SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 1911
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The cfflcial newspaper of the Carolina Publications Union of the University
ef North Carc at Chapel JIUI, where it is printed daily except Mondays,
and the Thanksgiving, Christmas and Spring Holidays. Entered as second
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ORVILLE CAMPBELL
SYLVAN MEYER
WILLIAM SCHWARTZ
HENRY ZAYTOUN
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Acting CtrctZUion Manager
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For This Issue:
Sports; HORACE CARTER
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'Burke Wade' Was Scared,.
Now He's Taking a Holiday
On Other Campuses From
Coast To Coast
An Answer CameYou Decide!
(Editor's Note: In fairness to George Hayes and the Interdormitory
Council, we print here his letter in answer to the Tar Heel's charges that the
Council has not been doing its job.)
To The Editor:
The Interdormitory Council sincerely appreciates the nice pat
on the back the Tar Heel has recently given us, that we are such
sound sleepers we have slept through the disturbances which have
seemed to haunt the campus. The Council will put provisions in its
budget immediately to buy alarm clocks, and with the money
left over maybe a bloodhound or two to serve as monitors.
There is need for improvement but the Tar Heel seems to over
look the few things we are trying to do. We would at least like
to receive a little recognition for our attempts. The first week of
school found Tommy Sparrow and his committee working on a
new constitution for the Interdormitory Council. I would like to
praise this committee's work. At the first meeting of the entire
council, this constitution was adopted unanimously. It provided
for several new. policies regarding better dormitory life, and, as
in everything else, it takes time to develop. Several of the dormi
tories have been slow pettinc started rinp tn vannna rptuzmnx hnt. Kara evidently has a softening ef-
several have been progressing 'at a very efficient rate. These dor-Kf upon commonIy staid brains
mitories .were evidently overlooked by the Tar. Heel. , SXS"
We realize we aren't experts in student government procedure, in the Tar Heel with an amazing tale
but we are learning and trying to do our best. Nobody praises the entitled "J- Pluvius Reigns", was not
individual dormitory councilman for his service to the Univereity f T
by helping to build up dormitory morale and spirit. It is true that proboscis: "Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle,
many disturbances have come up ; but the entire council has dis- glop, poor little pledges hop . '. . but not
CUSSed the issues, and Slowly but surely, each problem is being met. smart Southern California pledges who
t vrrmiA i:i . . - , , . hop from puddle to puddle in their
I would like to congratulate and thank each man for the coop- seven-league-boots during the tearful
eration he has given me so far. The councilmen have begun to ac- session of Col. Pluvius this week, as
cept their jobs in a conscientious manner, and I donft anDreciate they whiP from exam to exam." j
the fact that a bunch of "know-it-alls" r.rifii triPm Tht Pmmr.il Duke humor comes to the forefront
is a new one and not perfect by any means, but if it is treated ?j!r M,pn
i a . , . . . , l?our Dukats dressed themselves as
like a dog before it gets into second gear, the members might as ghosts and floated noisily into the East
Well join the foreign legion. campus dope shop. When their order
Each dormitory councilman has a definite responsibility and it f wa" rea?y' Ji? d
. , , j . . j .. to the counter and made off with them
is up to each student to cooperate with his dormitory officers in naming "Hallowe'en." Apparent
order to make dormitories a happy home for all. We appreciate the boys were under the impression that
helpful suggestions, not a knife in our backs. ghosts are exempt from paying for
I speak for every councilman in saying that we don't appreciate ea?J?y Puf chases- '
the recent Tar Heel editorials, but we will overlook such, and con- ,f Fl
tinue.tO try to do the best we can. back the root beers saying they didn't
If we don't try at all, then you will be iustified in askino- want them anyway.
to wake up.
George Hayes.
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rresident, The Interdormitory Council last week. With the determination of
a Margaret Fuller, they enserfed the
A Change That Would Mean Something
There was a time when a handf ul of BMOC's ran student gov
ernment on this campus and bragged about it. A handful are still
doing all the work, but they aren't bragging about it now.
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By Harley Moore
It doesn't matter what his name was,
but he had been a typical student. A
fellow just like your roommate, like
the guy who sits next to you in math,
like your drinking buddy And last
week he was asked to leave school.
Burke Wade, (that's what well call
him) was flunking his course He felt
uncdmfortable in class, so uncomfor
table that more and more he began
to cut it. Then he cot in too deeD.
He saw his adviser and said he
guessed that he'd better drop the course.
But his adviser informed him that if
Burke were to drop this particular
course it would mean that he would
flunk out of schooL So Burke was
scared. . l
He was desperate enough to con
ceive a flimsy, dishonest plot to clear
up his record. He remembered that
he could get an excuse for one day he
had spent at the infirmary. He got
the excuse from Central Records, and
changed it to add the dates of two
quizzes he had missed.
Breathing far more easily, and
pleased at his plan," Burke presented
this doctored excuse to the professor,
who became suspicious of the added
dates and checked up. - .'"j
The Honor Council expelled Burke
Wade only a week ago.
By
Billy Webb
Compel
By The Staff
Sadie Hawkins day is here and the
festivities will continue from morn
till night. Be of good cheer ye who
haven't seen your date yet . . . he's
bound to be either nice looking or a
gentleman and in eith
er case youH be happy.
Fish Worley doesn't
know the service he's performed for the
campus because this is one party that
the fraternity boys won't be able to
say,s "Is this a formal affair or can I
wear my own clothes". . . .
ITS
HERE
Male Bruins at UCLA were forced
under the domination of 4500 coeds
male students on the campus for one
week, claiming that men govern the
campus every other week in the year.
The gals humbled their "inferiors" into
using the back entrance of the library,
the mam entrance being guarded by
or during previous .years, when student government leaders a.soUd.phaianxe of coeds.-
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could stick all ten fingers in several times that many pies, it be
came a hard and fast custom for these few leaders to sit in on
every committee even "remotely connected with their office. But
now, when Carolina student government seems ahout fr
off its lethargy for the first time in years, BMOC's are finding
that their original offices demand all their time and, energy.
Surplus committees are proving a dead weicht.
Student body president Truman Hobbs, for instance, will have
served on over 60 committees before the year is gone all this in
addition to presiding over a Student Council that
is meetmg three or four nights a week. W. T.
But one trousered individual revolted
under the wormwood and the gall being
See COAST TO COAST, page 4
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ALL FOR
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FRUIT
DISH
One of our more intellectual fellow
students decided he wanted to move
from his dorm to a boarding house so
he picked up his Daily Tar Heel and
observed an ad that offered good food
and a fine room for reasonable price.
He ran right over to the rooming house
and found that there was a long line
waiting to , see the land-lady. Thev
must all be here in answer to the ad,
he thought. For an hour he waited in
line and finally came his turn to go in
and address the land
lady. He walked in and
the land-lady said, "Do
you want a room?" Our friend had
waited in line for an iiour and she asks
him does he want a room. Getting up
all the sarcasm he could muster he
replied, "NO I WANT TO DISGUISE
MYSELF AS A BANANA AND
SLEEP IN THE FRUIT. DISH."
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The weather has been jumping
around from cold, to hot so much
lately that the merchants don't say
their regular prayers before retir
ing. Now they kneel down and say
DEAR GOD THE MELANCHOLY
DAYS HAVE COME, THE SAD
DEST IN OUR ANNALS, ITS FAR
TOO COLD FOR BVD's, AND FAR
TOO HOT FOR FLANNELS.
All Day Fish Worley invites all
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Martin, vice president of the student body, has "7.'? Z ?S S.:2r
to work h some 25 committees besides -serv- 3:00 Sadie Hawkins Day game
ing on the council and developing the perennial problem child, event. Emerson stadium.
the freshman honor council. Mary Caldwell, Woman's Association 5 :00 Gingham Gallop, girl-break
president, is running between meetings of 25 committees while she dance' in Graham Memorial,
tries to keep the new coed government setup on its feet. TinCaT86 HaWkinS
Sure it's absurd. And all three leaders admit it. Thev ar.knnwl- an'
fh Jtw hrZftrJtU'ent r?1 lead?S mUSt "ealize t0 ior and classes Pb students who want to work but have
that they must begin immediately to concentrate on the offices had no chance to do so.
flC ,1 ' ' , ' " Unless the biS shots disengage their fingers from committee
tff Werf ?f a committee work pies and go at their jobs with both hands, they'll find student
?t! T Tder f1- Sme f thG government at the enSof the year just as inefficient as when they
committee jobs they might also give to the presidents of .the jun- look it over. , -
We were riding on a bus some days
ago and found ourselves sitting right
See KEYBOARD, page A
Mac Hayes was a Med Student. A
friend of his thought he saw him cheat
ing on a test and warned him.
Mac, however, was too smart for 'em.
He had constructed his notes so that
they could be slipped into the exam
and substituted for the exam pages
All he had to do was to erase the page
number of his own notes and slide them
into the exam paper. Simple.
Only, they checked up on his exam.
found that those certain pages were
missing from Mac's notes, and con
fronted him with the evidence.
Recently the Honor Council unheld
the -decision of the Summer Council
that expelled Mac Hayes,
Glenn Woodruff was a freshman.
Like many freshmen he was quite en
thralled about being away from home
and the freedom.it offered him. So
he went to Durham quite a lot, drank
plenty, became stewed too often. He
hadn't as yet created any disorderly
disturbance, but the possibility was so
great that the Council thought it wise
to advise Glenn to slow up a bit. Glenn
was a swell guy and he took it okay. He
has toned down plenty, and thus has
perhaps avoided any unpleasant con
tacts with the Council.
But the advice came too late to
do Jim Williamson any good. Feeling
high one night last year, he staggered
into one of the girls' dorms and calmly
whipped upstairs. All pleadings to
get out were of no avail. Jim was
gonna stay put upstairs.
It wasn't much later that Jim left
Carolina. ''.
These and many other similar cases
have passed thru the jurisdiction of the
Carolina Honor Council. Few people
have ever learned of them. For nurelv
altruistic reasons, the members of the
Council have always worked cruietlv.
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nave always protected what nride the
offenders might have, have never bally-
hooea their cases or caused nublic em.
Darassment.
Thus the Honor Council is the most
basic and the least glory-getting of all
Carolina organizations. It comes clos
est to the life of the student but "at
the same time is the least publicized.
But this working in the backeround
has had an effect not altogether the
wisest. For in so avoiding -rmhi.Mtir
the council, its job, its mechanisms,
many of the types of cases it tries,
these essentials have remained an un
known quantity to the student, particu
larly to the new student.
, Andso-this series of articles will
attempt by showing actual examples
of cases tried by the council, not to
scare people into an attitude of "better
-be-good-or-the-Honor-Council-will-get
-you," but rather to point out some of
the varied types of cases with which the
Council must deal
JleiteM.
To The Editor:
You may add another to the long
list ; of outstanding achievements of
M. Henry-Haye: he is responsible for
my writing for the first time to a news
paper!
When the first notice came in the
Tar Heel that the distinguished am
bassador from Vichy was scheduled
to speak here, I could not help remark
ing that the date chosen for his ap
pearance was not untactful. To those
of U3 who remember the ceremonies
with which the 1918 Armistice has been
celebrated in the past, it is a little
saddening that this year the outstand
ing event on the 11th of November will
be a speech by a representative of a
government which is French only in
name. I can understand that the IRC
is anxious to have the position of Vichv
explained to the students of the Uni
versity I am, in fact, very curious to
have it explained to me. I do think,
though, that any other date would have
been more appropriate.
This is not the. only objection that
I wish to express here, however. Sine
that first notice, several articles have
appeared in the Tar Heel about M,
Henry-Haye; articles driDDinir with
admiration for his career. These ar
ticles are obviously based upon infor
mation given by the "French" Embassv
and therefore not to be taken at their
face value by the students of the Uni
versity. I would urge them to remem
ber that Henry-Haye is first and fore
most a successful politician; that he
represents not the true France but a
puppet government and that whatever
he says, therefore, has to be in line
with the orders handed down by the
Wilhelmstrasse.
May I close with the wish that the
IRC, true to its tradition of present
ing both sides, will soon favor us with
a speech by a representative of the true
France, that of General de Gaulle, and
that he or she will also have the honor
of being presented by His Excellency
the Governor of North Carolina.
Sincerely yours,
Jacques Hardre,
Ex-Sergeant, French Army,
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