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PAGE TWO THE DAILY TAR HEEL FRIDAY, MAY 31. 1946 I'M A TAR HEEL BORN A sheep on the Lake Hogan Dairy Farm, Chapel Hill, has given birth to triplets each year J or three consecutive years! (The proud papa being Rameses, Carolina's famous football mascot.) Submitted by Jane Hogan. (From Carolina Oddities by Carl Spencer in the Durham Morning Herald.) To the Students At the Request of the Students By Frank P. Graham In banning the May Frolics, the dance committees, student and faculty, have the support of the University community. In student initiative and acceptance of responsibility is the main assurance of student self-government. Freedom without re sponsibility undermines the moral foundations of freedom. Ir responsible freedom tends to destroy itself. Student self-government means what the words say self-government and self control; not the failure or refusal to govern themselves, not moral irresponsibility, indecency, and the betrayal of freedom by a few, but the civic and moral responsibility of all for the freedom and honor, sobriety and human decency of all. - No student body has more traditions, organizations, channels, and institutional support of responsible self-government which calls insistently for the self -development of character and lead ership, responsibility and initiative, courage and action on the part of student leaders and student citizens. The alternative to such self-government and moral responsibility of students is administrative, faculty, and trustee government and responsi bility. The students by failures in self-government tend to shift the moral responsibility to those legally responsible. Student self-government has evolved through the struggles and aspirations of generations of students and advanced most in those generations when students accepted most responsibility and took the most robust action in reporting and suspending indefinitely students guilty of cheating, stealing, and other of fenses of dishonor; in reporting and suspending for a definite period students guilty of intoxication, disorder, dissolute con duct and other offenses against decent citizenship; and also in preferring charges against any dormitory group, fraternity, or organization whatever, unworthy of a charter or status in this University. ' ; It was students who broke up the cheating ring and, without fear or favor, drove all involved without an exception from this University. It was students who drove from the community a vice gang from a nearby city. One of the students who struggled dith that gang died several years later leading another fearless charge is another forest overseas. It was students in a later generation who took responsibility with a faculty committee for the decency and tone of University dances. It was students who in an earlier generation made their 'dormitories and fra ternities places of precious friendships and loyalties, study and decent fun as part of their self-government through the re sponsibilities of freedom and self-government. It is our faith that the students themselves will hold to -account those who betray the freedom of this place. Too many worthy and seriously determined young men and women stand in a long line waiting for a room in this University to allow rooms to be wasted by irresponsible students who waste themselves and the time of their teachers and fellow students at a time when Carolina, America, and the world have need of the best that youth has to give. At such a time the students themselves will not tolerate a handful of students to trade in the time and trifle in the temple of the world's heroic dead. The students remember at this Memorial time those who purchased with their blood the freedom which an irresponsible few would betray with waste and dishonor to themselves and to the pur pose and good name of the University of North Carolina. For her high purpose and good name this generation of students, it is our faith, will carry on in freedom and responsibility, de cency and courage, work and honor. Short, Short Fiction H.R.H. Fooey E. Faucet Passes Out Gravy, Booty By Tookie Hodgson The new ruler of the Daily Tar Heel, Willy Dunkerclick, having assumed the office vacated by the deposed William Randolph Robert, lollipop fancier extraordinaire, cracked his nail-studded cat o' nine tails, and summoned me in for a confabulation. "Hodgson," he cried, donning the ermine robes indicating im perial powers, "I got a little errand I wants you to go on. There's been a helluva upset in the cam--r - - JteMebi JaUz Sd&t&b orchestra. Just think, all they asked for a measly little Scut tlebutt and look what they're getting Hot Diggety Dog! As 'io the fraternity men, we're givin' them gold leaf to gild the roofs of the frat houses, we're gonna run a special ferry from frat court to Harry's and the Arboretum, and last, but not least we're gonna subsidize the bootleggers in order to get 'em on their feet so that they can give us better service. Now how does that sound to you?" See FAUCET Page 4 Faucet, an independent, has beaten such well known men as Honest Reet Smelly, Seymour Sinkhole XIII's boy ; J unior Crisco, that paragon of liberal ity; Q. TV Jones, the friend of Mr. Budweiser; Bunk Spewer, the professional veteran; and "Thirsty Phil" Brown, the white shirt king, in the race for Presi dent of the Student Body. I want you to interview Mr. Fau cet, and get a good story for me. Begone, knave!" "Aye, aye, skipper!," I ex claimed, piping myself out of the door in the approved nautical fashion. r' It was a rainy day outside, and as a sea going vessel is the suitable mode of transporta tion for Carolina's paths dur ing wet weather, I leaped aboard my destroyer-escort, "The Petroleum V. Nashby," and after casting off the lines and raising the ensign of a full admiral, I was on my merry way. After a voyage of half an hour, stopping only to rescue several misguided unfortunates who had ventured out upon the campus without proper flotation equip ment, I docked at the wharf of the Rubba Dub Dub fraternity house, where the great and mag nanimous Mr. Faucet dwelt in regal, splendor. Upon knocking at the door and nresentiner mv tribute of old issues of "Esquire," I was usher-! eluding the colonials. Movie Manners To the Editor: Having just returned from the theater in Chapel Hill I have asked myself this question: What do they admit into the Uni versity of North Carolina? The theater, the most popular recreation in town, could be greatly improved if the movie goers would only stop to think. Do they act in such an abominable - manner because they have not experienced the proper upbring ing? I am utterly ashamed to take my wife to the movie because I am afraid that we will be seated next to one of these uncouth creatures. I know that there are many men who concur with me. They detest taking their wives or girls to the movie. For some reason there are al ways girls in the show who have to tell everybody about 'the cute boy next to her in class 'the good time I had last night,' and the 'oohs' and 'ahs' about every thing else. Then there are the Tentative Prague Program Summarized by Committee The following is a summary of the tentative program of the American Delegation to the International Student Conference at Prague, prepared by the American Preparatory Committee: The American delegation stands on the following basic prin ciples as necessary to ensure peace, security, and freedom : whole hearted support to the United f Nations, to closer US-British-USSR cooperation, strengthen ing of the UN charter to enable it to resolve conflicts and avoid being used for diplomatic manoe uvering. There can be no peace without the four freedoms, in cluding the right to a job, a de cent house, adequate nutrition, medical care, rest, recreation, without regard to race, creed, color, sex, or national origin. Self determination of all peoples, in college 'men' who boast about their 'whiskey run or some thing like that. Do they have to come to the movies to let every body know their troubles ? I wish that these people would take their whistling, yelling, and stamping elsewhere. The theatre is no place for cheap, vulgar, un couth remarks and actions. I just wish that all men could have some place to take their wives or girls that would ex clude the above mentioned peo ple. For the college children I suggest the cheap Grade C Sat urday movie where their bad manners are better suited. C. E. Padgett, Jr. Atom Bomb Topic Of THIPA Forum ed into the Great One's presence. "Your worshipful majesty," I exclaimed, "It is I, a humble peasant of your realm, who has come to interview for the Pro-Consul, Editor Dunker click, Tsar of The Daily Tar X1CC1 The delegation is particularly interested in seeing the follow ing principles implemented throughout the student world: Students must get to know and understand students of other countries by cleansing all cur ricula which encourages popular The great Fooey Faucet, after prejudices, inclusion of a course toth-tu, rmr ,WQflinnpd t1p m Dasic antnropoiogy in primary mP t.n full . hfiiolit of ninfi. and secondary schools, prohibi ten feet, six inches, and taking tion of teaching of history which his sceptre in hand, gave me this greeting. "Ah sav. Ah'm from the South. Dixie that is! Play the national anthem, boys!" Where The official newspaper of the Publications Union of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, where it U printed daily, except Monday, examinations and vacation periods. Entered as second class matter at the post office at Chapel Hill. N. C. tinder the act of March 8. 1879. Subscription price is $5.00 for the college yeaiN Complete Leased Wire Service of United Press BILL WOESTENDIEK ' Editor ROLAND GIDUZ .'. ; Managing Editor HOWARD MERRY Sports Editor BILL SELIG Business Manager CLIFFORD HEMINGWAY Circulation Manager ASSISTANT EDITORS: Fred Jacobson. Ray Conner. EDITORIAL STAFF: Dick Koral. Dick Stern. Dorothy Marshall. Gloria Gautier. Corinne OsBinsky. NIGHT EDITORS: Jack Lackey, Roland Giduz. Ray Conner oJo.Lr;111!0380,' Pene Aenchbacher. Jo Pugh. Darley Lochner. Roland Giduz. Rmi TniiW w Halsey, Elaine Patton . Posey Emerson. John Giles. Bill Rutledge. Lii Barnes, Trudy Walton, Janet Johnson, Bill Jabine NIGHT SPORTS EDITORS: Bob Goldwater. Howard" Merrv SPORTS REPORTERS : Jim Pharr. Billy CarnVichTel JinTLuttz ADVERTISING MANAGER: Winky Andrews? "SlflfS 8elie-strowd Ward- Barb"a Thoreon- ADVERTISING STAFF: Bettie Cheatham, Lois Clark Gene Heafner AdriaM. tutt ROLAND GIDUZ RAY CONNER FOR THIS ISSUE: HOWARD MERRY ........Night Editor 1 Assistant Editor -Night Sports Editor misrepresents races or peoples Dissemination of information on student activities in other coun tries, student exchange program. Extension of educational bene- upon the Royal Harmonica and fits to all, .compulsory secondary Jug Band gave a nice rendition ux w nf flip "Rnnnio RIup Flacr" fnl- " VV1111 aw111 tu lca1 inwpH hv tirrw nnVin! pom- Complete academic freedom position, "The Fooey E. Faucet mUSt be uaranteed' including imnorioi rmrf Mnmh " ireeaom oi proiessors to xeacn I i i r i i P J.. "Mir TnWi " T rripr? ftWrnplm. as tney see nt, ireeaom OI SLU A.lJJf AJ . V V T V A. IT Villi ed at the Great One's majestic splendor, "I am at your service, but pray give me a summary of your political beliefs." "Well, white trash, it's this dents and faculty to express themselves and organize. Stu dents should have a voice in the curriculum. Students should be encouraged Several student ' leaders and two professors in the Univer sity of North Carolina will join in a discussion of "What to Do With the Atomic Bomb?" which will be broadcast from Station WBBB, Burlington, Sunday, June 2, afternoon from 2 to 2 :30 o'clock. This will be the last program in the current series of Sunday afternoon round-tables which originate from the University Studio under the sponsorship of the Tar Heel Institute of Public Affairs. The Institute, estab lished by the Daily Tar Heel, stu dent newspaper, cans its pro gram "The Student Forum of the Air." Participants on this Sunday's program will be Dr. James Wal ler of the Department of Eco nomics and Dr. O. K. Rice of the Department of Physics, and Stu dents Ralph Glenn, Shelby, president of the Tar Heel Insti tute of Public Affairs; James Morris, Atlantic, president of the International Relations Club, and Jerry Davidoff, Sunnyside, N. Y., president of the student chapter of the Southern Council for Human Welfare. Dementia Domain Edited by Ray Conner I had twelve bottles of whis key in my cellar and my wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the drain or else. So I said I would and proceded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the con tents down the drain with the exception of one glass which I drank. I did likewise with the second bottle with the exception of one glass which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and emptied the good old booze down the drain with the exception of one glass which I drank, I pulled the cork from the fourth sink and pour ed the bottle down the glass which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank the sink and poured the next down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. I next pull ed the cork out of my throat and drank the glass. I then corked the sink with the glass, bottled and drank the pour. When I had everything empti ed, I steadied the room with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, and glasses with the other, which were 29. To be sure, I counted them again when they came by and I had 74, and as the house came by, I counted them again and finally I had all the houses and bottles and corks and glass es counted except one house and one bottle which I drank. Crossword Puzzle ANSWER IO PREVIOUS PUZZLE way," began Fooey, polishing his to take their responsibilities as crown with a borrowed nvlon Cltizens seriously, ana partici nn?P "Nnw w T'm hicr ,w nn Pte in local and national affairs. this carriDUS. I'm conna make l,incr 1mm TTs Rnhha Tlnh Dnh race, religion, or economic status frat boys ain't never been gettin' in entering a University is con out share of the gravy, but now that's all changed. I been dis- tributin' the booty right and left and I still got plenty more left. My chief vassal, Dean Bowser, demned. Adequate pay and se curitv tor teachmsr stafts is a must. 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Of course, none of suPPrted in their efforts to ex- the fellers will touch the damn pand tneir educational facilities, I T J 1 J Ml 1 - jobs, cause they can make twice ana lo eaucate emseives in as much sellin' pencils on Frank- their own culture and language. lin Street, but anyway it shows Correction: the boys' my heart's in the right place. "For them men down in the lower quad, we're puttin' in a bar, a roller skatin' rink, a Contrary to the article in yes terday's DTH, tuition for the GI nursery this summer will be $3 a month for Veterans and $12.50 for others. T" 3T" 3T" T r"" "TT h itr b Jo In K ; 1 ii5 1 IT " " r1 p irrr m w It "1. 11 I 'H" I I I 9Mr. VuUti ftelart SjrmisM, Ijm. 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