J I TUESDA Y; J ULY 8, 1952 .--Vi f---... - v 7 . W V, nn llf,1 neppSrof the University cf North Carolina at Chapel Hill, where it is published by the Slimmer School every Tuesdav find Thursday. Printing is done by Colonial Press. Chapel Hill. W C TUesaay &nd Walter Id. Dear n - Wallace Pridgen Leo J. Northart Rolio Taylor Margie Garner Chase Ambler Donald Uosz Gloria Phillips Editor . Business Manager Executive Editor News Editor . ressDng Problems By Rollo Taylor Eeature Editor Asst. Bus. Manager Circulation Manager Society Editor News Staff . Business Staff "S;;H;;T"'TsSi1,artfvinTom I'aramore. Jonas Kessing. Barbara Tuttle. Ellen Downs. Rod Moore. Jean Bryant Mildred White, Larry Smith.' John Lineweaver Night Editor Tom Parramore A Sting That Hurts The' enrollment decrease announced in June meant little to students. It was just an indication that there would be fewer people around to complain about the heat. But to members of the faculty, it has startling significance. Salaries have been reduced 25 per cent. For an instructor who doesn't teach during the regular year, for example, the.Uni versity assumes a regular $2000 salary. Under the revised plan he gets only $250, an $83 cut from his old $333 salary. The cut is in effect. In spite of the cut, student fees are being used to pay faculty salaries ... not tuition fees but fees generally thought to be set aside for social activities. We are sure that students don't mind contributing to the welfare of .their teachers in a crisis. , - In general terms, though, we are astonished to learn that there is no State appropriation to support the Summer School. The Summer School is an integral part of the University of North Carolina. Its service to the State is at least as great as that contributed during a regular quarter. The Board of Trustees recognized this service when it made the Summer School Sessions an official fourth quarter after World War II As such, then, we recommend that the General Assembly carefully consider the budget request that will be made in September to support the school and pay adequate salaries. Salaries of faculty members during the regular year aren't hi eh. This is tniP r " mil i . , to Wuwvwia aim cuKsisiani pro- xnere is an applause fol fessors The salaries have not been raised sufficiently to meet! ed by "vera! "herelereS ine nijn COSt Ox llVinE A rpmirtirm in tVi ulty members teach in the summer because of economic nec essity) is a sting that hurts. The scene: In the bottom most depths of GKmghoul Cas tle, in a specially rented dun geon of darkest designs. The occasion: Preparation of exam schedules especially for the summer sessions. Principles involved: They all wore masks. The men are gathered around a dim candle and from under neath the hoods comes a high pitched chuckle or little laughs of idiotic glee. The Grand Mas ter of Making Exam Schedules speaks. "Gentlemen, we are gathered this night under a full moon. A week ago a jackel screamed on my left, another on my right. With those signs, I knew that our mission must be done im mediately." 4 A small man down the end of the table stands and is recog nized. "Sir, I move that we schedule all exams on the same day. Let the first begin at sun rise and the last at sun set. Hee heee. Think of the confusion that would cause and on Mon day morning, too. I further move that all professors have their final grades in by mid night of the same day." There is an applause, follow- tVi national eonvennnnc In ordero assure the P r' on the scene. Hire we &rl? etS thC Pin,0n the "CHlSO-Most of the bull-, absolutely' incurable. Human Hmfrc in this town are tremen- types wm p. aiu Flies On The Hill Recent medical reports regarding the causes and prevention of poliomyelitis indicate that flies are largely responsible for the wide spread epidemics that gijp our nation each summer. With this knowledge, and the report that already this year the disease has reached epidemic proportions in several south-west states, it would seem that states continually under the threat of an epidemic would be taking every precaution to prevent the spread of this dreaded disease. We are referring, of course, to what seems to be a complete disregard in Chapel Hill for the trillions of flies and the danger they hold for students and townspeople in school, at work, and at play. It seems to us that the, time is ripe for desperate methods voawi uy me i-uDiic ieaitn service in an effort to control these The Grand Master auiets thu ghouls with a firm hand and says, "Gentlemen, I understand your glee but don't you realize mat if all are given the same "aJ .uuenis win nave some time off after they have fin ished. No gentlemen. I think it best that we bring the point of our magnificant attack upon both profesors and students. Get them both with one mighty sweep." The lesser ghouls, overcome with joy, cheer the wise, ancient Grand Master and set about to finish their fiendish plot. dous. Some taller than trees and almost everyone at least two storeys tall. In the lobby of one of the biggest, a towering three storey structure of red brick, with a grocery store and billiard parlor on the ground floor, there is a mouse who works days as an assistant to the House Detective. He has been in this convention city for a good many years and knows every trap in town. His name is Hugo. He won't tell his last name, says it only makes people laugh, and we can't have any of that during these conven tions which, as everybody knows, are very serious. Hugo has nice quarters in a linen closet and it was there that he told about the conven tions. He says the conventions have been going on for some time, since 1812 in one case and since 1832 'in others. It's his opinion that these things are contagious. One only leads to another he claims and they are with them for generations. It is really pitiful, says Hugo, to see how these two-legged critturs suffer in these periods. They carry it brave, though, he points out, even if they do use a lot of pain killing fruit juices and other medication, which, everything considered, run up the cost of a National Nomina t i n g Convention something fierce. A kind of hysteria seems to take hold of all the pilgrims who journey here so that they get mixed up about a number of things. Take the question of room. The Mouse says there is plenty of room outdoors. There are a lot of nice parks and a few empty lots. . . .still, every body seems to want to crowd into hotel rooms. The hotel rooms are already filled with furniture and empty bottles, cigar butts and lost hats. People seem to colect funny things when they are away from home. (See POGO, page 4) FULBRIGHT DEADLINE vu wuxuroi mese ucume xor apDUcarion feCiiix -"iic umi are airecuy enaaneennff the health rf ,t- xor tuLbriahl FellrmrcM, - rnmmimihr x-i . ' r L. J. N. summer Chorus The University's Summer Ses sion Chorus will present a con cert Thursday night in Hill Hall. The chorus will be under the di rection of William, Whitesides with Almonte Howell assisting at the piano and harpsichoad. Main feature of the program will be the Bach Cantata No. 106, "God's Time is the Best." The rest of the program will consist of three madrigals and two American works. ' During the Bach Cantata the chorus will be joined by three soloists, John Park. Greenville. - - w t. C. tenor, George Muns, Chapel mil, bass, and Maurine Svnan. Memphis, Tenn. alto, and will be assisted by a small orchestra of flutes and strings. There will be no public admission charge. If Xbo lose your NATIONAL CITY DANK TRAVELERS CHiCIS yco get your no: CA8Y TTIZd IYXX2Y TttU ycu'tsavzl SPENDABLE OVEYVKEIIO YOU GO Don't risk loss of your funds. Get tha wortd-wfeb protection and spendability of NCS Trewlors Checks. Unlike cash In yoiy pocket, if they or lost or stolen, you get a refund. Cost 75 per $100. In denominations of $10, $20, $50, $100. Good until usecL V&m best tl!g yea knew TObexro vor yoa go c2fUaaa e& oar. beak TiieBanil 41 i t 1 tf chwei mil emmo ; Mtraftir Uitti Oeissit Itsgratt Cer lober 15, 1952. ai; blanks axe now in lhe hands of ihe local Fulbrighi Comxnitle and may be secured al anv f!m The membership of tho local commiiieo is John N. Couch, iavie Hall; N. J. Demeraih, ew East Annex; and Sturais E. 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