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THE DAILY TAR HEEL
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TheoITicliil newspaper of the Publication Board of the University of North
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hltlar 7. .'Z - - DICK JENRETTE
Hunntnut Manaqer ; C. B. MENDENHALL
'Mahaqif,Vid7t0T .'. " -...CHUCK HA USER
Sport Editor .... . TAYLOR VADEN
NvnsKdTur , - HOY PARKER, jr.'
lie ik. Editor . .. . . ZAKE ROEETN'S .
A-oae. Ed tor . .... . . . .... CAROLINE BKUNEK
JiSittjriZl Stajl: Xick "Brown, Hill kellam. Mike McDaiiel. Tom What ton,
Charlie Cibsoh. Joe Sykora. Vestal laylor, Al Jolmson. Charlie Joyner, Dave
S ha r fie, Jul if Stu mp ' j
NuV Stuff: Rolfe Neill. Don Maynaid. Glenn Harden, Bill Johnson, Wuff
Newell, Sam Mi-Keel. Mark Sun.ner, Art Xanthos. Graham Jones, Charlie
Clibeon. Charlie brewer, Cinnv Jones. M. K. Jones.
Hfivines SUif): Oliver Walking, Ed Williams. Neal Cadieu. June Crockett. Don
.Stanford.' Boots v Tavlor. Bill lirain. Frank Daniels. Ruth Dennis. Evalyn
H.irruon, Dan Hobon, K.ith Sanders. Veegy Sheridan, P.odney Taylor, Marie.
Withets.Marfjret OrirrHt. Hownrd TicKle.
siVrix Staff: Liiiry" Fox? f rank Alston. Jr., Joe Chejry. Lew Chapman,
Andv Tavlor, Art Creenbaum, EifT Roberts, Ronald Tilley, Billy Peacock,
K.:n Barton.
St n H Photoqruvher
.Society Slaf); Peggy Wood. Marie Withers. Betty Ann Yowell, Judy Sanford,
Margery Storey.
More on SP-CP Merger
Even before the University Party walked off with the
lion's share of the Legislature seats in fall quarter elections,
rumors have been rampant over the campus and in Y-Court
political confabs over the possibility of a merger between
the Campus and Student Parties. Fuel was added to these
reports as a result of Tuesday night meetings by both the
SP and CP, at which time the "merger" possibilities were
discussed openly.
'. From all reports, the CP seems to be tending toward
"merging" with the SP, One gathers this from the opinions
of! most of the party leaders. However, most of the students
who voted the Campus Party ticket last quarter probably
arc still very much in the dark about the use of the term
"merger." A number of CP men are of the opinion that this
term amounts to little more than disbanding and joining the
Student Party. Others are convinced thatva true merger of
principles, aims, and possibly a name other than "Student
Party" could be attained. At any rate, the campus as a whole
deserves to know just what this proposed move would mean.
The CP has appointed a committee charged with investi
gating the "possibility" of a merger. Their findings should
, ., , . . ... ,,
The Student Party meanwhile seems to be enjoying itself
in its position of deciding whether to permit the CP to join
or. whether not to make the necessary concessions for a
merger. The SP certainly would welcome the opportunity to.
take in new members in order to present a united front
against the University Party and be rid of the very trouble
some CP opposition in certain dormitory districts. However,
the SP, remembering its presidential victory last spring de
spite the efforts of both the UP and CP, can afford to be a bit
choosy in the mattery of compromising with the CP. SP
Chairman Bill Prince has promised his group that "no com
promises will be made" and former party chairman Fred
Thompson objected to the idea of holding a meeting with the
CP to discuss the merger, advising that "it is not wise to sit
down and bargain." Sol Kimerling, prominent party mem
ber, expressed another sentiment in his fear that a get
together with the CP would end in the SP making "conces
sions." Many details must be worked out before any merger is
made, along with the ending of many old prejudices. The
forthcoming meeting between CP and SP wheels should pro
vide plenty of fireworks. These moves are well-worth the
attention of the entire student body.
Remember the Voters
The Student Legislature will get its winter quarter ses
sions off to an auspicious start tonight when the new legis
lators will be sworn in prior, to taking up their duties. These
newly-elected students made a lot of promises last quarter
when they were running for office, and they now have an
opportunity to do something about these vows.
Ted Leonard, student body vice-president, yesterday had
a few words of wisdom for the new legislators. He urged a
pplicy of "closer contact between members of the legisla
ture and their constituents back in the dormitories." This cer
tainly has not been the policy of legislators in the past, who
seemingly have displayed no responsibility to the voters in
their district.
Cooperation between the legislators and voters constitutes
the very core of student government activity at Carolina. The
1950 solons should remember this, and take every opportunity
to carry the problems and questions of legislative work back
to the students. In this way only can interest be built up in
student government.
These
Serge Jaroff and The Origi
nal Don Cossack Chorus and
Dancers came to Chapel Hill
Tuesday evening much heralded
and went away later that night
much cheered. Never before' has
an SEC entertainment program
evoked such enthusiastic audi
ence response as did Jaroff s fine
choral group. The ovations they
received compared quite favor
ably with the pandemonium
which reigns at Memorial Hall
pep rallies. And few events,
indeed, move our soplhisticated
students spontaneous expres
sions of interest and approval
similar to those accorded the
Choo Choo and the stalwarts of
Snavely. ,
Th Cosiacks' singing was
msi pleasing, but even more
eaptivaiing to the audience
Maestro Jaroff's rapturous re
pMte So tpplaute, lh u
prb 4Bif of John Kozak
James A. Mills
Don Cossacks
Russians Are Okay
By Bill Kellam
and Nicohai Botschko. and the
clowning of an unidentified
and unpronounceable tenor.
As expected, Jaroff selected a
program which was well suited
to the Cossacks' talents, al
though the five opening relig
ious numbers, while beautifully
done, dragged a bit. The Cos
sacks have the type voices that
sound better in a chorus than
in solo, all of them being rather
weak in the upper reaches of
the scale. However, one would
have to go to a first class opera
company to obtain better
singers.
Th singers were superbly
co-ordinated. Their practice
o! starting each number with
the correct pitch, despite the
fact that they had no accom
panist to strike an introduc
tory chord, was most impres
sive to the audience. Jaroff's
subtle direction .though he'd
Pitching
Horseshoes
by -Billy
Rose
A few years back, I got the
nobby notion of reviving "llen
' ry VIII," ' by one : W. Shak
speare, and the day after the
first threeline announcement ap
peared on' the drama pages my
office was cram-jammed .with,
.well kyown actors who were
willing to work for what ordi
narily would have been agents'
commissions. . . ; "
r i ' r ' . i . - f
auDsequenxiy, ior reasons mat
have nothing to do with' this,
piece, I pigeon-holed my plans
for doing "Henry," but I sure
learned a lot about show folks
during the month I was buddy
ing up to the Bard.
To nine out of ten of ihem,
I found, pentameters of Wil
liam the Great are the choco
late suace on the profiterole,
and during rehearsals they
go about their business as if
they were in a temple of
worship. On opening night, as
far as the cast is concerned,
the theatre has stained glass
windows, and I'm not exag
gerating when I say the ac
tors would probably kill any
one who tried to foul up the
performance.
If you think I'm using "kill"
carelessly, try this one on for
sighs. .
Back in 1904, an obscure
thespian named Robert Mantell,
who had been playing dessiil
tory one-nighters in the Mid
west, received word that a
choice Broadway theatre would
be available during the Christ
mas season.' He promptly can
celled his road engagements and
brought his troupe to New York,
but shortly after his arrival he
discovered that the "choice"
theatre he had been offered
was the Princess, a small second-story
auditorium on Broad
way between 27th and 28th
Streets.
No more daunted than sol
vent, Mantell announced he
would present his production
of "Richard III" on December
5. and when friends and col
leagues warned him that not
a hundred people would climb
flight of rickety stairs to see
a Shakespearean play during
the holidays, he shrugged his
threadbare shoulders and
posted his rehearsal schedule.
Immediately, however, there
was trouble. The stage crew
insisted on a scenic rehearsal,
and when the impoverished
. actor refused they decided to
get even by lousing up his show
on opening .night. -
On the evening of the 5th,
a minute after Mantell began
to decibel his way through the
initial lines, a stagehand lunged
at hims from behind a cloth
drop and almost knocked him
into the pit. And a few moments
later the same "accident" hap
pened again.
When the act was over.
Mantel! quietly told the crew
that he would kill the next
man who tried to disrupt his
performance and halfway
through the second act he
darned near did. In the mid
dle of a speech, he saw the
outline of a hand behind the
curtain trying to locate him
and, never faltering in his
lines, he drew his dagger and
plunged the blade full-force
into the drop.
When he went into the
wings at the end of the scene,
one of the crew grabbed him
occasionaly bounce on his
toes to draw out a high note,
was excellent.
The exceptionally, ; n i m b 1 e. ; '
dancing of the two. rubber men, ,
won over the . audience . com
pletely. .They went through their ;
routine of typical Russian i rou-
tines, to the rhythm of music
supplied by the Cossacks, with
an impressive vengeance.' ' -
The unnamed tenor proved
one of the finest comedians ever
to appear in Memorial -Hall
His piercing whistle, -mimicking
of the other singers, shouts, and
mugging was top notch comedy.
Tiny litlle Serge was the
sensation, though. He was
showmanship from the top of
his balding dome to the toes
of his tremendous, shiny black
boots. He shephered his mon
strous singers about like a
terrier tending elephants. His
eye-rolling, courtly!.
f-
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On Journalistic Genius
Don't ever let anyone tell you
that working on a college news
; paper isn't fun. It is providing,
of course, you possess the journ
alist's most essential characte-'
ristic a warped sense of hum-,
or. Sure, there's plenty of real
'work involved and you may
ihave to give up a few trivial
'! things ' like studying or eating
: or taking those long, meditative,
afternoon strolls through the
' hauntingly beautiful wilds ' of
Orange County. But it's worth
it. The life you lead as a mem
ber of society's fourth estate
will more than compensate for
such minor inconviences.
Don't get the wrong idea
though. It isn't the stories you
write or the free tickets to
the Planetarium you get that
makes this newspaper racket
interesting it's the people
you meet. And you don't even
t have to leave the confines of
the news office to meet ihem.
They always come to you.
The most interesting of these
people all suffer from an ancient
malady which, strangely
enough, attacks only the unini
tiated. This illness takes the form
and said, "You've killed our
head carpenter."
"I hope to Heaven I did, said i
Mantell. Eut when he examined
the stagehand he found the
wound was only a gash in the
thigh. I
To make sure no one would
misunderstand how he felt, the
actor went up to his dressing
room and came down wearing
the iron studded glove that
was part of his, costume in the
last act. "Any more trouble,"
he said, "and I shall brain each,
and every one of you."
The stagehands looked at
Mantell, at the mailed glove,
and at the bleeding man on
the floor. And from then until
the final curtain, the crew was
as quiet as a Scottish meeting
house after a call for contribu
tions. Next day, the critics hailed
Mantell's performance as the
greatest 'Richard .since , the
days of Booth." and before
the r week was out ; he had
; been signed by the late Wil
liam A. Brady, nder:,whos
? management he went- on to
achieve' recognition as on oJE
!: America's.' leadingVelassicVac'
tors. .... ..."
Recently, Thereas Helburn, of
the Theatre. Guild offered to let
: me. buy a small piece of ."As
Yu Like It," starring Kathe-
rine Hepburn. In all fairness,
she said, "I think I ought to
tell you that Katy's contract is
only until June."
"I'm not going to brood about
that," I said. "The play is by
Shakespeare, and if it gets over,
I doubt whether Hollywood will
see her again until both she and
the scenery fall apart."
THIS MAY. BE IT !
Know It Alls
By Bill Johnson
of a dillusion y in which the
newspaper world is a romantic
heaven of crusades, scoops, blaz
ing headlines and great person
: al" integrity. A few who come
to you' will be realistic, lazy
and acidly cynical, but these are
destined to become star re
porters or editors and none of
them are very interesting.
" Those who make this busi
ness fun are the ones who walk
in, pull up a chair and tell you -your
paper isn't worth the waste
in ink and effort. After a leng
.thy dissertation in which the
lofty ideals of such journalistic
greats as Steve Wilson and Dav
id Farrell are thrown in your
face, this character will come
.forward with a solution to all
your problems. Just give him a
typewriter and a few sheets of
copy paper and your paper will
be saved yea, even boosted to
unheralded heights of journalis
tic accomplishments.
' Simply telling this "genius"
to beat it doesn't accomplish
a thing. Experience has shown
that the best procedure is to
seat him at your typewriter
' . and then sit back for 10 or 15
-: minutes while he burns him
, self out. Then he will rise dis
gustedly, stare at you for a
moment, mumble something
v about some guy named Hearst,
i. and stalk out of the office. It'
i lakes you a . few seconds to
? realize that your -paper has
) just suffered a great loss, and
Tf Isfwiih much weeping and
;gnashing of teeth that return
'to your typewriter to finish
(YOur "scopp" on the recent
Wednesday afternoon meeting
of the Ladies Aid Society.
. Genius of the above-mentioned,
type is fairly rare, how
ever, and it is on persons of
much less ability that you must
commonly depend for amuse
ment. Much more abundant are
those who come to you bursting
with energy and enthusaism and
little else. They are willing to
do anything, literally anything
except work. They want to
dig up the big stories"sand phone
'j them in for someone else to
write. It isn't that they can't
write them, you understand. It
I simply that they-" hate to waste
I all that valuable time sitting
; around the office. This type us-
ually sticks around- until'-: he
! idealizes that he's been- on the
? staff for almost a 1 week and
i Ipsn't yet won a :" Pall - Mall
J Award. When he does realize
;this he is usually deeply hurt
and he moves on to seek fame
in some other field. Your paper
has suffered another, great loss
a ream of copy paper, several
typewriter ribbons and one of
the office dictionaries which the
character took with him when
he left."
In between these -more in
teresting manifestations of the
evolutionary theory will come
ts
a series of individuals who un
derstand that all staff mem
bers on the paper get paid.
They want their cut of the swag
even if they have to sweep
floors to get it. So you tell them
that you already have someone
who sweeps the floor (an edi
tor's got to do something) and
instead of leaving, they demand
some other salared . position.
Finally you have to confess that
only editors draw a check and
that the rest of the people on
the paper are utter fools who
give their all for dear' olde
DAILY and receive not a cent
in return.
About the strangest bunch
you'll meet is made up of
coeds who somehow have de
veloped secretary complexes.
They feel that the paper
needs a typist and they have
come to offer their services.
With a ratio of seven to one
between reporters and typ
ewriters, the paper needs a
typist like it needs a hole in
the head. But with the same
ratio between males and fe
males on the paper's staff you
try to figure some way to
keep the gals around. So you
don't bother to tell them that
under, the present setup a re
porter has to have the written
permission of three deans,
two South Building - secrete
ries and the Graham Memorial
jannitor before he can get to
one of the machines. Finally
the staff gaihfrrs around and
offers suggestions for possi
ble jobs that the gals can
handle but after the third
suggestion the girls always
scream and run and your ratio
remains the same.
You'll meet others if you hang
around long enough and you
can really enjoy them if you
remember not to take them too
seriously. For instance, some
guy may come in and call your
paper a-"hotbed of communism"
and five minutes later another
will come in to label you an
"instrument of proletariat sup
. pression." Some will criticize
you for being afraid to "do
somthing" and others will tell
you that you "go to far." And
- so it' goes, week after week,
month after month. The people
and the things they have to
say differ a little, as the years
.roll by, but one thing remains
unchanged they never lose
their entertainment value. But
please don't get the idea that
" we want the characters to stop
coming around.. The truth is,
we couldn't get long without
them. "
(All letters sent to the Daily
Tar Heel jor publication should
be type-written, double-spaced,
and should not exceed 500
words. The name and ad,dress
of the author must be signed to
the letter.) ,
DREW PEARSON
ON
lhe WASHINGTON
MERRY-GO-ROUND
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WASHINGTON. President
Truman attended a private
birthday luncheon for Speaker
Sam 'Rayburn last week at '
which he presented Sam '.with
a new hat.
"Sam is the only man I know,"
commented the President, "who
could stay in Washington over
40 years and still wear the
same size hat he wore when he
came here. I don't know what
kind of a hat this is," Truman
continued,' "but I'll show you
how to fix it."
Showing he hadn't lost his
touch as a haberasher, Truman
flipped the hat into shape and
planted it ceremoniously on
Rayburn's head. As the guests
roared, Rayburn yanked it
down over his ears.
The President also kidded
Rayburn about his age.
Vice President Barkley tells
me when - he was a kid, he
used to listen to Sam on the
lecture platform." Truman
confided. "But, in view of
Barkley's known age, I'll be
damned if I can understand
how Sam can be just 68."
First course at the luncheon in
honor of a famous Texan was
grapefruit, which ' caused the
President to remark: "I under
stand this grapefruit came from
Florida."
"Yes, I am sure this is Flori
da grapefruit," "agreed Chief
Justice Fred Vinson.
"Now I know it is Florida
grapefruit," declared the Presi
dent, "because the Supreme
Court has already handed down
a decision that it's Florida
grapefruit."
You'll have . to wait until I
prepare my dissent," differed
Justice Tom Clark, a Texan.
"I am going' to claim that it
came from Texas."
The luncheon was attended
by both Demorcats and Republi
cans, all close friends of the
speaker. This caused Sen. Lyn
don Johnson, master of cere
monies, to announce it was a
"bipartisan birthday luncheon." ,
Later he introduced Rayburn as
"a man who has made his
friends proud and his critics
ashamed."
With a voice sometimes
choked with emotion, Ray
. burn told how he was one of
11 children, spoke of their
early troubles and struggles,
boasted that seven still came
home for Christmas dinner
last year.
"No place in the world
could we have had the op
America," he said.
portunily we have had in
Rayburn went on to say that
he believed '97 or 93 per cent
of the world are good people
and have good in them. I have
n't any room !in my heart or
time in my life for hatred. I
love people and I believe in
them. . . .under the leadership
of a plain man from the farm
lands of Missouri, we have tak
en the courage to lead the world
for good and righteousness. I
believe we will succeed."
The House Small Business
Committee will dish out some
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markets, the greatest tl ar--- ..j
our, wealth, and eventually .,Jr
government, or the goven.rr.. r;
will be forced to intervene y. i'h
some form of direct reiuiLtL-,
of business.
"Either choice is inimical h
those who believe in the Ang l
ican system of democratic $..,,..
ernment and free enterprise.;
The committee will recom
mend a complete overhauling
of the Federal Trade Commis
sion, charging that the FTC
has not given adequate pro
tection to little business men
trying to compete with big
monopolies.
Perhaps more important,
the Patman report will recom
mend these changes in the an
titrust laws:
1. A provision barring cor
poration officials convicted of
monopolistic practices !" ::
resuming their jobs for a spec
ified period after the cenvic-ti'.n.
2. A provision that the United
States, as well as private in
dividuals, may bring treb! -damage
actions for violations of
the antitrust laws.
3. A provision that fines for
antitrust violations be increased
from $5,000 to $50,000 on each
count.
Patman also will .charge that
small-business men, bidding for
government procurement con
tracts (for defense and other
purposes), are being systemati
cally blackballed by red tape ami
contract specifications that fav
or big compaines.
President Truman may not
know it yet, but he is going
to lose another worth-while
public servant. He is Atomic
Energy Commissioner Sumner
Pike; the delightful man from
Maine. Pike wants to go back
henaa and run for the state
liKsisI&iure. Those who know
Pike's pixeyish sense of hum
or forecast a tumultuous time
for the Maine lawmakers.
For more than a year, Pike
carried on a vigorous letter
writing campaign to collect half
a year's pay as a $l-a-year man
during the war. His letters were
addressed to the conscientious
Secretary of the Treasury Hen
ry Morgenthau, not rioted for
his sense of humor.
Every time Morgenthau signed
and announced he was ready
to give up the fight with Pike,
his assistants rallied round and
said, "don't you dare. He would
frame that 50-cent check, and
hang it up in his ofTice to laugh
over. And we never would get
our books back in balance. How
would we explain a 50-cent def
icit to a congressional investi
gation?" Maury Maverick, the form
er Congressman and Mayor
of an Antonio, Tex., is still
the master of the vivid phrase.
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unsavory, but important, f,;
on .the alarming growth ,f -nopoly
in a forthcoming ; ri
to congress. The corner;!
headed ' by spade-raHii f;
Wright Fatman of Tex;.;. .
say in part:
"If monopoly continue- -J
present rate, either lh
corporations will control ;; .
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