North Carolina Newspapers

PACK TWO THE DAILY 1 AR HEEL FRIDAY, APRIL. 14, :. The official newspaper of the Publication Board of th University of North Cruolina, C'h:ip-I Hill, where it i. issued daily during tlie regular sessions of the University ,y the Colonial I'res. Lie, except Mondays, examination and Viiratum periods, unci the koohit terms Kntered as second-class matter at the pt ullue of Oiap-l Hilj, w. f;., under the act of March 3. 187!. Sur tripiion price: V? per year. 43 fxt per quaiti-r. Member of The Associated Pit-as. The Aoei;ted I'ifv, and AP teature tire exclusively entitled to the ut.c or republication of alt new lealures published herein. Editor , .' DICK JENRETTE lumen Man wet C. B. MENDEXHAIX MmnnuK f.rinor CHUCK HAL'SF.R .S;wl Keillor . ... . TAYLOR VAIJE.W Editor Rov I'arWer, Jr. I Ad;;. Manager Oliver Watking lrt Kd'lcr . Zane Rohbini Hits. Office Mqr. Ed Williams- Sccirlii y.tlitor Caroline limner j Aut'I. Adv. Myr June Crockett t'pot tiiranh.rT Jini Mills Ari';tarit Sport Editor .Larry Fox t.'ditonU i'.'n: J.nk i'.rovcn, Hili KeTi.tirT.' Alike" MeDanlel. Tom Wnarton. Choriiu Ciib.-in. Joe Sc kora. Vestal Taylor, Al Johnson, Charlie Joyner, Dave h-irfe, Jcnii Stuini;. lit(C.i fi'.tl: Nc.il Caciieu, Don Stanford. Iw.tsy T.-ivlor. Bill Brain, riuth Ili'nnis. M.me Wi'lierv Hi.ridv Shiver, Charhs Asnworih. M.irv Tornhn. Dirk Matflll. Jim Llndlcv. Brandon JIuMjs, John I'oindexter, CarolvnIarrill, Lila Kohtnoi, J'.rvrrlv Setr. I'.riice M.nwr. .loo NcKon. Leonard Kuwls. .Vpvrii Stn)i: Larry r'ox. Krank AlKton. Ji J'eei "i v. Lew Chapman", JinQy Tay,,r. Art CWrorihaurn. llilf Huberts, Hon.-rfd Til ley, fill' Peacock, K-n r..irton, Vic Goldberg. Stinvtij .Stall: Pcgy Wood, Marie Withers M.-ir:i Slorv. 6't'ii Kolfo NeiM. U'n M;.vnatd. Glenn Harden. Bill Johnson. Wuff Newell, Sam McKrel, Mark Sumner, Ait Xanthos. Graham Jones. Charlie IVeer. Cmnv Jones, t. K. Jones. Out, Black Spot They say that deep in everybody's soul, there is a black spot (if human selfishness that, causes most of the troubles in this old world. . Here at Carolina, under a warm Southern sun and sur rounded by an atmosphere of enlightened friendliness, the human trait of self interest generally difuses itself into a mu tual respect and regard for the student community. At times, as during the past political holicust on campus, the black spot blows itself up to the point of near hatred for ethers. If you will, you can watch every step that most- of your elected officers take; and you can blast the fear of an indignant constituency into Sander, Mitchell, Talley, and company thru your letters to the editor column and thru your daily contact with them in Y court. These fellows will be just as good, as, you make them. Unfortunately your honor courts operate in secrecy and you don't even know which of your judges skip council sessions. The lower courts are elected on a bi-partisan basis and show promise of non-partisan, non-partial rulings. The high est court of the campus the Student Council was "won" by the University Party. The SP will have four and the UP lTve seats on the new Council. During the last session, Don; VanNoppen, Chairman Dan Bell and their fellow judges made their decisions on. the basis of the Honor System rather than playing politics with student justice. Friends of- Dick Jenrette, who received over 1500 votes irom the student body in his race for the post of Council-man-At-Large, are supporting the' retiring editor for chair man of the Council. . Last Idling the SP won the Council by a one vote ma jority and elected their top vote-getter, Dan Bell, to the chairmanship. Dick has neverapologized for his strong be lief in his Party, but if he is elected Chairman of the Council he gives every indication of leaving his political affiliations at the door, when he walks into the Council room. The other student jurists, and each of them, has a record of fair and honest action, will in all likelihood do the same. Candidates should "play politics." Council members can maintain the integrity of the Carolina system only, if they ?crve without prejudice, be it political or otherwise. Graham Jones I 12, 1 K IS 7Vt 1 16 , 9 Pjio 111 22 22 nrr rr? - rrr-. l!llllllflll p - ft mizzmzzzmr- s3 TTZr ss HORIZONTAL 1. befrlnning 6. medley 10. father 12. got up 13. fall back 15. large bundle 16. feline n.paatry 18. models 20. tin-plates 21. Bulgarian coin 23. land- measure 24. pouch 25. topaz humming-bird 26. bed canopy 28. exists .'10. sinks identity of .12. minute invertebrate animal 34. indefinite article 35. malicious firings 37. game of chance 38. S-shaped worm 38. prevarication 40. Spenserian, charactet 41. broad, limber, loosely hung part 43. paid attention 45. atmosphere 46. 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Feaiurr Syndicate "iV I El IsiEIRlE i DREW PEARSON WASHINGTON MERRY-GO-ROUND WASHINGTON. The Ameri can Embassy in Moscow has cabled that a giant Soviet Bu reau has been set'up to find oil for the Russian war machine. OilT fields in the Russian cau causus have started to run dry, and the Russian general staff, is frantically trying to develop new sources. This is one of the most important developments in the cold war because, with-, out oil, the Russian war ma chine would-be paralyzed. As a result, Molotov has rush ed hundreds of Russian geolo gists to Sinkiang province in Communist China to look for; oil, and has ordered urgent priorities for drilling in Kir ghiziat in central Asia and- on Sakhalin Island. Eritish Diplomacy Boomerangs.. U. S. Ambassador Douglas in London has cabled the sensa tional though confidential news that the British may cancel their recognition of the Chinese Com munists. Foreign Minister. Bevin; he says, is burned up because three months have passed and the Chinese Communists haven't even bothered, to acknowledge Britain's announcement of reco gnition, That announcement is now considered one of Britain's worst diplomatic boners, caus ing her to lose prestige through out the world. Furthermore, in stead of making it easier to pro tect Britain's $2,000,000,000 in vestment in Hong Kong, it has boomeranged. The . Chinese Communists have let it be known that, before even accept ing British recognition, they want to reopen the Sino-British treaty which gave Hong Kong to Britain. They also demand British support for a seat- on the U. N. Security Council. CONGRESSMEN PLAY... HOOKEY .... .... aXDGt. r One measure of a Congress man's worth to his constituents is the number of times he sticks around to vote. The public doesn't realize it, but absenteesim has now be-- come a- Congressional racket in Congress. Too many Congress men, especially from Eastern, states, spend their time week ending instead of: earning their-$15,000-a-year salaries in Wash ington. The practice has become so flagrant that certain big lobbies have arranged to have crucial votes taken on week ends to take advantage of the absence of these "homing pigeons." Re cently, for instance, Speaker, Sam Rayburn and his friends in the gW lobby carefully scheduled the Kerr Gas Bill vote on a Friday night because its big-city foes were week ending in New York and Chi cago. As a result, the natural gas lobby squeezed its bill through the House by a close vote of, 17G to 174, thereby sure to raise gas rates to housewives in the same big cities where the Con gressmen were week-ending. The practice has become so bad that the Merry-Go-Round plans to expose the 'worst of fenders. First, let's call the roll of those who -don't answer roll calls among the House Repub licans: THE "I. T. AND T" CLUB Most noted members of the . "I. T. and T," Club (In Tuesday and out Thursday) are staunch Republican representatives Kingsland Macy of Long Island and Frederic Coudert of New York City. Out of a total of 342- quorum and: rolls calls in this Congress, Macy has missed 203 and Coudert 202.. In other words, these two Congressmen were absent almost 60 per cent of the time. Representative Dean Taylor of Troy, another New York Re publican, has the dubious distinction-of being third on the - list of GOP "hookey players." He missed a total of 190 out of 342 quorum and roll calls. Con gresman Charles Plumley of Vecmont is close behind, with 171 misses, while Richard Hoffman of Berwyn, Illinois, was absent 168 times out of 342. The remainder of the. 25. House Republicans with the worst attendance records in Congress are: ' William L. Pf iff er of Ken more, N. Y., 159 . absences (out of 342); Harry Towe of.Ruther-. ford, N. Y., 154 absences; Paul; Shafer of Battle Creek, Mich-, 149; Cliff Clevenger of Bryan, Ohio, 132; Frank Fellows of HOLD STILL.-YOU TO LOOK RIAL NSCE. Y0UVE BEEN INVITED TO . THE STATE PEPARTMENT Distributed bj King Features Syndicate 7 rraDgeuimt with Th Waahington gtw We see by the- stream of an nouncement pouring into the office of the Daily Tar Teel that practically all the functional in dividuals and organizations on the campus are cognizant of the fact that Spring . has arrived. (Frank Allston. told, us so too.) On the one wee k-e md of May 6, there are more., plans planned than there have'. been all this year so far.-"1! That week end must consid ered astrologically a good week- -end for many thing. Fraternity functions will be obvious "with the K? A.'s Old South Secession ) Ball in session and in .whiskers, ' which you have probably seen around the campus, " and with the Chi Psi's Spring House Party coming off with the usual success expected. The Inter dormitory Council under the co chairmanship of Buck Blanken ship and Dick Taylor will throw a big dance 'with the music of Sam Donahue's orchestra in 45 competition for- attention: witr the University Club's Carnival and Blue White Football Game on the same day. The Alpha Tau Omega's also have sched-. their annual "Alumni Day" on May 6. And last but not least high school seniors over the state school seniors over the state will be guests of UNC in what we hope will be a "Prospective-Carolina-Freshman-Next-Fall --Day." The Daily Tar Heel: staff, or Bangor, Maine, 131; Thruston Morton of Kentucky,. 127; John Jennings of Knoxyille, Tenm, 124; Hugh Scott of Philadelphia, 122; Leonard W. Hall of. Oyster Bay, Long Island, 120. Also, Gardner- Withrow of La Grosse, Wis., 119; Ralph-Gwinn of Brenxville, N. Y., 118; Char les Elston of Cincinnati, Ohio, 113; Dewey Short of Galena, Mo., '112; Edwin A. Hall of Binghamton, N. Y., 109; Sterling, Cole of Bath, N. Y., 97; Chaun- cey Reed of West Chicago, 111., 94;. Carl Hinshaw. of, Pasadena, Calif., 93; and Charles Halleck, of Rensselaer, Ind., 92. An "absentee" roll call on House Democrats will follow shortly. CAPITAL NEWS CAPSULES Dulles, maneuvering Inside fact about the John Foster, Djalles appointment as special, adviser to Secretary fo State Acheson is that- Dulles flatly, re fused the ' post when first? tend ered, by Acheson. He wanted something more important, so Acheson got Truman reluctant ly to agree, that-Dulles, later could, be ; made assistant Secre tary of State, with a commit ment that he would, become un dersecretary, of. state, if, able, and popular James Webb should resign. Preparing For HAVE4 Pirching Overshoes Graft, Incorporated- By. Tom Wharton "Graft, Inc.", takes note of most' of the rumors that have been repeated up here in. Graham Memorial and formulates a pol icy either for or against the sub ject of such rumors.. Our policy toward the plight of one Miss Culler is that of taking her side . oi the; argument. We still be lieve, in. her and will contribute all, our support. ' - This column teing sort of a catch-all, for announcements, complaints, gripes, graft and lost & found, articles, it is here-, by announced , that the wind just blew, in someone's toupee, i. e., a wig. We thought that it might just possibly belong to one named, by his friends ' "Chrome-dome" is honor of as brilliant a head, as can be found on any glass of beer. If Mr.; Valentine, er, that is, if. Mr. Chrome-dome will, call by the Daily. Tar Heel (Graft, Inc.) business office he can , pick-up '3 YOU, TAKE O fj. 2. S; PUT. INSIST SHALL' I. ANSWEfc 7 SPEAKING ENGLISH, i.r TELEPHONE, CE PO V?U WISH TO, AAY LORD SO OUR. CHINESE POLICE FRIENDS WHO WILL BE LISTENING WILL ANP MASTER ? NOT 8 CONFUSED.' Steve is still c o c 3 HIDDEN BEHIND HIS PYED HAIg. AND BEARP DISSUISED AS A Arte- 'rn .OL-PIEE. Whofs '-' 2 ja, SOUND AND iwnrnrn 'aSKlBg a - ' : O - r. 1 -AH DON'T BLAME . TnHWLBAr 1!"''""' 1"" TTTT"-?-" - HJM FO' LEAVIM' THIS PLANy vHW HWir WfnTT ' HAIi6 f STRANSEW . H)S PILOTS LICENSE: DONE NCW-WR ZJiM 'PF ' VXc- J V100!' RUMOUR ITWaDOF i CXah1F ilF'' NIWAS rn BIN ILLEGAL. FO' HIM T' tTm JTS?, M!a Jt THERE,' GO ON IVIN' ME L.fl WZZZfa FPs? T1 v v S 'J'. SO V TO' ( j oce.c'-yWfl ;r m-Ajh fXKjdit thaT r a when A rOJNDSfX-DOLLAEJsS? mj? U ' THE GtOSeTlN TSrl - & THIS BOX FOUR J tf C, CO "!' l. lr TjJj his store-bought scalp and may be a few more. In a serious note, this so called columnist wishes to con gratulate the new editor of the Daily Tar Heel and wish him a lot of; luck. Graham Jones will be a good man for this job and that is just exactly the kind of man the job requires. He will no doubt be called upon to defend his paper against all sorts of 'ridiculous charges and accusations, that would be libel' anywhere but on a college newspaper, by other people in high places around "the campus, but this columnist urges the editor to say and do just exact ly what he darn well pleases with the paper as long as it isn't a violation of any laws. The campus , has elected the editor of the paper to do just that whether they will long-remember it or not. T I UPON JJ F HELLO.:. YES, THIS -MR. GANOLIA SPEAKING.' I AA Vg WELL, BEGIN TO SEE TtiBfi IS MADAME LYNX OUR. MUTUAL FE.IEND, WEST, ME. GANGLIA. ..WON'T PATTERN NOW. ..THAT '- SPEAKING... TOLD ME TO CALL WHEN I s YOU COME FOR. TEA . WILL BE THE MAN YOU Vi I N ...i WAS IN TOWN. ..HE HOPES WE WILL TALK. ABOUT WISHED TO CONTACT T A I ' tPSS- Y0U AREWLL rS, DEAR OLD WEST... ) THROUGH AA.NOW lf 9 l'S l"i-U YOU WILL? HOW NICE.' YOU CAN TAKE OVER: 1 1 The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi - HARRY'S - FURY FLOOR SHOW, 9:0Q p. m., - Rendezvous J 1 POPGOT'-AU ARm IT IT IHb ItJ WUNDtRFUL - Wl Pitching Horseshoes By Billy There's a 250-pounder called Tiny - who generally parks his cab in- front of my theatre, and come rain, snow or blowout, the hackie is as amiable a gent as. you're likely to meet in this ungentlemanly town. The other night, however, while driving me down to Lu chow's for- a platter of sauer braten. Tiny didn't even- com ment on thd weather, and when I asked him what was wrong, he said, "Eeverything. liable to lose one of my best customers." "How's that- again?" I asked. "What's a sad story got to do with losing; a customer?" "'Young man, the old lady, said as we were waiting for the light to change at 125th, ""some thing is obviously bothering you. Would it help to tell me about it?' "-'It would, help me to drop dead,'; I told her. "It's kind of - complicated," said the hackie, "but perhaps I can explain it before we hit 14th Street. To begin at the beginning, a couple of months, ago I was cruising around. . Washington Heights when an old lady hardly, big ger than an umbrella asked me to drive her down to the East 60s I was nursing a hangover that day and didn 1 feel much like talking." " 'You mustn't talk that way,' she said. 'I know what it means to be unhappy and how it helps ' to confide in someone. Is it about a-girl?' "Well, to keep her from -' breathing down my neck I said,' To The Editor WASN'T CLAMPIT.T Editor: Although I am interested, in seeing the school for orienta tion get as much publicity as possible I must hasten to ques tion the value of having a movie review appear- under the heading of a. day old story I wrote on student orientation. It was very embarrasing for me to have to explain to old friends that I really didn't write the - review after they came up to me and congratulat ed, me for finally writing a good article. Besides it ill-behooves me to, see credit mis-directed to . me when, it really should go to my good friend Anies-Day e. Bob Clampitt U IlllPiijin" " j iijiTfiTM ; : CDfWE TO THIN---) CnOT IF YOU wFUMWHTDPtVn f "i (VV? N THE IN ALL THOSE VC H '''' Rose Yeah, what else? It's a girl.' "It usually is,' the old led;, said, 'Why don't you tell about her? "I could see she was i'-lng to feel hurt if I don't talk. ?o I told her. about how I went to a dance the night before, how my girl danced with another guy how one word led to an other, and" how' I finally went to ; a bar and; got- loaded. "'Now you,, listen to me the old dame said when I was through. 'Tonight yon tell your sweetheart you were wrong to get- angry and ask her to forgive you, and to morrow at 1 o'clock I want you to pick me up on the same- corner and tell me everything that happened.' " 'Okay, lady,' I said. 'I. prom ise.' "Sure enough, the next after noon she was waiting. " 'How did you make out?' she asked as she got into tho cab. " 'I did exactly like you told me,' I said, '- and it worked so good that tonight my girl is going out with the other guy.' " 'Oh, I'm so sorry," said the old lady, and I couid see she really was, but I could also see that my troubles were taking , her mjnd off her own. " 'Don't give up, son,' she said when I let her out. 'I'll see you tomorrow afternoon, same time.' "Well, that's how it's been going for the past couple of months. Every afternoon I pick her up. and tell her a hard luck story, and every afternoon she lectures me on how to get along with girls and it's driving me nuts." " 'What's your trouble?" I asked. -?F "The trojuble is," said" Tiny. "I ain't got no troubles. I'm a happy married guy and make a satisfactory buck, but I know how much of a bang the old dame gets out of my problems, and so lately the missus and mc have been staying up nights, figuring out new ones and I don't have to tell you that five yarns a week ain't easy. Right now, I've run out of plots, and if you can spare a nice, sad story it would sure come in handy. Otherwise, the old lady will feel I don't need her any more and go back o thinking about her own troubles." "What's bothering her?" I asked. "I'm not sure," said Tiny, 'but the place I take her to eve ry afternon is the cancer clinic at Memorial Hospital." i n ii -nimf i- t '' " ' of Course Room Tonjoh?: