Newspapers / Daily Tar Heel (Chapel … / March 19, 1952, edition 1 / Page 2
Part of Daily Tar Heel (Chapel Hill, N.C.) / About this page
This page has errors
The date, title, or page description is wrong
This page has harmful content
This page contains sensitive or offensive material
FAGE rrwo TK3 DAILY TAR HEEL Mot- Guilty C ei , IT . - - fay Barry Farber Farber has assured us that there is not another student conference being held this year outside the three-mile limit. We haven't seen him burn his passport yet, but he swears that whatever columns (and what ever) are forthcoming will be delivered in person, and not by diplomatic pouch. I was up at the Marathon last midnight breaking in a new ulcer when two undergrads slumped into the next booth and started exchanging shoptalk. "You know,' said the,, first. "I was reading in a' book the otherhday that kissing spreads germsl'" "Yeah, V moaned'-the... other. "And I've sure been spending a lot of healthy nights lately. For my money, these two gentlemen have hit upon a basic problem that ranks right up there with communist aggres sion, inflation, and flood control. This question of "How to ap proach the opposite sex' has perplexed and bedevilejd the world's greatest thinkers since man first evolved from a jazzed up microbe. . Our dynamic civilization has managed to breach the sonic barrier, harness the power of the sun, and make fountain pens that can write under a dry mar tini. But the old science of ro mance, rice, and rocks hasn't taken a forward step since the first Cro-Magnon man dragged his lady fair up to the cave to admire his hieroglyphics. What do our . present-day marriage counselors, psycholo gists, and social workers have to offer? Once I stumbled across a book by an eminent sociolo gist entitled something like "Eighteen Ways To .Make Beautiful Women Come Crawl ing To You On Their Hands And Knees." Page one told me to dash righ out and find a girl with whom I shared similar interests. I did. We met in a taxicab in Baltimore. She was so beautiful I could hardly keep my. eyes on the meter: It looked perfect. We were both interested in ice skating, ceramics, astronomy, the theatre, water polo, and Hin doo folklore. There was only one hitch we weren't the least bit interested in each other. The second chapter came forth with another gem. "Meet her father and talk to Jhim." That summer on Miami Beach my "DAILY CROSSWORD ACROSS 1. Water L.) 5. Put through a sieve 9. Flat-bottomed boat 10. Gang 31. Location of "Leaning Tower" 12. Percolate If Denomina tion 34. Source of light 15. The (Fr.) iy.3ishvVVI 19. Hail! 20. Editor (abbr.) 21. Swiss vi'ver 22. AfiSrm 23. Things added 25. CompV 27. Help 38. Samarivin (sym.y 50. Ancient name of Nio 31. Habitual users of drugs S3. Behold! 34. Little girl 35. Native of Turkey 36. Garden amphibian 38. 'Blaze 39. One of the Great Lakes 40. Destruction 41. Lampreys 42. Single per son (poss.) DOWN 1. Add 2. Hasty 3. Not firm 4. Luzon native 5. Reconnoiter B. Metal 7. Turkish cap . Number of the Apostles 13. Prosecute . judicially 14. Coverlets 16 Evr (poet.) 18; Insane 19. Polynesian drink 22. Accession 23. Copper (Horn.) 24. To nod 25. Lubricate 26. Baby's shoe 28. Accent, as a syllable 29. Question 31. Military assistants 32. Swear at 34. Extent of capvas , ""h a is p; cjuADi ; Pj rTlJ H off E L A5"f 3Ja aIgJo n E pi. 7 "ini 6j"R ' " meF 7 IT1j It tT 3jrL 6 p a O 5 I TWl lWA F ft ip1L"lf ""Ha t TTeIS aIsTP' a qjs; 'AlfL Sl&tU C it O A r eyeballs misfocused on a radiant blond named Peggy with angel like features and a beautiful profile all the way down, I walked over, introduced myself, and told her I was anxious to meet her father and talk to him. It so happened her father was sitting right behind her so I started .talking. We discussed the Brooklyn Dodgers, the Berlin Airlift, tor nadoes, the wheat surplus, can cer of the liver, and glass blow ing in pre-Renaissance Estonia. He invited me up to the apart ment. Three months later, Peggy was dating every boy in Dade County and I was still talking to her old man. I still get letters from him. r Within the fortnight I tried all eighteen scientific approaches" and got turned down so many times I felt like a bedspread. So until the white-f rocked laboratory lovers, psycho ogists, and "couch and confidence" boys can come Up with a sure-fire The official student newspaper of the Publications of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill where it is published daily at the Colonial Press, Inc.; except Monday, examination and vacation periods and during the ffi cvial summer terms. Entered as second class matter, at the Post Office of Chapel Hill, N. C, under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription rates: mailed $4.00 per year, $1.50 per quarter; delivered $6.00 per year and $2.25 -per quarter. scheme to get the right Jack with the right Jill at the right dine, I'm sticking to Grandpa's sage advice. "Make Jove to every woman you meet. Even if you get a return of o.n3jL' two percent on your outlay, ii4 a good investment. BERM-AN'S - DEPTV STORE Knit DuPoint Nylon C7 60 Gauge 15 Denier SPECIAL - : WANT A BUSINESS CAREER DO YOU WISH TO GROW IN THE CABOLIMAS? Be Sure And Talk With The Representative "Of CAROLINA MOTOR CLUB We desire "business-minded" graduates who have the desire i.rl ambi tion for building a career in Selling and Publie Relaiiens. For thirty years, the Carolina Motor Club has served-the cause of Better Motoring, Highway Safety, and School Safety -Education. Tens - of thou sands of Carolinians from the mountains to the sea belong to AAA, CAlX, YOUR COLLEGE PLACEMENT OFFICE AND . GEORGE ELLIOTT GET ON MARCH 25TH Or Vriie CAROLINA MOTOR CLUB SCHEDULE or write TO ' J;.!,, P. O. BOX 60 TALK WITH THE AAA 0rvlY CHARLOTTE J, H. C. REPRESENTATIVE A A A CO VERS T H E ' T W O C AROLI5US 3-10 37. Metallic rock 38. Girl's nickname wrw w i riHri PRIVATE TOUR OF EUROPE m Auspices Brownell Travel Bureau Young group Experienced Director Visiting Ireland, Scotland, England, Switzerland, Germany, Belgium, Hol land, France,-Italy! - - days Tourist-Cabin on Steamers : -SM35 First-Class on Steamers....... - $15S5 De Luxe Accommoda lions for All on Land Apply o: Mrs; -Grace -Cameron Sweeny 7 1806 Catawba Avenue Columbia, S. C. lUf fly, , it. j? nun. ' Nothing Faster, Safer, Klore Effective or Certalrs "to U It ' f i Dj IT ! n(Q)(0) I j il 1 j j mrnoDUCTonY tmal size J U Li Lz3 ; JPACSCEYTTGlS Bu GENUINE I I - U i J U I i i THERAPEUTIC Don't Delay! Get Your FREE UMM1S at sui ALL YOU FOLKS ii! v- KOW UITEEKS -i THERAPEUTIC CORRECT tie ctasa tf tn&enoieil avilaminosis which may be th eause f Neuritis . . . Loss of Muscle Tone ; . . Fatigue . . . Mental Depression . . . Weakness . . . Di gestive Upset . . . Nervousness . . . Con stipation . . . Diarrhea ... Vague Aches and Pains . . . Headaches . . . Irritability . . . Dizziness . . . Dryness of Hair and Skin . . . Pyorrhea . . . Lowered Resist ance to Infections of the Mucous Mem brane . . . Night Blindness ... Loss of Appetite . . . Loss of Weight . . . Tooth Decay . . t Defective Teeth and Gums . . . Insomnia. Even overweight folks may suffer with these subclinical a vitaminosee. Isk Ycur ieetar Ileal IH EsasfUs tf HEW IITEEIS Ttappc If you don't feel and look far better after taking Vi teens Therapeutic, according to directions, it may be a danger signal for serious disease, having no relationship to avitaininoeis. Consult your doctor. dmary vlUmm tablet but are a safe therapeutic remotiv specially t're- twl corrett ubcliniel avita- WllO T6el tireif. W6ak. the mportant vi(mn8 , .n iv -,t.J ludwa microgram vitamin and paina, nervotumeaa. divesti-ve upaata or maay other discomorta that nay be caoaed by that sub clinical avitaminosia, chouid read thia very earefoily. You'll discover that there ia no faster, easier, and mora effective way known 16 cor rect subclinical avitammoais and make yet) look and fee) better, than the Viteens Therapeutic Way. You'll also dwcover that 41 The aeienreor nutrition ean vtfer, to a much Jaroer ihuI o' th pop ulation, m foneer lift, ait aerlier anrf ,. thr if Viteena Therapeutic were an vroinary vitamm tablet. ' VITEEKS Therapeutic HASTEN RECOVERY - And you'll ala discover that Viteens Therapeutic are ndt dtv. signed for you to go- through hfe pendinS eonatant sums of money for them and leaning; on them like jr crutch. Not at till )u wa Viteena Therapeutic to hasten re covery and then with an improved "ON'S M of Viteens Therapeutic. &o ana for youra today. - Remamber Tha famous new Viteena Therapeutic, are sold at all Drug Stores in both tho small and lurge sue bottla under Viteena Tharapeutic'a positive aaouay-bavk auarnnree of satiBfnctien. j f:'mV?i,!2r condition, and only an occasional AealtA through th mhott eara of aucn as of ttt most for tututt note tttjoif." Now wouldn't you Hka to have a trial aize packette of Viteena Ther apeutic absolutely ree. Well, yos can have an introductory trial packette if yoMU Just go to your nearest drug etore and ask for your free Viteena Therapeutic. Then you'll discover that Viteena Therapeutic Tablets are not an or Viteena Therapeutic for health and safety's sake, vou'll eat mora of the prvtettivt foods... milk and its products, fruits and iuiees, vege tables the green, red and yellow kinds and eggs. You'll cat and en joy more of the whole grain breads and cereals and soon you won't need to continually tptnd money for ordi nary tottfrd viiantina. Remember, each druggist has only limited supply of free trial n jmc kettea "Avitatnfnesis (pronounce Ah-vi-tam-in-Osis.) Any disease due to a deficiency of vitamins in the diet. (ViTsens) i it sr CStSnPCW Hltswi taaCe "WHma. iia naa ai.iunnm.nii 1 B lU J ! j '! i .Jf i ' ! ; it -' . .;a.aaMasts(fa ofe n'iianWHiiif r I' 'C J j : 1 i v . .in ii ..... mi. .... .. I-.. i. Mi hi i mi - ' I - faittiiii!4ia' WMwiiltMjffli wiijiii Wliw Wi l waMiiiiwinii wgaragai. Si
Daily Tar Heel (Chapel Hill, N.C.)
Standardized title groups preceding, succeeding, and alternate titles together.
March 19, 1952, edition 1
2
Click "Submit" to request a review of this page. NCDHC staff will check .
0 / 75