TUESDAY, MARCH 4, 1952
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The official student newspaper of the
Publications of the University of North
Carolina at Chapel Hill where it is
published daily at the Colonial Press,
Inc., except Monday, examination and
vacation periods and during the offi
cial summer terms. Entered as second
class matter at the Post Office of
Chapel Hill, N. C, under the act of
March 3, 1879. Subscription rates:
mailed $4.00 per year, $1.50 per quarter;
delivered $6.00 per year and $2.25 per
quarter.
Glenn Harden
Bruce Melton -David
Buckner
Bill Peacock
Marv Nell Boddie
Jody Levey
Joe Raff
Editor-in-chief
Managing Editor
News Editor
Sports Editor
Society Editor
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Beverly Baylor
isue Jtiurress
Ed Starnes
-Feature Editor
Literary Editor
Associate Editor
Associate Editor
Assoc Sports Editor
Nancy Burgess Assoc. Society Editor
Ruffin Woody Fhdtographer
O. T. Watklns Business Manager
News Staff Clyde Baker, Vardy Buckalew, Robert Colbert, Walter Dear, Barty
Dunlop. Grady Elmore, Donna Hauck, Betty Ann Kirby, Sandra Klostermyer,
Jody Levey, Thomas McDonald, Mitchell Novit, Jim Oglesby, Wanda Lou
Philpott, Virginia Polk, Nancy L. Reese, Jerry Reese, Betty Jean Schoeppe, Bill
Bcarborough, Bob Wilson, Octavia Beard.
Sports Staff Ken Barton, Alva Stewart, Buddy Northart, Tom Peacock.
Society Staff Dian McComb, Lindy Linderman, Betty Jean Schoeppe.
Business Staff Flossie Kerves, Wallace Pridgeh, Gerry Miller, Richard Adel
eheift,"Robeft Drew. . .
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. give to the Campus Chest today!
by KoEi Taylor
asneses
You gals got nothing to worry
about when the boys ride you
for primping so much. There is
a local saying that coeds just
naturally take longer to dress
than any other of God's crea
tures. I got five bucks that says
there is something on this cam
pus that can out-comb, out
dress any living female. I ain't
right sure it exists but I saw
it with me own eyes.'
Last week, me and my ever
suffering roommate, Cobola,
went into the head (men's
lounge) r to take a shower. As
we entered the door the most
striking feature of the tile
lined room was a figure of a
Carolina student in front of a
mirror combing his hair. Right
off hand that ain't nothing o
get excited about cause I do it
myself nce ina while. It was
the particular care with which
this student fondled each lock
that got us.
So we showered down, sang
23 verses of "Abdul Abdul-ul
Amir,"; and then went out to
brush up on the teeth. That
same guy was still there, all but
- embracing those wavy locks. I
gave the teeth an extra work
out cause I just read a Colgate
ad and looked up. Still on that
hair. Shaved, with extra care,
I wanted to see if I could out
stay him. Cobola ain't said
much about it except an oc
casional cut of the eye. Goldy
locks, was still giving his arm a
work-out by first passing the
comb through his hair and then
coming back over it with his
hand. Every wave was perfect,
every little strand in its right
place and still he kept at it.
I got myself about as clean as
I have been in the last . eight
years, and then ran a broken
stub of a comb with three teeth
on it through my own pompa
dour. Looked up and this guy
was still at it. I gave up and
went back to the room, dressed,
( 0it Campus
Let Them Eat Cake ...
Two students at Washington
University,; St. Louis, have
started ajVCake Service." Here's
ihow it works:
Parents' of out-of-town stu-
' tteita S .who want to remember
their' son's: birthday order a cake
from the two students. The cake
is delivered right to the son's
dormitory door. For a small
Ottra charge, other birthday
gifts will be, purchased and de
livered. "
and, grabbed a coat in prepara
tion to hit the road to Raleigh.
On the way down I decided to
take one last look inside the
head. Still there.
I haven't been in that par-
Madam Editor: . .
The Daily Tar Heel today re
fers to me "as a former Speaker
of the Phi Assembly. I apprec
iate the promotion ; thus . con
ferred upon me, but I fear the
report is "slightly exaggerated."
I was Speaker Pro-Tempore last
summer, but the then Speaker
was disgustingly healthy and
thus frustrated the line of suc
cession. As Parliamentarian
now I am second in line, but
the approaching end of the
quarter suggests that all" officers
may once more survive the or
deal. Or did your reporter mere
ly mean that I do my share of
the speaking? On that charge
I am probably guilty. .
D. M, Kerley
(PS: Right spelling, wrong
Office!)
ticular room since because the
more I think of it the more I
believe it was just some Cat's
ghost enchanted by its own
beauty. It is probably still there,
lost in the canyons of an un
named dormitory, with biceps
that Charlie Atlas would envy
still combing that bush.
t Pays You
To Pay :
y Check! '
Your money is safe till you need it
but ready when you want it. Open '
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an account now!
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Chapel Hill Carrboro
Member Federal Deposit Insurance Corp.
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