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TE3 DAILY TARE
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 7, 1941
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The oSrial newspaper of the Carolina Publications Union of the University
cf North Cazolina at Chapel HH1, where ft is printed daily except Mondays,
and the Tltaaksgiving; Christmas and Spring Holidays. Entered as second
xlass rflfTT at the post o2ke at Chapel EJH, N. C under act of March 3,
1879. Suhflcription price, $&X0 for the college year.
Campus
Keyboard
By The Staff
1940 Umber 1941
Associated Go!Ie6ia!e Press
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ORVILLE CAMPBELL
SYLVAN MEYER
Editor
WILLIAM SCHWARTZ
HENRY ZAYTOUN
sez. i
We have just spent a pleasant inter
val and many nickels listening to vari
ous and sundry sentimentals in the
managing fiowr t: t ttt i
ry - r i juuc wiiu a ui uii j.. lie uavc uieii-
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Acting Circulation Manager j tioned all our troubles and been advised
- -" land eonsolfvf in the rnstnm. atw? then
Editorial Board: Bucky Harward, Mac Norwood, Henry MoH. Bill Seeman. we been told that life is fairI
Associate Editor: Lxjuis uams. nice after alL "Look at it this way,'
Columnists: iisie Lyon. . . . . . onr counselor
T . T5 ..,.. -Ir.,nn T innmntt Kiha,d A rt IPT KlIIV rPATEtm. iH- DI I A
XfcAr4-rt: "-rVr " ' ' ' J "We lose the South
CIUUUUI - I I I IK t.
Vnra PnmvRq- Tinh Hole. Paul Komisarnk. Ernie Frankel. I - Carolina srame and
Rcoanss: Larry Dale, Billy Webb, Ed Lashman, Jimmy Wallace, George wonjer wliat the dickens well do when
jjtammier,' sara oneppara, joiton i,uwxu.
Photogxafhis: Hugh Morton.
Assistant Photographers: Tyler Nourse, Carl Bishopric.
S poets Editor: Harry Hollingsworth.
Night Sposts Editor: Horace Carter.
qmm?t Rnwrrraq! Rm Rnvder. Bill Woestendiek. Mark Garner.
Adtistising Staff: Bill Stanback, Jack Dube, Ditzi Buice, Jimmy Norris,
Marvin Rosen, Dan Bagley, Bob Bettmann.
Ass't. CmcuiATiON Manager: Joe Felmet.
Circulation Staff: Jules Varady, Larry Goldrich.
CDi?aaw(DirdI "IPmiEElle
For This lttxu:
News: PAUL KOMISARUK
"Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life as
though it were thy last." Antoninus.
A Collegiate USO
A Colleeiate USO, one of the first in the country, has been or
ganized on the Carolina campus. But before it can function prop
erly Carolina students will have to do an about face. We've had
...
soldiers here for the past three weeK-enas, dui
treated them about like we would a Duke
that Duke team starts playing around
with our lads but think what's hap
pening to . the Russians in the same
interval." Whereupon, we crept back
into our hole, bummed a cigarette, and
chewed our new manicure to the quick.
We aren't talking yet, on account of
nothing's happened, but they say as
how the GDI's (translated Good Deal
Sports: MARK GARNER Independent or not, depending upon
your lueas concerning proianityj are
coming into their own.
ACXOSS
1 F&rtlcU
i ail sui tier
: Horrify
19 Units et vox
14 -Solitary
13 Minor efnecr
1 Girl's Buse
17 Toward top
1 Prtd pit Uoa
50 Raw material
32 Near
23 Weight carried
37 Each and ail
2t Kind of cam
to MUw Valet
31 Grass used as
fodder
S3 Scotch xtrer
33 Roman road
34 The (Spanish)
35 State of disorder
38 Rotating parts
41 (Thou) wero
41 Aerators
44 India's (poetic)
45 First note of seals
47 Kingdom near -
Assyria
43 Sea bird
60 Church bench
51 Diving bird
S3 Vegetables
66 Brother of Hoses
67 Stinging
69 Note of Guide's
scale
60 Western Indian
C3 Is situated
63 Concerning
64 Domestic itrntJ
68 Adult Insect
Ey LASS 1022X3
AXrWEX TO
rtxnocs TVZZXM
ITjgjAjgl MAfi
t ThorocghZars
bor.
The Lioa
10 "Vertical railroads
11 Japanese iceasar
13 Those who look
fiercely
13 Minor wood fotf
13 Consumed
31 Quoted
3 Ballad . :
35 Before
35 Stainer
3s Turn inside out
31 That man
35 VffihiirmtfrtiB
saints
3S Unalloyed substance
37 East Iadlaa
- weight
33 Possess
40 Long distance
runner
43 Airing derics
43 Serums
44 Neglect to restrain
45 Be worthy of
48 Exclamation of
89-;
f
63 Supply parement
71 Is wrong
73 Second cutting of
hay -73
Part of plank
DOWN
1 Astringent drug
3 Based on current
events
5 Upon
4 Be worthy of
6 Early Christian
Periods of firs
years
7 Hebrew letter
ltle In Freemasonry
(abbr.)
50 Fondle
61 Measure
53 Ancient Troy
54 Obserre
55 Door fastenings
68 Consider
61 Norse goddess of
peace
65 Metric measure
67 Month (abbrj
68 Disgusted
exclamation
7S On stroke of
The movie-billboards should do
some re-reading. We noticed on an
expedition through the main drag,
that scenes in "A Yank in the RAF"
were actually filmed over England,
France, Tyrone Power, and Betty
Grable. Giving the stars the once
over no doubt.
cnMWa Tier for the uast three week-ends, but
1JU lUUtt we've treated them about like we WOUld a Duke J The backhanded backbones of Sound
lAKl football nlaver after he scored a winning touch- and Fury, as Grotz, White, and Royal
down against us. Our coeds have ignored them, some have even f .Pleased to term themselves, are.
refused to dance with them. Even the boys who at the moment
have one foot in Ft. Bragg have not shown the courtesy to speak.
kicks, application blanks, shoulder
Thincrs in creneral have been pretty bad. shakes, and lines about "If This Be
v , , . AtT.m Love", from the Feb-
The Umversity is cooperatmg. soldiers are aamuiu w xuut- ruary production
ball games for 50 cents. They are allowed to take showers in -the AND FURY "Bagdad Daddy."
crvm free of charge. First aid is given at the infirmary. Graham "Beg dat daddy to bring you to see it,'
Ttfpmnrial will provide entertainment in the future. Where does says Royal !n Ms genial manner re"
. o served usually for pocket-picking or
ine aroima stuaent come 111 1 cigarette bumming.
Via PnllporinA TTRO is not. to make Carolina stu- O
rr- r - Time on and aU the fems
dents devote their weeK-nas to entertammg somiers. us pur- ,ads are bugy . around That
pose is to ask the students to show all possible courtesy without cunningiy clever George Grotz wants
going to a great deal of trouble. Fraternities and dormitories can to know if you've heard about the Ful
let soldiers use all vacant beds Each house or dormitory should ler Rush man who came in last night
appoint an USO manager to check each week and find out how and found o stray and miscellaneous
, jxjt-j iU freshman hands still m his pockets
many soldiers can be accommodated. On Friday afternoon the and him a vegetarian tooI
manager should report same to USO Center in Horace Williams o
Lounge of Graham Memorial. Students should develop practice
of inviting soldiers to "go around" with them, to their dorms,
frats, and about town. The dance committee and dance organiza-
l a 3 4 5 17 p p lio in 112, 13
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r 1 1 11 hi 11 1 up! 1 1
MLy Say
By Elsie Lyon-
plrtr. y Vattel Fester SradkatCk be.
In Dubious Battle
By Jack Dube
It happened on Franklin St., at the
"going-to-Durham?" traffic light. The
kid was a freshman and he had been
There was a terrific razor fight in
CarrbOro the other day. It ended i
game of chance between two ebony-
hued warriors. One took a tremendous
swipe at the other who shouted in re
lieved glee, "Hah! You missed me
; tirelessly waving his thick digit in the lievea glee' IOU missea me
tions should strive to accommodate as many soldiers as possible. direction of Durham for half an hour by!" His aggressor replied calmly,
TT-io r?orliTiQ Pvorl rlrtoa nnf VinT70 tr Hotp trip ?nldipr?. hilt, when i i i 1 -r..i n i "7nfsn wait, till -en' shaVo vn' IipskI "
jlu. v ox ljuc vrvv. uvv. .w l.. w Mw 1 - -. 1 wnen uus Dig long sieeK jcjuicK puiiea i " j - - -
the boys in khaki break at dances or speak they should act friend- up at the light, headed the wrong way. Who Cares Dept. Both Wild Bill See
ly toward them. cofd? 0ut of the window man and Hank Mo11 have petitioned
leaned Joe Collesre for sound-proof woodwork between
Another group Of soldiers will be here this week-end. Think HHMUm himself and inquired their adjoining offices . . . Sara Shep
of the position they are in, and do what you can to help. Being of the weary freshman, "Say bud, ard fixing up her dates with later ones
courteous will mean a great deal to you and the University. And wnere yu hlde tne women's cam- because of past indiscretions
don't forget you're a part of the country these boys will prob
ably have to fight for.
. some-
pus around here?" thing about cake and eat it. We now
The freshman pointed down Hillsboro own a very singular animal, Waglio
and answered, "'Bout half a block, on (pronounced Walyo) shakes hands
the left." Then as though from a with its left hind foot ... the height
flash of inspiration, he asked, "What of something, Lois Ann Markwardt
university you want?" f telling a hair-raising story to a bald-
"Why, Duke, of course," was the headed man . . . Chapel Hill can easily
worldly reply from the classy lad. boast of having the most personal
The freshman laughed, even snick- telephone operator in the country (she
We feel so sorry for the girls at
o There Isn't Any Room For Lazy Students Here
"Without education I do not see much hope for liberty, equality, fro
ternity.n President Coffey, October 2, 1941.
"T i-F-. oi-n a4- rn nn no nol.nl anA txta nntl r4- . miitVi 1 "VY"! fTOf I
r r. r. .r : r - r .-r; r,; ered' and w in a suPerior tone "Tum taikS back).
1001 ourselves into tninjung mat it can. oo saiu x-resiueiii ouxxcjr around, I'll take you there."
in his opening Convocation address to the students yesterday as O
he proceeded to outline the changes in University policy which Somebody brought a badly scared the Round Robin trying so hard to
will be necessary because of our defense program. baby chipmunk into an eleven o'clock look smooth in their Sunday.go.to-
w ..... a. xt ST IZZr. "ayJ meetin' outfits with the temperature
vve nave loanea some toi our staii memuers to ine iniiuimi accmcu t. 4" w wnat jng swipeis at the 90 degree mark.
itesearcn councu, we nave estaDiisnea special engineering, science ::"".; w
j ii,T - Tr, lltUe devi1 seemed quite averse to
m , .: . t... .!.. x. handling and his sharp baby teeth de
i. iaie, aean oi tne uonege oi science, ljiieraiure anu me Arts, fiej attempts to control him.
iu xjuiiuuii nii year, rt.ii uiese luaiis anu Liips nave uccu mauc xie was leic sniveling in a corner
necessary by the defense program our role in defense. Pf tne room until a modern St. Francis
J walked fearlessly over to it, scooped it
With these increasing sacrifices to defense, we might tear that up, and tickled its chin. - Thereupon
the University will be severely handicapped by loss of faculty the chippy curled comfortably up and
members. About this President Coffey said: "By a process of ssfuiiy slept through the class in
PATPfnl inrlonntr wp arP flrrivino- at a Tinlirv at. MinnPsnta t.hft ea- "OT
canin ittVi i iV i c 4-Vi n 4-- ttt nVi nlrl mnvi4- -- - ci 4-r --P 4-Vi - Tfrtnrvn.
mental agencies for the loan of our staff members, but only inso- Of nW IVleXlCO
far as their release does not seriously jeopardize the instructional f Plans 4 Hot TittlC
anu researcn program oi tne university, oecause mis euucaiionai
program too, as I see it, is a vital part of the defense effort."
In Retrospect: Charlie Nelson's classic
remark at the end of last year's vot
ing, for cheer-leader, "There is never
anything sure about an election," he
said simply. ... :
Rushing is good for a lot of laughs
the freshman who came over to our
house and, trying to appear intelli
gent, remarked that all the pictures
seemed to have the touch of the same
master. "Yes," replied one of the boys,
"Van Gogh did them all." "Oh," quer
ied the f rosh, "Is he in the house,
too!". . . There were two hermits (psy
chology majors) living in the library.
A fox passed by their cubby-hole. Two
years later one said, "Wolf." Three
years later the other said, "Fox." I- ive
years later the first one said, "If yon
don't stop this bickering, I'll leave."
O
In Conclusion: We report that the
affair between Hormone V. Whip-
peroo, and Limewater Goo has enrag
ed both, roommate Percy Bah and the
"Delts." It seems as if Limewater has
been throwing Percy's nickels away
until the whole dime was gone.
Ten more weeks till Christmas va
cation. ,
Chalk down another coincidence to
Phillips RusselL His creative writing
class, out under the trees yesterday,
was reading and discussing a paper
on Samuel Selden. Surprised were
they to look up and see their hero of
the moment strolling by ... .
O
Even the sororities are doing their
bit for national defense .... Lined up
before the Chi Omega house Saturday
night were eight (8) army trucks . . .
We regret to say, however, that the Chi
Omegas were not being properly hos
pitable for the soldiers were walking
the streets of Chapel Hill in the com
pany of more soldiers.
O
The cute little coed looks like a psy
chopathic case, while the glamour boy
has appearance of an ex-convict ....
We're talking about identification card
pictures, which have been relieving the
monotony of life here at Carolina.
Loud guffaws in the Book Ex any
morning indicate that another student
has seen himself as the surrealist pho
tographer saw him. After examining
a number of these artistic portraits,
one comes to the conclusion that Caro
lina closely resembles the Bronx zoo
in New York.
The young lady who hands out these
works of art, has her troubles. She
squints two or three times, examines
the hopeful student carefully, and fi
nally discoveres a slight resemblance.
Existing only for purposes of identi
fication, it is not necessary that these
pictures resemble their owners in any
detail.
This year's models differ from' last
year's. Apparently last year the ob
ject was to have as much face and as
little background as possible, while this
year, one has to look twice to see a face.
We would like to suggest the inclu
sion of additional props. A group of
vertical bars, which the student would
grip with both fists, push his face out
between, and grin toothily, would make
the pictures more realistic. Stripped
and spotted drapes would also carry out
more effectively the idea of a prison
or zoo.
O
Study in perplexity the ter
rified group of undergraduates in Pro
fessor Taylor's Milton class huddled
together for mutual protection from
the fearful graduate students.
Looks of absolute, unadulterated
amazement come over their faces as
the graduates carry on their philo
sophic conversations, or ask an obscure
question of Professor Taylor.
Carolina Dames Meet
Tomorrow Night
The Carolina Dames will hold their
first meeting of the year Wednesday
evening, October 8, at 8 o'clock at the
Carolina Inn. The organization is for
wives of students registered in
department of the University of North
Carolina and for wives of ranHidtpa
for degrees at the Universitv. The
meeting will be a social one for get
ting acquainted and all those eligible
are. urged to attend. ,
Patronize Tar Heel Advertisers
Are we, as students, doing our part merely by getting an educa
tion? The answer is no. We must study with an objective in view
to do our part in. this defense effort and in the future recon-
ALBUQUERQUE, N. M. There
I still will be a "hot time in the old
town" the night of Oct. 17 as uual;
but it won't be as expensive to the
University of New Mexico as usual.
This vear. for the first time. t.h
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siruciion program mat must eventually come, we nave no piace University asserted that a planned
for lazy students here. Our time is too short and our facilities too fireworks display will replace the tra
valuable. Iditional school "homecoming bonfire"
which, in the past, has been fueled
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isut, ii we ao our part, eaucation win De responsiDie ana reaay chiefly with pieces of property-
for peace and progress in the near future. The Minnesota Daily, fences, porch chairs and the like
I that the University had to make good
to irate owners.
"We hope to keep the spirit up to
"The number of high school teachers who come to us each sum- destruction of nrivate ronprtv. Sfl:,
mer, eager to take graduate work in journalism because they find Tom Popejoy, comptroller. "It will
themselves poorly prepared for responsibilities which have been only cost $100 to buy the fireworks,
thrust upon them by their school administrators, leads me to be- "d that amount is far less than the
lieve that we have here a very weak link in our teacher-training normal outlay for repayment for arti
program." Kenneth E. Olsen, dean of Medill school of journalism, JJ
Northwestern, sees a need for sounder training of high school Last year two boys suffered broken
journalism teachers. ankles in wood-gathering forays.
o In Passing
Playmakers Give
Green's Play
Here Thursday
An additional attraction to the regu
lar features offered with the season
ticket, will be presented by the Carolina
Playmakers Thursday night at 8:30
when the Repertory Touring Company
will produce "The House of Connelly"
in Memorial hall.
This production will be a one-night
stop on the tour of the Playmakers
Tour Company, and will be offered to
holders of season tickets at no extra
price, John W. Parker, business man
ager of the Playmakers, announced
yesterday. "The House of Connelly,
as presented by the Repertory Com
pany, is a professional performance by
former Playmaker actors who are tak
ing the production on a three months
tour of New England and the Middle
West.
Sylvia Knowles of Chestnut Hill,
Pa., sister of Hope Knowles, is quite
tennis player, too, despite the fact
ten-inch braids are sometimes in the
way of her racquet.
USO DRIVE
(Continued from first page)
but Fish Worley, director, promised
a full schedule.
(6) Churches of Chapel Hill will or
ganize to welcome men in uniform to
the homes of the members and into
the social rooms of the buildings
C. A. Murphy, USO regional repre
sentative, will assist the local com
mittee in all matters between the Uni
versity and the camps. The Dance
committee has indicated that soldiers
wil be admitted free of charge to all
dances, while the student entertain
ment committee promises arrange
ments to open up programs for mem
bers of the armed forces.
Other plans were in the planning
process late yesterday, but leaders inl
the movement promised complete
working unity" in time for the com
ing week-end.
PICK THEATRE
NOW PLAYING
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opening ofits college of literature,
scienceand the arts fv.nu ik
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