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n ff3 313 II I f I JPL I I i VOLUME L ALL GOOD GERMANS READ OUR GOOD NEWS Business : t$7; Circulation: 9 8 $4 CHAPEL HILL, N. C, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 1942 O EditorUl: 4SM; Km: 4SS1; Kisht: S0 Genraami Forces Crash C NUMBER 131 htzkrwg Army Ass . y ieiraf .Force Holds Out In Battle Park ADOLF HITLER, who vested,, fZ- ' ...X, conquered the hinterland strong- I '- ' '.. . , ' - " hold of -democratic mania. Chanel y ' I f, til- :x I- i ifjTi i - vw I Is. V, s s s 1 sJC -BSi T-r ' 1 ss s s" If f X ? , VJ. SsN ss', . . sss'i ' X'ssSs- I x . -wis st 'list v c 4 - msi I . LS . ss s . V "1 t- ' 5 ' s sVf f v 2,'' ' ? T I .t " VX ,V o & s1 "jff ? : BinaMMHKr.- ' mi "'I'll nin i aap3C".. ,...,v....... ....... .................. ....v.v.... A:.,yv.v.v.:.:.:Av..A.rv.:..vA:, , w,y -va:.-.w.--v-:-:..vvVa-. ..-. i tl r- 'VI it - V?? ' I s-i , -WW- - 1 ' s ' ' - S331 '"sll 1 f - sv ' CE s ' Ttl 11 & I s s A- s- ss S Li..WrmMMnim..,i.-,li, 1 'siAil . mplete G o 5 Wisebram Named! Enemy Leader By Louis Harris rm ine latest communique from the temporary Army headquarters at 101 Hill hall yesterday said that all but a small force of the enemy had been completely conquered by 10:30 last night. The remnants of the Carolina Volunteer Training Corps plus a few ill-equipped students continued to hold out in the forest about a half mile east of the campus. Only sporadic firing was heard on this front, and it is computed that there can be no more than fifty or a hundred of the enemy still in action. Little has been seen of these remain ing forces, and there can be no con centration of power, the communique stated. Wisebram Leader Reports gathered by our spies have been identified by Louis Harris, one of the few students to realize his ob ligation to society and cooperate with the German advance. Harris identi fied the leader of the marauding bands as Henry Wisebram, former CVTC tyrant, tool of the Jewish im perialists. The ebb and flow of staccato gun fire on the fringe of the German em battlements indicates guerilla war fare is the main plan of the small enemy action. Army off icials hinted, however, that there may still be heavy resistance and warned that treachery should be expected. German agents have intercepted printed sheet by which the small uni ty of the enemy keep in contact, dis tribute orders, and encourage one an other. Former Daily Tar Heel editor Orville Campbell is managing the journal. Agents reported that certain See ENEMY FORCES, page U Superior Diet To Be Maintained For Duration General Rudolf von Terpitz, supreme commander of the German food admin istration, prescribed the new diet that all residents will be forced to main tain for the duration of the National Socialist domination of the territory. Von Terpitz said that all violators would be dealt with severely with the maximum a complete denial of all food rationing cards, which is in effect com plete starvation. : Sauerkraut and pig knuckles will replace the staple articles in the pres ent diet and only ersatz pigs will be used to supply the meat for this, all other pigs remaining at the front with the German -Sec SUPERIOR DIET, page 3 HIS MOST HIGH EXALTED, Ma jestic, Unconquerable, Unexcelled, Courageous, Knight of the Garter, Keeper of the Keys, Guardian of the Sanctuary, of the Millenium, Reichfuehrer and General Manager ADOLF HITLER, who yesterday conquered the hinterland strong hold of democratic mania. Chapel Hill. J oins Reich Management The last stronghold of decadent America has fallen. Early yesterday afternoon triumphant trooDs of the Third Reich followed their Glorious Fuehrer magnificently down the &auerea main street of this small village. Thousands of splendid men of the New Order, fresh from vic- Ttories over weaV enemv rpsiqf- j dmTinQHD lance 12 miles to the north, .1 JLJ.I&VJL XVCIXLO Submit Women - - To Torture Flabberlipz Tells Horrors To His Regiment ADMINISTRATION CENTER of the former ruthless democratic regime, picturesquely named South Building, shown after being struck and destroyed by high-powered German demolition bombs. Squadron after squadron of the Luftwaffe raided Chapel Hill during the battle yesterday. Masaryk Mortally Shot By Loyal German Guard Hero Kills Traitor To Benefit Society By Strudel Gofildofisch Jan Masaryk, stinking Czech street Bands Parade in Reich After Von Schol Says . I I s- . armies. Fapernanger cleaner and insane Dodger fan. was 1mvi.ma Cj. ' D w i m m m m m m m m m . -m m m m ri m mm rm m - mm ight as he began "5,i cuic Plan to Continue Quad Renovations BERLIN, March 31 Revelry spread shot to death last night as he began his IRC address in Memorial hall Identity of the assassin was not through the Reich tonight with the immediately estaonsnea, Dut many speed of a Balkan blitzkrieg with the spectators reported tnat tney saw a announcement from third minister Gur heroic disciDle of the New Order, who I mpnf Vnn clmi v,4. t, j : - ----- i " luoi tuc iiivaaiuu iu. Chief officer of the newly formed naa oeen placed on guard outside tne Chapel Hill was victoriously completed. -vauucua ttewuuus wmiuici , -"6, v- iNews oi tne peace pact signing was varunna students, uoistunK von xieix- xxum ma muster, moisten me received by short wave radios in Berlin netz, announced today tnat upper signt, suck it in masaryK s ngnt ear, at 10:25 this afternoon and immediate- uaarangie renovations would con- ana pun me trigger, apparently send- ny announced to the thronging thous tinue until the five buildings were "fit ing the bullet through Masaryk's head ands who had been waiting for hours xur use. auu auegeuiy juiiiug mm. in the VVellemstrasse, Following their completion they will Shapiro the Hero Bands struck up German victorv given deck to tne dispossessed stu- entire situation was cleared last marches while the joy intoxicated peo- "-m,o aujce me iiaym iuc nwiuu mgui, wiicji nic giunuus - g uaru, i pie danced and heiled until late in the Kind Germany Aids Needy Karl Suntheimer Recovers in Utah Nazi Germany treats everybody, in cluding the conquered millions in Eur ope and America, with great and ex treme kindness by caring for the sick, the weak and the homeless. Even those who have spoken out against Germany are adequately cared for. When Herr Karl Suntheimer mut tered to a friend that Herr Reichfue hrer Adolph Hitler actually has wavy stormed their way up this pre cipitous hill and poured in to take possession in the name of Germany and the Leader. In Victory Exercises in the renam ed Reichstag Stadium this morning, Der Fuehrer will officially designate Louis Harris as Commandant of this area. Harris, who for the past four years has acted in the canacitv of swrAt 'Americans have committed more agent for the Gestapo and head or- outrageous atrocities in this war than ganizer of internal dissension. h any other nation," charged Yard Mar- been termed the Quisling of Chanel shal Herring von Flabberlipz in a vie- Hill. Active duties for this personi tory address to the outstanding 72nd fixation of the New Youth and his regiment after the successful con- assistant, Hunt Hobbs. begin tomor- quest of the enemy stronghold, Chap- row. el Hill, yesterday afternoon. The Third Reich, according to it Speaking from a second story win-1 principles of freedom, will conduct a dow of No. 1 Dormitory to the plebescite tomorrow morning between throngs of cheering soldiers" in the! the hours of 6 o'elot-k nnH fi-ni T?oi quadrangle, Marshal von FlabberliDZ lots will be printed in the rlsQsi easily demonstrated that the gallant tongue of German. Only pure Aryans Lrerman soldiers had successfully put- will vote. A "ves" vote denote th sued their moral obligations to world citizen's approval of rule bv the con- society by cleaning out this last re- querors. "YA" MEANS YES IN maining, henious nest of democrats. GERMAN. "The constant atrocities committed Vastly superior German forces by these American dogs were a men- swung the tide of the battle. Thous- ace to the world," he said. "It is com mon knowledge that none of their womenkind could consider themselves safe before our merciful conquest. There, across the street, you see the grounds laid out for the scene of these atrocities by the authorities of the community," the Marshal further stated. ands of weakling America troops were massacred in a fashion which they richly deserved. 6,939 enemy air planes were destroyed before they left the ground. On different sectors of the Eastern Front the enemv broke after his unsuccessful attacks. General Field Marshal Walther von Brauchitsch had yesterday completed Mangled Feet Jthe western engagements by captur- Amnle evidence has heen r,iA ing Winnemucca. Nevada. lend min that the lower classes were forced to sector, after brief raids. walk on dirt paths, filled with atroci- 0ur colleagues in the Far East, the ous pebbles and other debris. Manu- LittIe Yuseful Braves, completed de scripts reveal that at least one n-n-Pn-r- struction of Bolshevist troona ionfai. tunate individual was compelled to e( e tropic hinterlands of Mur live in utter squalor, and that despite mansk. his constant complaint, the authori- Most'glorious announcement of the ties refused to remove the pile of ee HARRIS, page U sand and debris outside his window," " Marshal von Flabberlipz said. J x C 1Jm The Marshal further demonstrate Uie OUIUIC that the women of the community were forced into a veritable concen tration camp each night and were kept under bolt and key despite their wailings and outcries to the contrary. Groans of agony resounded constant :y from the Lower Quadrangle, and "we can not but believe that torture was the general practice in these buildings," the Marshal charged. "Reports that we have found," said the Marshal, "definitely indicate that the ruling few removed the only joy that many of these individuals found by taking away the large dance or See MASARYK, page 4 Courses Suspended at Once "not be coming this May." Plumbing conditions will be improved as originally planned but students will have swastika wallpaper and ceilings in order to harmonize with the present German color scheme. The German High Command ordered Heifnetz stated that "the High Com- today that all courses at the University raanu would demand one favor irom j be suspended immediately until new me students in return for use of their subjects have been substituted. dormitory rooms. Students will be re-1 All degenerate language courses shall quested to sleep chained to their beds j be abolished at once. Spanish, French, ou tJiai coeds will not be molested, un- .Latin, etc., are subjects lit only for der the new ruling, coeds will be al- people of low mentality and are not lowed out until 4 o'clock every morning up to the high level of the Aryans that and will not need chaperons if they will attend the University. The teach desire to visit men's buildings. ers in these departments will be placed Chief contractor. Herr Dedblatz. re- in protective custody. ported that the dorms will be ready j The lying and exaggerating courses sometime in April. of History, Economics, and Political i See BANDS PARADE, page U Science will be completely changed and the instructors also. History courses nave Deen showing the growth of that decadent, race-destroying, corruntine- tmng caned democracy. From now on. they wil concentrate upon such great periods as the Roman dictators, the period of reaction in Europe, and will center mainly upon the rise and growth of the greatest of world movements National Socialism. Courses in tne life of Der Fuehrer will also be given. .Both Political Science and Economics See NEW COURSES, page U chestras to which these people are addicted. When the poor, downtrodden nair he was not seized and disposed of. people tried to obtain iustice hv stuff . Instead he was treated with the usual ing the ballot box, severe penalties uerman Kindness and tenderness. were inflicted on the innocent vie feuntheimer 111 tims " the Marshal nointo VI VV4 WWW wv4uai6ui,it to uiovuycicu tuau WHO can aOUDTL" Marshal rrrx-n fcuntfteimer was actually an extreme FlabberEDz cnnohifaA w r r I X vxAy nu w c JX consumptive and that his exterior hides the noble and eyalterf no a very weak and fragile body. In try- have preserved the Tdignity of man T remarked that ing to help him regain his health he E fL "Tf fhe mammate "cognizes the super has been sent to beautiful and restive Z;7rn : T . mT' Strength and of the Ger l Pays Fuehrer Homage Symbolic of the mighty dignity and all-powerful masterfulness of our valorous Fuehrer, was the tri bute paid him yesterday on his ar rival on the Kapelle Huegel campus after a victorious entry into this, the latest conquest in the Fuehrer's march to dominance. Leading his faithful troops after their valiant battle with the demo crat dogs here on the outskirts of Chapel Hill, the Fuehrer rode from the main street into the campus proper. As he passed before a bronze statue of a Confederate soldier, the statue expressed its thanks with a humble salute from its musket. This seemingly supernatural feat gratified the Fuehrer immensely. He stopped for a moment before the statue and remarked that "even Verboten The following are VERBOTEN: has been sent to beautiful and restive recovery home for the ill in Utah. While there he will render his assist ance in the salt mines. Herr Ferebee Taylor, former Phi Beta Kappa student, was examined at 2 o clock yesterday morniner bv Ger many's very capable physician, Doktor U- To be in the Arboretum after Heinrick von Schnoops. and found to I o'clock at niht. be mentally deficient. This mental col-1 2. To drink anything in Harry's but lapse, suspected ior some time bv the achnaps. German High Command, was revealed 3. To leave the boundaries of Kapelle Dy i ayior when he expressed praise for HuegeL democracy. He will be sent to our new- 4. To read Hegel, Bosanquet, and Nie- ly constructed air-conditioned, sun f il- propaganda speeches and German tered home for the unbalanced shortly music. after the first shipment of super- 5. To play or listen to "s win ,c,. . .... . I strengtn Daroed wire arrives from Ger- or to read any books against Na many , tional Socialist rfiw.tr,',, , The able head of the University The following are COMPULSORY nee nirvis, page 4 1. To say "Heil Hitler when ,t ing anyone. 2. To grow a small mustache. 3. To listen to Wagner, Brahms, and not Irving Berlin. 4. To read Heel, Bosanquet, and Nie tzsche. 5. To click heels three times before getting up and going to bed, and before sitting or rising. 6. To look at Der Fuehrer's picture two hours before going to bed. By order of the German High Com mand, (signed) Field Marshal VOn TTenelriA- chend. -
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