daily. Gad, what potent tales.
Wonder how Tut Cooper anf Wil
son Smith, new fraternity bridgr
champions . would fare at "the bead.
Bet their leg signals would get ixei
up to say the least. Many are th
bridge champions who have bee de
throned while playing .on the szad.
The heat is killing the pretty littl
farm in the cigarette urn in CaldwelL
Such a shame after the plants ha
managed to poke up three incbee
through the sand.
E. Carrington Smith really missed
out on his ads for "Blood And Sand.
No one looks at the bulls, but where
ph where was the Hays office?
Randolph Russell of Furman tap
ped a vital t truth in his scorn of
ludicrous movie ' trailer propaganda.
His ire was roused over a silly build
up for "That, Certain Feeling." After
the trailer had admitted that it was
a pretty good . show, the unknown
The British seem to be a Httle mix
ed up in their war aims. "Place Ger
many in a position where she eouli
never again challenge world peace."
voice added, "and what else could it 1 Uuess they'll nave to divide the wor.lc
inhabitant:
just an over-
We love the way all our dear pro
fessors gave out these tear-jerMug-parting
speeches yesterday. We al
most felt like forgiving them for
exams on dance weekends and strin
gent cut regulations, but we must re
member riot to weaken. Wait until
see those finals, then maybe oar oft
fire will return.
be, with Melvyn and Burgess battling in two hen ,al1 the mon
it out for Merle's affections ? " "Per-1 ?ill f wonder if we're juj
grown amoeba.
sonally," sez Randolph, : "I can't
imagine two guys named Melvyn and
Burgess battling for anything, unless
they were drafted, and women named
Merle don't have any affections to
battle for. Two guys named Joe
might battle for Myrtle, but that's as
far as I will go."
"Large pleasant room, exposure on
three sides." ad in Oklahoma Daily.
Sounds more like a billboard. ;
Through cold, hard figures, Charles
T. Nounan of Butler has worked out
an astounding proof of something.
Though he is having difficulty divis
ing a meaning from his mathematical
ingeniousness, his ngures are never
theless interesting:
Dictator Stalin
Yr. of birth...... 1879
1924
17
62
3882
Hitler Muslini
Imagine facing a football team
which tipped the. scales at 1,100,000
tons. Such a team would be a little
too light f or , RosexBowl timber on
"white dwarf," a star recently dis
covered by professor W. J. Luyten of
Minnesota's astronomy department.
On "white dwarf" the average human
would weight about 100,000 tons. 4
Out East, a noted educator says,
"Women must learn to speak for
themselves." No we don't know
what to' think about this affair. The
'only explanation we have is, that
"Curl up these spring nights with
the educator must not get around
very much.
One of the first headlines we saw
when we picked up the paper this
morning was "Hitler Termed Threat
To Trade." We're not denying the
fundamental truth back of this state
ment, but it seems to us that it ranks
as a rather masterly example of understatement.
will not be too distant before dormitory improvements can be
made. The start may be small, but in the future we can work to
achieve our goal. The Tar Heel congratulates both the Junior
Senior dance committee and the German Club for seeing the need
and offering to aid the cause.
Accession ...
Yrs.. of power
Age
Totals ...
Divide by 2
(G. B. and
U. S.)
1941
1889 1883
1933 1922
8 19
52 58
3882 3882
1941 1941
"With guests from all over the stat
visiting us at the last social event
of the year we must be oa our met
tle," student body; president Hobbs
told us yesterday. Reminds u of
parents', day at grade-school daacing
school. But it's about time ire stop
ped this wanton disregard ol
Carolina traditions;
Unpaid ad the second; Minister flf
Propaganda, Bob Hoke, issued this
bulletin late yesterday, "Jimmy Dor
sey is playing for finals next week."
Unpronounceable . names whether
drunk or sober department: Methody
Guleff, Boris Dimancheff, and Charles
Metzelaars. Methody Guleff sounds
like ,one of those particularly drooly
sneezes. And while we're on the sub
ject, Paula McGlurg, who was recent
ly asked to call by the dean's office
in the Butler Collegian, sounds like
the blub of pouring molasses from a
jug. '
Latest method for exterminating
those odious Americans (perhaps arbi
trarily termed) known as damn yan
kees was recently devised by mem
bers, specifically Jack Trotman, of
Old East. A ten foot whip called the
"Yankee. whip," not because it's con
tinually popping off but because of
its ability to exterminate, curls and
cracks maliciously in the hands of ex
perienced Old Easters who can cut a
twig held by any fool at twenty
paces. .
DTH Delivery Routes
Applications for DTH deliverv
routes for next year are due now and
should be turned In at the circulation
office in Graham Memorial.
Paid ad the first (two cokes f row
Henry Moll): The New Carolina Ma?
will take your breath away. How
ever, he needn't have invested the te
cents it did take our breath away
when we saw it. Dear Mag Editor
we owe you (1) two cokes, (2) an en
thusiastic thanks for ' the best Mar
ever seen.
Yackety Yacks
Distributed Today
Yackety Yacks will be distributee?
this morning from 10:30 tm 12:50
This will be the last tie to
annuals this year.
War Relief Material
Should Be Turned In
Coeds knitting for the British War
Relief Committee please turn in their
garments at once rfinished or unfin
ishedto the Thrift Shop next to the
Presbyterian church.
On the Campus
10:30 DTH news and sports staff
meet in DTH office in Grahacs
Memorial. .
l:30-4VIovies. Carolina, "Sunny
Pick, "The Invisible Ghost"
2:00 Till 4:00. Yackety Yacks given
out in small lounge of Grahans
Memorial.
2 :00 Till 5 :00 Seniors listed in DTH
must get caps and gowns.
8:00 Playmakers caper with Sound
and Fury stars
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